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Date: 06/24/10 11:06 AM

67 Responses to Newspaper Headline Ripped From My Nightmares [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:11 am
    Link: Newspaper Headline Ripped From My Nightmares - Damn, I bet this pub is incredible.
  2. Profile photo of Arglax
    Arglax Male 70 & Over
    22 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:15 am
    Hahaha, made me lol badly
  3. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:15 am
    omg and it`s the Herald as well not even a tabloid
  4. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:17 am
    HA
  5. Profile photo of yanging
    yanging Male 18-29
    172 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:20 am
    wtf??
  6. Profile photo of soulsender76
    soulsender76 Male 30-39
    182 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:21 am
    Now that`s a headline that makes me buy that paper.

    Dog bites man nothing,but Man bites dog that`s something.


  7. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:25 am
    Pictures, please!!
  8. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:26 am
    Gotta watch them Snickers.
  9. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:28 am
    well who hasn`t seen that scenario played out a million times
  10. Profile photo of rncotton
    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:28 am
    Too bad it wasn`t an Almond Joy. I mean, sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you don`t.
  11. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:28 am
    !!! XD weirdest headline ever
  12. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Lesbians: check
    Obesity: check
    Gay bar: check
    All of this rolled into one makes me think that fancy is meth addict.
  13. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:38 am
    Been there, done that.
  14. Profile photo of Delos
    Delos Male 18-29
    205 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:40 am
    Sumo suit.. were her punches padded, then?
  15. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:41 am
    that just happened to me last week!
  16. Profile photo of jfishx
    jfishx Female 18-29
    83 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:43 am
    here`s a link to the article
    link
  17. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    people really need to stop writing articles about me.
  18. Profile photo of wertiana
    wertiana Female 13-17
    221 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    i read this very quickly and concerned
  19. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    Wait...I`m getting a mental picture of this


    hahahahahahahaahah aahahahahahahahaahahahaha
  20. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Wow - that headline has everything!
  21. Profile photo of sarhamac
    sarhamac Female 18-29
    40 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    I saw that happen last week!
  22. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    wow!
  23. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    Hahaha, I can`t believe that I actually loled for real. :D
  24. Profile photo of davidstone
    davidstone Male 18-29
    92 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    Shopped

    I can tell because this picture is made up of millions of pixels.
  25. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    I HATE PEOPLE WHO SAY EVERYTHING IS SHOPPED
  26. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    If I had a nickle for every time I heard that story play out.
  27. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    Ohh, that was just an average Tuesday.
  28. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    I like reading the very first word of each line to see if it makes sense. In this case it did, and it was funny.
  29. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7475 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    wow, that is a busy title.
  30. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    Awesome. I`m dressing up in a Snickers bar and hitting the gay pubs to see if I can get some sumo-lezzie action going.
  31. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    Read the headline and you have read the whole article already
  32. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    What the hell? Oh my god that was so strange I had to read it twice just to make sure it was saying what I thought it was.
  33. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Wow.. that was kind of a GAY thing for her to do.
  34. Profile photo of nobody404
    nobody404 Male 13-17
    247 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    "Shopped

    I can tell because this picture is made up of millions of pixels."


    No it`s not .n.
    It`s made of exactly 270,000 pixels.
  35. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    vv hehe, nobody404 wins.
  36. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    That`s easily the longest headline I`ve ever seen.
  37. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    This sounds like a very interesting place to have a drink.
  38. Profile photo of ManicWolf
    ManicWolf Female 18-29
    62 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    Best. Headline. Ever. I must know more!
  39. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Okay?
  40. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    I can`t even imagine that situation, I wish gay bars over here were that awesome
  41. Profile photo of izzielee
    izzielee Female 18-29
    94 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    I wish I was there.
  42. Profile photo of UDouchy
    UDouchy Male 30-39
    20 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    cool party dude!
  43. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    Sounds like an ordinary Monday.
  44. Profile photo of apeirophobia
    apeirophobia Female 18-29
    169 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    HOW DARE SHE
  45. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    Slut had it coming!
  46. Profile photo of vulture19
    vulture19 Male 30-39
    181 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    Here`s the story
  47. Profile photo of Barnk
    Barnk Male 30-39
    486 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    Is Dublin in Florida now?
  48. Profile photo of FeistyAni
    FeistyAni Female 18-29
    106 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    whaf*ck?
  49. Profile photo of pdjr
    pdjr Male 40-49
    298 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 5:34 am
    Been in the pub... generally it`s pretty cool.. no hassle, chilled vibe, but party central too.
  50. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 7:25 am
    Sometimes beauty just reveals itself.
  51. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 7:34 am
    Ok, how many of you had to read that one twice?
  52. Profile photo of b0sanac1
    b0sanac1 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 8:51 am
    "Ok, how many of you had to read that one twice?"

    I read it 3 times, just to try and get a picture of what the hell is going on lol
  53. Profile photo of AWA
    AWA Male 13-17
    3 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:59 am
    I spy a dangling participle.
  54. Profile photo of Marcko98
    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    is it good if i got the image perfect after ready it once?............ I don`t think it is......... I`m scared.
  55. Profile photo of Sonsglow
    Sonsglow Male 18-29
    201 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    If this is from a "real" news source, it`s just the typical "make the gays seem as odd and undesirable as possible" sentiment from the media to perpetuate the myth of homosexuality being abnormal and/or obscene.
  56. Profile photo of Wagonlover
    Wagonlover Male 18-29
    290 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    this is not a game
  57. Profile photo of Pyro4life
    Pyro4life Male 18-29
    3 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 5:19 am
    Thanks, Wag.

    I just lost the game.
  58. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    This is the lamest game ever.
  59. Profile photo of rickcressen
    rickcressen Male 18-29
    29 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 8:37 am
    Quit posting stuff in the Games category that is obviously not a game. If it`s not a Flash game, it doesn`t go there.
  60. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 9:41 am
    guys, can we ignore the "games" bit? there`s a crazy lesbian in a sumo suit and a guy dressed as a Snickers bar on the loose
  61. Profile photo of Nickel_Creek
    Nickel_Creek Male 18-29
    76 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    can someone make out the city?
  62. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:00 am
    Poo! You all suck. I just lost the game too.

    I work with over 50 people at a restaurant and none of them have heard of the game. It`s the crappiest thing ever.
  63. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 9:09 am
    This can`t be a real newspaper...That headline is WAY too long. I took a journalism course, and the headlines were never more that 1-2 lines in length, depending on the size of the headline/story.
  64. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 9:12 am
    I bet it`s Florida.
  65. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 4:03 am
    This isn`t a gaaaaaaaaaaaaaame D:
  66. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:56 am
    Djer.....there`s points in one`s career....when you must make exceptions...

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