Minor Differences Between You And The World

Submitted by: CrakrJak 6 years ago Funny
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences

How do people around perceive you? Probably not as flattering as you think.
There are 23 comments:
Female 3,598
YUM YUM BLERGS IN YOUR MOUTH!!
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Male 151
wow "a sqaudron of beautiful vaginas"! im totally using that quote
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Male 165
Cmon, i dont wanna look everyday the oatmeal for updates, iabs doing it right.. :D
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Male 69
Hey guys how about we all just bookmark http://theoatmeal.com/

that way i-a-b doesn`t have to link to every single one of his comics anymore
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Female 914
holy cow, could I relate. and it IS pretty bad to shop while hungry, especially if you`re overweight, people think you eat lard burgers all day every day.

and yes, I do think I will use the beautiful vaginas quote on someone today.
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Male 730
@Ani1187 that was very /b/ of you. Also, any one else catch the Diet Water for the grocery shopping one? I loved that :)
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Female 4,447
"May a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotch by day`s end" is the quote for the day. I challenge each of you to use it at least once, and in context. GO!
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Female 2,695
that had nothing to do with how one is percieved by other people, but okay
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Male 2,056
cutting someone off in Columbia is worse
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Male 7,585
almost correct, im never unhappy with an apple in my hand.
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Male 749
This is cool. :D

I suppose that the cars/pedestrians thing is because you`ve got a chance of dying in a car crash, but you`re unlikely to be hurt if you bump into someone.
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Male 4,807
CrakrJak
"Wait just a cotton-pickin` minute, I submitted this and fancys_asst takes the credit ?"

I gave up submitting for the same reason and they never posted my but hey, Life goes on and life is full of disappointments.

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Male 25,416
Meh could have been better!
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Female 3,696
It`s true Gerry!! I hate those e-mails, it`s like I checked any possible name I would have thought it would be under- submit it when I don`t find anything and then get condescending e-mail way later when someone else had submitted it. Balls. Balls Balls Balls A$$ AND T!ttY!
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Male 37,889
get used to it CrakrJak... usuall it goes like this

you submit
a week later it appears under someone elses name
a week later you get an email telling you what a dumbass you are `cause it`s already posted!
lol
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Female 221
holy sh*t thats alot of cheese
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Male 17,512
Wait just a cotton-pickin` minute, I submitted this and fancys_asst takes the credit ?

Hmmmm... )-|
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Male 7
They should have depicted "Without internet connection" lol
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Male 5,314
LOL AT COLOSTOMY BAG EXPLODING!!!!
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Female 839
LOL "may a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotch by days end"
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Female 697
Without a smiley face wins =D
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Male 3,482
What the hell? When did Fancy`s assistant come back?

Also, the Oatmeal is still awesome.
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Female 1,780
Link: Minor Differences Between You And The World [Rate Link] - How do people around perceive you? Probably not as flattering as you think.
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