Men In Bulging Tight Speedos, That Is All

Submitted by: JUGGALETTEx0 6 years ago Misc
http://www.bulging-speedos-galleries.com/

Ladies (and some of you guys), you asked for this. The proof will be in the page hits...
There are 105 comments:
Female 535
I was laughing so hard by the end of the list. There was something so retardedly hilarious about those meat packages.
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Female 517
necrobitch, well..yeah most of em.
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Female 225
i want nerd buldges
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Female 467
yes dat was gay porn
and all the men on there are disgusting
i hate muscles
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Female 488
thank you IAB :)
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Female 329
how considerate...
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Female 3,001
this post made my day :)
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Female 269
Hilariously over the top, but thank you I-A-B! Finally some pandering to the ladies. I`m stuck in Russia for another 3 weeks, this was a welcome break from the atmosphere here.
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Female 248
I`m pretty sure #27 has had his biceps photoshopped.
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Female 248
And yeah these guys looked unrealistic in their packages. Its a pity, too; many of them were mind-blowing hot.
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Female 248
Oh my good lord... this is absolutely delicious.
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Female 257
merielle: lets look at it like this. guys parts actually squirt things out of them. + not all men are that attractive. now in the guys perspective there are fat girls showing cleavage however their weight turns the guys off. now back at the girls perspective. girls see weight and looks. MOST girls prefer skinny muscular men. and immagine if it was the guys hanging their body parts out and it got so bad that old men did this. dont get me wrong im not for the hanging out of girl parts but compared to men. yea id prefer girls.
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Female 3,598
umm... if you`re going to stuff your crotch, wouldn`t you want it to look at least in the realm of possibility? all those guys looked like they had melons in their underwear... like just not even possibly real, and you would know it too... so that product is basically going to advertise to the whole world "my junk is insufficent so here`s this gigantic unrealistic bulge!!!"
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Male 1,231
@sarahjanae "Why? Modern day codpieces".

You stole the words right out of my mouth- what goes around comes around (no pun intended).
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Female 1,589
Than...thank you. T_T
*faints*
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Male 15,510
Incredibly Sexy Firefighter Tragically Dies In Steamy Blaze
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Male 12,365
[quote]Are these all fake? I am going to believe that most of them are real and not shopped.[/quote]

The pictures are adverts for a product to make a big bulge in your underpants. Of course they`re all fake - that`s the entire point of them.
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Male 784
I have a friend who is a medical doctor.
Once the got a guy to the hospital who had crashed with a car while riding his bicycle. His clothes was tight, alright, and he probably thought he was in the Tour.
Anyways, when they drugged him (because of his pains) and cut open his tight clothes, they discovered a huge, dried meat sausage in his undies. They placed it on his nightstand. What a man. Lol
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Female 512
"Click on image to enlarge"

Somehow, I think they`ve been enlarged enough. As for that pic of Ian Thorpe (pic 23)...surely something that big would have caused drag whilst swimming...
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Female 64
to `harrybalzak`... who cares if its `enhancing`? girls wear push-up bras all the time and i dont hear guys complaning!
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Female 64
if girls always walk around wearing tight shirts and exposing cleavage, why cant guys walk around wearing stuff like this?! i wanna be able to check out hot guys bulging in their pants instead of seeing boobs and butts popping out everywhere!
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Male 1,590
These pics made me feel somehow inadequate...

Then I saw the link to the `Bulge-Enhancing Swimsuits` site.
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Male 157
*fap*
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Male 210
Most of them weren`t too interesting. But there`s a few that are worth lingering on =P
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Female 250
Some were nice, others were meh. Regardless, thanks IAB!
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Female 470
junkaddy,

all the more fun in unwrapping it, right? XD bahaha damn i need to get laid..
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Female 261
Top 6 rows the guys look like they have more than their packages in their swimsuits, unless they were playing with themselves just before the pics were taken.

And penguinazul, for me at least, the package isn`t appealing until it`s unwrapped. ;-)
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Female 84
Are these all fake? I am going to believe that most of them are real and not shopped. Please post more stuff like this. :D
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Female 414
i`m sorry but that was very comical to me for some reason
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Female 15,763
Pfff everyone knows my e-dick is way bigger than any of those.
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Female 470
Not to post on this a third time...well I`m going to. I`m feeling all wordy tonight, lmao.

Why is it that when some girls see penis or a "bulge", they go, "Ew, gross!"? I understand this if you`re a lesbian, but ya know, shouldn`t you be turned on by a penis if you`re a straight female? I know I am. You, ladies, are WEIRD.
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Female 735
first the girlies complain; "its all hot giiiiirls posted- what about usssss?!" now its "im outraged by this insulting assumption!"

girls. youre giving me a bad reputation as a fellow female.
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Female 612
"the dude third down from the left is creeping me out."

Really? Because they`re *all* creeping me out.
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Female 8,044
itz not realzzzzzzzzzzzz! boo hoo!
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Female 5
the dude third down from the left is creeping me out.
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Female 3,562
Oh sure, like I couldn`t just google bulging tight speedos if I wanted to see some hotness. I`m outraged at this insulting assumption, but I do have like 3 minutes to kill.
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Male 121
XP
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Female 470
I felt as though a lot of these guys had bigger nutsacks than schlongs. I`ll take the bigger penis, thanks.

(However, it`s not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean!)
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Male 4,807
Now women will know how men feel(insert pun here) with all the padded bra madness these days.

False advertising at its bestest or worsest
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Male 9,306
:D
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Female 47
I Call Fake.... they stuff them things.... i saw a cuke sticking out of one of `em, and toilet paper out of another....
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Female 177
wtf looks like elephantiasis LOL I am a girl and this is not hot.
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Male 559
...banana hammock?!?

