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Date: 06/24/10 03:01 PM

102 Responses to I-A-B Life Lesson #8: Black Biker Shorts Only [Pic

  1. Profile photo of Carliiito
    Carliiito Male 18-29
    50 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    I want a pair of those!
  2. Profile photo of starfl4ke
    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    Hello boys!
  3. Profile photo of kate_
    kate_ Female 13-17
    26 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    can anyone say camel toe?
  4. Profile photo of unlk
    unlk Male 18-29
    233 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    ewww is right ;x
  5. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    The fact that they all go in random directions disturbs me even more. I mean, put it in there properly!
  6. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    It`s like looking at a box of Jimmy Dean Links
  7. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    Um, wow. Okay.

    Definitely go for black bike shorts, guys of I-A-B.
  8. Profile photo of jpwhitfo
    jpwhitfo Male 40-49
    169 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    @ kate I think it is called `Buck Knuckle` in this case!
  9. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    What an awful designed bike outfit. It`s like a giant red penis and balls with the head as the head.
  10. Profile photo of PermaFrost
    PermaFrost Female 30-39
    141 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    Meatspin stills.
  11. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    "The fact that they all go in random directions disturbs me even more. I mean, put it in there properly!"

    lol, agreed xD

    but i don`t think black shorts are MUCH better. they`re only slightly better-ish than the red ones. and i wonder what would happen if those shorts were a color close to the fleshcolor or just white
  12. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    Ewe, I think that one guy is working on a boner ...
  13. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    X-(
  14. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    Playing Call of Duty on xbox last night, some American kid told me to "suck a bag of dicks" after I repeatedly kicked his camping, boosting little ass.

    I was trying to envisage what a bag of dicks would look like. Now I know.
  15. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    the second guy on the left looks sad. no wonder...
  16. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    I didn`t need to see that |-(
  17. Profile photo of JeffBeau
    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    Still can`t figure out why the unassuming appearance of human genitalia is so offensive, brandishment & lewdness notwithstanding.

    SouthPark "Eek - A Penis!" pegs it.
  18. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    @kimkio

    You cant just leave him in one position all day, Hes gotta move around a bit.
  19. Profile photo of mmill928
    mmill928 Female 18-29
    275 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    Something I Learned Over The Summer:
    Bikers don`t wear undies.
  20. Profile photo of CandyClown
    CandyClown Female 18-29
    305 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    Goddammit Poland D: Sometimes I hate my native country.
  21. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    i`m not gay, but i can`t stop staring.... 0_o
  22. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    That`s penis.. I have one.

    No big deal..
  23. Profile photo of pallebrus
    pallebrus Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    well it seems to me that polish men have penises and americans don`t. if ofcourse we leave ron jeremy out of it ;)
  24. Profile photo of Ria25
    Ria25 Female 18-29
    125 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    I think #3 in red needs to go see a doctor :/
  25. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    I occasionally will put a potato in my shorts.
  26. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    hi, mr. red helmet...
  27. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    up,down,up,up,up.
  28. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    LOL that`s gross...
  29. Profile photo of last-iconOC
    last-iconOC Male 13-17
    152 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    this reminds me of our track meets...so many bulges :L
  30. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    Leave it to Poland...


    (it`s ok, I`m part Polish)
  31. Profile photo of Snow_Crash
    Snow_Crash Female 18-29
    211 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    How about no bike shorts, period.
  32. Profile photo of FeelTheRide
    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
    515 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    No, always red biker shorts...ALWAYS
  33. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    i still think they are all gross..
  34. Profile photo of MizMeg
    MizMeg Female 18-29
    98 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    eliminates the need of dating around.... ;)
  35. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    tee hee hee
  36. Profile photo of izzielee
    izzielee Female 18-29
    94 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    The black doesn`t help.
  37. Profile photo of astrogirl
    astrogirl Female 18-29
    169 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    wow ... having a penis must be uncomfortable. I have a hard enough time adjusting my boobs into my bra...
  38. Profile photo of Jazzycakes
    Jazzycakes Male 18-29
    217 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    7 female posts in a row (almost) all frothing at the mouth over this concept.

    c-c-c-c-combo breaker
  39. Profile photo of AppleBlue
    AppleBlue Female 18-29
    119 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    the penises look unhappy
  40. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    lmfao...that one guy...
  41. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    Ouch. Looks painful.
  42. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    @astrogirl ladies, FYI unlike with boobs, as longs as theyre in the underwear it doesnt have to be adjusted or anything. for the most part everything stays put and if it does move around its not like anyone can see it and its pretty spongy so it doesnt hurt or anythign when its in a tight squeeze.

