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Date: 06/10/10 01:02 PM

56 Responses to Ohio Woman Gets DUI With Kid In Back

  1. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 10:47 am
    Link: Ohio Woman Gets DUI With Kid In Back - But in true I-A-B fashion, there`s more to the story. Wait for it... wait for it.
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    kenisaim Male 13-17
    22 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    corn poop nice.
  3. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    And the lesson of the day is never eat too much corn before you get drunk.
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    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    ahahaha "I pooped my pants, i ate too much corn" Thats f*ckin awesome, can that be the new phrase for whenever someone arrested?
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    RPGeekette Female 30-39
    10 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    "Police say it is not the first time that this mother was arrested for drunk driving"

    ...why on earth are public dangers like that allowed to drive after being arrested for drunk driving? She could have killed herself (no big loss there, yay for "survival of the fittest"), or her kid, or some innocent person with a family of their own!
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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    "I ate too much much corn" LMFAO
  7. Profile photo of slyspydrew
    slyspydrew Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    i pooped my pants. i ate to much corn. lmao!!!
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    That just made my day!
  9. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    I`ve watched this about 10 times today and still giggle like an idiot every single time. Oh my god, classic. I second starshimmer`s idea.
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    bklynusa Male 30-39
    216 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    Driveway of the courthouse. timeless.
  11. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    Just amazing the things that people do.
  12. Profile photo of obay
    obay Male 18-29
    67 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    what`s the big deal? in my country, people drive drunk all the time. bwahahah
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    She soils herself
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    protectivecustodyplease
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    wow, just wow!
  16. Profile photo of WalkinAftr12
    WalkinAftr12 Female 18-29
    169 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    dratin` Elyria... It used to be all farm country and now it`s all ghetto.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    Kudos for having the kid in a car seat.
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    minimullen34 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    If this isn`t the first time being pulled over for drunk driving, and is known to have a problem with alcoholism, then why is she allowed to be driving, with her 4 year old child none-the-less? Shouldn`t the state have stepped in and taken more severe actions against her prior drunk driving citations to make sure something like this wouldn`t happen? Absolutely ridiculous.
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    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    oh elm street, how you really do produce nightmares :P
  20. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    minimullen, you`re missing the bigger point....she poo`d her pants! we need to instigate some welfare money to adult diapers to prevent this from happening again, last thing we need is people driving around with poo in their pants
  21. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    When a news reporter quotes something ridiculous, it`s hilarious
  22. Profile photo of sarahsaur
    sarahsaur Female 18-29
    72 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    Bahh I live here. Frickin Elyria, a bunch of idiots, I tell ya.
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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    Did she REALLY have to add the "I ate too much corn" comment?

    Jeez... Drunks are stupid...
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    HAHAHAHA!!! "I ate too much corn."
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    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    Cheap Vodka + "Best Value" GMO corn = bad idea.

    She shoulda dropped trou, bent over, and shot up the cop like a machine gun.

    Seriously though, I feel bad for the kid. Wish he had at least one responsible adult taking care of him.


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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    Just human garbage that needs to be thrown away.
  27. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    Ohio, the new Florida
  28. Profile photo of atomic_sugar
    atomic_sugar Female 18-29
    87 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    That`s high class journalism right there.
  29. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    Wow... just... wow... someone take that kid away from her.
  30. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    "I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn."
    I am determined to make this into an internet catchphrase.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    "I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn."
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    mntsfam Female 13-17
    197 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    keeping it classy
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    TheeAJ123 Male 30-39
    118 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    She might just win mother of the year on IAB.
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    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    wonder what the kid looked like back....the middle belt stretched over to the end belt socket, the kid upside down and only his left arm was actually the only thing secured in...drunk bitch
  35. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    ::watches again::

    Yep, it`s still funny.
  36. Profile photo of Exsilium
    Exsilium Male 18-29
    134 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    1) Suspend her driver`s license for life
    2) Contact CPS
    3) Throw her in prison for child endangerment
  37. Profile photo of Arandanos
    Arandanos Female 18-29
    223 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    And the kid hasn`t been taken from her custody why?
  38. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    lmfao!
    XD
  39. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    I ate too much corn!
  40. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    I like corn...
    And I like vodka...
    Hmmm
  41. Profile photo of minimullen34
    minimullen34 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    IkeRay, while i totally agree on the poop issue, because lets face it, with all that poo in your trousers your bound to be sliding around and miss the brake pedal and slam into something causing even more poop related accidents. I somehow cannot get past the fact that this moron still has a drivers license and still puts that child at risk of death.
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    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    omg i just pissed myself
    when he said `` i pooped myself, i ate too much corn``
    its so f`uckin sick and funny.
    the dirty filthy bitch.
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    LOL.

    That`s hot.
  44. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    Who`s going to make a remix of that?
  45. Profile photo of laurjendee
    laurjendee Female 18-29
    202 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    she looks radiant
  46. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 11:27 pm
    HAAAAAAAA! Lmfao. Oh dear God. "I pooped my pants... I ate too much corn." It almost sounds uplifting, the way he says it. I love that the first reporter has to hold back his laughter as he`s finishing the story.
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    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:34 am
    If she`s so drunk she couldn`t stand up or control her bowl movements, how the hell did she strap her 4 -year-old in?

    I mean, do 4-year-olds use seatbelts unaided (like without a booster seat) and could he do it by himself?
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    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:35 am
    I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn.
  49. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:59 am
    i love the fact that policemen could realise she`s drunk by seeing her throw a vodka bottle out of the window and not by looking at the way she drives
  50. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 8:03 am
    I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn.

    Quote of the year maybe?
  51. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 9:57 am
    obhwfgirl- yes they can- all mine could manage that by about two and a half -3 years old. Which was always a worry if they got fed up and wanted out.
  52. Profile photo of HWNS08
    HWNS08 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Gah, b*tch is from Ohio. Giving us a bad rep..
  53. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 11:39 am
    Still. F*cking. Funny.
  54. Profile photo of sarahjanae
    sarahjanae Female 30-39
    91 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    So proud to be an Ohioan. . .Go Bucks?
  55. Profile photo of Stelly
    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 8:09 am
    The funniest thing here is that under law, she can have another kid with the chance to do it all over again.
  56. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 12:59 am
    "A woman in Ohio will not be winning `Mother of the Year` anytime soon."

    Au contraire, oh naive newscaster! Enter I-A-B.

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