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Date: 06/07/10 02:04 PM

61 Responses to How To Perform CPR On A Choking Victim

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    Link: How To Perform CPR On A Choking Victim - Let us rephrase that: How to perform SEXY CPR on a choking victim.
  2. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    NOT CPR, duh. Sexy HEIMLICH MANEUVER
  3. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Well, it`s one way to remember it.
  4. Profile photo of Blandino123
    Blandino123 Male 13-17
    88 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    im pretty sure he pressed into her upper abdomin with a quick upwards thrust after this
  5. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    Another post title FAIL
  6. Profile photo of dfcrackhead
    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    not cpr....but whatever,cpr sounds hotter than abdominal thrusts (not called the Heimlich anymore for some reason...Ahh first aid class, how I cannot forget thee)
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    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    If they had shown this in lifeguarding class, I would`ve passed.
  8. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Lol Fancy you drunk son of a, again getting the titles all screwed up
  9. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    That`s excellent!
  10. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    That was drating awesome.
  11. Profile photo of Ozwolo
    Ozwolo Male 18-29
    29 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    Man wait till the next video is out!
  12. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    So now we know Fancy has never taken a first aid class...
  13. Profile photo of ajackmanuk
    ajackmanuk Male 18-29
    36 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    I`d happily volunteer to do that...
  14. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    boner has happened
  15. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    Hahaha! if only you could give the hiemlich to a decent looking chick in her undies..
  16. Profile photo of MyHair
    MyHair Male 18-29
    15 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    Giggity.
  17. Profile photo of janus_games
    janus_games Male 18-29
    294 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    Okay, I`d just like you to know that we really do understand this could happen...

    Nearly every woman I know inhales chocolate like that.
  18. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    Haha that was awesome
  19. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    if only you could give the hiemlich to a decent looking chick in her undies..

    Oddly enough, whenever I am with a decent looking chick in her undies, by the time I get into a position to give her the Heimlich Maneuver, she is invariably no longer choking.
  20. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    I like that weirded out look she gives him, as if to say, "WTF do you think you`re doing back there?"
  21. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    like Myhair said
  22. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    If they have "How To Preform Sexy CPR On A Child," I am going to be so disturbed.
  23. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    Is it odd that normally I am the one making the woman choke...not fixing it
  24. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    CPR is totally different from abdominal thrusts
    Also, lol @ SamVimes`s comment
  25. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    Repost...
  26. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    I swear to god that I now know, purely thanks to the videos by these people, how to do CPR and abdominal thrusts. I did also go check the full instructions elsewhere. If I`m ever in a situation where no one else has any kind of medical training or a first aid class under their belt, I am totally in there.
  27. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    ShadowMoses >>"repost"

    Is not!
  28. Profile photo of Kalkin
    Kalkin Male 18-29
    44 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    The last one was actually cpr and was two girls. This one is the heimlich maneuver.
    Not a repost.
  29. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    thats not hot.
    that woman is not even a woman
    ``it`` has no nipples and a gaga face
    and that dude has a small rooster for a black guy
    and he looks gay

    how is that sexy? ew
  30. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    This was basically porn. We have the ENTIRE dratING INTERNET for porn, can`t we have ONE website for something other than porn?

    Maybe?

    Please?

    No?

    Fine.
  31. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    lol@Zerocyde ... "no porn" LOL funny dude! you said that with a straight face, like you meant it!

    hahahahahaha
  32. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    at least there were hot guys in this one
  33. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    i thought it was pretty hot.
  34. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    For the love of god do NOT perform CPR on a choking person! CPR is for cardiac arrest.
  35. Profile photo of johncrb
    johncrb Male 30-39
    163 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    it would have been better if it wasnt interracial
  36. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    read that title, and try not to scream at the computer,"good lord, dont ever do that! if they are choking they are still concious"..the lifeguard in me just died
  37. Profile photo of Nucleartoast
    Nucleartoast Female 13-17
    258 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    Necro, you are the second most unpleasant person on this entire site, Crakr is the first. You will now be awarded the crazy cake, decorated with an assortment of pills u desperately need.
  38. Profile photo of paulyshore
    paulyshore Female 18-29
    89 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    she has glorious hair
  39. Profile photo of batdyke
    batdyke Female 18-29
    149 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    mrpuddle, you`re every woman`s dream.
  40. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 12:38 am
    Eww! Bestiality is supposed to be illegal!
  41. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 12:38 am
    Correction Nuclear: I am the first.
  42. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:14 am
    read that title, and try not to scream at the computer,"good lord, dont ever do that! if they are choking they are still concious"..the lifeguard in me just died

    Quick! Someone apply a sexy tourniquet!
  43. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 4:48 am
    Always with the black guy and the white girl, over and over. How about an asian guy and a white girl? How about a white guy and a black girl?
  44. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 5:40 am
    "Quick! Someone apply a sexy tourniquet!"

    Don`t do that! That`s what happened to the guy from INXS!
  45. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 7:32 am
    LOL " Hey girl, you chokin? " I love it. Classic.
  46. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 9:50 am
    Police!!!!
  47. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 9:52 am
    "`Quick! Someone apply a sexy tourniquet!`

    Don`t do that! That`s what happened to the guy from INXS!"

    :{



  48. Profile photo of miasmaat
    miasmaat Female 18-29
    298 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 10:52 am
    except thats not CPR retard - thats the heimlich maneuver. CPR is cardio pulmonary reccusitation.
  49. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    "Always with the black guy and the white girl, over and over. How about an asian guy and a white girl? How about a white guy and a black girl? "

    Sounds like another white guy all scared his white male superiority may be waning for the chocolate.
  50. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    That was differnet!
  51. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    Naw, SPrinkz.. I think it`s an asian worried about the wang factor.

    wokka wokka.
  52. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    Hah. Nice pun. But it`s statistically proven that Asians > Whites > Blacks > Me
  53. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    My bad I meant to Asians < Whites < Blacks < Me mah bad.
  54. Profile photo of thename
    thename Female 13-17
    74 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    I`M CHOKING!
  55. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    969 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:08 am
    Lets hope no dudes ever choke
  56. Profile photo of Elriuhilu
    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    if a dude chokes you just look at him and say "there`s nothing I can do. He`s too far gone."
  57. Profile photo of ipwnmw2
    ipwnmw2 Male 18-29
    41 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    WOW is all i can say WOW WOW WOW..............WOW
  58. Profile photo of Pwnisher
    Pwnisher Male 13-17
    17 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    yea it`s always the blonde and a black guy...
  59. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 2:20 am
    it`s pretty hot. that`s why. look at the sharp contrast.
  60. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:31 am
    LOL the look on the dudes face is the best
  61. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    i`ve watched it like 40 times...this is so hot.

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