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Date: 06/17/10 04:00 PM

55 Responses to Pregnancy Facts And Myths!

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    Link: Pregnancy Facts And Myths! - Fact: Girls can not get pregnant on the 15th of any month. Has something to do with the tides and the moon. True story.
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    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    Ive gone down every time but twice... ive got two kids!
  3. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
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    June 17, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Perhaps not to this extreme, but this is the real reason why there are so many teen pregnancies and abortions.
  4. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    He forgot "When a chick is riding me, gravity will keep my spermies from travelling up into the egg." Have your women ride you and you`ll never get them pregnant.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    Reminds me of "the Tractor Story" on Seinfeld - "My boyfriend told me that I got herpes from riding on the tractor in my wet swimsuit!"
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    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    people who believe such stupid crap should be sterilized.
  7. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    Sooo... which are the facts and which are the myths??
    I`m very confused now
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    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    I guess my body didn`t know about that whole "15th of any month" rule. Oh well...
  9. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    That was... really stupid. I mean, REALLY stupid. I clicked on it, hoping it would be a little funny, but the logic was too insane to be even remotely plausible that someone could even think that way, jolting me out of the willing suspension of disbelief before the halfway point.

    And when it turned out to be a PSA, well, that was the final nail in the coffin.
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36646 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    you can get pregnant from kissing with tongues too so watch out for that!
  11. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3281 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    What about having sex standing up?
  12. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    "What about having sex standing up"
    Saw that well placed ad, too, did you?
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    I would leave a comment but it would be in swahili.
  14. Profile photo of Mo73
    Mo73 Male 30-39
    322 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    I was out of town and my wife got prego from the toilet seat..it was crazy..that happens right?...right?
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    these guys are good, i like all of there things.
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    Google it
  17. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    June 17, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    Perhaps not to this extreme, but this is the real reason why there are so many teen pregnancies and abortions.
    I think the real reason is that sex feels good and sex w/o a condom feels even better.
  18. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    That`s partly it too, but I still think lack of proper sex education is the #1 leading cause of teen pregnancy. I think if teens were properly taught the truth about sex and the risks involved in having it and were given easy access to birth control pills and condoms, teen pregnancy would go down.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    "there things."

    where?

    /sarcasm
  20. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    June 17, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    That was silly!
  21. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    Stupid commercial.
  22. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3281 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    "What about having sex standing up"
    Saw that well placed ad, too, did you?

    No, I use Firefox with Ad Block plus, so I don`t see any ads. (Don`t tell Fancy!) I just remember the video from a few weeks ago.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    vv pssst Rick, me too!
  24. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    swahili
    priest
    brings back memories :s
  25. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    I have two children as well. I have also had 4 miscarriages and one abortion and NONE of that is true.
    Although it is amusing that some people might actually think it is true.
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    thank you whoever uploaded this, it made my night! lmao.
  27. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    Not as good as the baby one.
  28. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    June 17, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    pui... I think a lack of parenting is the leading cause of teen pregnancy
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    meganmakeart Female 18-29
    225 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 11:08 pm
    "Can a girl get pregnant on Mother`s Day? Because that would be stupid ironic!" FTW
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 3:40 am
    "Girls can not get pregnant on the 15th of any month. Has something to do with the tides and the moon."

    yeah, because the 15th is always when the moon does the same thing...
  31. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 3:44 am
    Gerry, i think the leading cause of teen pregnancy is sex. But hey, i could be wrong
  32. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 6:05 am
    @Gerry1of1, that`s part of the "Lack of education" thing.
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    pdjr Male 40-49
    298 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 7:08 am
    the main cause of pregnancy is stupidity... people too stupid to A. use protection, B. Understand that having children ruins your life...........
  34. Profile photo of Touchet
    Touchet Male 18-29
    8 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 7:44 am
    @ pdjr

    If you think children ruin your life then you are sadly mistaken and probably will end up living a very lonely life.
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    paulyshore Female 18-29
    89 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 7:52 am
    the main cause of stupid comments is stupidity... people too stupid to A. realize their points are inane and B. use logic in their argument.
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    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 8:23 am
    Pui, that may be partially true, but in my city you can get birth control pills for very cheap (5 dollars a month) and condoms for free at sex health clinics and yet my city has the highest teen preggers rate in Canada.
    I think it`s all about stupidity and "its the heat of the moment" thing.
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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 8:48 am
    "Understand that having children ruins your life..........."

    Kinda like pdjr ruined his parents life.
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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 8:50 am
    " the real reason why there are so many teen pregnancies and abortions."

