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Date: 06/28/10 02:06 PM

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Link: Monday Morning Mailbox For June 28 - Dumb blond girls and the guys who love them, lonely guys in the Air Force, and Fancy gets a new girlfriend? MMM FTW!
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    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    Mm yeah, nothing sexier than an old guy sucking on my arm.

    Oh wait, everything is sexier than that. What a freak (for assuming a bruise was a hickey on an ARM).
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    geckoi Male 40-49
    209 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    @Boadicea - Well us old guys can`t bite, it messes with the dentures...
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    penguinpie Male 18-29
    119 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    wow every question had to do with realtionships. Geez fancy what`s up with that???
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    knup48 Female 18-29
    307 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    Not every woman like elbow sucking- +10 points if you know which TV show that was from.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    Right fancy for the win!
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    Good call on the relationship one. 29 and married 3 times? Dating an 18-year-old? This is something I`d expect to see in Florida.
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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    Megan, you can buy REALLY cheap bog-standard MP3 players perfect for recording on and sending. My cousin did it for her fella in Iraq and it was various stuff like songs, a random pub conversation, his family talking - their cat miaowing and a radio show they both listened to. Yes, a couple of times she made with the sexy recordings too, but she`s my cousin and I`d rather not think about that.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    I`d just like to go on record as saying that not all genius/artistic/prodigy guys go for the typical blonde girls... I tend to go more for the darker haired girls with brains and good personality. And a lot of my friends, whom are of the same character niche, are similar to my standpoint. Only one chases blondes and we pick on him for it.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    Gosh, Fancy waffles on so with all these; whatever happened to the Short Answer?

    1. Because they put out.
    2. Dump him, he`s training to murder.
    3. Deserved. It IS a hickey you cheating bitch.
    4. Get professional help.
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    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    @Lionhart er....are you trying to be funny?
  13. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    ha... who gives hickeys on the arm???
  14. Profile photo of mitha
    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    Whoa, so everyone who`s prefers his women blond is an idiot? And every blond female a bitch? Now I`ve learned something for life!
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    Piperquinn Female 13-17
    43 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    Agh. I wanted to ask Fancy out -_-
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    Aramil Male 18-29
    315 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    The answer to question one is pretty weak. Men often prefer blondes because blonde hair most reliably conveys age and health. It`s more difficult to tell the age or health of a woman based on her hair if she has darker colored hair, but with blondes (barring hair dye, which didn`t come into play recently enough to affect evolution) it`s easy. Spend a few minutes with Google image search and you`ll see that I`m right. Ergo, men are Darwinianly inclined to prefer blondes because we know (or think we know) for sure that she`s prime baby-making material if her hair appears healthy. Of course there are plenty of healthy, young brunettes (not to mention a variety of other indicators) out there as well, so it`s not like blonde hair is the final word on all things romantic, there`s just the tendency to lean in that direction.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    [email protected] er....are you trying to be funny? ` _ Inaria

    No, I`m afraid that Lionhart is experiencing an early on-set of MANopause, unfortunately we can expect these sort of cranky responses for a while.

    Oddly enough, I agree with a couple of his statements.
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    I find most guys actually prefer brunettes. I`m a natural blonde though anyways I just bleach it so it`s lighter. I never understood the "blonde" fetish either. Hair is hair. I never had guy issues though.
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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    I don`t care what color the girl`s hair is.

    My deal is that it`s longer than mine (which I recently cut for the first time in years... Feels like losing a part of myself...).

    I like long-haired girls, don`t know why...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    Dear Gloria,

    This is a two parter;

    1: What is wrong with him? He`s 29 and he still doesn`t have the maturity level to date women his own age... Better off without him.

    2: What is wrong wity YOU! Dating a guy that old and with that much baggage? It`s women like you that keep the writers of romance novels {up to the ir tragic endings} in mink.

    I think you deserve each other.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    MMM had me at the sexy picture of Scarlett Johansson. :D

    I request moar!!!
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    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    I agree with Altaru and GothicQueen...most guys I know seem to prefer brunettes... works for me. ;) And any time I have ever tried to cut my hair, my male friends felt the need to voice their horror that I would ever cut my long hair.
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    lilylilylily Female 13-17
    83 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    About the sending things to military people - my uncle (and the rest of his troop) wanted shelving and gummy bears :P I think that recording thing is an excellent idea, but sometimes people just want some fun stuff/really useful things that you take for granted until you are at field training for the air force and don`t have them :)
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    NoxasRisen Male 13-17
    86 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    My high school is pathetic when it comes to tradition. We don`t have enough blondes to chase after. I`m more partial to redheads anyway.
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    Barbarossa69 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    @dreadqueen00: "And any time I have ever tried to cut my hair, my male friends felt the need to voice their horror that I would ever cut my long hair."
    That`s because they are retarded, otherwise they would know that short haired ladies = sex incarnate!
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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    That`s because they are retarded, otherwise they would know that short haired ladies = sex incarnate!
    Excuse me?

