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Date: 06/25/10 09:05 AM

48 Responses to Mom, I Got A New Web Cam. One More Thing… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18930 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 8:57 am
    Link: Mom, I Got A New Web Cam. One More Thing... - What`s the best way to tell your mom really bad news? Web cam... always web cam...
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    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 9:09 am
    Totally guessed it.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 9:12 am
    Huh? could it be that she is in another state, or another country, and that is the only way she could delivery the news?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 9:20 am
    one day, she`ll hear {see} those very same words
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    Django Male 30-39
    230 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 9:25 am
    ...oh, and one more thing, it`s Dad`s.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 9:42 am
    Yeah angel. She has broadband, but no PHONE lol.
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    pottersclay Female 30-39
    108 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 9:43 am
    Django Oh, SNAP!

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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 10:06 am
    Is it just me or do her fingernails look filthy? Yek.
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    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Aw and she is cute too.. If she does not take care of herself wile pregnant, she will become fat and lazy and the cuteness will be gone. So very sad!
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    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 10:16 am
    She`s "PRegNant !!!"?
    Why doesn`t she just add an `lol :)` while she`s at it?
  11. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 10:54 am
    eww who would do that? I think it`s just an attempt to get attention, I for one wouldn`t touch that.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:03 am
    @ Oystah.
    Not just you. Them nails are just nasty.
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    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:15 am
    Aw and she is cute too.. If she does not take care of herself wile pregnant, she will become fat and lazy and the cuteness will be gone. So very sad!

    Moralfag!
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:31 am
    "If she does not take care of herself wile pregnant, she will become fat and lazy..."

    I pray that you`ve said this ironically, because if ANYONE can be responsible it`s the chick that probably got pregnant on accident, then broke the news to her family via webcam-

    P.S. Does this chick have a PayPal? I want to buy her a manicure.
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    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:38 am
    SUPPLIESS!!!!!! here you go mr. bush, this is what happens when you teach abstinence and dont discuss condoms n poo, and yes i know bush is not in the office but its still his fault
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    Froggybuster Male 13-17
    122 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:43 am
    Yes riotDX, you wouldn`t. Now I`m sure you can go back to Cheryl Cole, because your gf is that hot.
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    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:46 am
    "eww who would do that? I think it`s just an attempt to get attention, I for one wouldn`t touch that."

    she`s not that ugly. it`s just her eyebrows..
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    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:50 am
    Too dumb to figure out how not to get pregnant, calls her mother `Mommy`, 2nd grade level penmanship, deluxe fingernails with grime.

    Pardon me, I`m so aroused right now.
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    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    @ Sum. No it`s not what happens when abstinence is taught. In fact, abstinence is 100% effective, condoms are not. It`s what happens when a girl lets a boy f- her at the wrong time of the month. This is her fault, not Bushes or anyone else`s. But, she`ll get her free abortion or food stamps that everyone else pays for.

    Eventually the gov`t will figure out that abortions, psych counseling and drugs, WIC and food stamps cost too much health-care dollars and they`ll pass a federal law against pre-marital sex just like the laws against smoking.

    What does happen when schools try to teach sex is money & time are wasted.
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    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    @JeffBeau If abstinence is all that`s taught then the children don`t know how to deal with the situation. They`re also more likely to go for it as a sort of forbidden fruit. Figures have proven it. A further point, I`m guessing you`re a big fan of America as the "land of the free". Think about that in relation to what you just said.
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    therach Female 18-29
    36 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    @JeffBeau: Yes, you are right, abstinence is 100% effective. However, unless you are a teenage robot, chances are that that theory isn`t going to work. That is why sex education is NECESSARY. Because Mommy and Daddy don`t bother to tell their kiddoes about their mistakes because it`s too "embarrassing." You know what is also embarrassing? Trying to explain to your son/daughter why you didn`t bother to explain to them that sex is normal, it`s a part of the reproductive process, that it`s not a good idea when you don`t have the resources or the schooling to provide for the child as necessary, BEFORE they got pregnant and had a child at fifteen years old. And yes, let`s make a federal law against sex and reproducing. Let`s make it say that after you have one child, you are cut off and can`t have anymore. And if you do manage to fudge that little system (because you know that Big Brother is watching you) they will take your child and kill it. Oh, wait...isn`t that Communist. Oh,
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    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
    151 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    hoe bag
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    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    ...why would that be bad news?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    Awesome effort!
  25. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    I don`t know why some of you (freaks) are jumping all over this; she looks like she could be in her 20s. A friend of mine (21 years old) just got married and is pregnant, but it wasn`t an "accident" (though I think they`re both kind of stupid for doing it) and she told us over Skype. (her parents still don`t know... lol). This isn`t really horrible- skype or webcam or whatever, if you`re not in close proximity, is better than a phone, because you actually see the other person. You people are all cynical douchebags.
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    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    And look how happy she is!
  27. Profile photo of CzekM8
    CzekM8 Male 40-49
    95 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    @NewYorkHippi: Let me get this straight. One entry up, you (at 15 years old) complemented some guy`s ass and said you would "tap that." Now, here, you`re calling someone a "hoe bag"?

