Money Can Buy Paris Hilton Love... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

But it can"t buy her a permanent cure for this.
There are 73 comments:
Female 914
she should fire her makeup artist, because I am very aware that she is wearing fake eyelashes. no the covergirl look, par-par.
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Female 864
That is not hot.
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Female 3,574
[quote]If a whore (Paris Hilton) tells you that it`s just a cold sore you should run.[/quote]
Cold sores are herpes.
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Female 3,574
I know four year olds who get cold sores and I don`t think it`s because they`re easy.
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Male 6,693
Wow. And a lazy eye.
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Male 2,893
If a whore (Paris Hilton) tells you that it`s just a cold sore you should run. Pretend you`re being chased by a velociraptor and RUN!!!
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Female 10
@5cats

"there is a cure for cold sores, it`s Carmex. (although they sometimes come back, of course)"

if they keep coming back it`s not much of a cure then is it?
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Female 249
"i`ve been getting cold sores since i was like 6 years old. it`s not that uncommon. and it doesn`t mean you have an std."

Yes it does. It means you have herpes simplex. Given it it not only transmitted by sex (share someone`s toothbrush and you can get it) but suck someone off while your having an outbreak and you`ll give them it `down below` which can then be spread by sex. Kiss them and hello, they have it too (in the face area).

So yes. You DO carry an STD. A dormant, incurable one. Enjoy that info. Be grateful it is pretty minor compared to some.

Think of AIDS. (extreme comparison gogogo) It can be spread by sex, or (on my god!) unscreened blood transfusions! Sex is not the only way to spread some/many STDs.


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Female 62
But a cold sore isn`t AS BAD.
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Male 2,688
Anyone who is surprised by this has been seriously living under a rock. Its surprising this is the ONLY STD we`ve caught her with...
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Female 614
lazy eye.
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Female 137
There are so many people with herpes in this thread
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Female 50
"Thats a cold sore. Seriously. If youre going to put poo like this on iam. Do some basic research first."

Cold sore = herpes simplex type one. Do some basic research first.
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Male 3,285
Thats a cold sore. Seriously. If youre going to put poo like this on iam. Do some basic research first.
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Female 152
I`m Shocked. SHOCKED...




Eh, well not that shocked. Who cares about her? Not I. And would any of us be surprised to find out she did have something (that`s just a common cold sore). Also again Not I...
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Male 84
No its definantly herpes, but thats expected from someone so sexually active. it affects 20% of the adult population.. so wrap it before you tap it
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Female 111
i`ve been getting cold sores since i was like 6 years old. it`s not that uncommon. and it doesn`t mean you have an std.
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Male 2,619
A cold sore is caused by the herpes simplex virus
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Male 274
i
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Female 346
Def. just a cold sore.
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Male 5,189
At first I was thinking her whole face....might as well need a cure for that.
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Male 3,285
Thats a cold sore. Seriously. If youre going to put poo like this on iam. Do some basic research first.
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Female 437
A coldsore is the same virus as herpes. I`m guessing quite a lot of you get coldsores, yes?
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Male 312
Mouth Herpes is very common. I don`t think it has anything to do with sex.
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Male 2,868
Fcuk, like what, nearly 1/3 of adults in the US have herpes? big deal. Still, Paris Hilton is a stupid spoiled whore.

That`s just herpes simplex. Way more have herpes zoster- AKA chicken pox (which re-emerges as shingles later in life).
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Female 225
GAG
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Male 2,049
I take what I said back. Paris Hilton has handled more sausage than an Italian butcher.
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Female 249
I should mention that Herpes doesn`t necessarily make you a whore though. You can catch it by kissing or sharing toothbrushes with someone with an outbreak... HSV1 is most common.

But yeah, if you have a HSV outbreak and decide to give someone some oral sex, you`ve probably just given them genital herpes. Which they can then give to you through sex. And other people. Ewww.
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Female 249
CoffeeDiiva. I facepalm at you.

Cold sores (or fever blisters) are caused by the herpes virus. You are a dolt.
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Male 2,049
why do people automatically make the assumption, even if the person is portrayed as being a whore, have to persist that the what appears on their face is an STD?
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Male 15,832
I"d me more surprised if she didn`t have herpes.
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Female 15,763
"could of been a cold sore"

-facepalm-
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Female 1,604
could of been a cold sore/fever blister people can get them from someone who had them when they were younger, their aunt could of kissed them who had one etc.I get one right before I get a cold or flu because my immune system is down
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Male 1,627
it loks like she bite her lip.
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Male 976
>>that`s not hot.<<

That`s cold
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Male 107
seriously wouldn`t surprise me..
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Male 62
I`d make out with her.

