Slayer And Speed Metal Goes To Church!

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 7 years ago in Funny

And OWN the congregation. They can feel it in their souls! Can"t get any better than this.
There are 62 comments:
Male 415
This leaves me to perceive that black people are rather crazy when it comes to religion
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Male 219
it`s thrash, get it right! lol nice vid though HAHAHAHa
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Male 2,868
"Why is it so bad when black people get deep into the beat and rhythm of music?"

Who says it`s bad? I think it`s frickin` awesome. Though I`m not a Christian, I am still inspired by the words "make a joyful noise before the Lord." The worship that occurs at the churches portrayed in this clip exemplify that idea.
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Male 2,868
"Why is it so bad when black people get deep into the beat and rhythm of music?"

Who says it`s bad? I think it`s frickin` awesome. Though I`m not a Christian, I am still inspired by the words "make a joyful noise before the Lord." The worship that occurs at the churches portrayed in this clip exemplify that idea.
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Male 317
Why is it so bad when black people get deep into the beat and rhythm of music? Don`t hate us because music moves us, hate us because crack slinger`s gave us a bad name......
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Male 317
stop it people, this is dubbed over.....but it would be HILARIOUS if it were real!!!!
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Female 211
Metal concerts and church, the two places where there is no such thing as bad dancing.

Sunday mornings could have been so much better.
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Male 2,868
"This is absolutely the worst post that i have ever seen on IAB. this is plain blasphemy. you took a christian tradition and put it to satanic music, and act like it is not only acceptable, but funny? are you serious? it takes a whole lot to offend me, but making fun of christian praise and making it appear as if they are dancing to this horrible music is just too much. goodbye IAB. i thought you were better than this."

If I could think of a way to create an emoticon that represents the hand-gesture which represents disinterested jacking off, you`d be seeing it now. That poo was funny.
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Male 62
2:11 almost made me spew my coffee!!!

This is one of the best vids I`ve ever seen...watched it many times!

Slayer!!!

\m/
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Male 425
pure bliss.
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Female 708
black people have so much fun in church... We barely coughed in my church. Let alone get whiplash from dancing like an epileptic seizure victim.
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Male 151
silly peoples
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Male 101
ANGEL OF DEAAAAAATHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
SLAYER!!! \m/
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Male 723
THAT. WAS. AWESOME!

\m/_ O.O _\m/

Mosh it up!

8-) LJ
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Male 153
\m/ SLAYER! \m/
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Male 10
epic xaxa
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Male 2,893
You lose. cman.
*takes off sunglasses*
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Male 147
cman7721

I have to disagree with you on this post.

I am a Catholic and I consider myself as a Christian.

I like Metal music as well, but I don`t like the context presented here on FARK LITE.

Let it go.

It will work out, It always has.

FAITH.
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Male 255
Total win for the clip, epic win for cman7721`s indignation.

I LOLed long and hard.
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Female 8,043
cman7721, you my sir are a troll. i guess all the sexual innuendo, nsfw, or gory posts on iab don`t offend your false sense of morality, but a humourous one does. i believe that christians can laugh, even at themselves. plus how do you positively know all these shots are of christians? it could be a p.t.a. meeting gone mad, but wait you do have a point that religious fanatics do have crazy cornered on the market, so they must be christian. why so serious? its a joke. but since you, the nonsubmitting of posts viewer that you are, is leaving us, know that we here at iab will laugh our butts off at christians, satanists, dancing monkeys, and the like for a long time. i would say that you will be missed...but you won`t.
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Female 170
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 15,832
I LOLed.
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Male 617
this is absolutely the worst post that i have ever seen on IAB. this is plain blasphemy. you took a christian tradition and put it to satanic music, and act like it is not only acceptable, but funny? are you serious? it takes a whole lot to offend me, but making fun of christian praise and making it appear as if they are dancing to this horrible music is just too much. goodbye IAB. i thought you were better than this.
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Male 2,245
Do the D.A.N.C.E
Stick to the B.E.A.T
Just easy as A.B.C
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Male 712
Total Win...
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Female 131
1:26, man that old lady has some sweet moves.
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Male 2,868
This almost makes me want to go to church. Almost.
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Male 3,255
Best IAB link in a while!

A. The whole thing was win, but I absolutely lost it at 3:11.
B. Isn`t the double bass line that comes in during this song`s chorus one of the best things in metal? I`ve always thought it was.
C. Slayer is THRASH metal, not speed metal.
D. I think everyone needs to just thrash out sometimes, and if some people are so uptight and prim and proper that they have to use a god as an excuse to do so, then so be it!
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Male 454
SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awesome.
Slayer`s also good for hippie dispersement. Ask Eric Cartman!
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Male 1,299
ROFL!

That matched up WAYYYYY too well.
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Male 554
LMFAO!
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Male 173
dove into the mosh pit and grandma broke mah jaw. BEST SUNDAY SERVICE EVAR!
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Male 1,625
Looks like they just got done partying with Dr. Rockzo the rock-n-roll clown. (He does C-c-cocaine.)
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Male 25,416
This is insane its a very old repost but still awesome!
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Male 52
I love baptists.

Also

\m/
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Male 295
awesomesauce
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Male 190
One of the best video compilations Ive seen. Clever.
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Male 1,378
They all look insane.
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Male 383
Haha, seen this before... Very kick-ass!
\,,/.
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Male 12,138
Awesome. That is all.
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Male 782
Best. Video. Ever

\m/

I second that.
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Male 497
لول
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Female 956
YES.
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Female 48
Best. Video. Ever

\m/
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Male 3,285
haha Now THIS is what needs to be on iab more.
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Male 296
I ROFL`d.
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Female 876
i wonder how that man could be able to do that in the pic that a1butcher sent.
did the guy let someone to do it? what did that someone use to make it? too many questions popped in my head...
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Male 17
SilverThread, all this technology is too much for me...


try this...try this...
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Female 876
that is sooo AWESOME!!!
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Female 798
love the old guy doing hammertime at 2:50
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Male 3,431
Willyfoofoo, your linky no worky..
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Male 17
in fact here it is



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60ZHm4oDdU

:-) enjoy.
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Male 17
agreed with naz.

d n b version kills this, much funnier.

wop wop wop
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Male 5,194
The muppets one is still better.
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Male 119
this video is bollocks with this track on, it was originally made iwth drum n bass, baptazia andy c check it on you tube, much better than this
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Male 953
This is a WIN in my book... of course anything with Slayer is :P
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Male 1,442
Convulsions and speaking in tongues is the most daft arse thing I have ever seen in places like this... however it goes with Slayer awefuly well.
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Male 6,693
I wanna ROCK !
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Male 4,807
They would give any banger a run for there money!!!
God listens to Slayer cause Slayer rules !!!!



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Male 15,510
Wow.... the church actually looks like fun that way
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Female 470
And I was always told Metal was "The Devil`s Music"...XD
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Female 8,043
Link: Slayer And Speed Metal Goes To Church! [Rate Link] - And OWN the congregation. They can feel it in their souls! Can`t get any better than this.
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