Japan, Thank You For Ruining Winnie The Pooh [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Apparently, Japan"s not gonna be happy until they ruin every one of your dear childhood memories.
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Female 109
what the f*ck.
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Female 914
*sigh*
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Male 130
Pedobear has competition
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Female 16
Pooh blue pot honey love. Where female eeehor? Poo love make its hind.
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Female 2
I agree with Skabashas! :) hehe we didnt ruin this.. we made it funnier and worth watching hahah
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Male 1,256
Ruined? No, this is amazing! What a hilarious rendition of Poohbear!
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Female 257
first thing i saw was his belly. second was the stupid look on his face. third was the bucket. fourth was the iab censor. XD i cringed after that XD
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Female 446
Ummmm...the trees are nice....
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Female 124
A sure sign your evening has ended badly
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Male 500
This is grim.
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Male 594
OH. MY. GOODNESS.

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Please god, make me unsee this.
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Male 177
Oh WOW... Well, it looks like your honey is safe...
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Female 221
cant stop laughing
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Female 1,623
Winnie the Pooh was ruined for me a looong time ago, and I always knew he had some dirty secrets.
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Male 15,510
Japanese version of Pedobear!
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Male 784
Not as elaborate as ManBearPig...
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Female 3,574
this goes perfectly with Mr Ando of the woods
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Male 1,067
@videogamer

I think it`s supposed to be a man cos-playing Winnie the Pooh :P I think that actually makes it that much worse :P
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Male 3,014
And I just now noticed that he has 4 ears. WTF.
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Male 3,014
Why is everyone in this comments section bashing Lamiacraor`s head in? Like it or not, she actually does have a point. Fancylad does in fact have a history of seemingly being unable to distinguish between different nations of Eastern Asia, much to my (and Lamiacraor`s) annoyance.

In fact, this seems to be a case in which the trolls outnumber the honest posters. It`s like Encyclopedia Dramatica.

On topic: I feel raped just by looking at this picture. The jug of sake only makes things worse.
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Male 6,694
OH, my eyes and childhood burned at the same time.
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Male 15
He looks more like a fat gay dude who is about to bash someones head with his jar of god knows what. Is that what the pooh looks like in secret? O_O
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Female 682
this is what winnie the pooh would look like in real life....(and s a pseudo-humanoid-thing...)
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Female 4
thnkxz 4 ruin my childhood memories... datz a lil 2 weird
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Female 3,828
weeeeeeeeeird
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Male 189
If at first you don`t succeed...

STRIKE Mr. WhinnieThePoo! STRIKE
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Female 5
I am....afraid of him....:(( :(( :(( make it dissapear pleaaaasee :(( :(( :((
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Female 579
That is ... terrifying.
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Female 1,435
no.
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Male 257
wonderful placement of the IAB logo
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Female 129
I actually think this is a vast improvement on the original, so there!
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Male 69
god damnit. this picture is now permanently etched into my memory :[
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Male 154
hahahahahahahahahahahahaaa wow.
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Male 2,748
hahahhahaahhahahaha, he has 4 ears
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Male 206
i think it`s cute..
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Male 670
Oh well, at least Japan hasn`t killed Cave Story. It`s not a very well known game, so it`s safe but OH DANG IT
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Male 5,194
Bwah ha ha - "Hey little boy, want some honey?"
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Male 1,164
What the poo.
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Female 2,352
This sh*t is why I never rule 34 anything.
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Male 14
I hope everyone knows that i-am-bored is a place to keep your occupied when your bored and not a place to find logical reasons or even true facts about anything. It is for entertainment and making fun of other people because fancylad is insecure about his small penis.
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Male 1,610
[quote]I feel like Lamiacraor is the kind of person that would kill your mother because you swore on your mother`s grave and was wrong[/quote]

o_O Why would you swear on your mother`s grave if your mother wasn`t dead?
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Male 106
@bmh
So does pooh have a vag or a dick in this pic?

You have to take into consideration that most Japanese are the only race that you can blur out the privates in a matter of seconds with a size 1 blur brush. So probably a wiener.
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Male 106
life is too short too waste it complaining on the internet so how bout everyone just cool down and lay off on Lami
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Female 128
tisk tisk tisk japan...
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Male 422
I feel like Lamiacraor is the kind of person that would kill your mother because you swore on your mother`s grave and was wrong and I agree with you 100% enolamron.
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Female 248
So does pooh have a vag or a dick in this pic?
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Female 467
omg i now cant close my eyes and listen to winnies voice
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Male 2,056
wow, this is the first "weird japanese" style things that really BEGS the strongest use of the term" [quote]WTF!!!?!?!?!!![/quote]
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Female 2,289
moefreak, I completely agree, but as I said... they settled her problem, and now it`s over. Let it be that.
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Female 1,963
Britt, if you were referring to me, I wasn`t commenting on their "little misunderstanding", but rather the way she seemed to have a huge problem with the post. I just think that attributing certain fetish-y things to Japan is quite harmless, and mostly accurate. There aren`t a lot of other places in the world that would come up with this kind of thing.
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Female 2,289
Lamiacraor, and gorgack2000 settled the little problem and misunderstanding, so now it seems as if posters are the ones overreacting.

