Lightning Kills Woman Just Before Fiance Proposes

Submitted by: Pooptart19 6 years ago

Sometimes the universe is beautiful, and other times it"s amazingly cruel.
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Male 1,360
close escape, and maybe the ring atracted the lightning
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Female 166
I can`t even begin to imagine how hard that would suck.
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Male 189
There is a God!!! And he is merciful!
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Male 4,594
I bet the dude talked her into peeing on an electric fence, then made up the lightening story.
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Male 1,610
[quote]Which means, any lightning strike within 10 kilometers is enetering through your cranium and exiting through your arse.[/quote]

I might be misinformed, but doesn`t lightning shoot up, so it would be up through your arse and out through you cranium? She was ass-raped by God!

[quote]I wonder if her last words were "Don`t tase me, bro!"[/quote]

IDK why but I loled.
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Male 193
I wonder if her last words were "Don`t tase me, bro!"
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Female 877
@Django: i was about to say the same thing dammit xD

and look at how he looks indifferent and in another article the bastard says "i think she wants me to move on and be happy" wtf? how about feeling a little grief?

btw i just remembered and got creeped out: there was a comic book about two friends who look just like them! the boy keeps asking the girl out but she refuses and in the end he kills her and make it look like an accident :s
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Male 75
he defenetly killed her after she said no.
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Male 230
I think he killed her and made it look like a lightning strike.
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Female 1,682
This is just...so f*cking depressing. I mean can you imagine that :/ Thats awful. I feel so bad for the guy.
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Female 3,828
LOL davy. i thought the same thing- people this stupid should not be allowed to procreate.
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Male 225
this is God`s way of saying not to get married. He should just find some woman he is going to hate in 5 years and give her his house.
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Male 12,138
[quote]That Blows!!! But why would you go out in the rain in the middle of a field? [/quote]
Field? Field would be OK. It`s called Bald Mountain. Cause it`s a mountain, that is bald. Which means, any lightning strike within 10 kilometers is enetering through your cranium and exiting through your arse.

Like I said, I have sympathy, but only up to a point. That point being the border-crossing somewhere between the towns of "Goodwill" and "F*cking Stupidity".
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Male 1,625
That Blows!!! But why would you go out in the rain in the middle of a field?
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Female 126
You do realize poor guy is going to be too traumatized to ever want to propose ever again :(
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Male 3,756
mvangild, you just made it so.
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Female 351
Wow, I live in Knoxville! How did I miss this?! I work too much...
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Male 1,136
I would say "shoulda had verison" but i`d probably get struck down sooo.... That`s terrible!
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Male 527
I gotta feel sorry for the poor guy. He was doing this stuff for her, going to ask her to marry him, then it`s all taken away. Yeah, they shouldn`t have been hiking in a thunderstorm, and they shouldn`t have been walking along the top of the bald, effectively making themselves the tallest points for miles, it doesn`t mean it`s any less tragic. If anything, it`s more so because it was completely preventable. So, to all of you who either decided to make jokes at their expense because you decided to pass judgement on their intelligence, or to you who think this was a great opportunity to use this story to advance your beliefs on the fallacy of religion, all I can say is I hope you think your post was worth it.
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Male 423
Angelmassb

Get off of i-a-b if you can`t say anything nice.
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Female 387
@ fabarati
Here is one of the definitions of Irony from Merriam-Webster:
3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result

That isn`t what happened here?? This was supposed to be a good memory for the both of them and just as he was about to ask her to marry him, she exclaims how much she enjoys thunder storms and is struck by lightning resulting in her death. Pretty ironic to me.
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Female 467
wow thats freaky
god did it
:O
he struck her down
she shouldnt have said she wanted to grab the sun
the sun is gods. leave it alone to drat.
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Male 15,510
Your God did it
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Male 3,482
[quote]"Well.. that sure brightened my day. Thanks"
Brightened hers too.
Briefly.
Then it got crispy.[/quote]
WOW... I feel horrible for laughing, but DAMN that was funny...

Also, I`m led to believe that this post was one of Pmarren`s many "coming out" moments when he reveals to everyone that he hates women almost as much as he hates cats.

Seriously, all the others that made insensitive comments at least tried to be funny about it (except maybe Paco). Then he comes along...
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Male 85
PacoP42, I`M the sickest most twisted bastard I`ve ever met and I even I can`t laugh at this one.
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Male 1,064
Haha if he wouldn`t have wasted 15 minutes doing a fail CPR then she mighta lived. Or maybe she said no and he dawdled on purpose?
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Male 415
That SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
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Male 23
That is so incredibly f u c k e d up. But dumb to keep on going in a storm up a treeless hill
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Male 165
That was incredibly cruel, Lion... can you imagine how must it feel?
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Male 1,610
Lesson: Don`t propose on a large, treeless hill during a thunderstorm.
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Male 496
Lol Lionhart, too true :D
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Male 8,302
Alternate Headline: Man Proposes, GF Says No Way Ever Dork, He Loses It And Tazers Her to Death Then Comes Up With Convenient Explanation For Cops.
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Male 8,302
> Sometimes the universe is beautiful, and other times it`s amazingly cruel

You forgot "and sometimes its sense of humor is frakkin priceless!"
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Female 3,598
|-(
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Female 2,352
Never trust a mountain with four names. .
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Male 294
The upside of course, is that Zeus saved him from the horrible let down of married life...

