Potentially The Best Father`s Day Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Facials? Massages? Head? Wow, dad"s gonna be really grateful this year.
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Male 35
lol pedo bear.
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Female 40
that`s a great price for all that.
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Male 955
45 minute head, sweet
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Male 1,371

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Male 1,371
Damn. That guy lasts long.
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Male 4,793
hmm...head and an organic facial huh?
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Male 15,832
Looks like somebody hit Enter when they should have hit <Shift> Enter.
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Male 41
pedo bear ad? XD
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Female 428
It looks like someone erased a word...
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Male 443
45 minutes may seem long, but perhaps they spread it out over a period of time
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Female 250
"the head mite be his dick head"

Gee, you don`t say. Can we get Captain Obvious in here please?
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Male 1,451
"45 min O.o you`d get friction burn..."

I think you`re doing it wrong. I just changed my mind on moving to Canada.
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Female 1,515
45 min O.o you`d get friction burn...
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Female 467
the head mite be his dick head
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Male 27
Isn`t 45 minutes a bit much?
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Male 1,815
Just look how happy he is
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Male 165
ROFL!!! Pity people opened me eyes and showed me its false... thanks T.T
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Male 977
FALSE ADVERTISING! FALSE ADVERTISING!!
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Male 2,748
Bullet point FAIL
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Male 1,351
Somebody doesn`t know how bullet points work...
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Male 131
I`m gonna give my Dad 45 minute head for Father`s day doesn`t sound right :|
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Male 1,625
The problem with Father`s Day is that women think that men think like women, and we want some extra attention. The truth is many of us just want a steak, a six pack and to be left the hell alone in peace for a while.

Spot on! Some 45 min head couldnt hurt either though..
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Female 535
I think that dude couldn`t be more happy, even if he got that 45 minute head.
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Female 452
"The problem with Father`s Day is that women think that men think like women, and we want some extra attention. The truth is many of us just want a steak, a six pack and to be left the hell alone in peace for a while."

I`d prefer that over a facial and I`m a woman.

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Male 15,510
[quote]The problem with Father`s Day is that women think that men think like women, and we want some extra attention. The truth is many of us just want a steak, a six pack and to be left the hell alone in peace for a while.[/quote]

This man speaks the truth
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Male 55
saragato lol .. its fathersday .. and its your father so it has too
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Male 1,108
For $110 I bet you could get him a back massage with much better extras than that.

....and does a pedicure stop you being attracted to children?
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Male 4,746
Amen Belunan.
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Female 721
So if my dad`s dead and in an urn, will this spa thing still work?
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Female 26
"for all the dads afraid to leave their closet"
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Male 928
I`d take the head, but you`d have to pay ME to sit through the rest of that crap.
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Female 1,190
yeah, my dad is just getting a wallet i didnt give him for christmas and some war movies i found unopened at my grandparents house :P
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Male 1,505
The problem with Father`s Day is that women think that men think like women, and we want some extra attention. The truth is many of us just want a steak, a six pack and to be left the hell alone in peace for a while.
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Male 88
roflmaooo i wish i had seent his myself xD
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Female 934
I hate my dad, so he`s getting a nice `ole ignorin` from his eldest.
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Male 250
"I would never want this."

you dont want 45 minute head?! and you call yourself an 18-29 year old male!
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Male 12,138
Seeing as the proofreader screwed up anyways, why not go the whole nine yards and advertise an "orgasmic facial"?
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Male 25,416
At least its organic!
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Male 6,694
What happened to a good ole steak dinner and some lovin from momma.
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Male 363
I would never want this.
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Male 2,516
hahahahaha
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Male 2,034
45 minute head? Can I get a discount for the 43 minutes left over?

BA-ZING!
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Male 1,178
this is pathetic...
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Male 794
um where is this place, drat dad, i need some 45 min head
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Male 91
Receiving an organic facial for 30 minutes doesn`t sound too appealing..
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Female 9,475
Oh wow.
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Male 58
45-minute head...ya I could go for that.
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Male 271
@ LandoGriffin:

Agree
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Male 554

btw, you`re not giving the facial,you`re going to receive the facial... so hf with that lol
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Male 3,842
[quote]Just wondering who gets the facial after the 45 minute head? Going by the picture that`s just creepy [/quote]


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Male 2,688
*notes that all the commentors for this one are gonna be either males going "YEEEEEEEAAAAA" or the girls saying "Ewwwwwww"...*
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Male 451
OK, giving a facial beats getting one. IMO
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Male 1,958
I`m down
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Male 1,835
30 minutes facial? fuuuu- i think i`d start to bleed
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Male 69
I want 45 minute head!!! This may be the first time in my life that I wished I was a dad.
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Male 22
Goodness, I hope I have some kid out there I don`t know about, I want this gift...
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Male 2,688
Count me in!
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Female 3,727
" Just wondering who gets the facial after the 45 minute head? Going by the picture that`s just creepy"
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Ugh...Why do you guys...nevermind, nevermind!
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Male 953
Just wondering who gets the facial after the 45 minute head? Going by the picture that`s just creepy
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Male 20,148
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