Monday Morning Mailbox For June 28 [Pics & Stuff]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago

Dumb blond girls and the guys who love them, lonely guys in the Air Force, and Fancy gets a new girlfriend? MMM FTW!
There are 55 comments:
Female 162
I`d totally want to be Fancy`s girlfriend too if I didn`t already have a boyfriend already :P
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Male 988
Janna = LUCKY
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Female 3,828
no doubt, let the next girlfriend deal with it. good call, fancy
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Female 43
But I thought all gingers were evil? The women gingers... I mean.
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Male 38
Fancy knows what he is talking about here!
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Male 485
Lol at the boyfriend
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Male 743
I`ve always been more leaning torwards the redheads and brunettes. I`ve had one blonde girlfriend, but she was a smart blonde =P (And, surprisingly, a natural bleach blonde). But ever since I got my first redhead girlfriend and realised they were definitely the most fun.. I`ve been all for my gingers =)
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Male 20
Idk about the blonde thing, I`m more into redheads myself. But that could be product of my environment (i.e. my dad only bought porn of redheads :P)
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Male 54
I think it`s really funny how some peoplein the comment section like to answer all of these questions like they really think anyone cares about what they answer XD

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Female 3,828
"You ask what his problem is? It doesnt matter what his problem is, let his next girlfriend deal with it."


GOLDEN fancy!! thats the best way to put it!!

Internet hi-five!
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Male 5,190
I prefer short haired brunettes..
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Even though I am currently dating a blond hair blue eyed girl....LOL
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Female 2,352
I knew some guys never get over the blond thing.
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Female 614
i`m glad dannyseven isn`t in charge of the mailbox. somehow "you`re just ugly and he`s over it" doesn`t seem like an in-depth, advice-oriented answer. kinda makes you sound like a doucher.

i think the fact that one of them was psycho in some way is more likely than "you`re not hot so you got dumped". they`d been dating 8 months. that`s enough time to let most of the crazy out there in the open.
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Male 594
/Barfs over feature.
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Male 55
Abacab2112, how the hell is that narcissistic?
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Male 415
i personally like brunettes.
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Male 432
I`m seldom attracted to blondes. I want brown hair, brown eyes. Call me narcissistic :-P
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Male 71
Dear Gloria:
You`re 18 and he`s 29. If he broke up with you, it`s most likely because you`re ugly and he`s over it, or because he realized dating a teenager wasn`t as fun as he thought it`d be. The "hickie" was just a great excuse.
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Male 1,299
@name withheld by request

Those guys you`re talking about? They`re called "pricks." Don`t confuse us artsy, genius, prodigies with those fags.
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Female 3,727
He`s 29, you`re 18, he`s been married 3 time, he wouldn`t let you explain and you`re sad he`s gone??? I`m confused....
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Male 37,888
This is not nearly as complex as an inherited biological imperative.

Long hair looks pretty on the pillow. Men are simple animals and so are the reasons we do things.

If a man wants you to have a manish or boyish haircut... rethink dating him. He`s not out of the closet yet.
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Female 21
If only it were true that blonde haired, blue eyed girls got all the guys in high school...
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Male 4,012
Fancy, thank you so much for the picture of the dude in pink undies. The extra weapon is an added bonus.

<3 <3 <3
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Male 518
JANNA YOU WHORE
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Male 6,694
Fancy and Janna sitting in a tree . . .
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Male 1,678
1. The guy not liking you might have more to do with the fact that you`re calling other girls things like "boring" and "basic" based solely on their hair colour, and you seem to be one of these types that thinks they`re better than others because they act more intelligent. I literally do not know a single man who would not go out with a girl based on nothing but hair colour.
2. Seems like a really good suggestion.
3. He`s a complete loser, thats why no women his age will date him so he has to go for 18 year olds. Unless his names Ross Gellar, then you should big him for forgiveness because he`s a complete and utter legend.
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Male 78
Redheads > Blondes + Brunettes
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Male 2,688
Full Metal Panic ftw!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 37,888
@Barbarossa69 "they are retarded, otherwise they would know that short haired ladies = sex incarnate!"

Uh... lesbians have really short hair. Although they may be "Sex Incarnate" I don`t think your male friends would benefit much from it.
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Male 3,482
[quote]That`s because they are retarded, otherwise they would know that short haired ladies = sex incarnate![/quote]
Excuse me?

I could give you a million reasons long-haired girls are better, but since this site is supposed to be pg-13 I`ll hold back.

I have nothing against short-hair, mind you, it`s just that I prefer long-haired girls.