GO ZEUS!
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Male 820
[quote]Sometimes the universe is beautiful, and other times it`s amazingly cruel.[/quote]

Sometimes it`s both
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Male 1,931
It is sad, but people die from more random things every day.
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Male 454
That sucks.
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Male 246
Crazy, huh?
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Male 12,138
There`s only so much sympathy I can muster on this one... I mean, who thought it would be a good idea to go hiking up a 4600ft mountain in heavy rain (potentailly with thunderstorms)? I mean, it`s not a great idea at the best of times, but at least any lightning will normally hit the tallest thing around, such as buildings, spires, trees or even tall bushes. Except that this mountain had no such thing. The clue`s in the name: [quote]It`s called Max Patch F*cking BALD Mountain![/quote]
Forgive me, but my sympathy is akin to two hikers having the following convo:

"Wanna go hiking?"

"Sure. Where should we go?"

"Hey, how about we hike the Grizzly Bear Limb Dismemberment Trail!"

"Sound swell! But under what conditions should we tackle it?"

"I know! We`ll do it the week after all the cubs have been born!"

---------------

Tragic? Yes. All that smart? No.
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Male 1,240
@MrsHoneyDew: It`s not ironic in the least.
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Male 49
don`t be sad guy! now she is a sun-beam with jesus!
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Male 355
did he at least make out with her before she got cold.
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Male 953
"Maybe they both worked on the railways together, and she we just a better conductor. "

Awe man... that`s just wrong...funny... but wrong. :P
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Male 12,138
Was that the sound of a horn from a train at the start of the clip?

Maybe they both worked on the railways together, and she we just a better conductor.
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Male 606
Talk about sparks!!...I think God was saving her B/c he looks like a potential Serial Murderer.
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Male 153
Poor guy...dang...life is what it is, full of tragedy and full of bundles of dumbasses. This forum proves that...
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Male 4,594
@sirrix - LOL!
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Male 25,416
Poor guy!
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Female 93
Oh no :/
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Male 37,888
It just doesn`t pay to be a good person. They always die.
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Female 387
Also, what is wrong with you, pmarren?
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Male 210
@pmarren: She was one of those annoying people who would constantly shuffle around on carpet with wool socks and... ZAP.
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Male 690
Everything is Terrible
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Male 5,194
Bawwww!
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Male 567
"Honey? we`ve been together awhile now an...zzZZMAaaaaaaCKKK................Oh Crap
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Female 387
That`s so freaking sad and ironic. :(
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Male 4,594
God smites the bitch. She must have done something REAL bad in her past.
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Male 976
If God/Zeus tells you she`s not the one....SHE`S NOT THE ONE!!
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Male 36,301
Very sad, bad things happening to good people.
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Female 4,039
If you see this guy coming at you with a ring in the future, run.
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Male 1,240
That`s almost too cruel to be true.

And that journalist narrator has a very annoying and inappropriate voice/tone. He seemed almost... happy when he started.
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Female 1,515
That`s so sad, I don`t even know what to say :\
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Male 4,807
"PoonHat"
"Well.. that sure brightened my day. Thanks"
Brightened hers too.
Briefly.
Then it got crispy.


I`m going to burn in hell for laughing at your remark, aren`t I !
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Female 1,172
That`s so sad.
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Female 3,001
awwww no :(
this is drastically sad...
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Female 965
""Well.. that sure brightened my day. Thanks"
Brightened hers too.
Briefly.
Then it got crispy."

I really shouldn`t have laughed!
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Male 1,239
That guy must have some bad karma big-time.
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Male 31
HAHAHA
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Male 38
Similar thing here.
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Male 194
"Well.. that sure brightened my day. Thanks"
Brightened hers too.
Briefly.
Then it got crispy.
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Female 171
:[
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Male 2,552
:-( Sad. :-(
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Female 934
I feel so bad for that poor guy.
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Female 965
Poor guy. :-( Way to depress me, IAB.
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Male 4,807
Well.. that sure brightened my day. Thanks
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Male 6,694
Well, I guess it wasn`t meant to be.
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Male 15,510
God has such a weird sense of humor sometimes
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Male 5,314
that`s f*cking horrible.
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Male 2,440
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