Japanese Subway Sign [Pic]

Submitted by: domisgood 6 years ago Funny

If you"ve ever been on public transportation in America, you"d wish this sign was posted there too.
There are 43 comments:
Female 53
ahaha. I was thought the last one was someone pooping out a weird shaped turd
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Male 168
The problem I have with that sign is that it`s got green borders. No red slash through the pic means to me that these things are ok to do
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Female 67
men have babies in Japan?!?!??!?! HAHAHAHA
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Female 1,623
I wonder how many japanese women have given birth in the subway...
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Male 69
i truly wish this sign was in america. this is why the japanese are so successful at everything! They`re so blunt!
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Female 467
no
1. boner
2. drats a child
3.immaculate conception (coz its a man)
4. jesus is reborn
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Male 25,416
riigghhhtt!
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Male 37,910
Maybe it`s assigned seating?

Row 1 - men with boners
Row 2 - pedophiles
row 3 - knocked up chicks
row 4 - you ower for TWO tickets!
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Male 14
So the same figure that has an erection is also giving birth at the end?
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Male 72
oooh I get it!
1: He has a boner
2: He has sex
3: She`s pregnant
4: She`s giving birth.
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Male 250
so wait let me get this straight

1. a persons head pops out of his crotch
2. the person is full out and sitting on top
3. he then eats the person
4. he then poos them out

thats crazy and impossible!
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Male 24
do not have a noisy belly?
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Male 2,748
... it looks like child sex/ man mother is goin on here...
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Male 177
My head just exploded. No joke.
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Female 472
He had sex, ate the child, and pooped it out?
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Female 264
????????????????????????????????
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Female 94
what??
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Female 414
hahahahahaha how can he have the baby?!?!?!
and it looks like he did a little boy D:
oh my goodness
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Female 448
This was on Yahoo months ago.
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Male 439
AW COMEON!!
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Male 36,543
Thankyou Night1ord!
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Female 80
I like how the one who gets the erection is also the one who gives birth.
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Female 798
Night1ord, much better. I don`t even need an explanation for that picture :)
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Female 1,515
There are enough crazy things in Japan, why are we now photoshopping stuff to make them look more crazy?
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Male 20
"The signs are for priority seating on Japan`s metro trains."

only `shopped. The original are much more clear.
http://tinyurl.com/2fdwyjz
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Male 5,608
So, in Japan:
-If you sit on the train with a hard-on
-A microwave emitting little person will sit on it
-And reverse impregnate you
-Causing you to give birth before the train stops.

Better get some condoms before getting on the express to Shinjuku...
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Male 576
Its-ah so a-strange-ah -,-
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Female 798
"The signs are for priority seating on Japan`s metro trains.

1. Person with injured arm.
2. Person holding a child.
3. Pregnant woman.
4. Person with injured leg. "

Yea Japan can say what they want but why is the "injured arm" drawn so low and why is the person with an "injured leg" pregnant? They knew what they were doing!
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Male 1,378
OH LAWD
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Female 709
And when that doesn`t work out as planned, they sell hintai at the train station :)
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Female 224
wait a second... the person sitting down had a boner, and then proceeded to get pregnant... very tricky japan, very tricky
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Male 40
Some person had a twisted sense of humor when they made this.
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Female 239
the man is having the baby?
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Male 22
The signs are for priority seating on Japan`s metro trains.

1. Person with injured arm.
2. Person holding a child.
3. Pregnant woman.
4. Person with injured leg.

Source: http://tinyurl.com/2fdjjma
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Female 46
alright i bet they have sex on trains all the time :D
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Female 81
Someone please tell me that there is a subway-related explanation for this! Or is all public transportation labor-friendly in Japan?
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Male 129
in japen instead sex ed they send em down the subway...
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Male 92
haha oh wow until i read the comments i thought the last icon was someone taking a poo...
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Male 53
why does the man get pregnant? Oo
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Male 970
the boner guy needs to be behind the lady (or guy?) giving birth
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Male 4,807
My oh my, they must spend a looong time on the trains in Japan. ( 9 months is my guess)
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Female 635
Thank you, sign, for telling us where babies come from. What was the point?
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Male 4,867
Link: Japanese Subway Sign [Pic] [Rate Link] - If you`ve ever been on public transportation in America, you`d wish this sign was posted there too.
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