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Date: 06/30/10 09:34 AM

102 Responses to John Cleese: Soccer Vs Football

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    June 30, 2010 at 8:54 am
    Link: John Cleese: Soccer Vs Football - Cleese schools us dummies on the not-so-subtle differences between football and football.
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    fr3ck0 Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 9:42 am
    Rugby League trumps all forms of "football" as a spectacle sport.....easily..
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 9:42 am
    of course he would side with soccer
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    DrMambo Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 9:44 am
    My understanding of "soccer" is that it was originally an Oxford University term for "asSOCiation football" to distinguish it from another type of football - rugby football (sometimes called "rugger".) Apparently debating what is and isn`t football is nothing new.
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    edana42 Female 50-59
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    June 30, 2010 at 9:48 am
    "4 seconds of .... action & then the only genuine creative activity invlolved is a beer commercial:

    sounds like sex with my husband LOL
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 9:49 am
    Bitch bitch bitch. What happened to that old guy? He used to be funny.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 9:53 am
    I`d rather watch Ross from FRIENDS play rugby than any form of football.
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    MrWilliams Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 9:55 am
    What a moron.

    Why didn`t he mention the 90+ minutes of "pansy flopping" you get when watching soccer.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 9:56 am
    AMEN. I hope is clear for you now.
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    madest Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Yeah. Looks like John Cleese had his funny bone amputated. Get up old man. Too good for stand-up?
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    izzylovesian Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:12 am
    you know? i was saying pretty much the exact same thing the other day, when the group C final matches were on, as americans dont seem to understand that football is played with their feet, not their hands
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    vampyre459 Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:18 am
    heey, I put this in >_>
    Oh well, it`s still funny.
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    yes_finn Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:20 am
    LOL @ edana42
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:22 am
    Ohhhhhhh dear.
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    leenjo69 Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:22 am
    he is right,american twats.
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    mic_bastid Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:26 am
    Football.... its called football and hes saying americans are uncreative. all I have to say is vuvuzelas

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. oh did someone score no zzzzzzzz
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    Chojiro Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:29 am
    I`m not surprised many Americans would not find this funny.
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    tvremote Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:30 am
    Looks like he didn`t even bother to look up the rules to football when he said only one person on each team is allowed to kick the ball. Actually, anyone at anytime in football can kick the ball, but it never happens because it`s pointless. But if you are running down the field and decide to kick it and it goes through the uprights you get 2 points.
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:30 am
    I don`t think anyone would buy Halo/Call of Duty/etc if they played for four hours and lost 2 kills to 1...

    We like short bursts of intense action rather than prolonged courtship dances. I don`t see how that`s difficult to understand... That`s why nobody watches baseball anymore yet the popularity of Tennis is rising.

    And we call it football because it pisses the rest of the world off, we love that kind-of poo. There`s nothing that makes us laugh more than when someone flips out over spelling it "Color" or "Trunk."

    America is essentially the punky rascal brother that just does silly stuff to piss people off, and we LOVE IT.
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    -LuckyDucky- Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:31 am
    Okay, enough is enough. American football is a variation of Rugby football. Back in the day when it was a little tricky to get information all the way across the Atlantic, we simply made our own rules and kept the name football. It`s a historical name. PLEASE, British people, leave us alone.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:34 am
    My understanding of "soccer" is that it was originally an Oxford University term for "asSOCiation football" to distinguish it from another type of football - rugby football (sometimes called "rugger".) Apparently debating what is and isn`t football is nothing new.

    Making a new form of the sport and just calling it `football` is, though. Variants have been called by different names. Hence the rugby football variant being called `rugby`. So for clarity it would be better if American football had a different name. Yaleball, maybe. A quick look indicates that the rules of the game come mostly from Yale, like the rules of rugby come from Rugby. Or maybe just `Ameriball`, as it`s so strongly associated with the USA.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:41 am
    Or we could go back to the earliest known form of football, which had no pitch, hardly any rules, as many players as turned up and often contained as much fighting as football. It was declared illegal a number of times, but remained popular anyway.
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    boredomking Male 13-17
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:50 am
    he`s a trolla!
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:59 am
    4 stars before watching, just cause it`s Cleese. And Angilion, I liked your persuasive argument that a more sensible alternate name for the sport would be Assball!

