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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    Link: Monday Morning Mailbox For June 1 - Fancylad, fresh off an epic holiday weekend, answers all of your questions. Want anything answered? Email your queries.
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    scotchbot Female 18-29
    171 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    lol. annie.
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    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    Fancy, as much as I`ve loved you, you`re sadly mistaken about Lady Gaga.

    I fear our relationship may never be the same.
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    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    I`d do this, if just to see what insult Fancy can throw at me. You`re good at this humor thing, huh?
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    Will_Ashi Male 18-29
    41 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Fancy - 1, Annie - 0
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    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    Last one made me lul the most.
  7. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    Wow, you`re a douche...

    And I`d like to see you try and take on 4chan to prove you`re not a nerd...

    Well, peace. This is probably gonna be the last post I read for the next couple months... I hope you guys don`t delete on account of inactivity...
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    deadmeat553 Male 18-29
    149 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    *fake crying cause im not a noob*

    WHY??? WHY??? WHY??? DO I HAVE TO BE A GINGER/JEWISH/CHRISTIAN/VEGETARIAN??? AND ALSO HAPPEN TO BE A COMPUTER GEEK! COME ON GOD REALLY?!?!? LIKE NOBODY ON THIS PLANET CAN GO A SINGLE DAY WITHOUT MAKING FUN OF ONE OF THE THINGS I AM!!! FTW!!!
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    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    Looks like (FireCrotch) is a woman of ill repute. How ill depends on how many hot boys she`s had.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    I vote change the name of this from "Monday Morning Mailbox" to something like "Random Day Random Time Mailbox"
  11. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    I love how people have taken that MIA video in the completely opposite direction it was meant to be taken.

    And Fancy, your last comment made me fall in love with you.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    Lol @ the last part. Even if I am technically a redhead that was some funny sh*t.
  13. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    can you imagine a black gay jew? haha, poor fellow, he`d have so much fun in iab
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    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    Alex always avoid alliteration.
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    justjason44 Male 30-39
    97 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    It`s funny. As a Christian, I chuckle at the bashing I see. I have a handful of black and Jewish friends.. they too chuckle at some of the caricatures.

    Why are the gingers so full of hate? Seriously. Learn to laugh or piss off. Don`t take life so seriously, no one gets out alive.
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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    Blasphemer!!! You shall incur the holy wrath of Lady Gaga.

    Also, way to go Annie for perpetuating the stereotype.
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    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    The last one FTW. Fancy`s response was epic :D
  18. Profile photo of Steve0x757
    Steve0x757 Male 18-29
    104 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    Can you imagine a black gay christian redheaded jew?
  19. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    Lady Gaga is my IDOL.
  20. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    Can you believe that the last MMM had a Ginger "bashing" topic and now 2 weeks later another disgruntled ginger rears its ugly head?


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    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    Maybe we tease gingers because there are too many angry ones like Annie with no sense of humor. Chillax, calm down, go screw all those "hot boys" (but seriously, she takes pride in being desired for her fabled freaky pubes?!?) Fancy FTW!
  22. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    deadmeat553... at least you`re not a werewolf.

    Altaru... what is this 4chan everyone speaks of?

    Angelmassb... I Tried that suggestion and Fancy will no budge.

    and WTF is alliteration? some sort of satanic cult or something??
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    Is this a rash?

    Do I apply heat or cold to wrist sore from excessive masturbation?

    Is killing always bad?

    These are my questions, thank you for not making fun of my inability to follow directions.
  24. Profile photo of sTuFFt
    sTuFFt Male 13-17
    72 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    I don`t think Lady Gaga is ruining music. Although she is kind of annoying. She must be doing something right, what with being accepted into Juliard but turning that down to be one of twenty people in history to gain early admission to NY`s Tisch school of arts. Definitely a terrible musician.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    goaliejerry

    Yes.. cortisone should clear it up and stop masturbating

    yes.. cold works best between sessions and heat when you`re ready for round 3

    No.. never bad if you`re hungry
  26. Profile photo of Greenranger7
    Greenranger7 Male 18-29
    35 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    Rofl, the last part was the best. Chill folks, it`s the internets.
  27. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    "Can you imagine a black gay christian redheaded jew?"

