Monday Morning Mailbox For June 1 [Pics & More]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago

Fancylad, fresh off an epic holiday weekend, answers all of your questions. Want anything answered? Email your queries.
There are 102 comments:
Male 15,510
You know, that is going to feel soo weird and uncalled for, when Fancy finally post a MMM on a Monday Morning
0
Reply
Female 2,672
gingers ¬_¬
lol jk, they have their uses
0
Reply
Male 425
"black people being made slaves because of their skin colour" *sigh* People have been bombarded with so many racial profiles that they don`t even know where half of them came from. For Instance, Black people were selling OTHER black people WAY before the white man came, he simply saw an awesome business opportunity. SO GET IT RIGHT LIL ANNIE!!! LIL ORPHAN CHRISTIAN ANNIE WHO ONLY HEARS WHAT THE POPE HAS TO SAY! (i believe this is what fancy ACTUALLY wanted to say, so i said it for him).
0
Reply
Female 1,043
the last one was HILARIOUS.
0
Reply
Male 343
@Gnome, hahahahaha the Office
0
Reply
Female 635
lady caca

:D

(still love her though)
0
Reply
Male 2,893
With those "Who would you kill w/ one bullet" questions.
The answer is this........
you line them all up and shoot them all through the neck at the same time.
0
Reply
Male 12,138
Lost, I`m not even gay and yet I found that attractive. Dammit, maybe I`m a bit gay...

How the hell am I going to explain this to my wife and daughter?
0
Reply
Female 3,727
Meh,

I have been waiting and waiting for MMM (or perhaps TMM...ARDM (any random day mail) and you give me:

1. A girl who thinks she`s awesomesauce because she likes the same consonants in a sentence and yet somehow in her mind, thinks of herself as cool. Yea, um, ok...

2. A Playboy pic of some chick. Don`t we get enough scantily clad women on those cosplay links?

3. A nasty pic of "go gag" showing her tiny penis (or perhaps he huge vagina)...

4. And a chick who is overly sensitive about her hair color...(BTW FANCYMAN, that was a good comeback)

Ugh, I`m protesting. I`ll just have a seat over in this corner until this situation is rectified. And in rebuttal to the playboy pic...ENJOY!

0
Reply
Male 2,893
Lol @ angry ginger lady.
0
Reply
Male 610
so, recap: alliteration is awesome, so is porn but not at the doctor, gaga sucks and redheads are fiery in bed
0
Reply
Male 87
`If you don`t like Ga Gas music, that`s fine. But to say that she is an awful musician is simply ignorant.`

To defend the fact her `music` is actually ughhhh `good` is just f*cking retarded.
0
Reply
Male 4,004
So comments are censored, but MMM isn`t? That`s social inequity =P
0
Reply
Male 78
Angry souless hot ginger chicks FTW
0
Reply
Male 2,690
MMMMMMM JESSICA ALBA!
0
Reply
Male 99
If you don`t like Ga Gas music, that`s fine. But to say that she is an awful musician is simply ignorant.
0
Reply
Male 4,807
Night night Osytah... Wait a second? its morning !! ;-)
0
Reply
Female 4,039
@A1Butcher - I luv ya, man - but I hate you for making me read all that poo. :P LOL I need a nap now.
0
Reply
Male 4,807
Oystah...read these comments from last weeks Dear Girl this one
0
Reply
Female 4,039
Who the hell is Center?
0
Reply
Male 29
wasn`t the whole point of that MIA video the fact that it is wrong to single people out based on skin color or ethnicity? I know it uses some disturbing imagery but didn`t that actually happen during the Iran-Iraq War of 1980-88, Iranian boys were used to clear land mines
0
Reply
Male 1,305
"you try to stay below the "line" when everyone on the site is being aggressive and, uhm, troll-like to you"

BlankTom, I think that, as an example, you`re staying under the line very well actually. You`re presenting an opinion that the majority of commenters seem to disagree with, and you`re putting up a reasonable defense by addressing each new post individually. You aren`t repeating yourself in a condescending and hostile tone and you haven`t cussed anyone out or been overtly disrespectful.

I admit that it must have sucked for Center when lots of people disagreed with him when he thought he was right. I`ve been there plenty of times, and it`s a frustrating feeling. But when I`m faced with lots of people disagreeing with my arguments, I don`t start cussing out moderators, and I would hope that most I-A-Bers wouldn`t either.
0
Reply
Male 1,674
"I have to agree with BlankTom.. but only partially.

