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Date: 06/01/10 08:00 AM

62 Responses to Slayer And Speed Metal Goes To Church!

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 6:13 am
    Link: Slayer And Speed Metal Goes To Church! - And OWN the congregation. They can feel it in their souls! Can`t get any better than this.
  2. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    471 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:06 am
    And I was always told Metal was "The Devil`s Music"...XD
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:09 am
    Wow.... the church actually looks like fun that way
  4. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:36 am
    They would give any banger a run for there money!!!
    God listens to Slayer cause Slayer rules !!!!



  5. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:47 am
    I wanna ROCK !
  6. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1443 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:05 am
    Convulsions and speaking in tongues is the most daft arse thing I have ever seen in places like this... however it goes with Slayer awefuly well.
  7. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:10 am
    This is a WIN in my book... of course anything with Slayer is :P
  8. Profile photo of naz2k55
    naz2k55 Male 18-29
    119 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:25 am
    this video is bollocks with this track on, it was originally made iwth drum n bass, baptazia andy c check it on you tube, much better than this
  9. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 10:11 am
    The muppets one is still better.
  10. Profile photo of willyfoofoo
    willyfoofoo Male 18-29
    17 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 10:31 am
    agreed with naz.

    d n b version kills this, much funnier.

    wop wop wop
  11. Profile photo of willyfoofoo
    willyfoofoo Male 18-29
    17 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 10:33 am
    in fact here it is



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60ZHm4oDdU

    :-) enjoy.
  12. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 11:01 am
    Willyfoofoo, your linky no worky..
  13. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 11:08 am
    love the old guy doing hammertime at 2:50
  14. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 11:16 am
    that is sooo AWESOME!!!
  15. Profile photo of willyfoofoo
    willyfoofoo Male 18-29
    17 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 11:22 am
    SilverThread, all this technology is too much for me...


    try this...try this...
  16. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 11:42 am
    i wonder how that man could be able to do that in the pic that a1butcher sent.
    did the guy let someone to do it? what did that someone use to make it? too many questions popped in my head...
  17. Profile photo of skaterboy17
    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 11:50 am
    I ROFL`d.
  18. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 11:51 am
    haha Now THIS is what needs to be on iab more.
  19. Profile photo of PaganMomBlog
    PaganMomBlog Female 30-39
    48 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 11:54 am
    Best. Video. Ever

    \m/
  20. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    YES.
  21. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    لول
  22. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    Best. Video. Ever

    \m/

    I second that.
  23. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    Awesome. That is all.
  24. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    Haha, seen this before... Very kick-ass!
    \,,/.
  25. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    They all look insane.
  26. Profile photo of Weakmonkey
    Weakmonkey Male 18-29
    190 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    One of the best video compilations Ive seen. Clever.
  27. Profile photo of comrade_b
    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    awesomesauce
  28. Profile photo of TheGosus
    TheGosus Male 13-17
    52 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    I love baptists.

    Also

    \m/
  29. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    This is insane its a very old repost but still awesome!
  30. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    Looks like they just got done partying with Dr. Rockzo the rock-n-roll clown. (He does C-c-cocaine.)
  31. Profile photo of NinjaB0b
    NinjaB0b Male 18-29
    173 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    dove into the mosh pit and grandma broke mah jaw. BEST SUNDAY SERVICE EVAR!
  32. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    LMFAO!
  33. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    ROFL!

    That matched up WAYYYYY too well.
  34. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Awesome.
    Slayer`s also good for hippie dispersement. Ask Eric Cartman!
  35. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    Best IAB link in a while!