Or pony-tails (if anyone in here is a "Full Metal Panic! Fumoffu" fan, they should get that...)
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Male 220
@dreadqueen00: "And any time I have ever tried to cut my hair, my male friends felt the need to voice their horror that I would ever cut my long hair."
That`s because they are retarded, otherwise they would know that short haired ladies = sex incarnate!
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Male 86
My high school is pathetic when it comes to tradition. We don`t have enough blondes to chase after. I`m more partial to redheads anyway.
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Female 83
About the sending things to military people - my uncle (and the rest of his troop) wanted shelving and gummy bears :P I think that recording thing is an excellent idea, but sometimes people just want some fun stuff/really useful things that you take for granted until you are at field training for the air force and don`t have them :)
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Female 331
I agree with Altaru and GothicQueen...most guys I know seem to prefer brunettes... works for me. ;) And any time I have ever tried to cut my hair, my male friends felt the need to voice their horror that I would ever cut my long hair.
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Male 2,440
MMM had me at the sexy picture of Scarlett Johansson. :D

I request moar!!!
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Male 37,888
Dear Gloria,

This is a two parter;

1: What is wrong with him? He`s 29 and he still doesn`t have the maturity level to date women his own age... Better off without him.

2: What is wrong wity YOU! Dating a guy that old and with that much baggage? It`s women like you that keep the writers of romance novels {up to the ir tragic endings} in mink.

I think you deserve each other.
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Male 3,482
I don`t care what color the girl`s hair is.

My deal is that it`s longer than mine (which I recently cut for the first time in years... Feels like losing a part of myself...).

I like long-haired girls, don`t know why...
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Female 4,376
I find most guys actually prefer brunettes. I`m a natural blonde though anyways I just bleach it so it`s lighter. I never understood the "blonde" fetish either. Hair is hair. I never had guy issues though.
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Male 2,549
[email protected] er....are you trying to be funny? ` _ Inaria

No, I`m afraid that Lionhart is experiencing an early on-set of MANopause, unfortunately we can expect these sort of cranky responses for a while.

Oddly enough, I agree with a couple of his statements.
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Male 315
The answer to question one is pretty weak. Men often prefer blondes because blonde hair most reliably conveys age and health. It`s more difficult to tell the age or health of a woman based on her hair if she has darker colored hair, but with blondes (barring hair dye, which didn`t come into play recently enough to affect evolution) it`s easy. Spend a few minutes with Google image search and you`ll see that I`m right. Ergo, men are Darwinianly inclined to prefer blondes because we know (or think we know) for sure that she`s prime baby-making material if her hair appears healthy. Of course there are plenty of healthy, young brunettes (not to mention a variety of other indicators) out there as well, so it`s not like blonde hair is the final word on all things romantic, there`s just the tendency to lean in that direction.
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Female 43
Agh. I wanted to ask Fancy out -_-
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Male 269
Whoa, so everyone who`s prefers his women blond is an idiot? And every blond female a bitch? Now I`ve learned something for life!
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Male 2,748
ha... who gives hickeys on the arm???
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Female 1,515
@Lionhart er....are you trying to be funny?
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Male 8,302
Gosh, Fancy waffles on so with all these; whatever happened to the Short Answer?

1. Because they put out.
2. Dump him, he`s training to murder.
3. Deserved. It IS a hickey you cheating bitch.
4. Get professional help.
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Male 15,510
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Male 2,688
I`d just like to go on record as saying that not all genius/artistic/prodigy guys go for the typical blonde girls... I tend to go more for the darker haired girls with brains and good personality. And a lot of my friends, whom are of the same character niche, are similar to my standpoint. Only one chases blondes and we pick on him for it.
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Male 769
Megan, you can buy REALLY cheap bog-standard MP3 players perfect for recording on and sending. My cousin did it for her fella in Iraq and it was various stuff like songs, a random pub conversation, his family talking - their cat miaowing and a radio show they both listened to. Yes, a couple of times she made with the sexy recordings too, but she`s my cousin and I`d rather not think about that.
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Male 1,164
Good call on the relationship one. 29 and married 3 times? Dating an 18-year-old? This is something I`d expect to see in Florida.
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Male 25,416
Right fancy for the win!
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Female 307
Not every woman like elbow sucking- +10 points if you know which TV show that was from.
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Male 119
wow every question had to do with realtionships. Geez fancy what`s up with that???
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Male 209
@Boadicea - Well us old guys can`t bite, it messes with the dentures...
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Female 1,677
Mm yeah, nothing sexier than an old guy sucking on my arm.

Oh wait, everything is sexier than that. What a freak (for assuming a bruise was a hickey on an ARM).
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Male 19,861
Link: Monday Morning Mailbox For June 28 [Pics & Stuff] [Rate Link] - Dumb blond girls and the guys who love them, lonely guys in the Air Force, and Fancy gets a new girlfriend? MMM FTW!
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