I`m A Turtle--F YEAH! [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in

Not so fast there, little turtle...
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Male 1,510
=D to D=
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Female 5,222
it was all cute then it made me sad :(
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Male 2,700
First I was like...Awww
Then I was like STRAWBERRY YEAH!!!
Then I was like F YEAH!!!
Then I was like........
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Male 69
I was having a good time there, then I crashed D:
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Female 116
not funny
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Male 17
Looks like he is swimming in chocolate syrup on partially melted ice cream. Yay ice cream soup!
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Female 40
not cool! now i am sad! thanks!
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Female 34
poor guy!.. sadface..
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Female 221
:( that made me sad
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Female 517
LOL
i mean,
Thats mean! we hate BP!

ROFL
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Female 876
@Aus: it`s not a radioactive leak dude
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Male 24
that luck ass turtle getting all that oil for free
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Male 599
yeah w00t TMNT
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Male 76
that reminds me of the grapes of wrath chapter where all it describes is a turtle crossing the road
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Male 639
Clearly, anybody who said "awwwww" is a pessimist, and did not see the positive in this comic.

I`ll give you a hint. He can now fight crime and chow down on pizza instead of strawberries.

He`s going to be a motherf--ing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!

Kowabunga dudes!!!!
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Female 133
HA! I laugh for the same reason duffytoler did...didn`t see that coming.
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Male 57
hahahahahahahahaaaawwwwwwwww
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Male 794
EPIC FAIL - BP
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Male 171
Shame
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Male 5,194
Ha ha ha ha ha - did not see that one coming!
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Male 161
and this is why you don`t go swimming until 30 mins after eating.
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Male 153
we did this to ourself - F*CK YEAH!
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Male 2,220
Consumer demand - f*ck yeah.
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Male 129
brought tear to eye
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Female 1,190
OOOOOOHHHHHH- who died in a oil spill because of BP?!
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!
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Male 6,737
I love how it changes from a tortoise to a turtle.
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Female 3,696
I don`t think a smile has been wiped off my face quite that fast in a long time ._. boooooo
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Male 96
sads
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Male 236
drat Yeah! LOL
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Male 1,193
this is sad and not funy
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Female 55
So not funny...
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Male 3,755
Turtles aren`t self-aware and therefore feel no emotions. They do feel pain, but only as a catalyst to a response.

I made most of that up, but it seems right.

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Male 32
ha ha ha aww
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Female 106
awwwwwwwww sadface, I concur, too soon T_T
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Female 351
The looks on their faces are too cute. But the last slide depresses me greatly.
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Male 1,256
Waaaaay too soon
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Male 703
@mvangild - "the worst man-made environmental catastrophe ever"

Chernobyl ring any bells?
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Male 2,591
i bet BP changes their name after this.. c`mon who wants to bet me
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Male 39,955
meh
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Male 81
meh
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Male 1,351
Nah mvangild, I did know that. I read my comment and realized my stupid wording made it seem like I didn`t care about the Gulf Coat. What I was trying to say was that BP wanted damage control mainly because their stock was plummeting and not because they`re killing an ecosystem. Their priorities are effed up, even if they are trying to do the "right" thing.
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Male 527
Howlingwolf, in case you hadn`t realized, BP`s stock value is tied directly to the Gulf Coast. It`s been steadily dropping since the oil rig sank. Who wants to hold on to stock of the company that is directly responsible for the worst man-made environmental catastrophe ever? They realize this, and they know that taking care of the Gulf is in their best interest from a stockholder`s perspective.
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Male 575
The reason the rig blew up was because BP was trying to cut corners and save money...
This BP oil thing is literally destroying the southern coast of our country has and will ruin countless lives. Fishing is no longer an occupation in that part of the world. That leak could go on for 80 years.
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Male 71
He`s a 13-17 year old in the US. Of course he doesn`t have a clue.
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Male 273
i have no problem with bp, it was an explosion. everyone acts like bp did it on purpose. they lost alot too, their employees died, their rig blew up, they are losing massive amounts of money.
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Female 1,593
TheEpicGenga: are you retarded or just trolling?

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Let`s just assume the former, give him a pat on the head and go on with our day.
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Male 1,351
What is it about animals eating strawberries that`s so damn cute? I wish I knew. When I started eating strawberries at school and taking pictures of myself, no one thought I was cute...

Also, screw you BP and your concern with your stock value over the freaking Gulf Coast.
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Male 30
Am I the only person who is indifferent to this whole BP oil thing?
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Female 448
You make a turtle`s life sound so exciting.
Mine just sits there.
Actually....I think it`s dead.
No...wait....still alive. My bad.
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Female 1,264
Ahhh that was mean.

I loved it.
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Male 149
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It was such a happy little turtle! What the hell did it ever do to you bp? When I figure out how, I`m going to make a cheap renewable energy source that makes bp go out of business!!! F*CK YOU BP!!!
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Male 503
bp stands for bullpoo problems
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Male 210
I was -so- happy...until that last shot T_T
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Male 351
TheEpicGenga: are you retarded or just trolling?
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Male 32
BP?
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Female 13
That hurt my feelings.
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Female 248
that was depressing... :`(
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Female 93
Oh noes!!!!!!!!!! D=
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Male 5,189
I lawled. Hhaha
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Male 593
D`aaaawwww... poor turtle, BP fecked up big time :(
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Female 2,289
How about who gives a flying f*ck whether they`re British, American, Irish, African, Hispanic etc?

The point is that, BP is on my sh*t list!
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Male 1,704
L O f`in L
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Male 48
Box turtle. Our turtles- your oil.
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Male 500
"Europeans- it`s a turtle, I think you just call them something else."