Their conversation is finished and over with, so it would be nice if people shut up about it, and start commenting on the main topic...

anyway, i will never look at pooh the same way again
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Female 1,963
And overreaction of the year award goes to... *drumroll* Lamiacraor!

A lot of the freakiest sexual things come out of Japan. That isn`t a stereotype, but a fact. So if on occasion something that seems sexually deviant is incorrectly attributed to Japan, that is hardly something to get upset about.

And I am worried that someone training to be a child psychologist is unaware that women can be paedophiles.
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Male 1,674
I kind of hear what Lamiacreor is saying. For some time now, IAB, especially the caption, has been dominated by either white-trash stereotyping or wannabe 4chan b.s. It`s not that i`m offended or anything, it just makes the site kind of lame - no offense.
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Male 1,351
Ahh sugarhyped, your pic was better than this post. I will never look Eeyore in the eyes again without thinking how sweet this pic is.
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Female 612
Ya know, I have a feeling that that isn`t hunny in Pooh`s jar.
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Male 78
lol shamans
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Female 329
although this was amusing



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Female 329
god dam.n you! while trying to find the pic online i have come across piglet blowing winnie whilst winnie is eating honey.

id link to it but i dont wanna get in trouble.

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Male 1,442
Lamiacraor is just mad because we are laughing at her Winne the Pooh costume idea. There is acculy a vagina with sand in it under the IAB logo.
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Female 231
Wyngit and Ruthless: If you are not even going to try to read or understand what I was trying to say, or how I resolved my problem. Then you do not deserve any better of a response then this and I will not try to explain anything to you.
Thank you for diminishing my faith in humanity right after Gorgack just restored it. I can always count on people like you.
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Male 1,596
pooh san! put some pants on!
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Male 153
@ Lamiacraor

Mega-phail. Seriously. Get a sense of humor or get a life. And if you`re not a troll, then you seriously need to remove that broomstick up your ***.
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Female 9,557
Why, Japan, why!
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Female 3,001
@Lamiacraor
really? ur gonna say that on a forum where 99% of us love fancylad?

come on, tell me you dont think thats a tad stupid and pointless? feels like your just trying to cause controversy hugh? sigh....

also for the record, i think fancy is awesome :)
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Female 231
Enol: Gorgak and I have already resolved my problems. Perhaps you could learn some thing from him and not just assume that I am "trolling"; and perhaps in the future you may try to understand instead of writing it off as "trolling".
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Female 231
Gorgack: That is entirely possible. And I do joke with my husband about how repressed the Japanese seem to be and that is why there are a lot of cases of rape in Japan.
But, hey, at least I am one of those females who can realize that my hormones are acting up. I can make a conscious effort to keep myself from "flying off the handle" when it comes down to it. Which is a very good thing for everyone, (even my two year old!).
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Male 197
Everybody ignore Lamiacraor. She`s the troll. She has started all the inflammatory comments, so if she continues, just let her, until maybe a moderator...eliminates her.
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Male 4,680
Anyway I need to get to bed (exam in the morning).

Also get back under the bridge Lblaxplaya20. The mods don`t take kindly to trolls here.
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Male 4,680
Ah, don`t worry about it. Fancylad does it all the time. I think that`s what makes them all the funnier.

I`m assuming that because the lantern the bear/abomination is holding has Asian-like character on it, Fancylad automatically linked it to Japan. It`s part of the "Japan is weird" running joke that`s been going on for years, stemming from some of the wacky Japanese gameshows. He could have used "South Korea is weird", but less people would laugh at it because people don`t know Korea for weird stuff (compared to Japan anyway).

He could have also posted "Japanese animators are weird", but stereotyping the entire country tends to be funnier, due to the running joke. As I said before, few people actually BELIEVE that Japan is 100% nuts (Their incredibly advanced technology and industry give off a different message) and Fancylad knows this.

But as you said, you might have misinterpreted it because of hormones. No worries, mistakes h
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Male 422
@Lamiacraor

You think I actually blame you for all of those things and truly care enough about your child to want her to be a still born? Because I don`t, but if you are that "closed minded" to realize, then I believe YOU need to get your head out of your ass.
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Female 231
LBlax: That is the exact closed mindedness that I was speaking of. Shamans are not hippies and have nothing to do with Pagans either. Shamans deal with the spirit world (What you would call "ghosts".), you would know that if you did any research.
You blame me, personally, for "war and greed" when it is yourself and humanity as a whole that should be blamed for that and not only myself. Get your head out of your ass and mind your own business
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Male 422
@Lamiacraor

Sorry if I don`t want anymore tree-hugging, spirit calling "Shamans" roaming this planet. I blame you for war, greed, and, what the hell, this photo too. Now go do you and everyone around you a favor and get an abortion, k?
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Female 231
Gorgack: Thank you very much for a reliable argument. Most would stand to insult me for the entire day without even trying, and I actually feel very glad that you have decided to go the better route. (My faith in humanity is restored slightly because of you and you have kept me from killing people. Thank you again.)