Center defiantly was put on the spot to defend himself and he did stay on topic but he also sure as hell went over the "line" "

you try to stay below the "line" when everyone on the site is being aggressive and, uhm, troll-like to you.
0
Reply
Female 349
Your reply to Annie was freaking hilarious..
0
Reply
Male 4,680
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table.

A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She says, "I hope you don`t mind, but I feel much luckier when I`m bottomless."

With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!"

She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES!

I WIN! I WIN!"

With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.

Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"

The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"
0
Reply
Female 3,828
ooooh, i love the joke telling IAB forum!! LOL @ seb, lion, and terp. Lion yours especially made me giggle.
0
Reply
Female 2,672
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early on friday.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette one Thursday, "let`s go home early tomorrow. She`ll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with her boss.

She quietly sneaks out of the house and vows to return home at her normal time the next day.
In the morning, the brunette says: "That was fun, we should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught.
0
Reply
Male 2,238
An Englishman wants to marry an Irish girl and is told he needs to become Irish before he can do so. It is a very simple operation where they remove 5% of your brain.

The operation takes place, and the Englishman is lying in his bed, recovering. The doctor comes up to him looking all worried and says "I am terribly sorry, there`s been a mistake. We accidently removed 50% of your brain instead of 5%!"

The Englishman sits up and simply says "She`ll be right, mate!"
0
Reply
Male 8,302
[email protected]

3 men are in the waiting room of the hospital maternity ward - an Aussie, a New Zealander and a Kenyan. The doc comes out and says "Sorry guys, its been chaos in there - all 3 of your wives gave birth at the same time! In fact... we have a problem. We may have mixed the little guys up. Can you all come in and see if you can pick your own kid from the 3 of them?"

They go in and there are 2 whites babies and a black one. Quick as anything the Aussie grabs the black baby and says "This is my little bloke, I`d know him anywhere!"

"Now hang on", says the Doc. "I may not be an expert in genetics, but doesn`t it seem likely that`s not your baby?"

"Listen Doc" says the Aussie, "I don`t know genetics either, but I know one of those other two little bastards is a Kiwi. And I ain`t taking any chances!"
0
Reply
Female 1,190
Barbarossa69-
ah but see, now the joke is on YOU because you went to the site under the impression it contained inapro-pro pics of young children, not just that, but you also stared at the tiny, brightly lit link, just to see if it was in fact related to pedophilia.
checkmate ;)
0
Reply
Female 16
Not going to lie... the Annie one is quite fantastic. Everyone hates gingers... cmon now. It`s in South Park, which means it`s global :P
0
Reply
Male 147
IAB...

FARK lite.
0
Reply
Male 12,138
Also, and sorry for repost:

Joke my brother told me the other day:

------------------

A young couple are going into hospital to have their first baby. The birth goes well, Doc takes the baby away to make sure everything`s OK. Mom and Dad wait anxiously until after some time, the Doc enters the room.

"Well, I`m afraid I have some good news and some bad news", says the Doc.

Terrified, the new parents ask, "Well, what`s the bad news?"

The Doc sighs heavily. "I`m afraid the baby... well, I`ll just come out and say it... it`s ginger".

The young parents look at each other confused. "So what`s the good news, Doc?"

"It`s dead".
0
Reply
Male 12,138
[quote]OK, is that a genine pic of fancy lad tho?[/quote]
`tis.
0
Reply
Male 8,302
Typical Ginger dramareaction.

:-)
0
Reply
Male 617
that wasnt really annie, that was that kid who complains about south park. he gets it from a lot of dudes.
0
Reply
Male 1,452
i love how fancy responded to an old comment on IAB in the MMM, that firecrotch one will go down as the dumbest in IAB history
0
Reply
Male 2,238
[quote]of course i`ll never know what happened behind the scenes, which is rather convenient for your cause ;)[/quote]
Bro, I don`t know why you`re trying to get this whole `us vs. them` thing going. Do you want a website packed with trolls and douchebags? We`re all on the same side here; United against Boredom. Nothing more.
0
Reply
Male 220
"...my main beef with this MMM is that you can only find lady gaga at thebomb.com
but dont really go there...i tried to look it up once and i think i saw the word pedophilia there o_o so.....i would avoid that..."
roflmao, *wonders if that was an intentional joke or if she really didnt see its pedalphile, as in one who loves pedaled forms of transportation* x-D
0
Reply
Female 654
good lord reheads give it up, no one is disrespecting gingers, at least not any worse than the blondes have gotten it over the years. im still here and im not crazy...yet

