Meet The iPad Developers: Message To Mac Customer

Submitted by: regalia13 6 years ago in Tech

True use of the iPad.
There are 38 comments:
Male 56
AND YOU USE IT TO SPLOOGE ON!
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Male 79
the guy was making a Jonathan Ive impression, is that really so hard to understand?
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Male 5,617
ROFL!!!!!

115 lbs!!!!
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Female 582
"What the hell`s going on with that first guy`s accent?? O_o"

UH, seriously?? Someone, please tell me this is just really bad internet sarcasm or a troll....

*Sigh* His accent is British because he`s from the United Kingdom / England, Wales, Scotland, & Northern Ireland. He sounds like he`s from London, the capital.
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Male 423
I didn`t get it until the end.
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Female 221
the blonde woman was in a fancy catz video
i recognize her yelling anywhere
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Male 7
He says "you...filthy pigs"
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Male 187
What the hell`s going on with that first guy`s accent?? O_o
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Male 151
what does the guy say at the end ???
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Male 1,929
Why was that poo accent necessary???
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Male 12,138
Fat American bloke has the worst imitation English accent I`ve ever heard, and that`s saying something. Though, it probably sounds pitch-perfect to him and his buddies when it pulls it out at parties.

That was painful to listen to.
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Male 25,416
FANTASTIC
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Male 3,463
Pieces of technology I have watched porn on: Laptop, desktop, mother`s desktop, tried on my phone but required more memory than it could support, my Wii, my friend`s Wii, and my NintendoDSi.

The only other piece of technology that I could view porn on is my PS3, but with all the other options available, why bother?
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Female 15,763
They act like jacking off isn`t an honorary reason for technology to exist!
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Male 167
@LazyMe484
Yay someone else knows it too!
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Female 29
somebody out there`s, don`t remember what their name is, developing a converter that converts flash into javascript that can be viewed on ipod / ipad / iphone / iliveacrossyourhouseiloveyou.

so porn`s possible now.
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Male 89
Its not protected from fluids?... oh crap...
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Male 17
yeah it would be FANTASTIC for porn videos

...if it had flash
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Female 35
"Puts all this time and energy into making some revolutionary product and you use it to spooge on!"

LMAO
Spooge-my new word.
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Male 10,440
[quote] The internet is really really great
For porn
I`ve got a fast connection so I don`t have to wait
For porn ... [/quote]

So grab your d*ck and double click for porn porn pooooorn.
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Male 10,440
[quote] Well, what else could you use it for??! [/quote]

Nothing. Just porn.
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Male 452
Before someone says "But the iPad can`t run Flash" pause, and consider that the iPod doesn`t run Flash, but it can run the video in its pure format. In other words, if it`s Flash based, you will probably be able to watch it.... Just not using Flash.
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Male 350
Dude. I never thought of that. All I need is (1) an iPad and (2) some quality photos of my girlfriend`s friends :D
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Male 38,511
I didn`t know the IPad could do that!



where can I get an IPorn?
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Male 497
The internet is for ... XD
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Male 15,510
The same goes with any device that can connect to the Internet
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Male 422
Well, what else could you use it for??!
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Male 583
"I weighed 115 lbs before this thing started!!!"...........hehe woman obesity is funny
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Male 3,322
The internet is really really great
For porn
I`ve got a fast connection so I don`t have to wait
For porn
Huh?
There`s always some new site,
For porn!
I browse all day and night
For porn!
It`s like I`m surfing at the speed of light
For porn!
Trekkie!

The internet is for porn
The internet is for porn,
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn
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Male 203
"It f**king pisses me off!"

lol
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Male 15,832
They forgot Rule 34.
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Male 22
...if only there weren`t any pr0n apps on the App Store
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Male 833
more like the iAmAGiantMacFanBoyWarningSystem. alerts everyone in your general vicinity that you have unnatural feelings and desires towards a brand of computers and other electronic gadets based solely on a small company logo that is on it.
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Male 774
Sounds like someone needs a reality check.
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Male 1,378
LOL.
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Male 233
funnier than i expected
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Male 2,229
LOL
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Female 212
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