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Date: 06/24/10 07:30 AM

37 Responses to If I Had a Portal…

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 12:08 am
    Link: If I Had a Portal... - What would you do if you had a portal? Besides get really really fat?
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    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 7:38 am
    ROFLMAO END
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    ThatGuyChris Male 18-29
    22 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 7:39 am
    I`d steal millions of dollars from banks and get away easily cuz all they`ll see is my arm on the camera :o
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36869 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 7:53 am
    If I had a portal I would reach through and shake Fancy`s hand for some of the fine entertainment he brings us!

    And I`d smack him in the head for others.
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    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 8:21 am
    lmao. I was wondering if something like that was going to happen at the end.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 8:45 am
    I`d portal in the morning. I`d portal in the evening. I`d portal all across this land.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 8:46 am
    simpsons did it....
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    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 9:03 am
    red dead redemption!
  9. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 9:36 am
    aw, what the hell, you still have to pick it up? forget that.
  10. Profile photo of Captn
    Captn Male 18-29
    31 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 9:37 am
    those portals actually come free with the new xbox360
  11. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 9:37 am
    I`d portal a sledge hammer to Justin Biebers head
  12. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 9:54 am
    I`d reach in and fondle the portal guy.
  13. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 10:07 am
    Oystah: I HEAR YA, GURL!

    Hot guy, indeed.
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 10:09 am
    I wouldn`t get really really fat. I can`t stop moving for very long. If I have no destination, which is probably the case if I have a portal, I`d just wander around the room aimlessly.
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 10:11 am
    I don`t think he`s THAT hot... better looking than some, though.
  16. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 10:35 am
    I`d see my boyfriend everyday. =(
  17. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 10:56 am
    i like regediT`s idea
  18. Profile photo of Delos
    Delos Male 18-29
    205 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:19 am
    Rather nice looking, but there is something.. off? Sideburns maybe?
  19. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:51 am
    Well someone certainly is pissed. LOL!
    (get it?)
  20. Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:56 am
    I would use it to grab things slightly out of my reach.
  21. Profile photo of campofclay
    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    If I had a portal, I`d have cake.
  22. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    ooooh i know this guy! isn`t he the one who made a song about his cat "sparta"?
  23. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Simpsons did it! i still want one tho!
  24. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    well maybe he isn`t. but i wanted to remind iab that song in case a repost is needed ^_^
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    qwelch Female 18-29
    145 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    kimkio, he definitely is the guy. :P
  26. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Awesome, a portaHOLY drat HE`S WORKING FOR UMBRELLA CORP.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    ROFL
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    campofclay... not to be the one to say this but....


  29. Profile photo of zookuw
    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    That at the end 100%
  30. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 10:18 pm
    I would grab a weighted portal companion cube.
  31. Profile photo of mmmmalexande
    mmmmalexande Male 18-29
    30 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 10:19 pm
    i would put a whole new meaning to the words "glory hole"
  32. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 6:13 am
    At first i didn`t think would be worth my time, but then it got better.
  33. Profile photo of -acceptance-
    -acceptance- Male 18-29
    165 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    gd job mmmmmalexande. You win.
  34. Profile photo of astralomega
    astralomega Female 18-29
    162 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:49 pm
    SMPFILMS FTW! <3<3 Cory Williams is awesome!
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    needles_nny Male 18-29
    153 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 11:03 am
    BWAHAHAHAHA!
  36. Profile photo of Tia-Shadow
    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    365 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 1:40 am
    Props for the UBCs Shirt
  37. Profile photo of Simcoe
    Simcoe Male 30-39
    126 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Simpson`s Treehouse of Horror VIII, "Fly Vs. Fly"

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