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Date: 06/27/10 01:06 PM

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  1. Profile photo of theguy91
    theguy91 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    Link: Sam Gets A Dention Slip, Has Sense Of Humor - It`s kids like Sam that keep school bearable, isn`t it?
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    korahn Male 30-39
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    June 27, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    I have no idea what the administrative actions are.
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    June 27, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    Guys look!! we`re scissoring!!
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    June 27, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    "Sam Gets A Dention Slip, Has Sense Of Humor "

    Quoted for fail.

    Lol, Sam. Good times in Middle School
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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    OH GOD! NOT THE DENTION SLIP! ANYTHING BUT THE DENTION SLIP! *runs away screaming*
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    BenTheBug Male 18-29
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    June 27, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    Sam is a senior in high school and has the sense of humor of a 10 year old.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    June 27, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    ive always found these kids annoying
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    Dance_Macabe Male 30-39
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    June 27, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    @ Ryan99, Top right corner....dude`s in the 12th grade

    @ Korahn, ASD=After school detention and ISS=In school suspension
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    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    haha, aliens probed me... classic
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    kittkatkatie Female 18-29
    109 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    ahahaha i skip class and do stupid sh*t all the time in my school and i`ve never been written up. these kids are the best.
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    Bananananana Female 13-17
    80 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    BenTheBug,
    Yeah, because a ten year old knows what `scissoring` means.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    June 27, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    stupid and not funny!
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    Shisi Male 18-29
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    June 27, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    The kid is in 12th grade, as you can see at the top of the notice. Sounds like someone needs to grow up.
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    I have to agree, at that age, (it says grade 12 at the top) it is just immature not funny
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    naz2k55 Male 18-29
    119 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    i thought it was because the ASD looked kinda like a penis
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    Nickel_Creek Male 18-29
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    June 27, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    banananana

    i did when i was 10
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    The_Frogg Male 18-29
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    June 27, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    Idk why people say thats immature, he`s a senior in high school, what the crap do you expect?
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    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    HA, is the teacher a lesbian? She certainly knows what scissoring is, lol.
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    korahn Male 30-39
    1249 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    Thanks, Dance_Macabe, I was thinking I was missing the joke because I couldn`t understand what was written there. Turns out, nothing in this image is funny at all.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    Honestly, it was immature idiots like this that made school hell for me. I was just there to learn, I hated it when kids gave good teachers a hard time and ruined everything for those who were taking things seriously.
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    Is_it_in_yet Male 13-17
    158 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    she deff. looked it up on urban dictionary or has practiced it. i learned by south park ;-)
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    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    Maybe she knows what scissoring because she watches South Park.
  23. Profile photo of CAP9993
    CAP9993 Male 18-29
    167 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    hmm thats Katy ISD. just a few mins away from where i live.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    Sam needs to learn his lesson. South Park is marginally entertaining, but trying to bring it to real life is worthy of smack in back of head or detention.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    June 27, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    `Next infraction of this mature will result in lSS`

    what`s lSS??
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    Somehowfunny Female 18-29
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    June 27, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    In school suspension, it`s where they basically keep you in one room all day and make you do your homework.
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    cousinrayray Male 18-29
    81 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    In-school suspension
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    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    Where I went to school, it stood for In-School-Suspension. You sit in a room with other students, not allowed to look up from your desk or talk to anyone. Like a detention, but lasts the whole school day. Wouldn`t even let us look at the clock. No sleeping, of course. Had to have homework in front of us.
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    mar95789 Female 18-29
    193 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    ISS - In School Suspension, they lock you in a room with a teacher and you do busy work all day.

    Students like Sam make school unbearable for teachers.
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    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    thelonious
    Male, 30-39, Southern US
    1110 Posts Sunday, June 27, 2010 5:20:06 PM
    Sam needs to learn his lesson. South Park is marginally entertaining, but trying to bring it to real life is worthy of smack in back of head or detention.
    __________________________
    when on earth did south park draw a penis on an overhead projector? I`m sorry... but if you are going to diss an iconic cartoon at least find something that you can actually justify.

    try watching it before you decide it`s not worth of real life representation please?
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    xScalawag Female 18-29
    195 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    I think the woman meant nature, not mature. And ISS = In school suspension
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    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    I legitemately have had to draw a dick on the overhead while the teacher was drawing on it for a game we played at our highschool... I got a ton of points for it tho
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    mayobama Male 18-29
    20 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    @xScalawag; it says nature not mature. it is in cursive like the rest of the sentence.
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    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    its a cursive "n" those have extra humps, it says "nature"
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    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    It`s people like sam that made school hell for me.
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    shorti3rach Female 13-17
    62 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    Nooo. Its people like Same that made school amazing for me. They have taught me a lot.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    lol awesome. what a prude teacher, though. LOL
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    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    sam is either the class clown or an unfunny attention whore.
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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    "It`s people like sam that made school hell for me."