    Cleese does have a point though... as much as I love American Football (though why the hell is the season so short?), there is only 11 minutes of actual sporting action in an average game, which lasts something around three hours.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    June 30, 2010 at 11:00 am
    @vampyre459 ... yeah, it happens like that to me...all the time. I submit but someone beats me to it so then I get an email telling me what a dumbass I am `cause this has "already been posted"

    But this is my first post approved. The others were FAR too racy ... or just un-funny.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    June 30, 2010 at 11:01 am
    edana42

    HA! I think YOU win this thread!
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 11:22 am
    what a load of chit. I played American football since I was little up through D-I College. the plays are extremely complex and take a great deal of mental ability to understand. I promise you, a futbol player would not be able to understand American football. the plays are kept short by the nature of the game, LONG before sponsors the plays were short. A person can only run so far before they are CAUGHT by the DEFENSE...also, if the plays went on too long people would get injured much more quickly.

    I played Rugby also while living in Kenya and that game while fun is nowhere near as violent or as hard as American football. i ran over people left and right and to my displeasure was informed that ONLY ONE PERSON ON THE PTICH CAN BE HIT AT A TIME-the person with the ball. what a load...

    American football is called FOOTBALL because 100 years ago the ball was so large and heavy the only way to advance it forward w/o running it was to KICK THE DAMN THING.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 11:24 am
    American football is called such because the ball used to be very large and very heavy and you could not throw it. you had to kick the damn ball...thus FOOTBALL is the correct name as the ball is still kicked many times during the game.

    FIFA sucks ass and this world cup proves it with their asstastical refs...
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 11:25 am
    At Soccer vs Football.... A new Flame war topic has been created since the world cup.

    Wait a second.... "The world cup" is not a "CUP" at all! is it!!




    So as soon as it becomes what they say it is them I will continue to call the game SOCCER.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 11:27 am
    @a1butcher:

    That`s a cup, with the world in it.
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    fiizok Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 11:28 am
    Cleese`s line "...the Dick Cheney version of creativity..." really did make me laugh out loud. Thank you, Mr. Cleese!
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    macelaru Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 11:32 am
    funny and true:)))
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 11:40 am
    auburnjunky>> "That`s a cup, with the world in it."

    LOL, looks like either a statue with the world on it back or a very expensive butt plug.
    I`ll just go with the latter.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 11:41 am
    Well when I was a kid Tues. and Thurs. was soccer and Fri. or Sat was football.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 11:51 am
    he does have a point
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    kairobert Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 11:55 am
    It`s Handegg now, not Football. It is not perfect but it makes more sense than Football.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 11:55 am
    If Cleese says it, it`s true.
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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    Jamie76 when the plays are broken down they are NOT complex at all. It`s basically Pavlovian - the QB shouts the play, the player knows what he has to do and where to go at that time. It is all just learned behaviour rigourously drilled into the player`s heads. There is very little margin for inspirational play and split-second decisiveness. Wait until the World Cup is over and look at the highlights, it will probably have loads of action from the Brazilians who are famous for their brilliant inspired style.

    Anyway, American Football and Football are both NOTHING compared to Rugby. You are just a sad old idiot who thinks being trained like a dog is the zenith of sporting achievement.
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    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
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    June 30, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    Was that supposed to inform me or something?
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    oxyl Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    well played sir
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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    a1butcher - the ORIGINAL trophy WAS a cup, which is where the name came from. However it was stolen and probably sold off to those `cash4gold` scoundrels. Still, World Cup/World Trophy still makes a LOT more sense than the World SERIES... (I know America likes to think it is the world, but NO) Don`t try and justify it by saying you once had a Mexican team and a Canadian team play in the World Series - they`re basically suburbs of the USA anyway.
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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    I`ve played rugby for years, so football and american football do not excite me. I even played AF for a while for the Ipswich Cardinals but it just did not have the fluidity and excitement of rugby.

    One thing that I find funny is all the Americans saying soccer is crap and the World Cup is stupid, but you guys fail to see that you have the best FEMALE football team in the world! Women`s soccerfootball is not all that, but your women are better than your men on the pitches, bitches.
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    "It`s Handegg now, not Football. It is not perfect but it makes more sense than Football."

    From IAB user tvremote in another link:

    "Yeah let`s change rugby to handegg while we`re at it. And baseball should be ballbat. And cricket should also be ballbat. Baskettball is now handball. And handball is also handball. Tennis is now rackettball. Golf is now ballclub. Thank God we have Europeans to correct our silly American mistakes."

