Sam Gets A Dention Slip, Has Sense Of Humor [Pic]

Submitted by: theguy91 6 years ago Funny

It"s kids like Sam that keep school bearable, isn"t it?
There are 89 comments:
Female 109
hahaha, i would do that.
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Male 321
hahaha, the craziest thing i think ive seen a kid do in class, is smoke a bowl haha, the teacher couldnt smell, but happened to be allergic to marijuana. and i aint whistlin dixy
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Male 312
Thank you, principal, for thinking that we are less enlightened in sexuality than our child. This referral is very valuable for us.
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Male 1,287
fwiw, Melinda Martin (the teacher) wrote the description of the incident (including vague scissor def.) Jane Baker (the 12th grade assistant principal) wrote the administrative action. Ms. Baker has larger, less structured handwriting.
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Male 577
It doesn`t sound like her son said anything too bad, no cussing or anything. He`s probably just generally annoying and the teacher was grasping at straws.
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Female 46
this is going to go in your permenant record!
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Female 535
Scissoring is awesome, and should be allowable in all schools.
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Female 387
He`s a senior? That`s pretty sad.
I also love that the principal knows what scissoring is.
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Male 500
Hmmn, sounds like he watches South Park.
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Male 177
Scissors!
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Male 189
Its sad because the slip says "Grade 12". A high school senior. Guys like this never made school bearable, they just made it worse. I`ve went to schools full of them my whole life and regret not beating every single one with a blunt object.

By the way, no one cares about grammar.
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Male 1,287
Haha! Go CRHS Cougars!
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Female 250
I once got suspended for placing a paper bag over my head and pretending I was smoking.
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Male 340
I now want to write a book.

Scissoring: A Lesbian Sex Act
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Male 2,229
lol, the student is/was goading the teacher on purpose, probably pushing back on unreasonable demands
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Male 239
"@NDLOgan. "Man, where is the Grammar Police on this site?" Pretty sure that should be where ARE. "

Not necesarrily. He could be talking about the grammar police as a single thing.
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Male 976
He`s a senior in high school and he still thinks drawing dicks is funny....

okay it might still be a little funny.
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Male 5,194
Total BS. I got in trouble so many times for this kind of thing - I remember it was always some uptight middle-age woman trying to read something else into something, ANYTHING I said. Like using the word "dork" or drawing an oval with a circle in it - looked nothing like a penis, but that`s what the art teacher said. "Scissoring", "aliens probed me", these are probably just dumb things the guy said to get a laugh. Now some old munter has hung a "perv" lable around his neck because her brain was too dried out to get the joke. SHE should be sent to detention. In a cave full of spiders. Forever.
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Male 698
he is in 12 grade so he is very close to being an adult
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Female 196
@NDLOgan. "Man, where is the Grammar Police on this site?" Pretty sure that should be where ARE.
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Female 1,743
sounds like something a 15 year old would do. meh.
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Male 1,140
Luckily, my teachers all have a sense of humor so this sort of thing doesn`t happen when aliens probe me and I try to tell people about it.
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Male 218
Man, where is the Grammar Police on this site?
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Male 37
umm..scissoring lol
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Female 1,677
"Don`t we all love internet drama?"

...No.
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Male 45
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com Look at rule 99 guess what it is and feel like you wasted all your time haha
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Male 12
Don`t we all love internet drama?
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Male 6,694
Oh that Sam.
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Male 336
Stephanie311, correct me if I`m wrong, but you can use a comma after an interjection. "Wow" is not an independent clause.
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Female 130
Typing errors are annoying but it doesn`t become any less annoying to prattle on about it.

Nerd rage: it`s a vicious cycle. Protect yourself

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Male 29
... and this is when I regret looking at the comments. Grammar sucked in seventh grade and. it. sucks. now. (Oh yeah... I used a whole fricking bunch of periods.)
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Female 2
Since we`re in the spirit of correcting grammar. . .

"(W)ow(,) you retards can correct spelling(.) I`m sure YOU`RE all winners. Just because you can correct spelling doesn`t mean YOU`RE smart(.) (It) just means YOU`RE a jack ass."

Even your correction was wrong. Putting a comma there makes the sentence a run-on comma splice, which is incorrect grammar. :)

However (and maybe I`m just misreading), I don`t see what`s wrong with the "you can correct spelling".
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Male 12,138
In other news, who the f*ck is nateas to correct grammar? Dude, "your" and "you`re" aint that hard. F*ck.
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Male 12,138
Wow, grammar war going on here. And theguy91, apologies on behalf of this website for getting your sh*t wrong, and thanks for the submission.

Oi, Fancylad, it`s Detention! Don`t make the lad look like an arse cause you can`t spell!

I apologise on behalf of my friends, theguy.
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Male 336
I proved my point. I don`t care if I missed one. Maybe you should worry about your run-on sentence.
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Male 75
"(W)ow(,) you retards can correct spelling(.) I`m sure YOU`RE all winners. Just because you can correct spelling doesn`t mean YOU`RE smart(,) (it) just means YOU`RE a jack ass."

I`d rather be a jackass than a dumb ass.

You`re both, you missed the "you can correct spelling".
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Male 336
"(W)ow(,) you retards can correct spelling(.) I`m sure YOU`RE all winners. Just because you can correct spelling doesn`t mean YOU`RE smart(,) (it) just means YOU`RE a jack ass."

I`d rather be a jackass than a dumb ass.
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Male 215
Hm. I definitely spelled Detention right when I submitted this.
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Male 45
wow you retards can correct spelling Im sure your all winners. Just because you can correct spelling doesn`t mean your smart just means your a jack ass.
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Male 68
At first i thought "dention" was the joke...
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Male 8
So the parent was notified a month before the incident?
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Female 4,028
A senior, huh? Man, what a mature, young man. He`s so ready for adulthood.
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Male 690
Someone acting childish gives you a thrill, OP? Maybe if you paid attention in English you would be able to spell "Detention."
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Male 2,402
npdarren asked:
What is dention, by the way?