    ...because people drew peens? Backbones are required in life.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    "Its people like Same that made school amazing for me. They have taught me a lot."
    "sam is either the class clown or an unfunny attention whore."

    people, Sam is in 12th grade. penis drawings and crude random remarks are funny in middle school, 9th grade at the oldest. in 12th grade, you`re just being a retard and beyond annoying. Sam is probably on the football team and since he isn`t good enough for a college team end up working a crappy $35k/year job for the next 40 years...laugh it up now Sam, the next 40 years are going to be hell
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    TaiAZNKID Male 13-17
    77 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    ROFL PPl like sam is how i liked my ABCs in Sex ed =D
  42. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    "sam is either the class clown or an unfunny attention whore."

    12 grade and still doing that sh*t. I`m going with unfunny attention whore.
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    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    Oh come on, he`s in 12th grade so I assume the class is for 12th graders. I had teachers as far back as 6th grade who wouldn`t give two sh*ts about something like drawing penii on the board. Like 17 and 18 year old kids are gonna be emotionally scarred by it...


    What is dention, by the way?
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    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    Students in 12th grade here are still doing this...
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    npdarren asked:
    What is dention, by the way?

    Answer:
    It`s a hole in the head. ;)
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    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    Someone acting childish gives you a thrill, OP? Maybe if you paid attention in English you would be able to spell "Detention."
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    June 27, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    A senior, huh? Man, what a mature, young man. He`s so ready for adulthood.
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    hebsan Male 40-49
    8 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    So the parent was notified a month before the incident?
  49. Profile photo of MrRubik
    MrRubik Male 13-17
    68 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    At first i thought "dention" was the joke...
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    nateas Male 18-29
    45 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 11:39 pm
    wow you retards can correct spelling Im sure your all winners. Just because you can correct spelling doesn`t mean your smart just means your a jack ass.
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    theguy91 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    Hm. I definitely spelled Detention right when I submitted this.
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    Glendower Male 18-29
    337 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 11:58 pm
    "(W)ow(,) you retards can correct spelling(.) I`m sure YOU`RE all winners. Just because you can correct spelling doesn`t mean YOU`RE smart(,) (it) just means YOU`RE a jack ass."

    I`d rather be a jackass than a dumb ass.
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    Puddingbrood Male 13-17
    75 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:16 am
    "(W)ow(,) you retards can correct spelling(.) I`m sure YOU`RE all winners. Just because you can correct spelling doesn`t mean YOU`RE smart(,) (it) just means YOU`RE a jack ass."

    I`d rather be a jackass than a dumb ass.

    You`re both, you missed the "you can correct spelling".
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    Glendower Male 18-29
    337 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:21 am
    I proved my point. I don`t care if I missed one. Maybe you should worry about your run-on sentence.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:33 am
    Wow, grammar war going on here. And theguy91, apologies on behalf of this website for getting your sh*t wrong, and thanks for the submission.

    Oi, Fancylad, it`s Detention! Don`t make the lad look like an arse cause you can`t spell!

    I apologise on behalf of my friends, theguy.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    June 28, 2010 at 12:39 am
    In other news, who the f*ck is nateas to correct grammar? Dude, "your" and "you`re" aint that hard. F*ck.
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    stephanie311 Female 13-17
    2 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:55 am
    Since we`re in the spirit of correcting grammar. . .

    "(W)ow(,) you retards can correct spelling(.) I`m sure YOU`RE all winners. Just because you can correct spelling doesn`t mean YOU`RE smart(.) (It) just means YOU`RE a jack ass."

    Even your correction was wrong. Putting a comma there makes the sentence a run-on comma splice, which is incorrect grammar. :)

    However (and maybe I`m just misreading), I don`t see what`s wrong with the "you can correct spelling".
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    Mesonoxian Male 18-29
    29 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:20 am
    ... and this is when I regret looking at the comments. Grammar sucked in seventh grade and. it. sucks. now. (Oh yeah... I used a whole fricking bunch of periods.)
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    badname_001 Female 18-29
    130 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:23 am
    Typing errors are annoying but it doesn`t become any less annoying to prattle on about it.

