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Date: 06/17/10 08:03 AM

87 Responses to How To Piss Off Hipster Scum [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18923 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 7:54 am
    Link: How To Piss Off Hipster Scum - Oooh, this gag is too good to pass up--anyone who pulls this off this is a prank god!
  2. Profile photo of incubus_inc
    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:07 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
  3. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:08 am
    I`d just stick a lit fire cracker in there and not run !
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:10 am
    Good idea and totally worth to try
  5. Profile photo of NoArms5534
    NoArms5534 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:11 am
    Now that is funny. I wouldn`t say the gauges are a hipster thing, though.
  6. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:18 am
    I hate hipsters but this is just kind of lame.
  7. Profile photo of Sock1122
    Sock1122 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:18 am
    correct me if I`m wrong but i wasn`t aware that it was "Hipsters" that mostly have tunnel earrings (at least they wern`t the ones to start it off)
  8. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:20 am
    If that french dude could pull this off on a fully sober, fully awake hipster and catch it all on film, he will become a prank god.
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:33 am
    I see a future in cosmetic earlobe restoration
  10. Profile photo of doodledaniel
    doodledaniel Male 30-39
    5 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:37 am
    I really wanna see a video of this. but otherwise, its no too funny
  11. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:38 am
    If you are browsing this site....you are a probably a hipster.

    Here`s a quick test to find out if you are a hipster: Are you under the age of 30 and trying to be cool? If yes, then you are a hipster.
  12. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:42 am
    im soo gonna do this, but i will use the combination lock, good luck drater who ends up on the receiving end lol
  13. Profile photo of monsterzero
    monsterzero Male 40-49
    356 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:50 am
    Why run?
    If you`ve got the sack to do it then you`re probably not going to worry if the guy gets pissed off.
  14. Profile photo of Ivar2112
    Ivar2112 Male 18-29
    271 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 9:02 am
    If you had some sort of thin bicycle lock, you could lock him to a pole, th at ought to show him..
  15. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 9:04 am
    @slugs: if you are over the age of 30 and trying to be cool...you are having a mid-life crisis. Have fun!
  16. Profile photo of state299
    state299 Male 13-17
    7 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 9:08 am
    i hate the one swho put quarters in those holes---- irs creepy
  17. Profile photo of milo126
    milo126 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 9:08 am
    Consider it done.
  18. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 9:09 am
    slugs : "Here`s a quick test to find out if you are a hipster: Are you under the age of 30 and trying to be cool? If yes, then you are a hipster."

    Here`s a quick test to find out if you are a douchebag: Are you over the age of 30 and trying to be cool? If yes, then you are Slugs."
  19. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 9:17 am
    my brother in law actually used padlocks as gauges for a while..
  20. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 9:18 am
    what would he do
  21. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 9:29 am
    If someone did that to me, I`d murder them. Not that I have that gross ear thing, but still, that`s drated up.
  22. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 9:50 am
    ... why?
  23. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 9:59 am
    Rofl, do this, but have the lock already attached to a chain that is padlocked to a firehydrant or something.
  24. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 10:00 am
    @pui

    "... why?"

    Because... f*ck hipsters?
  25. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 10:12 am
    Why have I never thought of this?
  26. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 10:15 am
    It would just become the next hipster thing. "I`m wearing it ironically so the joke`s on them"
  27. Profile photo of grahamm
    grahamm Male 18-29
    249 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 10:15 am
    haha, this has produced my first genuine laugh of the day :D
  28. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33070 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 10:16 am
    Lolz! Well, what other purpose DO those things have?
  29. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 10:18 am
    I can do that to my sister!
  30. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 10:30 am
    i need to do this
  31. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 10:32 am
    I finally got a use for that padlock im carrying around!
  32. Profile photo of andrewmedl
    andrewmedl Male 18-29
    50 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 10:41 am
    Pretty sure it`s not really hipsters that wear those ridiculous things. Thought it was goths more often.
  33. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 10:45 am
    What Andrew said.
  34. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
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    June 17, 2010 at 10:56 am
    @5Cats: Haven`t you seen Rhett and Link`s tattoo commercial? Passing a sausage through your earlobe! Among other things..
  35. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 10:57 am
    "Lolz! Well, what other purpose DO those things have?"

    Two words. First one rhymes with fear.
    Second one rhymes with Rex.


    What you`ve just imagined cannot be unimagined.
  36. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 11:02 am
    *adds industrial size padlock to shopping list*
  37. Profile photo of The_Frogg
    The_Frogg Male 18-29
    619 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 11:03 am
    it`s stoners who wear them nowadays....at least where i live
    (texas)
  38. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 11:17 am
    Hahaha Im gonna put that on my list of `things to do before u grow 30`` !
  39. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 11:42 am
    Ha Ha ! That is somethin I would like to see.
  40. Profile photo of johante
    johante Male 13-17
    4 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 11:43 am
    To take it one step further: Lock two hipsters together :D
  41. Profile photo of bloodwrage
    bloodwrage Male 18-29
    152 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 11:43 am
    "Two words. First one rhymes with fear.
    Second one rhymes with Rex."