RUN AWAY!!
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Female 779
I was going to say something about Sexism, but then I saw; came; and conquered.
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Male 37,888
lol... kind of Push Up Panties for guys! LOL




where can I get a pair
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Male 12,365
[quote]we don`t usually stare at our date`s crotches during dinner, that`s the real difference.[/quote]

It would be rather difficult unless you were in a really strange restaurant.

If a man`s bum was as immediately visible and his clothing emphasised it and drew attention to it, many women would stare just as much.
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Male 62
BTW, im all about justice and stuff, so congratulations IAB, you`re growing up a little. Good for you. :->
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Male 62
Some of them just look like they`ve put a soda can in there. thats just ridiculous.
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Male 4,012
:-O

I`d hate to be a copycat, but yeah...

fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
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Male 2,549
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

That is all. o_O
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Female 331
awww no borat style speedos...
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Female 247
Large peens are not as much of a turn on as some might think. In all honesty, a guy with an inhumanly large donkey dong kind of scares me.
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Female 3,727
@ FML: It`s not the size that counts...





Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha; okay, I`m lying!
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Female 119
@Fml
we don`t usually stare at our date`s crotches during dinner, that`s the real difference.
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Male 52
fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
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Male 5,194
Request: Guys smaller than me. k thx bai-
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Male 280
Most men are familiar with the feeling / reaction to the first time you see your new girlfriend naked and realizing she had padded bras. So a question for the female IAB readers: What do you think your reaction / feeling be when you realize your hot new boyfriend has been using the Neo-Ring Male Bulge Enhancer? and he is not ALL it seemed to be?
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Female 850
I like how it says Click To Enlarge at the top... I don`t think anything there needs enlarging. :->
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Male 15,510
This is most of the girls tonights "date"
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Male 12,365
Seeing as this is IAB, I was expecting a picture of a couple of fat hairy men in horribly inappropriate underwear, probably in a revolting colour.

Although a site advertising padded knickers for men is rather tacky, so it`s properly in keeping with IAB.
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Male 15,832
Here`s some more of the same thing.
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Female 526
how is this even possible?! i mean, Jesus! how can they live with these..things between their legs?!
i`m sortof turned on right now, and in the same time, deeply disturbed.
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Male 583
im not even gonna read the previous posts before i say "shoooooop DA Wh00p"
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Female 470
*bookmarks* I`ll be looking at that later on tonight.
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Female 3,727
Oh, how could I forget:


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Female 9,402
Mmmmeow, thank you whoever posted this. :)
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Male 594
Thats a lot of russet potatoes!
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Male 583
im not even gonna read the previous posts before i say "shoooooop DA Wh00p"
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Female 1,190
eh, im actually not digging the speedo part, surf shorts are just fine, but i wont complain too much :)
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Female 190
Thanks for thinking of us, I really do appreciate it, but I think you need to learn about what most women actually find attractive in men. Clue: Speedos are tacky.
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Male 190
I was hoping it was a joke.
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Female 136
but the bulgy-ness is fake...
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Female 876
jamie-
I`d rather see the women, frankly.

And wko -
Does "men in bulging tight speedos" sound SFW to you? Personal responsibility has to fall somewhere.
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Male 1,184
wko, this is in no way NSFW. The only thing not suitable about it is that it isn`t work, but the same can be said for EVERYTHING that isn`t work. Obviously.

If your boss doesn`t like it, that`s his/her problem, not IAB`s.
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Female 3,727
ABOUT DAMN TIME! WOOHOO for Fancy!

FANCYLAD for president! Quick...someone go find Pabasa...
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Male 2,345
if a gallery like this of women was posted every girl on here would lose their poo...on with the double standard!
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Female 836
So... interesting most people are "ahem" supposedly grossed out by this even though we see similar photos of women all the time and don`t think twice about it.
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Male 554
DUDE, WHERE THE drat IS THE NSFW!@_@ i needz eye bleach...
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Male 2,586
*wagging little finger gesture*
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Female 709
GROSS
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Female 87
ummm.... ew.
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Female 682
hee hee.....
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Male 656
daaaaaaaaaaaaaam
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Male 637
I`d prefer the backside in speedos. But that`s just me. Yes, I said it. Also, some of those bulges are ridiculous to the point of hilarity.
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Female 3,828
At first i was like " about damn time, im getting sick of all the woman in bikinis posts.." then i saw the bulge thing, and almost snorted diet coke out my nose.

Another great post, iab! keep em coming!
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Female 91
Why? Modern day codpieces.
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Female 171
looool these are just hilarious.but i appreciate the effort!
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Male 252
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Male 2,332
Damn these people that are in better shape than me! :p
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Female 275
Have always appreciated a good banana hammock.
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Male 75
disturbing....
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Female 2,927
other than the obviously stuffed suits- ABOUT DAMN TIME!}-)
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Male 48
one word. tissue. that is all.....
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Female 169
This finally applies...: fake and gay.
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Male 620
posting in thread, hitting your page to artificially inflate numbers for something a select minority want.
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Female 798
NICE!
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Male 390
eewww....talk about banana hammock!
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Male 43
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Female 4,447
FINALLY! I was about ready to give up.
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Male 594
Dear people of I-Am-Bored.com,

Thank you for catering to my fetish.

Yours sincerely,
Edi

P.S. YUM.
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Male 773
I`m scared to click on it.
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Female 838
It would be better without the fake packages, but nice bodies though!
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Female 204
If you get past the first fifty, the rest are more "normal" looking. Worth it.
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Male 25,416
For all the woman who complained about all the soft porn for the men, i guess this ones for you!
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Female 1,380
Link: Men In Bulging Tight Speedos, That Is All [Rate Link] - Ladies (and some of you guys), you asked for this. The proof will be in the page hits...
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