    I hope this hasnt been to awkward but i thought id just inform astrogirl :P dont ban me please
  43. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    Lol second guy looks like he has 3 golf balls stuffed in there and not much else. poor bastard.
  44. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    I don`t know how to react...
  45. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    D: oh god. the black`s not looking to hot either.
  46. Profile photo of ajd121
    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    " Europe
    7225 Posts Thursday, June 24, 2010 3:43:41 PM
    Playing Call of Duty on xbox last night, some American kid told me to "suck a bag of dicks" after I repeatedly kicked his camping, boosting little ass.

    I was trying to envisage what a bag of dicks would look like. Now I know.
    "
    vodpod.com/watch/1453422-su ck-a-bag-of-dicks-louis-c-k-
  47. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    Yeahhh poland!

    Represent!
  48. Profile photo of Barnk
    Barnk Male 30-39
    486 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    I don`t think the color black helps that much. Maybe someone should redesign bicycle seats--would that be so hard?
  49. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    Maybe cups would help? I don`t know if it`s possible to cycle while wearing one, but it would be a good way to keep from showing everyone your junk.
  50. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    no no noooo!!!!!!
  51. Profile photo of skullboy
    skullboy Male 13-17
    18 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    in biking... its all about the bulge
  52. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    one of these things is not like the other
  53. Profile photo of Tr4shman
    Tr4shman Male 18-29
    105 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    off..Barnk:-->> plz dont say hard..;)
  54. Profile photo of darkangel240
    darkangel240 Female 18-29
    91 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    Lmao, i saw this a long time ago, still love it though
  55. Profile photo of ohserio
    ohserio Female 13-17
    115 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    baby penis
  56. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    this is just...just awkward...eeeew
  57. Profile photo of roin_16
    roin_16 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    this would make choosing a date so much easier ;p
  58. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    Not very aerodynamic
  59. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    yummy.....cpt for the 2nd guy in...lol. I can`t believe how like well defined you can see them in their biker shorts...or perhaps it`s because i live a sorta sheltered life and never really seen someone in legit biker shorts. I think I wanna go to the tour de france or another bike race around here sometime if that`s what the guys are wearing. yummm.
  60. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    great scott! Imagine how their families feel watching them race!
  61. Profile photo of kiriluv
    kiriluv Female 18-29
    203 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 10:43 pm
    Definitely the second one from the right...Meeeowwww
  62. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    I`m sure Lance Armstrong pushed to have Team USA wear black shorts.
  63. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:26 am
    So tantalizing...
  64. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 4:23 am
    i have been staring at the top row of guys for a while, when i realised their where a bottom row of guys...so eye capturing
  65. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 4:45 am
    the second one in from the left on the bottom pic is wearing a helmet, the the dude on the left same pic looks like a retard.

    Not that there anything wrong...never mind...
  66. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 4:56 am
    At a glance, second from right on the top looks a little like Andy Samberg
  67. Profile photo of Loew
    Loew Female 40-49
    68 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 5:17 am
    @ green_batman
    "Maybe cups would help? I don`t know if it`s possible to cycle while wearing one, but it would be a good way to keep from showing everyone your junk."

    I think that would chafe.
  68. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 6:03 am
    Let`s begin from left to right, shall we?

    #1. He has his thumb sticking out, so I`m trying to measure....

    #2. Gosh, baby peenie....anyone?

    #3. The hell??

    #4. Wow, that man has potential...