    I hate you.
  42. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 11:44 am
    That is genius!
  43. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 11:53 am
    this is something I must do before I die, but by then they might actually consider it a fashion statement
  44. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    great idea, but i`m not impressed till someone actually does that and post the video here
  45. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    "To take it one step futher: Lock two hipsters together"

    Do not want if they`re homo.
  46. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    That is AWESOME!!!
  47. Profile photo of izzielee
    izzielee Female 18-29
    94 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    This could start off to be a really awesome prank and then turn into a really awfull fashion statment.
  48. Profile photo of zombieland
    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    i didn`t even have time to read it, just seen the picture, and i was busting a gut laughing
  49. Profile photo of deadmeat553
    deadmeat553 Male 18-29
    149 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    Step 3: Lock 1 gay hipster and 1 straight hipster to a a metal rod in a dark closet. Leave and listen to the screams of terror from the straight guy and the "thank you god(s)" of the gay guy! :P
  50. Profile photo of zombiebish
    zombiebish Female 18-29
    137 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    I am not sure you understand what a hipster is.
  51. Profile photo of Fealiks
    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    "Hipster scum"? Okay, fox news...
  52. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    you forgot a step...

    throw the key into an unreachable place in view of the hipster, then run!
  53. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    Nah, they`d just end up liking the look and adopting it as their own
  54. Profile photo of togoth
    togoth Male 13-17
    129 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    this is a great new urban sport...
  55. Profile photo of CreepyShanny
    CreepyShanny Female 18-29
    152 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    yeah they would just think its cool. then everyone will be doing it. and we would be to blame...
  56. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    Guess I`m gonna need a padlock on a chain to protect myself from strangers who want to defile my ears. .

    JK I don`t think they make padlocks that small.
  57. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    Awesome!
  58. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    No way... I know people who`d thank you for it.
  59. Profile photo of 520
    520 Male 13-17
    431 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    i have to do this when someone gets passes out at a party.
  60. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    Thankfully, mine are too small to be able to do that without a serious fight.
  61. Profile photo of eyeronknee
    eyeronknee Female 18-29
    13 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    hahaha!
  62. Profile photo of twenty12
    twenty12 Male 18-29
    50 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    someones hand gets close to my ears with a padlock im fxckin em up
  63. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    YUS
  64. Profile photo of sender02
    sender02 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    this is happening to the next hipster loser that falls asleep near me.
  65. Profile photo of Slyguy056
    Slyguy056 Male 13-17
    82 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJEtJSbRLLA :D
  66. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    Looooool I wish I could witness someone doing this! Cause i`d be WAY too pansy.
  67. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    we`re called hipsters now?
  68. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    O.o hahaha, that would be awesome!!
  69. Profile photo of smithno13
    smithno13 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    Since when is someone with ear gauges a hipster? Thats two totally different sub cultures.
  70. Profile photo of xXamwxxXx
    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    hahaha, nice, I did this to a kids shoe in 7th grade.
  71. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    That is what they get for walkin around lookin like douche bags.
  72. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    "Step 3: Lock 1 gay hipster and 1 straight hipster to a a metal rod in a dark closet. Leave and listen to the screams of terror from the straight guy and the "thank you god(s)" of the gay guy! :P"

    We have standards too, ya know. ( -_-)
  73. Profile photo of FeistyAni
    FeistyAni Female 18-29
    106 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    WANT *runs off to complete mission*
  74. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 12:29 am
    thanks for the idea, i`m off to the hardware store now...
  75. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 12:51 am
    "We have standards too, ya know."

    bullsh*t!
  76. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    225 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 1:32 am
    this made me laugh SOOOOO hard. Im going to do this soon....
  77. Profile photo of miasmaat
    miasmaat Female 18-29
    298 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 1:34 am
    PLEEEEEEEEEEEZE someone do this and put it on youtube!!!!!!!
  78. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 4:11 am
    "We have standards too, ya know"
    Yea, your standards are just lower than out standards :D
  79. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 4:53 am
    I like how steps 1 and 4 rhyme
  80. Profile photo of sarhamac
    sarhamac Female 18-29
    40 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 11:14 am
    Will try
  81. Profile photo of PranaDevil
    PranaDevil Male 18-29
    40 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 11:52 am
    "I like how steps 1 and 4 rhyme"

    Only if you deliberately mispronounce one of them.
  82. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    please do this i must see
  83. Profile photo of sender02
    sender02 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    Someone needs to do this, videotape it, then post it here.
    Hey, I wonder how many hipsters you could link together like that? A Hipster Chain!
  84. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    i will have pic by monday
  85. Profile photo of user-error
    user-error Male 18-29
    17 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    Problem is this might be adopted into the culture. If it is then we know who to blame at least.
  86. Profile photo of vampyre459
    vampyre459 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    June 19, 2010 at 12:32 am
    This is so much win, cmon IAB guys, videos!
  87. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 4:07 am
    ow heavy XDD

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