I suppose you are right for the most part. But, honestly, what irritates me is that he puts up pictures that have absolutely nothing to do with Japan and claim that it IS Japans "fault" in some way, when it is just the fault of humanity as a whole. It irritates me that he does not research his pictures or information before he puts them up. (This is exactly why I dislike Cracked, as well.). I really should have let it go instead of letting my pregnancy hormones get the best of me, but instead I pursued it and I do not feel bad about it at all. Because I KNOW that Fancylad can be smarter then that, but it does not seem that he is willing to try.
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Male 877
i cant stop looikn
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Male 4,680
I`m not trying to troll you at all. I am however fed up of people using the old "You must have no life" argument.

What evidence do you have that fancylad has `no life`? Granted, he posts a lot on IAB, but then he owns the website. He makes thousands of dollars every year through advertising and merchandise. IAB has its own office (rather than being run out of his mum`s basement) and by the looks of it he`s become a very successful man. He also makes a lot of jokes.

Here`s where you`ve got confused. Whilst you get the joke, you`ve seemingly assumed that fancylad is ignorant of Japanese culture. How do you know this is true? I insult many nations for a laugh (fat americans, English addicted to tea, australians riding around in kangaroos, Germans wearing lederhosens etc.) but I deeply respect all of them. I also know a lot about their histories, their customs and their cultures. Fancylad is almost certainly the same to some extent.
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Female 231
Lblax: Why would you say that? That is cruel even for a "troll".
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Female 231
199: Can they really? I have never read about anyone who did that. But, then again, this IS the internet and you cannot trust me to be exactly as I say I am- unless I do a webcam for you. Which I understand, because I cannot trust that you are exactly who you claim to be on your profile either. So, I suppose there is no reasoning on the internet and I should just let it be.
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Male 422
@Lamiacraor

Hope the baby`s a still birth! Good luck!
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Male 78
"Can a pregnant female be a pedophile that likes little boys??"

Yes, nice try
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Male 81
its their version of pedo-bear
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Female 231
Wow, obviously you only wish to "troll" me instead of trying to have a conversation; where I can explain myself properly. This is the exact closed mindedness I mentioned before.

There was no where that I stated that I was better then you. I am a pregnant female who is stuck at home, so, honestly, I have no life either. I am only stating what I have seen, after using I-Am-Bored for close to ten years now. If you wish to discuss this, so that I may better explain myself- please let me know. If you just wish to "troll" and turn everything I say and do around on me. Then I will let you without any complaints. I am used to taking that sort of abuse.
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Male 4,680
"We all know that Fancylad, much like many people who own websites are retarded non-nice individuals that know nothing of the world around them because they are either too closed minded to pay attention or they have no lives."
Oh look! Someone claiming that someone else has no life on the internet. That sure is new.

That psychology training must really be paying off if you can figure out a person`s social life based on their posts on an internet forum. Wish I could do that, but hey. You must have psychic powers or something, you should become a god or something since you`re so clearly better than all of us.
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Female 1,515
Really Creepy >.<
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Female 231
Town: Do I? Hahaha! Can a pregnant female be a pedophile that likes little boys? Or are you just speaking of my fondness for children because I am training to be a child psychologist?
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Male 13
lamiacraor likes little boys
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Female 231
And THAT, my dears, is the closest to a compliment I will pay Fancylad. You misunderstand what I was saying, you probably should have asked before telling me to "shut up".
We all know that Fancylad, much like many people who own websites are retarded non-nice individuals that know nothing of the world around them because they are either too closed minded to pay attention or they have no lives.
How many times have you "trolled" a forum and think that your comments were completely justifiable.
Trust me, I get the joke. But, what I do not understand, is why I has to be on people we know nothing about and are too closed minded to at least try to understand.
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Male 25,417
Wrong!
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Male 277
@Lamiacraor,
It`s called a joke, either shut the drat up or get out.
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Male 931
shut up lamiacraor.
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Female 198
What. The. F*ck.
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Male 660
Best Winnie the Pooh rip off Vinnie puhk the russian Winnie the pooh
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Female 231
Oh my goodness Fancylad. You actually found some thing to blame on Japan that is actually Japanese inspired! You must feel like you accomplished some thing now, instead of making yourself look retarded; like many other times! Good for you!
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Female 121
I demand to see the original
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Male 3,255
lol
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Male 31
Pedobear... only slightly more pedo and less bear.
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Male 4,680
Oh look, and he`s pregnant. What a surprise from Japan.
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Male 7,813
making the pooh sexy again
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Male 554
ahaha i like it
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Male 39,552
um... could you move the IAB logo please?
We`re all adults here...okay, not ALL of us
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Male 165
Thats fine wid me..
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Male 312
........ I don`t know what to think of this.
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Male 575
HOLY SHI-
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Male 970
yep, thats japan.
you did it again!
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Male 20,827
Link: Japan, Thank You For Ruining Winnie The Pooh [Pic] [Rate Link] - Apparently, Japan`s not gonna be happy until they ruin every one of your dear childhood memories.
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