    #5. That`s sad when a small leaf can hide your penis.
  69. Profile photo of deceit
    deceit Male 18-29
    79 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 6:08 am
    @lostinkorea
    you don`t know much about penises, do you?
  70. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 6:23 am
    I think they should have all decided beforehand on one direction to point their penises for this picture.
  71. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 6:24 am
    Says the man with a tiny one...
    VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
  72. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 8:02 am
    lmao, all the ladies must be pleased today to see some moose knuckle, from now on im rockin tights
  73. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 8:31 am
    it would seem, from the evidance of this photo, that all bicyclists have little peepees. It`s hard to tell which bump is a nut and which isn`t.
  74. Profile photo of [DLM]Jimbo
    [DLM]Jimbo Male 18-29
    170 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 8:44 am
    Budgie smugglers
  75. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 9:02 am
    That`d be pretty embarassing.
  76. Profile photo of SeaBassEX
    SeaBassEX Male 30-39
    69 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 9:07 am
    Moose knuckles
  77. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 9:28 am
    Franks and Beans!

    does the guy in the middle have is beans above his frank?

    Ladies, check this please. I think the straight men here are having trouble looking at this closely
  78. Profile photo of layDbug722
    layDbug722 Female 18-29
    21 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 9:38 am
    no, "they`re" not above "it." they`re all just awkwardly squished into those things. and how do you know if they`re small? they could be growers and not showers... :D
  79. Profile photo of NewYorkHippi
    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
    151 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    hey they`re all hot and they know it so migth as well show it :)
  80. Profile photo of -acceptance-
    -acceptance- Male 18-29
    165 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    Rofl, i would take those ciclyst to the testosterone-o-metter..
  81. Profile photo of campofclay
    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    eye bleach... must have
  82. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    hahahaha, thats hilarious!!!! and incedibly disgusting
  83. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    MY EYYESS <PWFK_QW#R_@#()$
  84. Profile photo of OCCA
    OCCA Female 13-17
    49 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    ehh... it looks like they shoved stuff down their spandex... a little to much down there i think.
  85. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    I see schwangs in both... the black doesn`t help much.
  86. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    hmm... i will take.. #4 on the red team, and possibly... #4 on the black team too...
  87. Profile photo of loathesyou
    loathesyou Female 13-17
    6 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    Oh no. My virgin eyes can`t take it. Boo hoo.
  88. Profile photo of MetalLinx
    MetalLinx Female 13-17
    257 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    its still very visible in the black also
  89. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    why cant men suck those things into their bodies when doing stuff like this?
  90. Profile photo of BrodyBoy1993
    BrodyBoy1993 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    @SmilinSam You can have the 4s, I`ll have... the rest. :)
  91. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    Am I the only guy that thinks this should be labelled as NSFW?
  92. Profile photo of JuanPancho
    JuanPancho Male 13-17
    43 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 10:15 pm
    GRAPE SMUGGLERS!
  93. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    @LightShaded: sorry, but nearly half of the people on this planet, some billions of men, have jujubes and a jimmie dean. If you say nsfw, then you`re a prude.
  94. Profile photo of xmt76
    xmt76 Female 30-39
    13 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:28 pm
    so, ummm... **cough** How`s it hangin?
  95. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 12:13 am
    @LtFurpie: It has nothing to do with being a prude. If your boss walks up behind you and sees you looking at a picture of 5 men whose penises are clearly visible, chances are you would get in at least a bit of trouble.

    I mean, I know people shouldn`t be surfing i-a-b while they`re working, but they do, and that`s where the whole "NSFW" label comes into play.

    It`s also good for people who are on the website from home, so they know whether or not to open it in front of a conservative parent or other relative.

    Now that that`s out of the way, I laughed at the perfect outline of the fourth guy in the top picture. It`s seriously entertaining.
  96. Profile photo of Sonic2001
    Sonic2001 Male 18-29
    160 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 5:05 am
    Female version so much better?!
  97. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 8:11 am
    Eugh, please wear underwear, anything to reign in those things.
  98. Profile photo of zacxta1
    zacxta1 Male 13-17
    22 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    ugh... NASTY!!!
  99. Profile photo of jaygreer3000
    jaygreer3000 Female 13-17
    32 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    if something goes wrong and only the people viewing this were all chicks i call the second to the last on :S
  100. Profile photo of Nickel_Creek
    Nickel_Creek Male 18-29
    76 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    ewww those stripes do nothing for you

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