    What can you do? When your world`s been invaded by a redhead christian jew?
  28. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    Wow, a genuine pic of the fancylad... nice one.
  29. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    These aren`t even funny.

    I wish we still had Buddy. This site was really good back then. Fancy has turned to it trash.
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    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    Yeah man the past was so much better than the present... for reasons that escape me, but I`M TOTALLY RIGHT. Nostagia FTW.

    Get with the times I say.
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    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    Somebody is really tooting their social horn.

    fancy i love you
  32. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    So wait, this guy is apparently the founder of I-A-B (Correct me if I`m mistaken?).

    People send him e-mails, he answers them, and this becomes a feature because..?

    Just because he`s the founder does not make him the slightest interesting/relevant. I don`t understand his appeal or otherwise interest some of you have.

    Not only that, it also makes me slightly gag.

    Have a great day. : ]
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    Why does the post by "Annie" reek of Zerocyde? I can`t even remember if that`s his name.
  34. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    @EdiMesic

    Shhhh... remember what happen with Center706...
  35. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    heheh, annie... hhehehe
  36. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    Angelmassb:

    I do not. Tell all, dear heart. : ]
  37. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    Wait... what`s truly relevant in the random world of IAB? If anything, would it not be the founder?
  38. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    Just finished reading the comments from the other mailbox-feature post.

    Center706 cracks me up.

    Regardless of anything, I remain by my previous statement.
  39. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    Shhhh... remember what happen with Center706...
    Center was a troll. Edi`s no troll... and we sure as hell don`t ban people just for expressing their opinion that something about the site sucks - that`s not how we roll, never has been.
  40. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    davymid, did center get banned?
  41. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    EdiMesic, get over yourself, man. It`s a website. It`s just for fun. If it gives you something to do for 5 minutes out of your day, what`s the big deal?

    my advice is to funnel all your negativity into something more productive.
  42. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    He did, Tom. Bearing in mind he didn`t get banned for hardcore trolling, personal attacks and printing out a mod`s real name in forums... it was around the point I asked to him to please stop and he called me a lying piece of sh*t and told me to f*ck off.

    See, this is how lenient we are (too lenient sometimes probably). As you know, we`re pretty chilled at IAB.
  43. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    OK, is that a genine pic of fancy lad tho?
  44. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    @davymid
    that`s kind of messed up. He was just defending himself. The way a remember it was that everyone (including the mods) were attacking him because of his email to fancy. No wonder he got as pissed as he did.
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    obbycomma Female 18-29
    315 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    Oh Fancy, how I love you. The Annie reply made me giggle.
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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    To add to what Davymid just wrote, Davy actually gave Center a temp ban of a week. I went back and gave him the perm bad.

    We`re pretty lenient, but when a single reader--in this case Center--bashes other readers on the site (I`m not even talking about us Mods--we can take the heat, but we don`t expect the readers to) over and over and over, that`s when permanent banning comes in.

    It`s industry standard as far as what gets readers permanently banned--check around.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    "@davymid that`s kind of messed up. He was just defending himself."

    Right Tom, and fair enough. He wasn`t banned then. He was banned later during the last Dear Girl post... Read his 16 comments over three pages for yourself if you like here. He surely wasn`t defending himself then, and most people would interpret it (as I did, not just based on that thread but over time) as trolling.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    center was perma banned??
    No way!!?
    Wow
  49. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    Looked at those comments and Center seemed pretty tame. Other were egging him on and readmyname`s last comment seems worse than anything Center said. Maybe it was the "if I`m trolling why haven`t they banned me?" statement that did it.
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    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    before i even read this i hafta point out (as im sure others before me already have) that june 1st this year was/is a tuesday
  51. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    I`m not going to read all that, but the way i see it Center was as good as banned as soon as he accused IAB for stealing his comment.

    It was all bullying, which is fine if that`s how you want to run things.
  52. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    Maybe it was the "if I`m trolling why haven`t they banned me?" statement that did it.
    To be fair, it was a culmination of all of it - calling me a lying piece of sh*t and telling me to f*ck off when I asked him to desist didn`t help either.