    Thank you, tvremote.
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    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    a1butcher your attempt at cleverness just failed. Originally in the world cup the prize was a cup (jules rimet trophy), but now its a different trophy as Brazil get to keep it for winning 3 times. So unless youre saying they should change the name because its no longer a cup... well youre silly then arent you.
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    bophus Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    slab-of-rage:

    Rugby is also called football, so i guess John Cleese`s argument would be the same for your sport.

    How do you feel about that?
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    Django Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    Yes, we love violent, quick, and flashy sports. We love to watch a good fight and we love our loud and brazen news/sports commentators. We love tits and ass everywhere in our beer commercials and we love our porn, but that doesn`t make us unimaginative imbeciles. Do you know who else likes violence, flashy commercials, and porn? Every man on the planet...except John Cleese apparently.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    @MikeyNiv... My statement fits nicely with the theme of this post.
    Its a dang TROPHY, not a cup!!
    Don`t take it to personally, mate!


    @slab-of-rage... Yea, I could never understand "The world series" or even "miss Universe" for that matter.
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    SillyBella Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    Funny cause he`s totally right.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    looks like either a statue with the world on it back or a very expensive butt plug.
    I`ll just go with the latter.
    LOL, awesome!
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    Django Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    Isn`t it a bit contradictory to call Americans uncreative and then compare football (soccer) to Jazz?
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    Micktrex Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    Pretty much sums up everything I think of American `football`. Seriously why is it called football?:S And what does soccer actually mean? Like where did that word physically come from?
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    well said
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    wutwutwut Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Why does nobody seem to realize that John Cleese is a COMEDIAN and this video is made to be seen as COMEDY and not taken seriously?
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    radoinc Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    @Django the difference is that besides porn and violence we like nice smart sports too.

    The stupid thing is that you Americans like it too and somehow you can`t admit it. Your team did incredibly well and most of you watched them and supported them. The most stupid thing to do now will be to turn your back at them because of one lost game. Mainly because they played well, with heart and like a men (unlike some particular otherwise great south american nations). Also they constantly improve. Maybe they lack some of the technique and experience of the best teams but hell, that`s things that one can learn. The important thing is that they have the attitude and will to win.
    I really enjoyed the game of USA team and hoped for their success, so don`t be stupid, do like me.
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    Billy62 Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    @Micktrex: I understand it was originally derived from the "soc" part of "association football"
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    Deft____Ones Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    Association football, gridiron football, rugby football... they`re all forms of football. Gridiron (American) football was popular in the US before association football so we called that soccer. A term we borrowed from... wait for it... the British.
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    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    @aibutcher, you asked why its called the world cup when its not a cup, and i explained why. now you have to call it football.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    that was meh!
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    Rugby is also called football, so i guess John Cleese`s argument would be the same for your sport.


    Rugby is never called football.

    It is sometimes called rugby football, but never just football.

    Your counter-argument would only apply if American football was only ever called American football or American, but never just football. Which is not the case.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    Pretty much sums up everything I think of American `football`. Seriously why is it called football?:S And what does soccer actually mean? Like where did that word physically come from?

    The modern (i.e last couple of centuries) game of football is played with the rules drawn up by the Football Association. Football played according to those rules became known as Association football. Which is obviously abbreviated to assball, but sadly people didn`t go with that and instead abbreviated it to `soc`. The second syllable was stuck on just because one syllable wasn`t enough.

    A variation of football developed in which picking up the ball was allowed. That was associated with Rugby, a famous English school, and became called Rugby football, shortened to Rugby, and forked off from football, becoming increasingly different.

    American football is a fork from rugby. It would be more consistent to call it yale or maybe yaleball.

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    AlANeptune Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    We don`t call it football because we took the second part of the original British title of "Rugby Football" as the name for our football, seeing how it is not actually rugby.
    And to John Cleese: Ever hear of Basketball? Cause that`s pretty much strategy. And also, America (in general) just doesn`t like soccer. It`s rather alot like Tennis, it goes back and forth constantly between teams and few people here watch it. Only difference: there are MORE SCORES IN TENNIS. Believe it or not, we watch entertainment to be entertained, and if that means there needs to be more going on, that`s probably because we actually aren`t talking to eachother in the stands about the weather and "how`s the misses." We actually care about sports, here. GEAT OHVA ET!!
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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    sorry bophus, but you`re on a wrong`un there. Rugby is not called football. Sometimes it is called `rugby football` and some teams have `RFC` after them (rugby football club) but your arguement fails flat.