Answer:
It`s a hole in the head. ;)
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Female 491
Students in 12th grade here are still doing this...
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Male 601
Oh come on, he`s in 12th grade so I assume the class is for 12th graders. I had teachers as far back as 6th grade who wouldn`t give two sh*ts about something like drawing penii on the board. Like 17 and 18 year old kids are gonna be emotionally scarred by it...


What is dention, by the way?
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Female 2,289
"sam is either the class clown or an unfunny attention whore."

12 grade and still doing that sh*t. I`m going with unfunny attention whore.
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Male 77
ROFL PPl like sam is how i liked my ABCs in Sex ed =D
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Male 2,703
"Its people like Same that made school amazing for me. They have taught me a lot."
"sam is either the class clown or an unfunny attention whore."

people, Sam is in 12th grade. penis drawings and crude random remarks are funny in middle school, 9th grade at the oldest. in 12th grade, you`re just being a retard and beyond annoying. Sam is probably on the football team and since he isn`t good enough for a college team end up working a crappy $35k/year job for the next 40 years...laugh it up now Sam, the next 40 years are going to be hell
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Female 798
"It`s people like sam that made school hell for me."

...because people drew peens? Backbones are required in life.
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Male 1,083
sam is either the class clown or an unfunny attention whore.
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Female 3,828
lol awesome. what a prude teacher, though. LOL
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Female 62
Nooo. Its people like Same that made school amazing for me. They have taught me a lot.
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Female 2,289
It`s people like sam that made school hell for me.
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Male 936
its a cursive "n" those have extra humps, it says "nature"
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Male 20
@xScalawag; it says nature not mature. it is in cursive like the rest of the sentence.
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Male 243
I legitemately have had to draw a dick on the overhead while the teacher was drawing on it for a game we played at our highschool... I got a ton of points for it tho
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Female 195
I think the woman meant nature, not mature. And ISS = In school suspension
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Male 592

thelonious
Male, 30-39, Southern US
1110 Posts Sunday, June 27, 2010 5:20:06 PM
Sam needs to learn his lesson. South Park is marginally entertaining, but trying to bring it to real life is worthy of smack in back of head or detention.
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when on earth did south park draw a penis on an overhead projector? I`m sorry... but if you are going to diss an iconic cartoon at least find something that you can actually justify.

try watching it before you decide it`s not worth of real life representation please?
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Female 193
ISS - In School Suspension, they lock you in a room with a teacher and you do busy work all day.

Students like Sam make school unbearable for teachers.
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Female 676
Where I went to school, it stood for In-School-Suspension. You sit in a room with other students, not allowed to look up from your desk or talk to anyone. Like a detention, but lasts the whole school day. Wouldn`t even let us look at the clock. No sleeping, of course. Had to have homework in front of us.
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Male 81
In-school suspension
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Female 40
In school suspension, it`s where they basically keep you in one room all day and make you do your homework.
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Male 2,419
`Next infraction of this mature will result in lSS`

what`s lSS??
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Male 3,310
Sam needs to learn his lesson. South Park is marginally entertaining, but trying to bring it to real life is worthy of smack in back of head or detention.
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Male 167
hmm thats Katy ISD. just a few mins away from where i live.
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Female 322
Maybe she knows what scissoring because she watches South Park.
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Male 158
she deff. looked it up on urban dictionary or has practiced it. i learned by south park ;-)
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Female 3,562
Honestly, it was immature idiots like this that made school hell for me. I was just there to learn, I hated it when kids gave good teachers a hard time and ruined everything for those who were taking things seriously.
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Male 1,417
Thanks, Dance_Macabe, I was thinking I was missing the joke because I couldn`t understand what was written there. Turns out, nothing in this image is funny at all.
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Male 257
HA, is the teacher a lesbian? She certainly knows what scissoring is, lol.
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Male 619
Idk why people say thats immature, he`s a senior in high school, what the crap do you expect?
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Male 76
banananana

i did when i was 10
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Male 119
i thought it was because the ASD looked kinda like a penis
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Female 1,604
I have to agree, at that age, (it says grade 12 at the top) it is just immature not funny
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Male 779
The kid is in 12th grade, as you can see at the top of the notice. Sounds like someone needs to grow up.
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Male 25,416
stupid and not funny!
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Female 80
BenTheBug,
Yeah, because a ten year old knows what `scissoring` means.
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Female 109
ahahaha i skip class and do stupid sh*t all the time in my school and i`ve never been written up. these kids are the best.
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Male 590
haha, aliens probed me... classic
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Male 34
@ Ryan99, Top right corner....dude`s in the 12th grade

@ Korahn, ASD=After school detention and ISS=In school suspension
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Male 7,585
ive always found these kids annoying
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Male 1,195
Sam is a senior in high school and has the sense of humor of a 10 year old.
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Male 3,014
OH GOD! NOT THE DENTION SLIP! ANYTHING BUT THE DENTION SLIP! *runs away screaming*
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Male 2,344
"Sam Gets A Dention Slip, Has Sense Of Humor [Pic]"

Quoted for fail.

Lol, Sam. Good times in Middle School
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Male 2,748
Guys look!! we`re scissoring!!
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Male 1,417
I have no idea what the administrative actions are.
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Male 215
Link: Sam Gets A Dention Slip, Has Sense Of Humor [Pic] [Rate Link] - It`s kids like Sam that keep school bearable, isn`t it?
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