---as for the years of post from the king of crazyness---that was like six pages of un-professional acting, and a bunch of monkeys throwing crap at each other...i hope the others were at least temp banned as well for egging that on. i curse like no one else, but it bothered me to see readmyname do it just to be a dick like that.
this is the second time ive seen a mod be unprofessional in dealing with something, but i laughed A LOT so your off the hook. actually that sounded like a bigger deal than im making it so to clarify..were good IAB, no foul, your cool

0
Reply
Male 4,807
I have to agree with BlankTom.. but only partially.

Center defiantly was put on the spot to defend himself and he did stay on topic but he also sure as hell went over the "line" .. I`d personally ban anyone who says "cat=suck". ... nuff said

I`m just glad MMM is back, even if its a little late cause Fancy just had to have a topless pool party.


Basterd
0
Reply
Male 1,193
Respect for Fancy skyrocketed. lady gaga hatred, topless bbq, and funnier jokes than normal. the respect a 18yr old boy isnt much but congratz
0
Reply
Male 1,674
@mods
of course i`ll never know what happened behind the scenes, which is rather convenient for your cause ;)

But just from the posts, it still seemed like peer pressure bullying. And how can you blame a guy, after that, from becoming a troll.
0
Reply
Male 103
long beach. woo!
0
Reply
Male 2,238
[quote]It was all bullying, which is fine if that`s how you want to run things.[/quote]
Like Davy said before, Center wasn`t banned solely for his comments in that one post.

What isn`t being taken into account are the discussions which go on behind the scenes about bans. We take them seriously here, `cause that`s one more person we`ve excluded from our happy little family. If you guys could see the number of discussions regarding banning which have resulted in, "Nah, we`ll give the dude another chance, that`s all good", you`d realise that we don`t bait people into f*cking themselves over. They, like Center, can do that perfectly well by themselves.
0
Reply
Male 1,674
@davy
you just had to look at what happened. He complained to fancy that someone stole his comment. Fancy mocked him in an open forum. Everyone else jumped in line and then Center became more and more aggressive.

Hey, i wouldn`t doubt he was a troll when you banned him. But i can`t really blame him after all the crap he was taking from the site and mods.
0
Reply
Female 547
Well I love Lady Gaga so f*ck you and f*ck your stupid censorship. I`ll still come to your website, tho. But only because you`re slightly less evil than 4chan.
0
Reply
Male 12,138
[quote]I`m not going to read all that, but the way i see it Center was as good as banned as soon as he accused IAB for stealing his comment. It was all bullying, which is fine if that`s how you want to run things. [/quote]
Tom, you`re welcome to your opinion, but if that`s your understanding of how we run things at IAB then you have a poor understanding of how we roll around here. Saddens me a little.
0
Reply
Female 1,190
i dunno, center never really said anything that seemed to stick out anymore than other comments ive seen on here before :P but it sounds like a repeating issue so i dunno
anyway, my main beef with this MMM is that you can only find lady gaga at thebomb.com
but dont really go there...i tried to look it up once and i think i saw the word pedophilia there o_o so.....i would avoid that...
0
Reply
Male 12,138
To put this in context, I just checked and I`ve banned exactly 3 people for trolling in my 3 years as a mod here, all with fair warning before the ban. Two of those were new accounts and the other was Center. And as Fancy pointed out, I only temp banned him - fancy laid down the perm, and it`s his house after all.

Now, can I gently suggest we all get back on topic here? MMM?
0
Reply
Male 12,138
[quote]Maybe it was the "if I`m trolling why haven`t they banned me?" statement that did it. [/quote]
To be fair, it was a culmination of all of it - calling me a lying piece of sh*t and telling me to f*ck off when I asked him to desist didn`t help either.

Trolling is the hardest thing to Mod... I mean things like spam are pretty obvious and racism is usually pretty black and white (swidt?). Trolling is where personal judgement comes in, and one man`s trolling is another man`s heated debate so to speak. Personally, I define trolling as repeatedly and persistently aggravating other users and pissing people off, without any real point being made beyond being deliberatly provocative. Others may disagree with that call, and that`s fine.
0
Reply
Male 1,674
I`m not going to read all that, but the way i see it Center was as good as banned as soon as he accused IAB for stealing his comment.

