Play Office Bingo At Your Workplace [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Do you work in an office setting? Do you spend most of your work day in meetings? Then this game is just for you.
There are 34 comments:
Female 913
They forgot "At the end of the day". My manager says this ALL THE TIME!!!!!!
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Female 913
They forgot "At the end of the day". My manager says this ALL THE TIME!!!!!!
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Male 397
We used to do this in math class with actual numbers. Teacher eventually send us to detention room. Too bad that room number was the last box we needed...
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Male 9,305
"holy crap are davymind and lionhart having an argument!? "

Stay calm, if they rip each other`s throats out, I`m here too. So just drink your juice. Everything`s fine. :)
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Male 15,510
IBA Bingo should include (Part 2):

- Shoped (Thanks prizum547)
- MMM not on Monday morning
- Poo
- Spelling error in caption
- (Something, someone) of the year
- Drat
- Grammatical error in caption
- Fancylad saying something random
- Daddy didn`t hug me
- Japan
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Female 517
We used to do this at classes, but we make the teacher to say the words..
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Male 8,300
> Buck176
> Sounds like you`ve had your share of Mission Statements and Vision Statements

I used to work at a school. Nuff said?
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Male 2,748
Yes
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Male 12
interrupting conversation with comment of no worth
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Male 378
@Lionheart. Nice. Sounds like you`ve had your share of Mission Statements and Vision Statements.
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Male 23
holy crap are davymind and lionhart having an argument!?
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Male 12,138
[quote]but we DO have about 50% of the world`s Natural Gas reserve just offshore in the Strait... so start sucking up...[/quote]
*Cough* I mean, did I tell you how much I love Tasmania? Awesome spot, must visit someday. Say, are you around this summer? I`d love to take you and your family out for a nice meal and some drinks. On me, of course. Say, how would your kids like a new swimming pool? Saaaay, that driveway looks bare without a Ferrari. Lemme see what I can cough up. *Cough*
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Male 8,300
True, true... but we DO have about 50% of the world`s Natural Gas reserve just offshore in the Strait... so start sucking up...
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Male 12,138
vv No way Lionhart, the most sensible report I ever submitted was my recommendation to senior management that Shell International do not set up an office in Tasmania on account that the native population are a bunch of inbred unclef*cking retards. ;-)
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Male 8,300
@DavyMid

It wasn`t that your abstract made sense per se, Davy, it was just that it was the most sensible report you`d ever submitted.
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Male 12,138
I remember a while back submitting a paper for an internal conference at work. I didn`t have any f*cking thing to talk about, I was just doing it for a laugh. I recall my submitted abstract went something like this:

"We will demonstrate examples of by taking the helicopter view and engaging key stakeholders, one can synergistically pick the low-hanging fruit resulting in win-win situations going forward. By leveraging blue-skies thinking, one can readily unlock proactivity and key enablers in such a way that project fast-tracking is possible while retaining ever-greenability."

The sad thing? My abstract actually got accepted... I call to call them back and say "hey, I was kidding retards". One of the reasons I chose to get the hell out of working for a multinational corporation.
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Female 2,352
Love the testimonials.

I f*cking hate hearing the words "synergy" and "think out of the box" I get tempted to throat punch someone.
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Female 3,828
lol @ testimnials.

i hate that our lives have become this, just bullpoo meetings to " touch base" on all the other bullshiit @ work.

Thank god other grown ups have attention spans like mine! i thought i just hadnt grown up yet still...
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Male 8,300
> Buck176
> This was funny when Scott Adams did it in Dilbert 10 years ago

Buck, you must understand that here at IAB, our game plan is to provide a client-focused knowledge base which empowers hardball bandwidth use to produce a synergy of value-added articles. We focus on thinking outside the box to leverage a fast-track win-win benchmark for total quality. The bottom line is a proactive mindset which our gap analysis has shown touches base with the user ballpark for a best-practice strategic fit. Those users who are out of the loop will see some older articles revisited, because our result-driven criteria demand immediacy.

Feel free to call BULLPOO now.
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Female 9,572
lmfao, is there a classroom version of this?
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Male 2,688
Bingo across the bottom......
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Male 378
This was funny when Scott Adams did it in Dilbert 10 years ago.
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Male 8
angel, you forgot Shopped
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Male 1,078
Haha.
thats awesome.
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Male 5,194
Great idea! Need more than one card, though.
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Female 470
I don`t work in an office, but this totally made me LOL.
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Male 15,510
IBA Bingo should include:

-Troll
-Mod
-Repost
-Win
-FTW
-Lame
-Old
-Spammer
-Ginger
-Racist
-Fail
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Female 934
I work in an office setting, and I have not once heard any of these. I can never play. :(
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Male 39,913
BINGO!!!

I mean "WIN"
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Male 45
WIN!!!
Best idea ever.
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Male 25,416
silly!
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Female 1,427
YES!!!!

I will do this.
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Male 497
kek :]
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Male 20,909
Link: Play Office Bingo At Your Workplace [Pic] [Rate Link] - Do you work in an office setting? Do you spend most of your work day in meetings? Then this game is just for you.
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