    Trolling is the hardest thing to Mod... I mean things like spam are pretty obvious and racism is usually pretty black and white (swidt?). Trolling is where personal judgement comes in, and one man`s trolling is another man`s heated debate so to speak. Personally, I define trolling as repeatedly and persistently aggravating other users and pissing people off, without any real point being made beyond being deliberatly provocative. Others may disagree with that call, and that`s fine.
  53. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    To put this in context, I just checked and I`ve banned exactly 3 people for trolling in my 3 years as a mod here, all with fair warning before the ban. Two of those were new accounts and the other was Center. And as Fancy pointed out, I only temp banned him - fancy laid down the perm, and it`s his house after all.

    Now, can I gently suggest we all get back on topic here? MMM?
  54. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    i dunno, center never really said anything that seemed to stick out anymore than other comments ive seen on here before :P but it sounds like a repeating issue so i dunno
    anyway, my main beef with this MMM is that you can only find lady gaga at thebomb.com
    but dont really go there...i tried to look it up once and i think i saw the word pedophilia there o_o so.....i would avoid that...
  55. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    I`m not going to read all that, but the way i see it Center was as good as banned as soon as he accused IAB for stealing his comment. It was all bullying, which is fine if that`s how you want to run things.
    Tom, you`re welcome to your opinion, but if that`s your understanding of how we run things at IAB then you have a poor understanding of how we roll around here. Saddens me a little.
  56. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:39 pm
    Well I love Lady Gaga so f*ck you and f*ck your stupid censorship. I`ll still come to your website, tho. But only because you`re slightly less evil than 4chan.
  57. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    @davy
    you just had to look at what happened. He complained to fancy that someone stole his comment. Fancy mocked him in an open forum. Everyone else jumped in line and then Center became more and more aggressive.

    Hey, i wouldn`t doubt he was a troll when you banned him. But i can`t really blame him after all the crap he was taking from the site and mods.
  58. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    It was all bullying, which is fine if that`s how you want to run things.
    Like Davy said before, Center wasn`t banned solely for his comments in that one post.

    What isn`t being taken into account are the discussions which go on behind the scenes about bans. We take them seriously here, `cause that`s one more person we`ve excluded from our happy little family. If you guys could see the number of discussions regarding banning which have resulted in, "Nah, we`ll give the dude another chance, that`s all good", you`d realise that we don`t bait people into f*cking themselves over. They, like Center, can do that perfectly well by themselves.
  59. Profile photo of monkeyman828
    monkeyman828 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    long beach. woo!
  60. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    @mods
    of course i`ll never know what happened behind the scenes, which is rather convenient for your cause ;)

    But just from the posts, it still seemed like peer pressure bullying. And how can you blame a guy, after that, from becoming a troll.
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:55 pm
    Respect for Fancy skyrocketed. lady gaga hatred, topless bbq, and funnier jokes than normal. the respect a 18yr old boy isnt much but congratz
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    I have to agree with BlankTom.. but only partially.

    Center defiantly was put on the spot to defend himself and he did stay on topic but he also sure as hell went over the "line" .. I`d personally ban anyone who says "cat=suck". ... nuff said

    I`m just glad MMM is back, even if its a little late cause Fancy just had to have a topless pool party.


    Basterd
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    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    good lord reheads give it up, no one is disrespecting gingers, at least not any worse than the blondes have gotten it over the years. im still here and im not crazy...yet

    ---as for the years of post from the king of crazyness---that was like six pages of un-professional acting, and a bunch of monkeys throwing crap at each other...i hope the others were at least temp banned as well for egging that on. i curse like no one else, but it bothered me to see readmyname do it just to be a dick like that.
    this is the second time ive seen a mod be unprofessional in dealing with something, but i laughed A LOT so your off the hook. actually that sounded like a bigger deal than im making it so to clarify..were good IAB, no foul, your cool

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    Barbarossa69 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 10:15 pm
    "...my main beef with this MMM is that you can only find lady gaga at thebomb.com
    but dont really go there...i tried to look it up once and i think i saw the word pedophilia there o_o so.....i would avoid that..."
    roflmao, *wonders if that was an intentional joke or if she really didnt see its pedalphile, as in one who loves pedaled forms of transportation* x-D
  65. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 10:33 pm
    of course i`ll never know what happened behind the scenes, which is rather convenient for your cause ;)
    Bro, I don`t know why you`re trying to get this whole `us vs. them` thing going. Do you want a website packed with trolls and douchebags? We`re all on the same side here; United against Boredom. Nothing more.
  66. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 10:48 pm
    i love how fancy responded to an old comment on IAB in the MMM, that firecrotch one will go down as the dumbest in IAB history
  67. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    that wasnt really annie, that was that kid who complains about south park. he gets it from a lot of dudes.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    Typical Ginger dramareaction.