    You should try and look into Rugby, not just because it would stop you from making ill-informed comments, but because it is a very enjoyable game. If you want me to get REALLY picky about the `football` part of rugby football, I could tell you that more of the game of rugby is played using the feet than American football. Sure, you kick off, convert and punt - but that`s pretty much it. In rugby, kicking is a very tactical part of the game and a good kicker is an integral part of modern rugby, not just in penalty situations but as defence measures and attacking tactics. I have even seen tries scored from a player DRIBBLING a rugby ball over the line doing keep-ups.

    If I REALLY wanted to boil your noodle, I`d try and explain the differences between Rugby UNION and R
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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    oh django. Jazz is incredibly creative. It is spontaneous, evolutionary and when it is good you`ll never hear the same song played the same way twice.
    Sure, if you don`t understand it, it just seems like so much noise. American Football is more like a high school marching band playing `Louie Louie` whilst occaisionally stopping for radio ad breaks. All the musicians just play set roles, with no interpretation, individuality or excitement.
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    Berenice Female 13-17
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    I will gladly take my friends idea and call it handegg
  65. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    @A1BUTCHER. Until those fine green-skinned betentacled alien chicks from Glakkso-6Six are allowed to compete, Miss `Universe` is a farce.
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    simim23 Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    But I love watching Monday Night Handegg games.
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    @slab-of-rage, please stop rage spamming the comments, it`s really annoying and no one genuinely cares what you think. Just remember, arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics. Even if you win, you`re still retarded. Have a nice day!
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    dontcare91 Male 13-17
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    June 30, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    he`s mad because we beat england in a tie 1-1
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    s8tan Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    HAHA told you sons a biatches ;)
    Kaplow!
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    I don`t insist on it, that`s just what everybody calls it.
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    inaria Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    Err...how is soccer so much more "smart/creative" compared to football? Seriously I don`t understand. The two styles of play-making are completely different. Or is it because soccer players use fancy ball-kicking skills, that`s somehow more creative??
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    This whole pile on the stupidity of American football thing is getting old.

    You know how stupid we sound to you Brits for liking this sport? That`s how stupid you sound trying to debase it.

    It used to be almost all about the field goals. AKA kicking a ball through a goal. AKA football.

    The offensive coordinator suggests plays. The quarterback is left to decide whether or not to actually run it. This is based on what the defense is showing -- who`s possibly blitzing, who`s going to sit in a zone (and which zone), who`s playing man. Once he gets that figured out, he`ll either stick with the play or comb over the 900 pages of playbook he memorized to pick another one that would be more effective against this defense. He may also tweak specific routes and assign people to block for him instead of going out.

    He has to do all of this in 40 seconds.

    Obviously, this takes no brain power whatsoever.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    Err...how is soccer so much more "smart/creative" compared to football? Seriously I don`t understand. The two styles of play-making are completely different. Or is it because soccer players use fancy ball-kicking skills, that`s somehow more creative??

    No, it`s because American football is more planned than football. In football, players improvise a lot more. There are set plays used in some circumstances (e.g. a corner), but not in general play.
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    SLC77 Male 13-17
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    June 30, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    what a bitter sounding man.
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    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    That guy is a genius, i love and always have loved his work
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    disasterfl Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    I just got the urge to kill. Soccer is creative because the players are also actors... I can see that.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    @ slab-of-rage... I agree.. a farce it is, my dear sir, a farce it is.
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    inaria Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 9:53 pm
    @Angillion I agree with you on that, but I don`t think it makes football any less creative. Football is just a more strategic sport. You can still watch amazingly creative plays. (Sorry I keep saying football for American football and soccer for european football because it`s annoying to type american football everytime >.>)

    If I see football as a military battlefront (in terms of offensive vs. defensive strategy) then soccer would be more like...a brawl.
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    inaria Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    Oh! Not that there`s anything wrong with that! Cause I can get into watching both sports! Until a soccer player dives then it ruins it for me. Sigh.

    Oh and <3 John Cleese
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    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    He obviously doesn`t understand football at all.
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    thebandit Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    its awesome to be criticized by somebody who thinks walking in abnormal fashion should be considered comedy.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:48 pm
    Soccer is boring as hell, The scores are usually rather low, There is no video replay to keep the referees from making bad calls, And is full of players willing to fake injuries.

    Football (American) is exciting because either team has the potential to score on every play, There is a lot of strategy involved, And there is room for individual excellence.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    July 1, 2010 at 12:06 am
    vv Agree with you on the detractions of Soccer Crakr, not so much on the superiority of Gridiron... the exact same pro`s could be said of football (though I`ll give you that American Football IS more strategic than Soccer, which is the main reason I enjoy it immensely).

