Pregnancy Facts And Myths!

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Fact: Girls can not get pregnant on the 15th of any month. Has something to do with the tides and the moon. True story.
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Female 934
I got 99 problems but a baby ain`t one
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Female 5,222
XD
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Female 1,077
i`m pro abortion. i hate people and i hate babies especially. i probably should have been swallowed or aborted. at least i only nail chicks so it`s cool.
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Female 1,682
And another thing. I think a big reason that kids are getting pregnant are their parents, but not really from the parents not paying attention to them. Its from the parents making sex a taboo topic, and refusing to buy them condoms or give them birth control. Its as if adults forgot what being a teenager was like. Just because you dont provide us with the things we need, doesn`t mean we just aren`t going to do it. Not all teenagers have that restraint (obviously). If parents would stop being such hard asses and actually talk about sex and give their children the proper things to keep them from getting pregnant/getting STD`s things would probably be MUCH better.
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Female 1,682
One time...I convinced my friend you can get pregnant by swallowing sperm. It just shows you that people will believe just about anything if you make it sound believeable enough.
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Female 129
penguinazul- "Teen girls like to get pregnant because they think it`ll make baby daddy stick around."

There is actually a survey that shows that men are more likely to be happy about an unwanted pregnancy than women. Which makes sense since men aren`t the ones that have to go through 9 months of pregnancy and child birth.

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com
/blogs/sexist/2010/03/01/
would-your-boyfriend-be-
pleased-by-your-surprise-fetus/
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Male 298
got up at midday... doing what the "F" I want...Bwaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Male 82
My parents should have aborted their children.
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Female 56
I got pregnant on the 13th of a month, so I guess this 15th theory is still plausible. ;)

Yeh, kids will have sex no matter how much adults tell them not to. And teenage boys? Oh wow, some of them are sneaky little buggers! My first bf tried to get me to have sex with him by saying he was sterile. Thankfully, I was 16, not stupid. Now he has a couple of kids with a couple of different girls! o.0 Apparently it worked on them. lol
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Male 209
"I think a lack of parenting is the leading cause of teen pregnancy"

I didn`t have parents and I`ve never been pregnant...
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Male 298
touchet... if the only reason someone would have kids is to prevent them being lonely, they might as well have a couple extra in case they need organs too... having kids to keep u company is selfish.

edana, do u know my parents? i`m sure they would have been better without me leeching off them til I was 19....

if kids make your life better, fair enough, but where is your life at if you cannot improve it yourself?

We`re gonna get up out of bed tomorrow at 11 and do whatever the F we want, and no 2yr old is gonna stop that,

and when I`m old and infirm, i wont be trying to guilt-trip my offspring into looking after my sorry asss.... the worms can have me.
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Male 10,440
That video was surprisingly un-sexy.
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Female 3,574
@xxamsey, Most teenagers are so embarrassed to ask for a birth control prescription or pick up condoms (even for free) to the point of not being able to do either. Then, they believe stupid myths like "I`m on my period" or "It`s her first time" and think they won`t get pregnant. Most of these teens are not just refusing to protect themselves because they are being rebellious. Most of them are cases of a combination of not properly understanding the risks and how to prevent them and being too afraid to protect themselves because they are told they are naughty children for wanting to have sex and would rather hide it.

It`s silly to blame these kids for being "stupid" when 1) they`re kids and often don`t think straight and 2) if they weren`t properly taught, how can you expect them to know?
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Female 236
"Don`t have sex. You WILL get pregnant and DIE!"
I love hearing myths about pregnancies! I don`t get why it`s so hard to understand for guys. It`s not magic, it`s 1st grade biology. But then again I`m not a dude.
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Female 470
Teen girls like to get pregnant because they think it`ll make baby daddy stick around. True story; I knew a couple girls who were like this.
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Male 5,314
i hear you can get prego from 3D movies now too. that`s a fact.
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Female 1,677
I doubt he was saying "children ruin your life" as a blanket statement (though who knows)-- I think he means if you get pregnant when you`re young and really don`t want to be, then yeah, children will ruin your life.

If I got pregnant right now (and didn`t get an abortion for some reason) I would consider my life ruined.
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Female 2,509
" the real reason why there are so many teen pregnancies and abortions."