    A. The whole thing was win, but I absolutely lost it at 3:11.
    B. Isn`t the double bass line that comes in during this song`s chorus one of the best things in metal? I`ve always thought it was.
    C. Slayer is THRASH metal, not speed metal.
    D. I think everyone needs to just thrash out sometimes, and if some people are so uptight and prim and proper that they have to use a god as an excuse to do so, then so be it!
  36. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    This almost makes me want to go to church. Almost.
  37. Profile photo of Earl_Grey
    Earl_Grey Female 18-29
    131 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    1:26, man that old lady has some sweet moves.
  38. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    Total Win...
  39. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 10:56 pm
    Do the D.A.N.C.E
    Stick to the B.E.A.T
    Just easy as A.B.C
  40. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 11:24 pm
    this is absolutely the worst post that i have ever seen on IAB. this is plain blasphemy. you took a christian tradition and put it to satanic music, and act like it is not only acceptable, but funny? are you serious? it takes a whole lot to offend me, but making fun of christian praise and making it appear as if they are dancing to this horrible music is just too much. goodbye IAB. i thought you were better than this.
  41. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 11:53 pm
    I LOLed.
  42. Profile photo of marissameows
    marissameows Female 18-29
    171 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 11:59 pm
    HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
  43. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 12:20 am
    cman7721, you my sir are a troll. i guess all the sexual innuendo, nsfw, or gory posts on iab don`t offend your false sense of morality, but a humourous one does. i believe that christians can laugh, even at themselves. plus how do you positively know all these shots are of christians? it could be a p.t.a. meeting gone mad, but wait you do have a point that religious fanatics do have crazy cornered on the market, so they must be christian. why so serious? its a joke. but since you, the nonsubmitting of posts viewer that you are, is leaving us, know that we here at iab will laugh our butts off at christians, satanists, dancing monkeys, and the like for a long time. i would say that you will be missed...but you won`t.
  44. Profile photo of aikiman
    aikiman Male 40-49
    255 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 12:24 am
    Total win for the clip, epic win for cman7721`s indignation.

    I LOLed long and hard.
  45. Profile photo of CBFLATLINE
    CBFLATLINE Male 40-49
    147 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 12:25 am
    cman7721

    I have to disagree with you on this post.

    I am a Catholic and I consider myself as a Christian.

    I like Metal music as well, but I don`t like the context presented here on FARK LITE.

    Let it go.

    It will work out, It always has.

    FAITH.
  46. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 5:19 am
    You lose. cman.
    *takes off sunglasses*
  47. Profile photo of dream_damage
    dream_damage Male 18-29
    10 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 5:27 am
    epic xaxa
  48. Profile photo of needles_nny
    needles_nny Male 18-29
    153 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 5:46 am
    \m/ SLAYER! \m/
  49. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 7:12 am
    THAT. WAS. AWESOME!

    \m/_ O.O _\m/

    Mosh it up!

    8-) LJ
  50. Profile photo of clwnz
    clwnz Male 13-17
    101 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 10:57 am
    ANGEL OF DEAAAAAATHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
    SLAYER!!! \m/
  51. Profile photo of awsome-guy
    awsome-guy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    silly peoples
  52. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    black people have so much fun in church... We barely coughed in my church. Let alone get whiplash from dancing like an epileptic seizure victim.
  53. Profile photo of Nerd_Rage
    Nerd_Rage Male 18-29
    425 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    pure bliss.
  54. Profile photo of Phranky
    Phranky Male 40-49
    62 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 6:06 am
    2:11 almost made me spew my coffee!!!

    This is one of the best vids I`ve ever seen...watched it many times!

    Slayer!!!

    \m/
  55. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 9:10 am
    "This is absolutely the worst post that i have ever seen on IAB. this is plain blasphemy. you took a christian tradition and put it to satanic music, and act like it is not only acceptable, but funny? are you serious? it takes a whole lot to offend me, but making fun of christian praise and making it appear as if they are dancing to this horrible music is just too much. goodbye IAB. i thought you were better than this."

    If I could think of a way to create an emoticon that represents the hand-gesture which represents disinterested jacking off, you`d be seeing it now. That poo was funny.
  56. Profile photo of Snow_Crash
    Snow_Crash Female 18-29
    211 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    Metal concerts and church, the two places where there is no such thing as bad dancing.

    Sunday mornings could have been so much better.
  57. Profile photo of Stelly
    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    stop it people, this is dubbed over.....but it would be HILARIOUS if it were real!!!!
  58. Profile photo of Stelly
    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    Why is it so bad when black people get deep into the beat and rhythm of music? Don`t hate us because music moves us, hate us because crack slinger`s gave us a bad name......
  59. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    "Why is it so bad when black people get deep into the beat and rhythm of music?"

    Who says it`s bad? I think it`s frickin` awesome. Though I`m not a Christian, I am still inspired by the words "make a joyful noise before the Lord." The worship that occurs at the churches portrayed in this clip exemplify that idea.
  60. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    "Why is it so bad when black people get deep into the beat and rhythm of music?"

    Who says it`s bad? I think it`s frickin` awesome. Though I`m not a Christian, I am still inspired by the words "make a joyful noise before the Lord." The worship that occurs at the churches portrayed in this clip exemplify that idea.
  61. Profile photo of Tachiinii
    Tachiinii Male 13-17
    219 posts
    June 5, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    it`s thrash, get it right! lol nice vid though HAHAHAHa
  62. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    This leaves me to perceive that black people are rather crazy when it comes to religion

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