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Date: 06/14/10 03:03 PM

43 Responses to How Your First Real Job Interview Will Go [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18930 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Link: How Your First Real Job Interview Will Go - Yep, this is pretty much how my first real job interview went.
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    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    First "Read" interview..
  3. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    That`s the truth!
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    XD
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    hahaha so true!
  6. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    wow, the second new yorker cartoon with the F word
    funny still
  7. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    hahaha
  8. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    ".... you`re hired! Welcome to BP senior management!"
  9. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    I found this hilarious, but I`m pretty sure I don`t get the actual joke
  10. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    if so you`re hired, welcome to Barclays
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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    Nice one hooda
  12. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    Lulz.

    That would be the most entertaining interview I`ve had. XD
  13. Profile photo of odc
    odc Female 18-29
    318 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    Yep, and that`s pretty much how I got my current job- except I was also drunk and on heroin...
    (JK)
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    Trollinhomes Male 18-29
    81 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    but BP still hired him as the the head of the clean up operation...=P
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    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    hahaha i just interviewed somebody this morning for my pc repair team dude was cool i hired him but i should have said this to break the ice cause i`ve never interviewed anyone ever and didn`t know what the hell to say really at first. i was just as nervous about it as the guy i interviewed lmao
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    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    we got stoned afterwards so it worked out alright
  17. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    been unemployed and job hunting for a year and a half... this is EXACTLY what it`s like!
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    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    That would qualify you at my work.
  19. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    I have to conduct my first job interview next week (as interviewer). I`m so gonna pull this line...
  20. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    lol... now im a little scared
  21. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    "I have to conduct my first job interview next week (as interviewer). I`m so gonna pull this line..."

    if you do, record it and amuse iab... =)
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    axeman929 Male 30-39
    195 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    Being self employed is just as bad. Sucks most days.
  23. Profile photo of Moodyblues
    Moodyblues Female 18-29
    340 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 12:08 am
    ROFLCOPTER.
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    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 12:09 am
    Haha, we`ve got candidates for new research posts soon. If I get in on the panel, I am so going to open with that line... :D
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    ippa Female 18-29
    143 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 12:15 am
    The interview is gonna go fine. Promise.
  26. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 1:00 am
    Im pretty good at interviews. i make a good first impression- Im sure they realize im a total retard and lied on my resume by the first or second day, though.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 2:34 am
    Its funny kos chances are its true!
  28. Profile photo of rissarose
    rissarose Female 18-29
    109 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 5:54 am
    I kicked so much ass on my first-ever job interview; it was amazing. I went in just looking for a minimum wage cashier position and came out with a job in freaking Human Resources, with a salary much higher than minimum wage.

    Too bad my boss turned out to be such a bitch. I might`ve stayed there a bit longer.
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    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 6:37 am
    LOLOLOL
  30. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 6:52 am
    So, where do you see yourself in 5 years? Uh. . .
  31. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 6:57 am
    The look on his face is humorous.
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    METALLICAROX Male 18-29
    324 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 7:18 am
    If the actual post can have f-bombs in it, then we should be able to say them in the comments. I say revolt. If not enough want to revolt, then I say f*** the revolt, just keep it as is, lol.
  33. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 10:04 am
    @METALLICAROX

    Apparently this site is family friendly, and has always been that way. FAMILY FNCKING FRIENDLY.
  34. Profile photo of awsome-guy
    awsome-guy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    stickman "thats just one of my many skills that make me cappable of doing this job

    suitman "your hired"

    thats pretty much how i got my job
  35. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    1 week ago i had my first intwerview and this is pretty accurat. luckily my other one went better :D
  36. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    Am I weird? Mine went pretty good actually D:
  37. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    i went to my first job interview at the age of 15 reeking of JD at the county juvenile probation office. went well enough to snag it.
  38. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    that`s what happens when you go to a job interview naked, silly stick figure.
  39. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    Why is he a stick figure?
  40. Profile photo of tomatz
    tomatz Female 18-29
    16 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 7:31 am
    Recycleelf:

    "1 week ago i had my first intwerview and this is pretty accurat."

    Yes... you are a retard.
  41. Profile photo of stifler
    stifler Male 30-39
    165 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 7:46 am
    Im laughing because all the interviews Ive done recently are just like that.

    Some hints:
    1. recent CV/Resume.
    2. Know the difference between a Curriculum Vitae and a Resume.
    3. "References as necessary" is not okay. I do need references.
    4. Age and marital status is important - do not neglect!
    5. do not use some crappy bitmap as the watermark for your resume. See point 1. Update the damn thing. (its soooo 80`s man)
    6. Make it relevant. Delete the crap that doesnt help in the job you are applying for... (This is the big one)
    7. As above, learn the difference between CV and Resume.


  42. Profile photo of geekkittie
    geekkittie Female 30-39
    24 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 10:24 am
    @ Stifler - I fail to see how marital status needs to be addressed in a resume. I`ve never heard of anyone including such a thing.
  43. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    and mine

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