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Date: 06/03/10 12:33 PM

34 Responses to Play Office Bingo At Your Workplace [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18949 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    Link: Play Office Bingo At Your Workplace - Do you work in an office setting? Do you spend most of your work day in meetings? Then this game is just for you.
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    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    kek :]
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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    YES!!!!

    I will do this.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    silly!
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    theJayCub Male 13-17
    45 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    WIN!!!
    Best idea ever.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    BINGO!!!

    I mean "WIN"
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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    I work in an office setting, and I have not once heard any of these. I can never play. :(
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    IBA Bingo should include:

    -Troll
    -Mod
    -Repost
    -Win
    -FTW
    -Lame
    -Old
    -Spammer
    -Ginger
    -Racist
    -Fail
    -
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    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    I don`t work in an office, but this totally made me LOL.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    Great idea! Need more than one card, though.
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    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    Haha.
    thats awesome.
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    prizum547 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    angel, you forgot Shopped
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    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    This was funny when Scott Adams did it in Dilbert 10 years ago.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    Bingo across the bottom......
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    lmfao, is there a classroom version of this?
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    > Buck176
    > This was funny when Scott Adams did it in Dilbert 10 years ago

    Buck, you must understand that here at IAB, our game plan is to provide a client-focused knowledge base which empowers hardball bandwidth use to produce a synergy of value-added articles. We focus on thinking outside the box to leverage a fast-track win-win benchmark for total quality. The bottom line is a proactive mindset which our gap analysis has shown touches base with the user ballpark for a best-practice strategic fit. Those users who are out of the loop will see some older articles revisited, because our result-driven criteria demand immediacy.

    Feel free to call BULLPOO now.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    lol @ testimnials.

    i hate that our lives have become this, just bullpoo meetings to " touch base" on all the other bullshiit @ work.

    Thank god other grown ups have attention spans like mine! i thought i just hadnt grown up yet still...
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    Love the testimonials.

    I f*cking hate hearing the words "synergy" and "think out of the box" I get tempted to throat punch someone.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    I remember a while back submitting a paper for an internal conference at work. I didn`t have any f*cking thing to talk about, I was just doing it for a laugh. I recall my submitted abstract went something like this:

    "We will demonstrate examples of by taking the helicopter view and engaging key stakeholders, one can synergistically pick the low-hanging fruit resulting in win-win situations going forward. By leveraging blue-skies thinking, one can readily unlock proactivity and key enablers in such a way that project fast-tracking is possible while retaining ever-greenability."

    The sad thing? My abstract actually got accepted... I call to call them back and say "hey, I was kidding retards". One of the reasons I chose to get the hell out of working for a multinational corporation.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    @DavyMid

    It wasn`t that your abstract made sense per se, Davy, it was just that it was the most sensible report you`d ever submitted.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    vv No way Lionhart, the most sensible report I ever submitted was my recommendation to senior management that Shell International do not set up an office in Tasmania on account that the native population are a bunch of inbred unclef*cking retards. ;-)
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    True, true... but we DO have about 50% of the world`s Natural Gas reserve just offshore in the Strait... so start sucking up...
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    but we DO have about 50% of the world`s Natural Gas reserve just offshore in the Strait... so start sucking up...
    *Cough* I mean, did I tell you how much I love Tasmania? Awesome spot, must visit someday. Say, are you around this summer? I`d love to take you and your family out for a nice meal and some drinks. On me, of course. Say, how would your kids like a new swimming pool? Saaaay, that driveway looks bare without a Ferrari. Lemme see what I can cough up. *Cough*
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    rbui5000 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 10:32 pm
    holy crap are davymind and lionhart having an argument!?
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    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    @Lionheart. Nice. Sounds like you`ve had your share of Mission Statements and Vision Statements.
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    learn2fall Male 18-29
    12 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    interrupting conversation with comment of no worth
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 10:55 pm
    Yes
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 12:27 am
    > Buck176
    > Sounds like you`ve had your share of Mission Statements and Vision Statements

    I used to work at a school. Nuff said?
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    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 12:51 am
    We used to do this at classes, but we make the teacher to say the words..
    OLD
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 7:40 am
    IBA Bingo should include (Part 2):

    - Shoped (Thanks prizum547)
    - MMM not on Monday morning
    - Poo
    - Spelling error in caption
    - (Something, someone) of the year
    - Drat
    - Grammatical error in caption
    - Fancylad saying something random
    - Daddy didn`t hug me
    - Japan
    -
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 8:54 am
    "holy crap are davymind and lionhart having an argument!? "

    Stay calm, if they rip each other`s throats out, I`m here too. So just drink your juice. Everything`s fine. :)
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    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    We used to do this in math class with actual numbers. Teacher eventually send us to detention room. Too bad that room number was the last box we needed...
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    whtevr Female 40-49
    914 posts
    June 5, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    They forgot "At the end of the day". My manager says this ALL THE TIME!!!!!!
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    whtevr Female 40-49
    914 posts
    June 5, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    They forgot "At the end of the day". My manager says this ALL THE TIME!!!!!!

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