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Date: 06/12/10 08:05 AM

43 Responses to Japanese Subway Sign [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 7:33 am
    Link: Japanese Subway Sign - If you`ve ever been on public transportation in America, you`d wish this sign was posted there too.
  2. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 8:13 am
    Thank you, sign, for telling us where babies come from. What was the point?
  3. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 8:16 am
    My oh my, they must spend a looong time on the trains in Japan. ( 9 months is my guess)
  4. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 8:16 am
    the boner guy needs to be behind the lady (or guy?) giving birth
  5. Profile photo of Tehorn
    Tehorn Male 18-29
    53 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 8:20 am
    why does the man get pregnant? Oo
  6. Profile photo of eclsage
    eclsage Male 18-29
    92 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 8:36 am
    haha oh wow until i read the comments i thought the last icon was someone taking a poo...
  7. Profile photo of togoth
    togoth Male 13-17
    129 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 8:46 am
    in japen instead sex ed they send em down the subway...
  8. Profile photo of ulookstupid
    ulookstupid Female 18-29
    81 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 9:03 am
    Someone please tell me that there is a subway-related explanation for this! Or is all public transportation labor-friendly in Japan?
  9. Profile photo of rockinkitty
    rockinkitty Female 18-29
    46 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 9:06 am
    alright i bet they have sex on trains all the time :D
  10. Profile photo of wamellx
    wamellx Male 13-17
    22 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 9:17 am
    The signs are for priority seating on Japan`s metro trains.

    1. Person with injured arm.
    2. Person holding a child.
    3. Pregnant woman.
    4. Person with injured leg.

    Source: http://tinyurl.com/2fdjjma
  11. Profile photo of CinematicD
    CinematicD Female 18-29
    239 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 9:52 am
    the man is having the baby?
  12. Profile photo of xRazer
    xRazer Male 13-17
    40 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 9:55 am
    Some person had a twisted sense of humor when they made this.
  13. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
    224 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 10:03 am
    wait a second... the person sitting down had a boner, and then proceeded to get pregnant... very tricky japan, very tricky
  14. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 10:18 am
    And when that doesn`t work out as planned, they sell hintai at the train station :)
  15. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 10:26 am
    OH LAWD
  16. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 10:32 am
    "The signs are for priority seating on Japan`s metro trains.

    1. Person with injured arm.
    2. Person holding a child.
    3. Pregnant woman.
    4. Person with injured leg. "

    Yea Japan can say what they want but why is the "injured arm" drawn so low and why is the person with an "injured leg" pregnant? They knew what they were doing!
  17. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    Its-ah so a-strange-ah -,-
  18. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    So, in Japan:
    -If you sit on the train with a hard-on
    -A microwave emitting little person will sit on it
    -And reverse impregnate you
    -Causing you to give birth before the train stops.

    Better get some condoms before getting on the express to Shinjuku...
  19. Profile photo of Night1ord
    Night1ord Male 18-29
    20 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    "The signs are for priority seating on Japan`s metro trains."

    only `shopped. The original are much more clear.
    http://tinyurl.com/2fdwyjz
  20. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    There are enough crazy things in Japan, why are we now photoshopping stuff to make them look more crazy?
  21. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    Night1ord, much better. I don`t even need an explanation for that picture :)
  22. Profile photo of Bananananana
    Bananananana Female 13-17
    80 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    I like how the one who gets the erection is also the one who gives birth.
  23. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    Thankyou Night1ord!
  24. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    AW COMEON!!
  25. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    This was on Yahoo months ago.
  26. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    hahahahahaha how can he have the baby?!?!?!
    and it looks like he did a little boy D:
    oh my goodness
  27. Profile photo of izzielee
    izzielee Female 18-29
    94 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    what??
  28. Profile photo of AlANeptune
    AlANeptune Female 18-29
    264 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    ????????????????????????????????
  29. Profile photo of PreoSmo
    PreoSmo Female 18-29
    472 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 11:22 pm
    He had sex, ate the child, and pooped it out?
  30. Profile photo of Aerophyre
    Aerophyre Male 18-29
    177 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 11:27 pm
    My head just exploded. No joke.
  31. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 11:42 pm
    ... it looks like child sex/ man mother is goin on here...
  32. Profile photo of glowe
    glowe Male 18-29
    24 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 12:05 am
    do not have a noisy belly?
  33. Profile photo of amonamarth20
    amonamarth20 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 4:13 am
    so wait let me get this straight

    1. a persons head pops out of his crotch
    2. the person is full out and sitting on top
    3. he then eats the person
    4. he then poos them out

    thats crazy and impossible!
  34. Profile photo of ha1b
    ha1b Male 13-17
    72 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 7:59 am
    oooh I get it!
    1: He has a boner
    2: He has sex
    3: She`s pregnant
    4: She`s giving birth.
  35. Profile photo of AndrewNelson
    AndrewNelson Male 18-29
    14 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 9:21 am
    So the same figure that has an erection is also giving birth at the end?
  36. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 11:20 am
    Maybe it`s assigned seating?

    Row 1 - men with boners
    Row 2 - pedophiles
    row 3 - knocked up chicks
    row 4 - you ower for TWO tickets!
  37. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    riigghhhtt!
  38. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    no
    1. boner
    2. drats a child
    3.immaculate conception (coz its a man)
    4. jesus is reborn
  39. Profile photo of Zolaki
    Zolaki Male 18-29
    69 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    i truly wish this sign was in america. this is why the japanese are so successful at everything! They`re so blunt!
  40. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 9:53 am
    I wonder how many japanese women have given birth in the subway...
  41. Profile photo of mchudson
    mchudson Female 18-29
    67 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    men have babies in Japan?!?!??!?! HAHAHAHA
  42. Profile photo of ddaq89
    ddaq89 Male 30-39
    168 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    The problem I have with that sign is that it`s got green borders. No red slash through the pic means to me that these things are ok to do
  43. Profile photo of Paigala123
    Paigala123 Female 13-17
    53 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    ahaha. I was thought the last one was someone pooping out a weird shaped turd

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