It was all bullying, which is fine if that`s how you want to run things.
0
Reply
Male 833
before i even read this i hafta point out (as im sure others before me already have) that june 1st this year was/is a tuesday
0
Reply
Male 3,756
Looked at those comments and Center seemed pretty tame. Other were egging him on and readmyname`s last comment seems worse than anything Center said. Maybe it was the "if I`m trolling why haven`t they banned me?" statement that did it.
0
Reply
Male 4,807
center was perma banned??
No way!!?
Wow
0
Reply
Male 12,138
"@davymid that`s kind of messed up. He was just defending himself."

Right Tom, and fair enough. He wasn`t banned then. He was banned later during the last Dear Girl post... Read his 16 comments over three pages for yourself if you like here. He surely wasn`t defending himself then, and most people would interpret it (as I did, not just based on that thread but over time) as trolling.
0
Reply
Male 19,873
To add to what Davymid just wrote, Davy actually gave Center a temp ban of a week. I went back and gave him the perm bad.

We`re pretty lenient, but when a single reader--in this case Center--bashes other readers on the site (I`m not even talking about us Mods--we can take the heat, but we don`t expect the readers to) over and over and over, that`s when permanent banning comes in.

It`s industry standard as far as what gets readers permanently banned--check around.
0
Reply
Female 315
Oh Fancy, how I love you. The Annie reply made me giggle.
0
Reply
Male 1,674
@davymid
that`s kind of messed up. He was just defending himself. The way a remember it was that everyone (including the mods) were attacking him because of his email to fancy. No wonder he got as pissed as he did.
0
Reply
Male 25,416
OK, is that a genine pic of fancy lad tho?
0
Reply
Male 12,138
He did, Tom. Bearing in mind he didn`t get banned for hardcore trolling, personal attacks and printing out a mod`s real name in forums... it was around the point I asked to him to please stop and he called me a lying piece of sh*t and told me to f*ck off.

See, this is how lenient we are (too lenient sometimes probably). As you know, we`re pretty chilled at IAB.
0
Reply
Male 19,873
EdiMesic, get over yourself, man. It`s a website. It`s just for fun. If it gives you something to do for 5 minutes out of your day, what`s the big deal?

my advice is to funnel all your negativity into something more productive.
0
Reply
Male 1,674
davymid, did center get banned?
0
Reply
Male 12,138
[quote]Shhhh... remember what happen with Center706...[/quote]
Center was a troll. Edi`s no troll... and we sure as hell don`t ban people just for expressing their opinion that something about the site sucks - that`s not how we roll, never has been.
0
Reply
Male 594
Just finished reading the comments from the other mailbox-feature post.

Center706 cracks me up.

Regardless of anything, I remain by my previous statement.
0
Reply
Male 569
Wait... what`s truly relevant in the random world of IAB? If anything, would it not be the founder?
0
Reply
Male 594
Angelmassb:

I do not. Tell all, dear heart. : ]
0
Reply
Male 2,748
heheh, annie... hhehehe
0
Reply
Male 15,510
@EdiMesic

Shhhh... remember what happen with Center706...
0
Reply
Female 1,593
Why does the post by "Annie" reek of Zerocyde? I can`t even remember if that`s his name.
0
Reply
Male 594
So wait, this guy is apparently the founder of I-A-B (Correct me if I`m mistaken?).

People send him e-mails, he answers them, and this becomes a feature because..?

Just because he`s the founder does not make him the slightest interesting/relevant. I don`t understand his appeal or otherwise interest some of you have.

Not only that, it also makes me slightly gag.

Have a great day. : ]
0
Reply
Female 2,289
Somebody is really tooting their social horn.

fancy i love you
0
Reply
Female 1,677
Yeah man the past was so much better than the present... for reasons that escape me, but I`M TOTALLY RIGHT. Nostagia FTW.

Get with the times I say.
0
Reply
Female 1,441
These aren`t even funny.

I wish we still had Buddy. This site was really good back then. Fancy has turned to it trash.
0
Reply
Male 12,138
Wow, a genuine pic of the fancylad... nice one.
0
Reply
Male 1,674
"Can you imagine a black gay christian redheaded jew?"