    ....I`m guessing here......SEX
  39. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 9:39 am
    I doubt he was saying "children ruin your life" as a blanket statement (though who knows)-- I think he means if you get pregnant when you`re young and really don`t want to be, then yeah, children will ruin your life.

    If I got pregnant right now (and didn`t get an abortion for some reason) I would consider my life ruined.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 9:59 am
    i hear you can get prego from 3D movies now too. that`s a fact.
  41. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 11:03 am
    Teen girls like to get pregnant because they think it`ll make baby daddy stick around. True story; I knew a couple girls who were like this.
  42. Profile photo of GirlieMutant
    GirlieMutant Female 18-29
    236 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 11:34 am
    "Don`t have sex. You WILL get pregnant and DIE!"
    I love hearing myths about pregnancies! I don`t get why it`s so hard to understand for guys. It`s not magic, it`s 1st grade biology. But then again I`m not a dude.
  43. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 11:47 am
    @xxamsey, Most teenagers are so embarrassed to ask for a birth control prescription or pick up condoms (even for free) to the point of not being able to do either. Then, they believe stupid myths like "I`m on my period" or "It`s her first time" and think they won`t get pregnant. Most of these teens are not just refusing to protect themselves because they are being rebellious. Most of them are cases of a combination of not properly understanding the risks and how to prevent them and being too afraid to protect themselves because they are told they are naughty children for wanting to have sex and would rather hide it.

    It`s silly to blame these kids for being "stupid" when 1) they`re kids and often don`t think straight and 2) if they weren`t properly taught, how can you expect them to know?
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    That video was surprisingly un-sexy.
  45. Profile photo of pdjr
    pdjr Male 40-49
    298 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    touchet... if the only reason someone would have kids is to prevent them being lonely, they might as well have a couple extra in case they need organs too... having kids to keep u company is selfish.

    edana, do u know my parents? i`m sure they would have been better without me leeching off them til I was 19....

    if kids make your life better, fair enough, but where is your life at if you cannot improve it yourself?

    We`re gonna get up out of bed tomorrow at 11 and do whatever the F we want, and no 2yr old is gonna stop that,

    and when I`m old and infirm, i wont be trying to guilt-trip my offspring into looking after my sorry asss.... the worms can have me.
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    geckoi Male 40-49
    209 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    "I think a lack of parenting is the leading cause of teen pregnancy"

    I didn`t have parents and I`ve never been pregnant...
  47. Profile photo of AmberJayne
    AmberJayne Female 30-39
    56 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    I got pregnant on the 13th of a month, so I guess this 15th theory is still plausible. ;)

    Yeh, kids will have sex no matter how much adults tell them not to. And teenage boys? Oh wow, some of them are sneaky little buggers! My first bf tried to get me to have sex with him by saying he was sterile. Thankfully, I was 16, not stupid. Now he has a couple of kids with a couple of different girls! o.0 Apparently it worked on them. lol
  48. Profile photo of AirLeet
    AirLeet Male 13-17
    82 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 4:36 am
    My parents should have aborted their children.
  49. Profile photo of pdjr
    pdjr Male 40-49
    298 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 4:58 am
    got up at midday... doing what the "F" I want...Bwaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha
  50. Profile photo of KMeatPiLover
    KMeatPiLover Female 18-29
    129 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    penguinazul- "Teen girls like to get pregnant because they think it`ll make baby daddy stick around."

    There is actually a survey that shows that men are more likely to be happy about an unwanted pregnancy than women. Which makes sense since men aren`t the ones that have to go through 9 months of pregnancy and child birth.

    http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com
    /blogs/sexist/2010/03/01/
    would-your-boyfriend-be-
    pleased-by-your-surprise-fetus/
  51. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    One time...I convinced my friend you can get pregnant by swallowing sperm. It just shows you that people will believe just about anything if you make it sound believeable enough.
  52. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    And another thing. I think a big reason that kids are getting pregnant are their parents, but not really from the parents not paying attention to them. Its from the parents making sex a taboo topic, and refusing to buy them condoms or give them birth control. Its as if adults forgot what being a teenager was like. Just because you dont provide us with the things we need, doesn`t mean we just aren`t going to do it. Not all teenagers have that restraint (obviously). If parents would stop being such hard asses and actually talk about sex and give their children the proper things to keep them from getting pregnant/getting STD`s things would probably be MUCH better.
  53. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    i`m pro abortion. i hate people and i hate babies especially. i probably should have been swallowed or aborted. at least i only nail chicks so it`s cool.
  54. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:54 am
    XD
  55. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 6:00 am
    I got 99 problems but a baby ain`t one

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