    Nerd rage: it`s a vicious cycle. Protect yourself

  60. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    337 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:43 am
    Stephanie311, correct me if I`m wrong, but you can use a comma after an interjection. "Wow" is not an independent clause.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:30 am
    Oh that Sam.
  62. Profile photo of Ferrespir
    Ferrespir Male 13-17
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    June 28, 2010 at 8:06 am
    Don`t we all love internet drama?
  63. Profile photo of nateas
    nateas Male 18-29
    45 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 8:06 am
    http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com Look at rule 99 guess what it is and feel like you wasted all your time haha
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    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 8:33 am
    "Don`t we all love internet drama?"

    ...No.
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    Zak3295 Male 13-17
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    June 28, 2010 at 8:48 am
    umm..scissoring lol
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    NDLOgan Male 30-39
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    June 28, 2010 at 8:54 am
    Man, where is the Grammar Police on this site?
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    eggsnham Male 13-17
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    June 28, 2010 at 9:18 am
    Luckily, my teachers all have a sense of humor so this sort of thing doesn`t happen when aliens probe me and I try to tell people about it.
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    nubblins Female 18-29
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    June 28, 2010 at 9:32 am
    sounds like something a 15 year old would do. meh.
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    Skyler92 Female 18-29
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    June 28, 2010 at 9:35 am
    @NDLOgan. "Man, where is the Grammar Police on this site?" Pretty sure that should be where ARE.
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    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 10:02 am
    he is in 12 grade so he is very close to being an adult
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    June 28, 2010 at 10:25 am
    Total BS. I got in trouble so many times for this kind of thing - I remember it was always some uptight middle-age woman trying to read something else into something, ANYTHING I said. Like using the word "dork" or drawing an oval with a circle in it - looked nothing like a penis, but that`s what the art teacher said. "Scissoring", "aliens probed me", these are probably just dumb things the guy said to get a laugh. Now some old munter has hung a "perv" lable around his neck because her brain was too dried out to get the joke. SHE should be sent to detention. In a cave full of spiders. Forever.
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    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
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    June 28, 2010 at 10:28 am
    He`s a senior in high school and he still thinks drawing dicks is funny....

    okay it might still be a little funny.
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    DiegoDeFuego Male 18-29
    241 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 11:39 am
    "@NDLOgan. "Man, where is the Grammar Police on this site?" Pretty sure that should be where ARE. "

    Not necesarrily. He could be talking about the grammar police as a single thing.
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    June 28, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    lol, the student is/was goading the teacher on purpose, probably pushing back on unreasonable demands
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    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    I now want to write a book.

    Scissoring: A Lesbian Sex Act
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    Skim Female 13-17
    250 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    I once got suspended for placing a paper bag over my head and pretending I was smoking.
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    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    Haha! Go CRHS Cougars!
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    sender02 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    Its sad because the slip says "Grade 12". A high school senior. Guys like this never made school bearable, they just made it worse. I`ve went to schools full of them my whole life and regret not beating every single one with a blunt object.

    By the way, no one cares about grammar.
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    Wraithix Male 30-39
    178 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    Scissors!
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    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    Hmmn, sounds like he watches South Park.
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    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    He`s a senior? That`s pretty sad.
    I also love that the principal knows what scissoring is.
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    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    Scissoring is awesome, and should be allowable in all schools.
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    lizziekittie Female 18-29
    46 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 11:55 pm
    this is going to go in your permenant record!
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    bram Male 18-29
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    June 29, 2010 at 3:49 am
    It doesn`t sound like her son said anything too bad, no cussing or anything. He`s probably just generally annoying and the teacher was grasping at straws.
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    Fuego Male 40-49
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    June 29, 2010 at 8:13 am
    fwiw, Melinda Martin (the teacher) wrote the description of the incident (including vague scissor def.) Jane Baker (the 12th grade assistant principal) wrote the administrative action. Ms. Baker has larger, less structured handwriting.
  86. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    Thank you, principal, for thinking that we are less enlightened in sexuality than our child. This referral is very valuable for us.
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    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
    321 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 1:14 am
    hahaha, the craziest thing i think ive seen a kid do in class, is smoke a bowl haha, the teacher couldnt smell, but happened to be allergic to marijuana. and i aint whistlin dixy
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 1:52 am
    lmao
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    kittkatkatie Female 18-29
    109 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    hahaha, i would do that.

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