I-A-B Life Lesson #8: Black Biker Shorts Only [Pic

Submitted by: floydevans 7 years ago in Weird

Otherwise, you stand to look like these guys. Ewww.
There are 102 comments:
Male 76
ewww those stripes do nothing for you
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Female 32
if something goes wrong and only the people viewing this were all chicks i call the second to the last on :S
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Male 22
ugh... NASTY!!!
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Male 2,159
Eugh, please wear underwear, anything to reign in those things.
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Male 160
Female version so much better?!
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Female 837
@LtFurpie: It has nothing to do with being a prude. If your boss walks up behind you and sees you looking at a picture of 5 men whose penises are clearly visible, chances are you would get in at least a bit of trouble.

I mean, I know people shouldn`t be surfing i-a-b while they`re working, but they do, and that`s where the whole "NSFW" label comes into play.

It`s also good for people who are on the website from home, so they know whether or not to open it in front of a conservative parent or other relative.

Now that that`s out of the way, I laughed at the perfect outline of the fourth guy in the top picture. It`s seriously entertaining.
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Female 13
so, ummm... **cough** How`s it hangin?
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Male 1,013
@LightShaded: sorry, but nearly half of the people on this planet, some billions of men, have jujubes and a jimmie dean. If you say nsfw, then you`re a prude.
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Male 43
GRAPE SMUGGLERS!
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Male 423
Am I the only guy that thinks this should be labelled as NSFW?
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Male 102
@SmilinSam You can have the 4s, I`ll have... the rest. :)
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Female 418
why cant men suck those things into their bodies when doing stuff like this?
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Female 257
its still very visible in the black also
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Female 6
Oh no. My virgin eyes can`t take it. Boo hoo.
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Female 3,598
hmm... i will take.. #4 on the red team, and possibly... #4 on the black team too...
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Male 1,451
I see schwangs in both... the black doesn`t help much.
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Female 49
ehh... it looks like they shoved stuff down their spandex... a little to much down there i think.
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Male 554
MY EYYESS <PWFK_QW#[email protected]#()$
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Male 2,748
hahahaha, thats hilarious!!!! and incedibly disgusting
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Male 177
eye bleach... must have
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Male 165
Rofl, i would take those ciclyst to the testosterone-o-metter..
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Female 151
hey they`re all hot and they know it so migth as well show it :)
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Female 21
no, "they`re" not above "it." they`re all just awkwardly squished into those things. and how do you know if they`re small? they could be growers and not showers... :D
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Male 39,614
Franks and Beans!

does the guy in the middle have is beans above his frank?

Ladies, check this please. I think the straight men here are having trouble looking at this closely
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Male 69
Moose knuckles
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Male 1,523
That`d be pretty embarassing.
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Male 170
Budgie smugglers
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Male 39,614
it would seem, from the evidance of this photo, that all bicyclists have little peepees. It`s hard to tell which bump is a nut and which isn`t.
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Male 794
lmao, all the ladies must be pleased today to see some moose knuckle, from now on im rockin tights
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Female 3,726
Says the man with a tiny one...
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
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Female 4,039
I think they should have all decided beforehand on one direction to point their penises for this picture.
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Male 79
@lostinkorea
you don`t know much about penises, do you?
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Female 3,726
Let`s begin from left to right, shall we?

#1. He has his thumb sticking out, so I`m trying to measure....

#2. Gosh, baby peenie....anyone?

#3. The hell??

#4. Wow, that man has potential...

#5. That`s sad when a small leaf can hide your penis.
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Female 68
@ green_batman
"Maybe cups would help? I don`t know if it`s possible to cycle while wearing one, but it would be a good way to keep from showing everyone your junk."

I think that would chafe.
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Male 1,067
At a glance, second from right on the top looks a little like Andy Samberg
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Male 2,229
the second one in from the left on the bottom pic is wearing a helmet, the the dude on the left same pic looks like a retard.

Not that there anything wrong...never mind...
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Female 3,001
i have been staring at the top row of guys for a while, when i realised their where a bottom row of guys...so eye capturing
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Male 9,305
So tantalizing...
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Male 15,832
I`m sure Lance Armstrong pushed to have Team USA wear black shorts.
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Female 203
Definitely the second one from the right...Meeeowwww
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Male 1,064
great scott! Imagine how their families feel watching them race!
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Female 1,380
yummy.....cpt for the 2nd guy in...lol. I can`t believe how like well defined you can see them in their biker shorts...or perhaps it`s because i live a sorta sheltered life and never really seen someone in legit biker shorts. I think I wanna go to the tour de france or another bike race around here sometime if that`s what the guys are wearing. yummm.
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Female 1,515
Not very aerodynamic
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Female 82
this would make choosing a date so much easier ;p
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Female 1,306
this is just...just awkward...eeeew
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Female 115
baby penis
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Female 91
Lmao, i saw this a long time ago, still love it though
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Male 105
off..Barnk:-->> plz dont say hard..;)
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Male 503
one of these things is not like the other
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Male 18
in biking... its all about the bulge
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Male 25,417
no no noooo!!!!!!
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Female 728
Maybe cups would help? I don`t know if it`s possible to cycle while wearing one, but it would be a good way to keep from showing everyone your junk.
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Male 486
I don`t think the color black helps that much. Maybe someone should redesign bicycle seats--would that be so hard?
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Male 776
Yeahhh poland!

