How Your First Real Job Interview Will Go [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Yep, this is pretty much how my first real job interview went.
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Male 2,056
and mine
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Female 24
@ Stifler - I fail to see how marital status needs to be addressed in a resume. I`ve never heard of anyone including such a thing.
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Male 186
Im laughing because all the interviews Ive done recently are just like that.

Some hints:
1. recent CV/Resume.
2. Know the difference between a Curriculum Vitae and a Resume.
3. "References as necessary" is not okay. I do need references.
4. Age and marital status is important - do not neglect!
5. do not use some crappy bitmap as the watermark for your resume. See point 1. Update the damn thing. (its soooo 80`s man)
6. Make it relevant. Delete the crap that doesnt help in the job you are applying for... (This is the big one)
7. As above, learn the difference between CV and Resume.


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Female 16
Recycleelf:

"1 week ago i had my first intwerview and this is pretty accurat."

Yes... you are a retard.
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Male 1,081
Why is he a stick figure?
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Female 474
that`s what happens when you go to a job interview naked, silly stick figure.
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Male 1,360
i went to my first job interview at the age of 15 reeking of JD at the county juvenile probation office. went well enough to snag it.
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Female 1,264
Am I weird? Mine went pretty good actually D:
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Male 3,619
1 week ago i had my first intwerview and this is pretty accurat. luckily my other one went better :D
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Male 151
stickman "thats just one of my many skills that make me cappable of doing this job

suitman "your hired"

thats pretty much how i got my job
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Male 1,064
@METALLICAROX

Apparently this site is family friendly, and has always been that way. FAMILY FNCKING FRIENDLY.
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Male 324
If the actual post can have f-bombs in it, then we should be able to say them in the comments. I say revolt. If not enough want to revolt, then I say f*** the revolt, just keep it as is, lol.
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Male 1,623
The look on his face is humorous.
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Male 6,694
So, where do you see yourself in 5 years? Uh. . .
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Male 698
LOLOLOL
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Female 109
I kicked so much ass on my first-ever job interview; it was amazing. I went in just looking for a minimum wage cashier position and came out with a job in freaking Human Resources, with a salary much higher than minimum wage.

Too bad my boss turned out to be such a bitch. I might`ve stayed there a bit longer.
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Male 25,416
Its funny kos chances are its true!
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Female 3,828
Im pretty good at interviews. i make a good first impression- Im sure they realize im a total retard and lied on my resume by the first or second day, though.
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Female 143
The interview is gonna go fine. Promise.
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Male 425
Haha, we`ve got candidates for new research posts soon. If I get in on the panel, I am so going to open with that line... :D
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Female 340
ROFLCOPTER.
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Male 195
Being self employed is just as bad. Sucks most days.
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Male 914
"I have to conduct my first job interview next week (as interviewer). I`m so gonna pull this line..."

if you do, record it and amuse iab... =)
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Male 2,748
lol... now im a little scared
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Male 12,138
I have to conduct my first job interview next week (as interviewer). I`m so gonna pull this line...
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Male 285
That would qualify you at my work.
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Male 37,888
been unemployed and job hunting for a year and a half... this is EXACTLY what it`s like!
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Male 2,592
we got stoned afterwards so it worked out alright
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Male 2,592
hahaha i just interviewed somebody this morning for my pc repair team dude was cool i hired him but i should have said this to break the ice cause i`ve never interviewed anyone ever and didn`t know what the hell to say really at first. i was just as nervous about it as the guy i interviewed lmao
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Male 81
but BP still hired him as the the head of the clean up operation...=P
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Female 318
Yep, and that`s pretty much how I got my current job- except I was also drunk and on heroin...
(JK)
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Female 2,352
Lulz.

That would be the most entertaining interview I`ve had. XD
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Male 2,506
Nice one hooda
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Male 1,596
if so you`re hired, welcome to Barclays
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Male 1,815
I found this hilarious, but I`m pretty sure I don`t get the actual joke
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Male 353
".... you`re hired! Welcome to BP senior management!"
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Male 2,516
hahaha
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Female 2,549
wow, the second new yorker cartoon with the F word
funny still
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Male 2,345
hahaha so true!
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Female 9,402
XD
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Male 363
That`s the truth!
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Male 225
First "Read" interview..
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Male 19,861
Link: How Your First Real Job Interview Will Go [Pic] [Rate Link] - Yep, this is pretty much how my first real job interview went.
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