We call them "turtles" as they have flippers and are pelagic ocean dwellers. Their land based relatives and ancestors that have feet we call "tortoises" because that is what they are called.
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Male 503
WOOOO awwwww
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Male 500
It`s not called British Petroleum since it merged with an American oil company, just BP now as it`s a multinational (half the board of directors are Americans). The rig was built and leased from a completely American firm, it does not belong to BP anyway. Obama is has resurrected the name "British Petroleum" for purely political reasons. Although I have not met a single British person who is not completely horrified by this disaster, please remember that it is nothing to do with us as British people.
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Male 48
Europeans- it`s a turtle, I think you just call them something else.
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Male 554
lol, at first i was like - woah, kick ass turtle, then BP ruined it ._.
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Male 312
@Sacklunch
BP=British petroleum. :D And im only 15
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Male 312
"not so fast there little turtle."
Ha!
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Male 25,416
wow, didnt see that coming!
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Male 15,510
[quote]Go USA? You clearly do not know what BP stands for and I applaud the advertisement of your ignorence.[/quote]

LOL, so I guess its all their fault and USA government has nothing do with the solution right? no wonder that thing is still leaking
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Male 211
first i was like "I`M A TURTLE!" then i was like "WTF?? I`VE CHANGED SPECIES?!?" turned out nobody told America there was such thing as a Tortoise...
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Male 336
ha
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Male 4,014
Yeah, Obama isn`t doing enough / is doing too much all at the same time!

The government is too big / too incapable of helping us!

Logical consistency isn`t important, just hating Obama is!
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Male 4,014
"It was funny until the BP thing. It`s not their fault, it`s the f**king governments fault. (Specifically BO (Barack Obama))"

This makes sense to people who don`t know how reality works.
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Female 276
the second picture aint a turtle, its a tortoise.
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Male 24
Go USA? You clearly do not know what BP stands for and I applaud the advertisement of your ignorence.
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Female 134
this is so sad...i was so excited for the little guy!!!
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Male 15,510
Go USA
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Female 130
"GuardinGnome - How exactly is it Obama/the government`s fault? I wasn`t aware that they ran British Petroleum or their drilling. Can you explain this please?"

Blame isnt about accuracy its about feeling better about the hopeless.
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Male 2,841
One dead turtle is all it takes...
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Male 1,226
"You sir are retarded."

I always wonder why you still call the other guy `sir`. You`re calling him retarded but that`s okay since you`re being polite about it :S
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Male 1,958
well then..
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Female 73
GuardinGnome - How exactly is it Obama/the government`s fault? I wasn`t aware that they ran British Petroleum or their drilling. Can you explain this please?
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Male 378
"Right GuardinGnome... Obama went down and sabotaged the pipe, causing it to rupture."

He did and the Roswell aliens provided the submarine and the funding came from the Illuminati. Of course all you sheeple who believe the news will never know because the right wing Freemasons control the Liberal Press with mind control devices designed by the Inca.
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Male 326
*single tear* Poor turtle...
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Female 1,148
This made me really sad...
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Male 51
@GaurdinGnome
how the hell is it obama`s fault?
your logic is poo.
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Male 1,451
Right GuardinGnome... Obama went down and sabotaged the pipe, causing it to rupture.
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Male 1,505
Wow. Total downer.
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Male 7,378
It was funny until the BP thing. It`s not their fault, it`s the f**king governments fault. (Specifically BO (Barack Obama))
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You sir are retarded.
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Male 2,506
Fudge )`:
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Male 58
i was like yeah turtle!! yeah nother turtle!!! woooo nother turtle!!!! yeawwwwwwwwwwwww damnit :(
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Female 2,352
So cute. Goddammit BP!
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Male 2,893
It was funny until the BP thing. It`s not their fault, it`s the f**king governments fault. (Specifically BO (Barack Obama))
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Female 1,401
:( BAD BP KILLIN TURTLES
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Female 1,001
Well, I wasn`t expecting that ending..
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Male 28
I like how the 2nd turtle is a land turtle but the 3rd one is a sea turtle...
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Female 737
Maybe I was enjoying the cuteness too much and needed that slap of reality.
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Female 60
awe :(
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Male 152
lol thats what u get turtle. thats what u get for eating strawberries
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Male 177
ha ha uh... ha
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Male 4,680
HA HA HA HA... aww :(
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Male 103
I didn`t know turtles ate strawberries.
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Male 4,867
naww, poor turtle.
fcuk you BP
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Male 496
Not to worry! Enough BBQ sauce and you won`t be able to taste the difference.
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Male 1,313
Gotta say.. to quote Jim`s Big Ego... WTFMFWTFWYT?!
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Female 388
=[ wtffffffffff.
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Male 1,583
first, i was giddy with "awww teh cuteness" but then i was all "Bawwww! =("
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Male 6,693
Wamp Wamp Wamp Waaaaaaaaammmmmmp.
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Male 3,014
|:
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D:
D:<

VIDEOGAMER FEEL CONFUSED AND ANGRY BY PICTURES.

VIDEOGAMER SMASH!!
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Female 62
..not sure if this was supposed to be funny or not, but I didn`t find it funny at all.
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Male 639
It`s okay guys!

In the next frame he becomes a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!
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Male 72
HILARIOUS
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Female 3,574
:( :( :(
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Female 56
No. : (
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Female 839
omg i was enjoying that so much until the last frame D:
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Male 4,014
awwwwwwwww sh*t
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Male 17,511
Wow, That was a horrible ending.
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Female 1,435
awww i was like fook yea...oh damn sadface
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Male 5,314
at first i was all :-)
but then i was all :-(
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Male 20,917
Link: I`m A Turtle--F YEAH! [Pics] [Rate Link] - Not so fast there, little turtle...
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