    :-)
  69. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    OK, is that a genine pic of fancy lad tho?
    `tis.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 11:20 pm
    Also, and sorry for repost:

    Joke my brother told me the other day:

    ------------------

    A young couple are going into hospital to have their first baby. The birth goes well, Doc takes the baby away to make sure everything`s OK. Mom and Dad wait anxiously until after some time, the Doc enters the room.

    "Well, I`m afraid I have some good news and some bad news", says the Doc.

    Terrified, the new parents ask, "Well, what`s the bad news?"

    The Doc sighs heavily. "I`m afraid the baby... well, I`ll just come out and say it... it`s ginger".

    The young parents look at each other confused. "So what`s the good news, Doc?"

    "It`s dead".
  71. Profile photo of CBFLATLINE
    CBFLATLINE Male 40-49
    147 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 11:59 pm
    IAB...

    FARK lite.
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    ladyfiaragc Female 18-29
    16 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 12:15 am
    Not going to lie... the Annie one is quite fantastic. Everyone hates gingers... cmon now. It`s in South Park, which means it`s global :P
  73. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 12:17 am
    Barbarossa69-
    ah but see, now the joke is on YOU because you went to the site under the impression it contained inapro-pro pics of young children, not just that, but you also stared at the tiny, brightly lit link, just to see if it was in fact related to pedophilia.
    checkmate ;)
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 12:30 am
    LOLZ@DavyMud

    3 men are in the waiting room of the hospital maternity ward - an Aussie, a New Zealander and a Kenyan. The doc comes out and says "Sorry guys, its been chaos in there - all 3 of your wives gave birth at the same time! In fact... we have a problem. We may have mixed the little guys up. Can you all come in and see if you can pick your own kid from the 3 of them?"

    They go in and there are 2 whites babies and a black one. Quick as anything the Aussie grabs the black baby and says "This is my little bloke, I`d know him anywhere!"

    "Now hang on", says the Doc. "I may not be an expert in genetics, but doesn`t it seem likely that`s not your baby?"

    "Listen Doc" says the Aussie, "I don`t know genetics either, but I know one of those other two little bastards is a Kiwi. And I ain`t taking any chances!"
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    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 1:25 am
    An Englishman wants to marry an Irish girl and is told he needs to become Irish before he can do so. It is a very simple operation where they remove 5% of your brain.

    The operation takes place, and the Englishman is lying in his bed, recovering. The doctor comes up to him looking all worried and says "I am terribly sorry, there`s been a mistake. We accidently removed 50% of your brain instead of 5%!"

    The Englishman sits up and simply says "She`ll be right, mate!"
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    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:02 am
    A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early on friday.
    "Hey, girls," says the brunette one Thursday, "let`s go home early tomorrow. She`ll never know."

    So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with her boss.

    She quietly sneaks out of the house and vows to return home at her normal time the next day.
    In the morning, the brunette says: "That was fun, we should do it again sometime."

    "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught.
  77. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:16 am
    ooooh, i love the joke telling IAB forum!! LOL @ seb, lion, and terp. Lion yours especially made me giggle.
  78. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:59 am
    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table.

    A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

    She says, "I hope you don`t mind, but I feel much luckier when I`m bottomless."

    With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!"

    She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES!

    I WIN! I WIN!"

    With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.

    Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"

    The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"
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    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 5:55 am
    Your reply to Annie was freaking hilarious..
  80. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 6:02 am
    "I have to agree with BlankTom.. but only partially.

