Most Misleading Newspaper Headline Of The Day [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

What starts out NSWF ends up NSFW for an entirely different reason. Eww?
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Male 368
i just accidentally pmarren
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Male 1,351
I didn`t even think it was the mense thing. I thought the underlined letters say "I eat uss to survive", where "uss" if awfully close to...
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Male 2,159
Cats don`t bark.
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Female 876
the next days in the news "a prostitude admits: "i eat roosters to survive"
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Female 3,828
lol @ keith2. i agree. people who buy these and believe them are so stupid
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Female 222
don`t we all? xD
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Female 68
tehehe.
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Male 3,369
necrobitch...screwing pmarren, related to pmarren, or both?
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Male 772
No no, everyone is wrong. This is a South African newspaper. "Mense" is Afrikaans for "people" and "Flats people" means people from the Cape Flats, an area near Cape Town in SA.

Ergo, the joke IS the eating pussy part :P
PS: I`m South African.
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Male 3,915
wow....how bout a beneficial post necrobitch?

too much to ask?
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Male 2,748
hahaa, its cuz i do :D
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Male 2,591
why are the idiots who read this stuff and believe it allowed to live?
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Female 467
niceeeeeeee
kill those dirty cats
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Male 8,300
The joke isn`t the "pussy" reference, its the pussy reference in conjunction with the "menses" reference. That`s what gets the "Ewwww"
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Male 83
Who doesn`t
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Male 8,300
@Paul1582

NSWF = Now Say Whadda F*ck...!

And you thought we could make mistakes here at IAB? Shame on you. As if.
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Male 670
NSWF?
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Male 211
whenever Pmarren posts the song "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden ALWAYS springs to mind... i wonder why...
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Male 554
repost....
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Male 397
OM NOM NOM
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Male 174
IssaTheFriend is so close to leet posts...
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Female 221
thats disgusting
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Male 4,745
pmarren=troll
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Male 2,893
HAHA!
ITS A FULL BARKING MAD STORY!!!
TURN TO PG. 4%5!!
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Male 88
that is horible D:
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Female 2,352
You can`t survive on that diet. .X3
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Male 41
NO WAY MEE 2
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Female 855
sirrix = you`re damn right.
pmarren + sirrix = TROLLZ
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Male 1,108
(Pmarren+sirrix= 2 guys who hate pussy) = reacharound
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Male 203
I also engage in `pussy` eating.

It tastes kinda tangy.
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Female 35
@ cutiekk17:

Not British. Australian maybe?
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Male 4,593
sirrix = New Best Friend
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Male 25,416
aka chinease food!
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Male 503
wtf
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Male 794
I Do it cuz I enjoy it lmao
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Female 30
I`m pretty sure that this newspaper is british, cuz thats what they say over there and its fairly common. We just made pussy a naughty word over here in the USA...
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Male 210
fnkychkn = cat lady.
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Female 855
pmarren = suck
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Male 1,958
Um...
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Male 690
I always wanted to open an All You Can Eat pussy bar.
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Male 1,043
So do we all?
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Male 1,054
pmarren`s post proves it: we`ve got to stop putting computers with internet access in kindergarten classrooms.
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Male 4,593
If more people ate goddam cats, the world would be a better place.

Cats = Suck
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Male 40,751
"Eat doggies! They`re easier to catch!"
-teh kittehs
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Male 247
"You`re a mammal, and the pigeon isn`t. I`m not sure what a pidgeon is."
yarrrpirate - I got it if no one else did ;-)
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Male 3,819
lolwut
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Male 4,290
How many times have I wanted to say that sentence in public.
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Male 211
Pmarren`s story finally comes to light...
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Male 1,442
@Gerry1of1 + yarrrpirate + ShadowRyder: It is a bird, the clue is in the wings.
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Male 6
a pigeon is a bird
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Male 782
So do I...so do I...
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Male 483
No way that`s an accident
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Male 2,125
[quote]@Gerry1of1

"It`s just a mammal. I`d suggest some Pidgeon as well"


You`re a mammal, and the pigeon isn`t. I`m not sure what a pidgeon is. [/quote]

A flying rat so I guess a mammal..
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Male 394
@Gerry1of1

"It`s just a mammal. I`d suggest some Pidgeon as well"


You`re a mammal, and the pigeon isn`t. I`m not sure what a pidgeon is.

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Male 363
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that`s brilliant!
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Male 3,014
v I think that`s exactly what they were going for.
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Male 6,693
Make em look. Thats what its all about.
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Female 163
I saw this somewhere a while ago... and it just doesn`t make sense that they`d word it that way unless they really wanted to make a passerby double-take.
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Male 15,510
Done on porpuse
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Male 1,793
Wow strange, I just do it for fun....
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Male 277
Jesus, it has to be an inside joke with the editors to let that slip by, right? RIGHT?
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Male 129
we have so much in common...
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Male 39,913
why not? too many strays on the streets. It`s just a mammal. I`d suggest some Pidgeon as well. Only thing worth eating is the breast but mighty tasty!
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Female 934
That has a little shock value to it.
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Male 11,739
Well if that`s what it takes to survive, I`ll live forever!
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Male 5
This does!
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Male 20,909
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