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Date: 06/09/10 09:06 AM

67 Responses to Most Misleading Newspaper Headline Of The Day [Pic

  1. Profile photo of nachocheez
    nachocheez Male 13-17
    5 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:09 am
    This does!
  2. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:12 am
    Well if that`s what it takes to survive, I`ll live forever!
  3. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:13 am
    That has a little shock value to it.
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:16 am
    why not? too many strays on the streets. It`s just a mammal. I`d suggest some Pidgeon as well. Only thing worth eating is the breast but mighty tasty!
  5. Profile photo of togoth
    togoth Male 13-17
    129 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:17 am
    we have so much in common...
  6. Profile photo of Raisin_Hell
    Raisin_Hell Male 18-29
    277 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:18 am
    Jesus, it has to be an inside joke with the editors to let that slip by, right? RIGHT?
  7. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:19 am
    Wow strange, I just do it for fun....
  8. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:20 am
    Done on porpuse
  9. Profile photo of Loveabye
    Loveabye Female 18-29
    163 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:23 am
    I saw this somewhere a while ago... and it just doesn`t make sense that they`d word it that way unless they really wanted to make a passerby double-take.
  10. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:27 am
    Make em look. Thats what its all about.
  11. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:28 am
    v I think that`s exactly what they were going for.
  12. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:35 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that`s brilliant!
  13. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:48 am
    @Gerry1of1

    "It`s just a mammal. I`d suggest some Pidgeon as well"


    You`re a mammal, and the pigeon isn`t. I`m not sure what a pidgeon is.

  14. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:58 am
    @Gerry1of1

    "It`s just a mammal. I`d suggest some Pidgeon as well"


    You`re a mammal, and the pigeon isn`t. I`m not sure what a pidgeon is.

    A flying rat so I guess a mammal..
  15. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:04 am
    No way that`s an accident
  16. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:06 am
    So do I...so do I...
  17. Profile photo of DDBDYMN
    DDBDYMN Male 18-29
    6 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:09 am
    a pigeon is a bird
  18. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1443 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:10 am
    @Gerry1of1 + yarrrpirate + ShadowRyder: It is a bird, the clue is in the wings.
  19. Profile photo of TheHyra
    TheHyra Male 13-17
    211 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:17 am
    Pmarren`s story finally comes to light...
  20. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:19 am
    How many times have I wanted to say that sentence in public.
  21. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:32 am
    lolwut
  22. Profile photo of GurnBlanston
    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:34 am
    "You`re a mammal, and the pigeon isn`t. I`m not sure what a pidgeon is."
    yarrrpirate - I got it if no one else did ;-)
  23. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:37 am
    "Eat doggies! They`re easier to catch!"
    -teh kittehs
  24. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:38 am
    If more people ate goddam cats, the world would be a better place.

    Cats = Suck
  25. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:51 am
    pmarren`s post proves it: we`ve got to stop putting computers with internet access in kindergarten classrooms.
  26. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:52 am
    So do we all?
  27. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:59 am
    I always wanted to open an All You Can Eat pussy bar.
  28. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:01 am
    Um...
  29. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:03 am
    pmarren = suck
  30. Profile photo of sirrix
    sirrix Male 18-29
    210 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:20 am
    fnkychkn = cat lady.
  31. Profile photo of Cutiekk17
    Cutiekk17 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:30 am
    I`m pretty sure that this newspaper is british, cuz thats what they say over there and its fairly common. We just made pussy a naughty word over here in the USA...
  32. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:34 am
    I Do it cuz I enjoy it lmao
  33. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:44 am
    wtf
  34. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    aka chinease food!
  35. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    sirrix = New Best Friend
  36. Profile photo of Mrs_Darko
    Mrs_Darko Female 18-29
    35 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    @ cutiekk17:

    Not British. Australian maybe?
  37. Profile photo of JNAtheDUDE
    JNAtheDUDE Male 13-17
    203 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    I also engage in `pussy` eating.

    It tastes kinda tangy.
  38. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    (Pmarren+sirrix= 2 guys who hate pussy) = reacharound
  39. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    sirrix = you`re damn right.
    pmarren + sirrix = TROLLZ
  40. Profile photo of ipwnmw2
    ipwnmw2 Male 18-29
    41 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    NO WAY MEE 2
  41. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    You can`t survive on that diet. .X3
  42. Profile photo of louisecstasy
    louisecstasy Male 18-29
    88 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    that is horible D:
  43. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    HAHA!
    ITS A FULL BARKING MAD STORY!!!
    TURN TO PG. 4%5!!
  44. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    pmarren=troll
  45. Profile photo of wertiana
    wertiana Female 13-17
    221 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    thats disgusting
  46. Profile photo of lwhoffman
    lwhoffman Male 18-29
    174 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    IssaTheFriend is so close to leet posts...
  47. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    OM NOM NOM
  48. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    repost....
  49. Profile photo of TheHyra
    TheHyra Male 13-17
    211 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    whenever Pmarren posts the song "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden ALWAYS springs to mind... i wonder why...
  50. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    NSWF?
  51. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    @Paul1582

    NSWF = Now Say Whadda F*ck...!

    And you thought we could make mistakes here at IAB? Shame on you. As if.
  52. Profile photo of ryannn24
    ryannn24 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Who doesn`t
  53. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    The joke isn`t the "pussy" reference, its the pussy reference in conjunction with the "menses" reference. That`s what gets the "Ewwww"
  54. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    niceeeeeeee
    kill those dirty cats
  55. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    why are the idiots who read this stuff and believe it allowed to live?
  56. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    hahaa, its cuz i do :D
  57. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    wow....how bout a beneficial post necrobitch?

    too much to ask?
  58. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    No no, everyone is wrong. This is a South African newspaper. "Mense" is Afrikaans for "people" and "Flats people" means people from the Cape Flats, an area near Cape Town in SA.

    Ergo, the joke IS the eating pussy part :P
    PS: I`m South African.
  59. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    necrobitch...screwing pmarren, related to pmarren, or both?
  60. Profile photo of AmberMichele
    AmberMichele Female 13-17
    68 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:25 pm
    tehehe.
  61. Profile photo of Perseus
    Perseus Female 18-29
    222 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 1:31 am
    don`t we all? xD
  62. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:01 am
    lol @ keith2. i agree. people who buy these and believe them are so stupid
  63. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 7:04 am
    the next days in the news "a prostitude admits: "i eat roosters to survive"
  64. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 9:35 am
    Cats don`t bark.
  65. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    I didn`t even think it was the mense thing. I thought the underlined letters say "I eat uss to survive", where "uss" if awfully close to...
  66. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 11:51 am
    i just accidentally pmarren

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