Represent!
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Male 638
" Europe
7225 Posts Thursday, June 24, 2010 3:43:41 PM
Playing Call of Duty on xbox last night, some American kid told me to "suck a bag of dicks" after I repeatedly kicked his camping, boosting little ass.

I was trying to envisage what a bag of dicks would look like. Now I know.
"
vodpod.com/watch/1453422-su ck-a-bag-of-dicks-louis-c-k-
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Female 1,095
D: oh god. the black`s not looking to hot either.
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Female 491
I don`t know how to react...
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Male 535
Lol second guy looks like he has 3 golf balls stuffed in there and not much else. poor bastard.
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Male 510
@astrogirl ladies, FYI unlike with boobs, as longs as theyre in the underwear it doesnt have to be adjusted or anything. for the most part everything stays put and if it does move around its not like anyone can see it and its pretty spongy so it doesnt hurt or anythign when its in a tight squeeze.

I hope this hasnt been to awkward but i thought id just inform astrogirl :P dont ban me please
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Male 5,194
Ouch. Looks painful.
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Female 1,690
lmfao...that one guy...
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Male 5,189
I shouldnt have clicked this after just waking up. x_x
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Female 119
the penises look unhappy
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Male 217
7 female posts in a row (almost) all frothing at the mouth over this concept.

c-c-c-c-combo breaker
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Female 169
wow ... having a penis must be uncomfortable. I have a hard enough time adjusting my boobs into my bra...
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Female 94
The black doesn`t help.
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Female 3,574
tee hee hee
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Female 98
eliminates the need of dating around.... ;)
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Female 423
i still think they are all gross..
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Female 515
No, always red biker shorts...ALWAYS
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Female 211
How about no bike shorts, period.
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Male 2,034
Leave it to Poland...


(it`s ok, I`m part Polish)
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Male 152
this reminds me of our track meets...so many bulges :L
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Female 709
LOL that`s gross...
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Male 4,807
up,down,up,up,up.
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Female 914
hi, mr. red helmet...
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Male 206
I occasionally will put a potato in my shorts.
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Female 125
I think #3 in red needs to go see a doctor :/
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Male 4
well it seems to me that polish men have penises and americans don`t. if ofcourse we leave ron jeremy out of it ;)
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Male 639
That`s penis.. I have one.

No big deal..
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Male 901
i`m not gay, but i can`t stop staring.... 0_o
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Female 305
Goddammit Poland D: Sometimes I hate my native country.
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Female 275
Something I Learned Over The Summer:
Bikers don`t wear undies.
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Male 346
@kimkio

You cant just leave him in one position all day, Hes gotta move around a bit.
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Male 180
Still can`t figure out why the unassuming appearance of human genitalia is so offensive, brandishment & lewdness notwithstanding.

SouthPark "Eek - A Penis!" pegs it.
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Male 593
I didn`t need to see that |-(
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Female 526
the second guy on the left looks sad. no wonder...
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Male 12,138
Playing Call of Duty on xbox last night, some American kid told me to "suck a bag of dicks" after I repeatedly kicked his camping, boosting little ass.

I was trying to envisage what a bag of dicks would look like. Now I know.
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Male 15,510
X-(
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Female 1,101
Ewe, I think that one guy is working on a boner ...
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Female 877
"The fact that they all go in random directions disturbs me even more. I mean, put it in there properly!"

lol, agreed xD

but i don`t think black shorts are MUCH better. they`re only slightly better-ish than the red ones. and i wonder what would happen if those shorts were a color close to the fleshcolor or just white
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Female 141
Meatspin stills.
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Male 7,378
What an awful designed bike outfit. It`s like a giant red penis and balls with the head as the head.
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Male 169
@ kate I think it is called `Buck Knuckle` in this case!
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Female 1,593
Um, wow. Okay.

Definitely go for black bike shorts, guys of I-A-B.
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Male 39,614
It`s like looking at a box of Jimmy Dean Links
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Male 397
The fact that they all go in random directions disturbs me even more. I mean, put it in there properly!
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Male 233
ewww is right ;x
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Female 26
can anyone say camel toe?
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Female 349
Hello boys!
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Male 50
I want a pair of those!
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Female 168
Link: I-A-B Life Lesson #8: Black Biker Shorts Only [Pic [Rate Link] - Otherwise, you stand to look like these guys. Ewww.
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