What can you do? When your world`s been invaded by a redhead christian jew?
0
Reply
Male 35
Rofl, the last part was the best. Chill folks, it`s the internets.
0
Reply
Male 4,807
goaliejerry

Yes.. cortisone should clear it up and stop masturbating

yes.. cold works best between sessions and heat when you`re ready for round 3

No.. never bad if you`re hungry
0
Reply
Male 72
I don`t think Lady Gaga is ruining music. Although she is kind of annoying. She must be doing something right, what with being accepted into Juliard but turning that down to be one of twenty people in history to gain early admission to NY`s Tisch school of arts. Definitely a terrible musician.
0
Reply
Male 4,014
Is this a rash?

Do I apply heat or cold to wrist sore from excessive masturbation?

Is killing always bad?

These are my questions, thank you for not making fun of my inability to follow directions.
0
Reply
Male 4,807
deadmeat553... at least you`re not a werewolf.

Altaru... what is this 4chan everyone speaks of?

Angelmassb... I Tried that suggestion and Fancy will no budge.

and WTF is alliteration? some sort of satanic cult or something??
0
Reply
Female 536
Maybe we tease gingers because there are too many angry ones like Annie with no sense of humor. Chillax, calm down, go screw all those "hot boys" (but seriously, she takes pride in being desired for her fabled freaky pubes?!?) Fancy FTW!
0
Reply
Male 4,807
Can you believe that the last MMM had a Ginger "bashing" topic and now 2 weeks later another disgruntled ginger rears its ugly head?


0
Reply
Female 4,376
Lady Gaga is my IDOL.
0
Reply
Male 104
Can you imagine a black gay christian redheaded jew?
0
Reply
Female 1,798
The last one FTW. Fancy`s response was epic :D
0
Reply
Female 1,963
Blasphemer!!! You shall incur the holy wrath of Lady Gaga.

Also, way to go Annie for perpetuating the stereotype.
0
Reply
Male 97
It`s funny. As a Christian, I chuckle at the bashing I see. I have a handful of black and Jewish friends.. they too chuckle at some of the caricatures.

Why are the gingers so full of hate? Seriously. Learn to laugh or piss off. Don`t take life so seriously, no one gets out alive.
0
Reply
Male 2,551
Alex always avoid alliteration.
0
Reply
Male 2,516
can you imagine a black gay jew? haha, poor fellow, he`d have so much fun in iab
0
Reply
Female 2,352
Lol @ the last part. Even if I am technically a redhead that was some funny sh*t.
0
Reply
Female 737
I love how people have taken that MIA video in the completely opposite direction it was meant to be taken.

And Fancy, your last comment made me fall in love with you.
0
Reply
Male 15,510
I vote change the name of this from "Monday Morning Mailbox" to something like "Random Day Random Time Mailbox"
0
Reply
Male 363
Looks like (FireCrotch) is a woman of ill repute. How ill depends on how many hot boys she`s had.
0
Reply
Male 149
*fake crying cause im not a noob*

WHY??? WHY??? WHY??? DO I HAVE TO BE A GINGER/JEWISH/CHRISTIAN/VEGETARIAN??? AND ALSO HAPPEN TO BE A COMPUTER GEEK! COME ON GOD REALLY?!?!? LIKE NOBODY ON THIS PLANET CAN GO A SINGLE DAY WITHOUT MAKING FUN OF ONE OF THE THINGS I AM!!! FTW!!!
0
Reply
Male 3,482
Wow, you`re a douche...

And I`d like to see you try and take on 4chan to prove you`re not a nerd...

Well, peace. This is probably gonna be the last post I read for the next couple months... I hope you guys don`t delete on account of inactivity...
0
Reply
Female 497
Last one made me lul the most.
0
Reply
Male 41
Fancy - 1, Annie - 0
0
Reply
Male 1,351
I`d do this, if just to see what insult Fancy can throw at me. You`re good at this humor thing, huh?
0
Reply
Female 1,545
Fancy, as much as I`ve loved you, you`re sadly mistaken about Lady Gaga.

I fear our relationship may never be the same.
0
Reply
Female 171
lol. annie.
0
Reply
Male 19,873
Link: Monday Morning Mailbox For June 1 [Pics & More] [Rate Link] - Fancylad, fresh off an epic holiday weekend, answers all of your questions. Want anything answered? Email your queries.
0
Reply