    I could give you a million reasons long-haired girls are better, but since this site is supposed to be pg-13 I`ll hold back.

    I have nothing against short-hair, mind you, it`s just that I prefer long-haired girls.

    Or pony-tails (if anyone in here is a "Full Metal Panic! Fumoffu" fan, they should get that...)
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 11:33 pm
    @Barbarossa69 "they are retarded, otherwise they would know that short haired ladies = sex incarnate!"

    Uh... lesbians have really short hair. Although they may be "Sex Incarnate" I don`t think your male friends would benefit much from it.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 1:59 am
    Full Metal Panic ftw!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Wiggle1111 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 4:22 am
    Redheads > Blondes + Brunettes
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 4:32 am
    1. The guy not liking you might have more to do with the fact that you`re calling other girls things like "boring" and "basic" based solely on their hair colour, and you seem to be one of these types that thinks they`re better than others because they act more intelligent. I literally do not know a single man who would not go out with a girl based on nothing but hair colour.
    2. Seems like a really good suggestion.
    3. He`s a complete loser, thats why no women his age will date him so he has to go for 18 year olds. Unless his names Ross Gellar, then you should big him for forgiveness because he`s a complete and utter legend.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 6:55 am
    Fancy and Janna sitting in a tree . . .
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    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 7:51 am
    JANNA YOU WHORE
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 8:18 am
    Fancy, thank you so much for the picture of the dude in pink undies. The extra weapon is an added bonus.

    <3 <3 <3
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    BillyLiar Female 18-29
    21 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 8:49 am
    If only it were true that blonde haired, blue eyed girls got all the guys in high school...
  35. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 8:59 am
    This is not nearly as complex as an inherited biological imperative.

    Long hair looks pretty on the pillow. Men are simple animals and so are the reasons we do things.

    If a man wants you to have a manish or boyish haircut... rethink dating him. He`s not out of the closet yet.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 9:01 am
    He`s 29, you`re 18, he`s been married 3 time, he wouldn`t let you explain and you`re sad he`s gone??? I`m confused....
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 10:44 am
    @name withheld by request

    Those guys you`re talking about? They`re called "pricks." Don`t confuse us artsy, genius, prodigies with those fags.
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    dannyseven Male 18-29
    71 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    Dear Gloria:
    You`re 18 and he`s 29. If he broke up with you, it`s most likely because you`re ugly and he`s over it, or because he realized dating a teenager wasn`t as fun as he thought it`d be. The "hickie" was just a great excuse.
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    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
    433 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 11:09 pm
    I`m seldom attracted to blondes. I want brown hair, brown eyes. Call me narcissistic :-P
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    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    i personally like brunettes.
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    Dark_Soloist Male 13-17
    55 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    Abacab2112, how the hell is that narcissistic?
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    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    /Barfs over feature.
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    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:18 am
    i`m glad dannyseven isn`t in charge of the mailbox. somehow "you`re just ugly and he`s over it" doesn`t seem like an in-depth, advice-oriented answer. kinda makes you sound like a doucher.

    i think the fact that one of them was psycho in some way is more likely than "you`re not hot so you got dumped". they`d been dating 8 months. that`s enough time to let most of the crazy out there in the open.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:55 am
    I knew some guys never get over the blond thing.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 4:46 am
    "You ask what his problem is? It doesnt matter what his problem is, let his next girlfriend deal with it."


    GOLDEN fancy!! thats the best way to put it!!

    Internet hi-five!
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    MeAndMySnail Male 13-17
    54 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 8:50 am
    I think it`s really funny how some peoplein the comment section like to answer all of these questions like they really think anyone cares about what they answer XD

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    dareick Male 18-29
    20 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    Idk about the blonde thing, I`m more into redheads myself. But that could be product of my environment (i.e. my dad only bought porn of redheads :P)
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    42467 Male 18-29
    743 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    I`ve always been more leaning torwards the redheads and brunettes. I`ve had one blonde girlfriend, but she was a smart blonde =P (And, surprisingly, a natural bleach blonde). But ever since I got my first redhead girlfriend and realised they were definitely the most fun.. I`ve been all for my gingers =)
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    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:22 am
    Lol at the boyfriend
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    dudemanguy Male 13-17
    38 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    Fancy knows what he is talking about here!
  51. Profile photo of kasprague84
    kasprague84 Female 18-29
    43 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 3:38 am
    But I thought all gingers were evil? The women gingers... I mean.
  52. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:56 am
    no doubt, let the next girlfriend deal with it. good call, fancy
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    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    Janna = LUCKY
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    Jofferwry Female 18-29
    162 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    I`d totally want to be Fancy`s girlfriend too if I didn`t already have a boyfriend already :P

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