How To Piss Off Hipster Scum [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Oooh, this gag is too good to pass up--anyone who pulls this off this is a prank god!
There are 86 comments:
Female 5,222
ow heavy XDD
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Female 52
This is so much win, cmon IAB guys, videos!
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Male 17
Problem is this might be adopted into the culture. If it is then we know who to blame at least.
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Male 450
i will have pic by monday
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Male 189
Someone needs to do this, videotape it, then post it here.
Hey, I wonder how many hipsters you could link together like that? A Hipster Chain!
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Male 1,297
please do this i must see
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Male 40
"I like how steps 1 and 4 rhyme"

Only if you deliberately mispronounce one of them.
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Female 40
Will try
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Male 497
I like how steps 1 and 4 rhyme
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Male 343
"We have standards too, ya know"
Yea, your standards are just lower than out standards :D
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Female 298
PLEEEEEEEEEEEZE someone do this and put it on youtube!!!!!!!
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Male 225
this made me laugh SOOOOO hard. Im going to do this soon....
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Male 4,793
"We have standards too, ya know."

bullsh*t!
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Male 914
thanks for the idea, i`m off to the hardware store now...
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Female 106
WANT *runs off to complete mission*
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Male 9,305
"Step 3: Lock 1 gay hipster and 1 straight hipster to a a metal rod in a dark closet. Leave and listen to the screams of terror from the straight guy and the "thank you god(s)" of the gay guy! :P"

We have standards too, ya know. ( -_-)
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Male 587
That is what they get for walkin around lookin like douche bags.
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Male 285
hahaha, nice, I did this to a kids shoe in 7th grade.
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Male 252
Since when is someone with ear gauges a hipster? Thats two totally different sub cultures.
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Male 2,748
O.o hahaha, that would be awesome!!
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Female 305
we`re called hipsters now?
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Female 1,515
Looooool I wish I could witness someone doing this! Cause i`d be WAY too pansy.
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Male 189
this is happening to the next hipster loser that falls asleep near me.
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Male 699
YUS
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Male 50
someones hand gets close to my ears with a padlock im fxckin em up
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Female 13
hahaha!
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Female 428
Thankfully, mine are too small to be able to do that without a serious fight.
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Male 431
i have to do this when someone gets passes out at a party.
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Male 2,688
No way... I know people who`d thank you for it.
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Male 25,417
Awesome!
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Female 2,352
Guess I`m gonna need a padlock on a chain to protect myself from strangers who want to defile my ears. .

JK I don`t think they make padlocks that small.
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Female 152
yeah they would just think its cool. then everyone will be doing it. and we would be to blame...
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Male 129
this is a great new urban sport...
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Female 536
Nah, they`d just end up liking the look and adopting it as their own
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Male 2,345
you forgot a step...

throw the key into an unreachable place in view of the hipster, then run!
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Male 224
"Hipster scum"? Okay, fox news...
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Female 137
I am not sure you understand what a hipster is.
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Male 149
Step 3: Lock 1 gay hipster and 1 straight hipster to a a metal rod in a dark closet. Leave and listen to the screams of terror from the straight guy and the "thank you god(s)" of the gay guy! :P
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Male 418
i didn`t even have time to read it, just seen the picture, and i was busting a gut laughing
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Female 94
This could start off to be a really awesome prank and then turn into a really awfull fashion statment.
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Male 397
That is AWESOME!!!
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Male 552
"To take it one step futher: Lock two hipsters together"

Do not want if they`re homo.
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Female 877
great idea, but i`m not impressed till someone actually does that and post the video here
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Male 328
this is something I must do before I die, but by then they might actually consider it a fashion statement
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Female 354
That is genius!
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Male 152
"Two words. First one rhymes with fear.
Second one rhymes with Rex."

I hate you.
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Male 4
To take it one step further: Lock two hipsters together :D
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Male 6,694
Ha Ha ! That is somethin I would like to see.
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Male 1,043
Hahaha Im gonna put that on my list of `things to do before u grow 30`` !
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Male 619
it`s stoners who wear them nowadays....at least where i live
(texas)
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Male 1,523
*adds industrial size padlock to shopping list*
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Male 1,054
"Lolz! Well, what other purpose DO those things have?"

Two words. First one rhymes with fear.
Second one rhymes with Rex.


What you`ve just imagined cannot be unimagined.
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Female 1,623
@5Cats: Haven`t you seen Rhett and Link`s tattoo commercial? Passing a sausage through your earlobe! Among other things..
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Male 447
What Andrew said.
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Male 50
Pretty sure it`s not really hipsters that wear those ridiculous things. Thought it was goths more often.
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Male 591
I finally got a use for that padlock im carrying around!
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Male 503
i need to do this
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Female 231
I can do that to my sister!
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Male 40,269
Lolz! Well, what other purpose DO those things have?
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Male 249
haha, this has produced my first genuine laugh of the day :D
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Male 379
It would just become the next hipster thing. "I`m wearing it ironically so the joke`s on them"
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Male 2,841
Why have I never thought of this?
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Male 3,255
@pui

"... why?"

Because... f*ck hipsters?
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Male 3,255
Rofl, do this, but have the lock already attached to a chain that is padlocked to a firehydrant or something.
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Female 3,574
... why?
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Female 1,677
If someone did that to me, I`d murder them. Not that I have that gross ear thing, but still, that`s drated up.
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Male 5,314
what would he do
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Female 2,695
my brother in law actually used padlocks as gauges for a while..
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Male 914
slugs : "Here`s a quick test to find out if you are a hipster: Are you under the age of 30 and trying to be cool? If yes, then you are a hipster."

Here`s a quick test to find out if you are a douchebag: Are you over the age of 30 and trying to be cool? If yes, then you are Slugs."
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Male 103
Consider it done.
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Male 7
i hate the one swho put quarters in those holes---- irs creepy
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Female 448
@slugs: if you are over the age of 30 and trying to be cool...you are having a mid-life crisis. Have fun!
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Male 271
If you had some sort of thin bicycle lock, you could lock him to a pole, th at ought to show him..
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Male 358
Why run?
If you`ve got the sack to do it then you`re probably not going to worry if the guy gets pissed off.
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Male 794
im soo gonna do this, but i will use the combination lock, good luck drater who ends up on the receiving end lol
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Male 357
If you are browsing this site....you are a probably a hipster.

Here`s a quick test to find out if you are a hipster: Are you under the age of 30 and trying to be cool? If yes, then you are a hipster.
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Male 5
I really wanna see a video of this. but otherwise, its no too funny
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Male 39,524
I see a future in cosmetic earlobe restoration
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Male 1,106
If that french dude could pull this off on a fully sober, fully awake hipster and catch it all on film, he will become a prank god.
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Male 274
correct me if I`m wrong but i wasn`t aware that it was "Hipsters" that mostly have tunnel earrings (at least they wern`t the ones to start it off)
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Female 248
I hate hipsters but this is just kind of lame.
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Male 196
Now that is funny. I wouldn`t say the gauges are a hipster thing, though.
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Male 15,510
Good idea and totally worth to try
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Male 4,807
I`d just stick a lit fire cracker in there and not run !
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Male 977
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
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Male 20,816
Link: How To Piss Off Hipster Scum [Pic] [Rate Link] - Oooh, this gag is too good to pass up--anyone who pulls this off this is a prank god!
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