    Center defiantly was put on the spot to defend himself and he did stay on topic but he also sure as hell went over the "line" "

    you try to stay below the "line" when everyone on the site is being aggressive and, uhm, troll-like to you.
  81. Profile photo of bliznik
    bliznik Male 30-39
    787 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 6:33 am
    "you try to stay below the "line" when everyone on the site is being aggressive and, uhm, troll-like to you"

    BlankTom, I think that, as an example, you`re staying under the line very well actually. You`re presenting an opinion that the majority of commenters seem to disagree with, and you`re putting up a reasonable defense by addressing each new post individually. You aren`t repeating yourself in a condescending and hostile tone and you haven`t cussed anyone out or been overtly disrespectful.

    I admit that it must have sucked for Center when lots of people disagreed with him when he thought he was right. I`ve been there plenty of times, and it`s a frustrating feeling. But when I`m faced with lots of people disagreeing with my arguments, I don`t start cussing out moderators, and I would hope that most I-A-Bers wouldn`t either.
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    Treadlong Male 18-29
    29 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 6:44 am
    wasn`t the whole point of that MIA video the fact that it is wrong to single people out based on skin color or ethnicity? I know it uses some disturbing imagery but didn`t that actually happen during the Iran-Iraq War of 1980-88, Iranian boys were used to clear land mines
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 6:56 am
    Who the hell is Center?
  84. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 7:05 am
    Oystah...read these comments from last weeks Dear Girl this one
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 7:20 am
    @A1Butcher - I luv ya, man - but I hate you for making me read all that poo. :P LOL I need a nap now.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 7:23 am
    Night night Osytah... Wait a second? its morning !! ;-)
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    skite111 Male 30-39
    99 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 7:51 am
    If you don`t like Ga Gas music, that`s fine. But to say that she is an awful musician is simply ignorant.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 8:42 am
    MMMMMMM JESSICA ALBA!
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    Wiggle1111 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 9:07 am
    Angry souless hot ginger chicks FTW
  90. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 9:20 am
    So comments are censored, but MMM isn`t? That`s social inequity =P
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    bakedBEAR Male 13-17
    87 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 10:07 am
    `If you don`t like Ga Gas music, that`s fine. But to say that she is an awful musician is simply ignorant.`

    To defend the fact her `music` is actually ughhhh `good` is just f*cking retarded.
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    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 11:13 am
    so, recap: alliteration is awesome, so is porn but not at the doctor, gaga sucks and redheads are fiery in bed
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    Lol @ angry ginger lady.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    Meh,

    I have been waiting and waiting for MMM (or perhaps TMM...ARDM (any random day mail) and you give me:

    1. A girl who thinks she`s awesomesauce because she likes the same consonants in a sentence and yet somehow in her mind, thinks of herself as cool. Yea, um, ok...

    2. A Playboy pic of some chick. Don`t we get enough scantily clad women on those cosplay links?

    3. A nasty pic of "go gag" showing her tiny penis (or perhaps he huge vagina)...

    4. And a chick who is overly sensitive about her hair color...(BTW FANCYMAN, that was a good comeback)

    Ugh, I`m protesting. I`ll just have a seat over in this corner until this situation is rectified. And in rebuttal to the playboy pic...ENJOY!

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    Lost, I`m not even gay and yet I found that attractive. Dammit, maybe I`m a bit gay...

    How the hell am I going to explain this to my wife and daughter?
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 5:27 am
    With those "Who would you kill w/ one bullet" questions.
    The answer is this........
    you line them all up and shoot them all through the neck at the same time.
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    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 9:32 am
    lady caca

    :D

    (still love her though)
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    darkevilsin Male 13-17
    343 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 10:18 pm
    @Gnome, hahahahaha the Office
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    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    the last one was HILARIOUS.
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    Nerd_Rage Male 18-29
    425 posts
    June 5, 2010 at 11:54 am
    "black people being made slaves because of their skin colour" *sigh* People have been bombarded with so many racial profiles that they don`t even know where half of them came from. For Instance, Black people were selling OTHER black people WAY before the white man came, he simply saw an awesome business opportunity. SO GET IT RIGHT LIL ANNIE!!! LIL ORPHAN CHRISTIAN ANNIE WHO ONLY HEARS WHAT THE POPE HAS TO SAY! (i believe this is what fancy ACTUALLY wanted to say, so i said it for him).
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    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    June 5, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    gingers ¬_¬
    lol jk, they have their uses
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    You know, that is going to feel soo weird and uncalled for, when Fancy finally post a MMM on a Monday Morning

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