I was born with H. Simplex type 1. Sunlight, exhaustion and too much alcohol causes me to break out. A long day at the beach is my worst, worst nightmare. =/

I don`t have type 2 though. She does. Will have to stay at kissing.
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Male 71
pukes*
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Male 2,748
hahahah, let this be a lesson, being a slut to be famous isn`t worth it
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Female 1,690
lmao @zepher XD
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Male 15,510
Everything about Paris Hilton is nasty
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Male 1,083
that`s not hot.
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Male 10,855
@opiebreath
Try this next time
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Female 414
And here i thought it was gonna be about her creepy lazy eye
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Male 25,416
o a night to remember with paris!
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Male 451
That is acutally a busted lip. She wanted it rough that night, what can I say.
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Female 675
Doesn`t look like a cold sore to me...
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Female 15,763
You know a new hope for cancer researchers is using a crippled version of the herpes virus against cancer cells?


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Male 39,904
no amount of eye bleach can help.
cannot be unseen
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Female 130
look up angular cheilitis sometime, no viruses necessary for that and tends to look a hell of a lot worse than your garden variety cold sore :(
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Female 26
Wasnt calling every one a slut and i cold sores when i was little so im pretty sure i wasnt either haha But its paris hilton... KILLITKILLITWITHFIRE
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Female 349
Hey that`s not fair, I suffer from coldsores too and I`m not a slut :( People always forget that they are also caused by stress and severe temperatures, either hot or cold.
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Male 29
She may be a slut but oral herpes is very common and is a different strain to the STD. A lot of people can have it and not know it till they are run down / over tired / stressed.
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Female 26
Prdtty sure she`s just bit her lip and pulled the skin.

Or shes a huge slut.
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Male 153
I love my viruses
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Male 40,739
There IS a cure for cold sores, it`s CARMEX Every single person I`ve met with cold sores who`s listened to my advice and tried Carmex has had them disappear within a week (although they sometimes come back, of course). This includes a mom & daughter who had cold sores constantly for years!
Carmex = GONE!
No I don`t own shares in the company, lolz!
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Female 137
Paris Hilton is smart enough to know stupid gets her attention, and dumb enough to think that attention is a good thing.

Also, for everyone talking about oral herpes being common- I have never had it, and I have only know two people who did get reoccurring cold sores, and both were the type to pass out at parties and forget what they did the night before. This is my limited experience with herpes, thankfully.

Don`t kiss people like Paris Hilton, and you will be ok. Well don`t kiss people who kiss people like Paris Hilton? Or kiss people who kiss people who kiss...FFS, I guess its not that easy.
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Male 1,625
Bah hahaha!
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Male 149
I have have had a cold sore every day since I was 5, no its not the same one. I get them because I have a lot of acid in my mouth and i`m really stressed.
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Female 91
It isn`t the same kind of herpes lol still funny though :)
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Male 138
Stupid white hole.
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Male 1,929
If you`ve had a coldsore, you have herpes. It lives in you brain til you die.

Really really really not joking.
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Male 1,452
why did fancy post a pic of paris hilton- :looks at lip: ....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Female 781
Tons of people have oral herpes--and most get it as children, because they catch it from sharing drinks with adults who have it, being kissed goodbye by grandma, sharing lip balm, etc.

A lot of people who have it don`t even show symptoms, so stop judging. Oh, and stop sharing drinks/lipstick/cigarettes--that`s mainly how it spreads.
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Male 5
"30%-60% of children below 10 years of age are infected with HSV-1" "By 50 years of age, 80%-90% of adults harbour HSV-1 because they have caught it from someone close to them."

According to Wikipedia I guess that makes most people whores? Most people get it from an ignorant old-school family member. I`m incredibly paranoid of my family(Easter European) kissing me and I have to wash my face afterward, that is part of the reason... DO NOT WANT
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Female 1,148
With her wonky eye!
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Female 76
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
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Male 328
I feel like this was a day in which fancylad just wanted to put paris hilton on the website.
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Female 1,798
paris hilton is the most idiotic slut to ever walk the earth.
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Male 593
What a hor, misspelling FTW :)
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Male 2,506
Paris legitly got herpes?
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Male 1,958
Awesome
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Male 20,905
Link: Money Can Buy Paris Hilton Love... [Pic] [Rate Link] - But it can`t buy her a permanent cure for this.
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