How Do Doctors Practice Rectal Exams? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Misc

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There are 39 comments:
Male 6,694
I feel violated.
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Male 999
slim anus!
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Male 1,378
lol`d hard
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Male 678
I don`t get it. Is this that "random humor" I keep hearing about?
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Male 1,351
Errr...I guess it`s a butt funny. I just want to assk, how else COULD they rectumfy this problem?
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Male 210
Actually a few years ago on Howard Stern I heard a guy who practically made a living allowing residents practice rectal exams on him - he said he could make a few thousand dollars a month but admitted that his ass would get rather sore. Awk x 1000.
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Female 420
what? big deal. It`s not like brain surgery; we practice on patients. Get it wrong and theres bits of brain everywhere and a dead patient - too bad. A practice digital rectal examination? - YOU MONSTERS THESE ARE PEOPLE!!!!
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Male 2,748
oh god... the last part was hilarious
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Male 34
Yes. PRACTICING MEDICINE..
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Female 3,562
It`s not like rectal exams require a whole lot of learning...
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Male 121
I became a Proctologist because my entire life, I had a fondness of stick my finger up peoples buttholes.
That`s the type of doctor I want.
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Female 3,696
Certain hospitals are specifically learning hospitals and so if you check into one, you`re usually informed automatically that you would be consenting to have your case proceeded upon with doctors who are learning.
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Male 2,868
Every health professional has to have a first time performing any procedure on a patient. Or do you want a doctor that`s been putting their fingers in peoples` butts his or her ENTIRE LIFE doing your rectal exam?
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Female 582
"Do you know what they call the guy in med school that partied all the time and just barely graduated?"

Uhhhh, that`s not how it works. You don`t get into med school by partying all the time and you don`t stay in med school by partying all the time. Med school standards are incredibly high and most people wouldn`t last a week.

Think about that for a minute....
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Male 1,627
unless your a girl
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Male 5,190
oO Uhhhh okay.
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Female 231
All doctors practice anything on real patients, with the exception of cutting some one open mind you. Even child birth can be attended by learning doctors and nurses if consent is given and there is an actual doctor present.
Taking blood and basic gynecological exams can also be attended by a learning doctor.
If I am given a chance to help some one learn medicine by allowing them to attend one of my exams, I will say yes. We need more good doctors running around.
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Male 593
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
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Male 10,440
meh! ... I said MEH!!
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Male 379
So, mntlmstrbtrqzxygay, doctors don`t have practices?
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Male 317
Do you know what they call the guy in med school that partied all the time and just barely graduated?

Doctor. Think about that for a minute.....
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Female 47
Or should I say, Doctor VON SCOTT!
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Male 117
Discomforting words from Dr. Scott...

Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky!
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Female 199
pfffhaha
the tenso completely made this post.
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Male 25,416
be afraid!
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Female 1,963
Yup, just like most practical things you do in medicine: you learn by doing.
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Male 737
This is such bullsh*t. We don`t "practice" on patients any more than we "practice" anything else in medicine - the truth is even weirder. There are people who hire out themselves as "model patients" and go around to second year medical classes at medical schools specifically to teach medical students how to properly and appropriately perform rectal, vaginal, and breast exams. A typical "model patient" who does this might have 150 medical students examine them over the course of a year, but hey, it`s a living.
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Male 126
Could one doctor practice on themselves?
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Female 1,172
There`s an issue recently brought to light about many teaching hospitals practicing vaginal/rectal exams on "non-consenting" patients while they are under anesthetic for another procedure. There`s a big debate whether or not it`s consensual because people don`t read what they sign before having surgery. It`s in the waiver that exams may be performed if they choose.
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Male 103
That`s obvious; it`s not like they practice on each other in class.
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Male 69
@LandoGriffin
It`s funny because most people have never thought about it before, and just the topic of people having things stuck in their butt is funny.
But now it`s not funny because I had to explain it.
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Male 38,507
I had to do that male pap smear and almost pinched the thingie they put up there in half!

Guys, NEVER do that!
Take my word for it.
I did it and you won`t dig it.
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Male 2,034
They also call say "practicing" medicine. And honestly, what did you really think the answer would be? They practice on volunteers? Or somebody actually took the time to design and make a replica anus to practice on?
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Male 315
I`m in med school. We have one practice session with a standardized patient (someone who`s being pay to act like a patient). All our other experience are on real patients on the wards on in clinic.
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Male 730
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Male 623
I concur Pui.....
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Male 3,842
This is actually a serious legitimate answer, why is it funny or weird?
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Female 3,574
... uh so? idgi.
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Male 20,196
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