    Three things for me detract from enjoying American Football to its fullest:
    1) There`s about 11 minutes of actual action in a game that takes about 3 hours to play out. Granted, that action is very explosive, but 11 minutes is kinda woeful.
    2) The season is so short, its gay. September till Jan-Feb? At least they play soccer year-round, I get bored with watching repeats of old superbowls.
    3) There`s a lot of pussying around in American Football too... like when one team gets ahead then gayly running the clock on offense, all the while the other time has to go to the air to make up the difference, and it`s so easy to shut them down with cover plays on defence.
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    grahamm Male 18-29
    249 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:09 am
    @CrakRjack

    Football (American) is boring as hell, The teams just take it in turns to score, They have video replay to keep the referees from adding controversy which is always fun, And is full of players willing to take steroids.

    Football (English) is exciting because either team has the potential to score on every play, There is a lot of strategy involved, And there is room for individual excellence.

    yeaaaaaah
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    handys003 Male 50-59
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    July 1, 2010 at 12:17 am
    Won`t argue on the commercial pov. It`s freaking ridiculous. However don`t think they wouldn`t find a way to cut into a soccer match every 3 minutes.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    July 1, 2010 at 12:18 am
    Having said all that, I`m an Americophile (if that`s not a word, then I just made it up there now). Best sports experience I ever had was watching a high-school football game in Oklahoma years back. The bands, the cheerleaders, the patriotism, the beers and hot-dogs, the star players that stood out. The whole thing was a wonderful piece of cultural Americana, I loved every second of it, sincerely.

    I, for one, enjoy the World Cup as much as I enjoy the NFL. Both sports have their merits, it shouldn`t be a "one is better than the other" thing, they`re just different.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    July 1, 2010 at 12:18 am
    Also, to any fellow Europeans who says that American Football is gay because they wear pads, try playing it sometime. It`s f*cking hardcore. Once upon a time I played Right Outside Linebacker for the Carrickfergus Knights, a small-time Irish team. And I got maimed almost every week, and I was the guy DOING the hitting!
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:29 am
    Is it time to stir things up some more by mentioning how Australian Rules Football is tougher and just plain better than every other kind?
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 5:27 am
    well....i enjoyed cleese`s humor until now....he could`ve done this in a much less....ranting...form....but whatevs....
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    Broky Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 5:37 am
    AFL > ALL
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    pariahnola Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 6:02 am
    OI don`t give a damn about what John Cleese says or what the rest of the world says! I still love American football, and I love my New Orleans Saints!! I don" under stand soccer or "football" as they call it and I don`t really care to! It just doesn`t appeal to me. And the whole argument of what we call football and what the rest of the world calls football is just semantics and a pointless argument at that! Which I am sure John Cleese is use to being in pointless arguments lol..........I loved that sketch by the way, it`s one of my favorite from Monty Python
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    Tisjokar Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 6:34 am
    He raises some good points :P
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 6:35 am
    Football, American Football, soccer
    whatever, they all suck ass.
    Least funny thing i`ve ever seen John Cleese do.
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    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:57 am
    Well SOMEBODY has his panties in a wad.
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    toqr Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 8:11 am
    +3
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    jr1 Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 9:36 am
    Ha ha . John Cleese FTW
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    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 10:23 am
    Ok, now I am bored. They are both football.

    American football, Association football (soccer), Rugby union football, Rugby league football, Aussie rules football, Gaelic football, they are all variants of football.

    Personally I think both Soccer and American football are both gay as hell and would far rather watch Rugby Union. More strategy and more action by far.
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    Skythe Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 11:46 am
    I`m an American, and I support this message.
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    cman7721 Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    the fact that he uses creativity as the basis for his argument just makes him look retarded...he has obviously never seen or heard of a "playbook"
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    CurlybackJoe Male 18-29
    222 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    "Personally I think both Soccer and American football are both gay as hell and would far rather watch Rugby Union. More strategy and more action by far."

    Oh HELL YEAH !!! :D
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    "the fact that he uses creativity as the basis for his argument just makes him look retarded...he has obviously never seen or heard of a "playbook""

    Um...this isn`t debate class. John Cleese is a comedian. And American Football is the most boring fcuking sport in existence. Besides Cricket.
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    elip13 Male 18-29
    1 post
    July 2, 2010 at 11:23 am
    football is called football with foot being a measurement rather than your literal foot u non-nice individual which totally makes sense and makes u sound like an jackass

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