    Pot: "Wow, kettle, you sure are black!!"

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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    @NewYorkHippi: Let me get this straight. One entry up, you (at 15 years old) complemented some guy`s ass and said you would "tap that." Now, here, you`re calling someone a "hoe bag"?

    Pot: "Wow, kettle, you sure are black!!"

    ---

    This is Win Comment of The Day.
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    Hitaki318 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    Nice capital I you have there
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    aliceuh Female 13-17
    37 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    at least she spelled it right..
  31. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    lol, NewYorkHippi got called. Brilliant CzekM8 - bravo.
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    ITS THE CHICK FROM THE UK!!
  33. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3879 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    a few of you are just sexist morons. and for those of you who don`t know what a sexist moron is, chances are pretty good its you--like you, JeffBeau, and your ignorant company.

    and NewYorkHippi, being a female you should be much more ashamed of yourself than most. get your head our of your butt and look around. things happen.

    abstaining is not the answer and jumping up and down and blaming the female is not an answer either. what about baby daddy? why do so many get off scott-free when they are JUST AS RESPONSIBLE for their own bodies and their own actions? reprehensible.

    and for those of you morons who don`t know what that means, look it up!
  34. Profile photo of prizum547
    prizum547 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    ahahaha....the person lecturing has slut in their name.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3879 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    yeah, my name is slut_etta. in my community `slut` is a term of affection and respect.

    as to `lecturing`, sweetie, at my age its called `stating an opinion` or `imparting an old broad`s wisdom`.
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    tom-brady12 Male 13-17
    295 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    since when is slut a term of respect? where are you from whoreville?
  37. Profile photo of FriskyRonnie
    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
    199 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 9:51 pm
    she`s still a slut
    (c`mon etta, scold me, SCOLD ME!)
  38. Profile photo of TypicalJerk
    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    Ya, right. Sluts are leper whores.
  39. Profile photo of Midas-Method
    Midas-Method Male 18-29
    46 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:48 pm
    Why exactly is being pregnant a necessarily bad thing? I assume it`s the blank expression on her face, but she doesn`t really look worried.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 2:36 am
    lol....slut etta is not only a slut....but a practiced attention whore...bravo...
  41. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 3:42 am
    sluts are not whores whores get paid
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    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 8:12 am
    She might just be a mute...
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 9:32 am
    slut_etta Female, 50-59, Southern US 12 Posts Friday, June 25, 2010 7:01:49 PM yeah, my name is slut_etta. in my community `slut` is a term of affection and respect. as to `lecturing`, sweetie, at my age its called `stating an opinion` or `imparting an old broad`s wisdom`.
    __________

    |-X
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    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 9:50 am
    Uhm Midas-Method - She probably isn`t married.
  45. Profile photo of sarahjanae
    sarahjanae Female 30-39
    91 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    If you still say "Mommy", you shouldn`t be having sex.
  46. Profile photo of trtpow
    trtpow Male 18-29
    26 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    capital I fail
  47. Profile photo of Nickel_Creek
    Nickel_Creek Male 18-29
    76 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    i was about to say,
    1`m pregnant

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