Ohio Woman Gets DUI With Kid In Back

Submitted by: peloos12 7 years ago in Funny

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There are 56 comments:
Male 3,631
"A woman in Ohio will not be winning `Mother of the Year` anytime soon."

Au contraire, oh naive newscaster! Enter I-A-B.
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Male 317
The funniest thing here is that under law, she can have another kid with the chance to do it all over again.
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Female 91
So proud to be an Ohioan. . .Go Bucks?
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Male 3,819
Still. F*cking. Funny.
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Male 23
Gah, b*tch is from Ohio. Giving us a bad rep..
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Female 7,997
obhwfgirl- yes they can- all mine could manage that by about two and a half -3 years old. Which was always a worry if they got fed up and wanted out.
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Male 955
I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn.

Quote of the year maybe?
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Female 877
i love the fact that policemen could realise she`s drunk by seeing her throw a vodka bottle out of the window and not by looking at the way she drives
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Male 1,623
I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn.
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Female 582
If she`s so drunk she couldn`t stand up or control her bowl movements, how the hell did she strap her 4 -year-old in?

I mean, do 4-year-olds use seatbelts unaided (like without a booster seat) and could he do it by himself?
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Female 837
HAAAAAAAA! Lmfao. Oh dear God. "I pooped my pants... I ate too much corn." It almost sounds uplifting, the way he says it. I love that the first reporter has to hold back his laughter as he`s finishing the story.
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Female 202
she looks radiant
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Female 1,172
Who`s going to make a remix of that?
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Female 1,199
LOL.

That`s hot.
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Female 467
omg i just pissed myself
when he said `` i pooped myself, i ate too much corn``
its so f`uckin sick and funny.
the dirty filthy bitch.
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Male 179
IkeRay, while i totally agree on the poop issue, because lets face it, with all that poo in your trousers your bound to be sliding around and miss the brake pedal and slam into something causing even more poop related accidents. I somehow cannot get past the fact that this moron still has a drivers license and still puts that child at risk of death.
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Male 2,436
I like corn...
And I like vodka...
Hmmm
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Female 3,598
I ate too much corn!
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Male 3,915
lmfao!
XD
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Female 223
And the kid hasn`t been taken from her custody why?
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Male 134
1) Suspend her driver`s license for life
2) Contact CPS
3) Throw her in prison for child endangerment
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Male 3,819
::watches again::

Yep, it`s still funny.
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Male 418
wonder what the kid looked like back....the middle belt stretched over to the end belt socket, the kid upside down and only his left arm was actually the only thing secured in...drunk bitch
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Male 118
She might just win mother of the year on IAB.
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Female 197
keeping it classy
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Male 1,931
"I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn."
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Male 1,351
"I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn."
I am determined to make this into an internet catchphrase.
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Male 441
Wow... just... wow... someone take that kid away from her.
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Female 87
That`s high class journalism right there.
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Male 1,610
Ohio, the new Florida
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Male 1,882
Just human garbage that needs to be thrown away.
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Male 180
Cheap Vodka + "Best Value" GMO corn = bad idea.

She shoulda dropped trou, bent over, and shot up the cop like a machine gun.

Seriously though, I feel bad for the kid. Wish he had at least one responsible adult taking care of him.


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Male 1,625
HAHAHAHA!!! "I ate too much corn."
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Male 3,482
Did she REALLY have to add the "I ate too much corn" comment?

Jeez... Drunks are stupid...
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Female 72
Bahh I live here. Frickin Elyria, a bunch of idiots, I tell ya.
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Female 2,289
When a news reporter quotes something ridiculous, it`s hilarious
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Male 2,703
minimullen, you`re missing the bigger point....she poo`d her pants! we need to instigate some welfare money to adult diapers to prevent this from happening again, last thing we need is people driving around with poo in their pants
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Female 1,190
oh elm street, how you really do produce nightmares :P
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Male 179
If this isn`t the first time being pulled over for drunk driving, and is known to have a problem with alcoholism, then why is she allowed to be driving, with her 4 year old child none-the-less? Shouldn`t the state have stepped in and taken more severe actions against her prior drunk driving citations to make sure something like this wouldn`t happen? Absolutely ridiculous.
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Male 4,807
Kudos for having the kid in a car seat.
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Female 169
dratin` Elyria... It used to be all farm country and now it`s all ghetto.
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Male 25,417
wow, just wow!
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Male 3,255
protectivecustodyplease
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Male 15,510
She soils herself
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Male 67
what`s the big deal? in my country, people drive drunk all the time. bwahahah
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Male 6,694
Just amazing the things that people do.
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Male 216
Driveway of the courthouse. timeless.
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Male 3,819
I`ve watched this about 10 times today and still giggle like an idiot every single time. Oh my god, classic. I second starshimmer`s idea.
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Female 4,039
That just made my day!
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Male 7
i pooped my pants. i ate to much corn. lmao!!!
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Male 1,505
"I ate too much much corn" LMFAO
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Female 10
"Police say it is not the first time that this mother was arrested for drunk driving"

...why on earth are public dangers like that allowed to drive after being arrested for drunk driving? She could have killed herself (no big loss there, yay for "survival of the fittest"), or her kid, or some innocent person with a family of their own!
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Female 331
ahahaha "I pooped my pants, i ate too much corn" Thats f*ckin awesome, can that be the new phrase for whenever someone arrested?
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Female 721
And the lesson of the day is never eat too much corn before you get drunk.
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Male 22
corn poop nice.
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Male 3,819
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