....I`m guessing here......SEX
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Female 2,509
"Understand that having children ruins your life..........."

Kinda like pdjr ruined his parents life.
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Female 857
Pui, that may be partially true, but in my city you can get birth control pills for very cheap (5 dollars a month) and condoms for free at sex health clinics and yet my city has the highest teen preggers rate in Canada.
I think it`s all about stupidity and "its the heat of the moment" thing.
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Female 89
the main cause of stupid comments is stupidity... people too stupid to A. realize their points are inane and B. use logic in their argument.
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Male 8
@ pdjr

If you think children ruin your life then you are sadly mistaken and probably will end up living a very lonely life.
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Male 298
the main cause of pregnancy is stupidity... people too stupid to A. use protection, B. Understand that having children ruins your life...........
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Female 3,574
@Gerry1of1, that`s part of the "Lack of education" thing.
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Male 343
Gerry, i think the leading cause of teen pregnancy is sex. But hey, i could be wrong
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Male 509
"Girls can not get pregnant on the 15th of any month. Has something to do with the tides and the moon."

yeah, because the 15th is always when the moon does the same thing...
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Female 225
"Can a girl get pregnant on Mother`s Day? Because that would be stupid ironic!" FTW
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Male 39,920
pui... I think a lack of parenting is the leading cause of teen pregnancy
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Female 1,441
Not as good as the baby one.
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Female 914
thank you whoever uploaded this, it made my night! lmao.
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Female 231
I have two children as well. I have also had 4 miscarriages and one abortion and NONE of that is true.
Although it is amusing that some people might actually think it is true.
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Female 467

swahili
priest
brings back memories :s
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Male 12,138
vv pssst Rick, me too!
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Male 3,332
"What about having sex standing up"
Saw that well placed ad, too, did you?

No, I use Firefox with Ad Block plus, so I don`t see any ads. (Don`t tell Fancy!) I just remember the video from a few weeks ago.
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Male 2,552
Stupid commercial.
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Male 25,416
That was silly!
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Male 2,703
"there things."

where?

/sarcasm
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Female 3,574
That`s partly it too, but I still think lack of proper sex education is the #1 leading cause of teen pregnancy. I think if teens were properly taught the truth about sex and the risks involved in having it and were given easy access to birth control pills and condoms, teen pregnancy would go down.
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Male 1,674
[quote]Perhaps not to this extreme, but this is the real reason why there are so many teen pregnancies and abortions.[/quote]
I think the real reason is that sex feels good and sex w/o a condom feels even better.
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Male 15,510
Google it
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Male 7,831
these guys are good, i like all of there things.
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Male 322
I was out of town and my wife got prego from the toilet seat..it was crazy..that happens right?...right?
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Male 6,693
I would leave a comment but it would be in swahili.
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Male 552
"What about having sex standing up"
Saw that well placed ad, too, did you?
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Male 3,332
What about having sex standing up?
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Male 39,920
you can get pregnant from kissing with tongues too so watch out for that!
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Male 3,014
That was... really stupid. I mean, REALLY stupid. I clicked on it, hoping it would be a little funny, but the logic was too insane to be even remotely plausible that someone could even think that way, jolting me out of the willing suspension of disbelief before the halfway point.

And when it turned out to be a PSA, well, that was the final nail in the coffin.
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Female 843
I guess my body didn`t know about that whole "15th of any month" rule. Oh well...
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Male 4,807
Sooo... which are the facts and which are the myths??
I`m very confused now
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Male 1,011
people who believe such stupid crap should be sterilized.
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Male 3,842
Reminds me of "the Tractor Story" on Seinfeld - "My boyfriend told me that I got herpes from riding on the tractor in my wet swimsuit!"
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Male 552
He forgot "When a chick is riding me, gravity will keep my spermies from travelling up into the egg." Have your women ride you and you`ll never get them pregnant.
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Female 3,574
Perhaps not to this extreme, but this is the real reason why there are so many teen pregnancies and abortions.
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Male 620
Ive gone down every time but twice... ive got two kids!
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Male 20,911
Link: Pregnancy Facts And Myths! [Rate Link] - Fact: Girls can not get pregnant on the 15th of any month. Has something to do with the tides and the moon. True story.
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