Hey Sunbathers, Don`t Forget The Sun Block [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

This guy just looks... foul.
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Male 2
shopped
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Female 317
@Tifer - that would have made more sense if the tan line was vertical rather than horizontal.
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Female 18
I swear I saw this guy at the beach the other day. I almost dropped my lemonade. Jersey Shore would not be impressed.
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Male 112
@Tifer
MORROWIND FTW
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Male 38
Hey, it`s lord vivec!
(anyone? no?)
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Male 363
@ ILikeApples: Seinfeld FTW!!!
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Female 404
no drating way
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Male 2,748
i think he likes to wear pants...
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Male 554
He must be a roofer on vacation! LOL
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Male 503
he looks like a black and white cookie
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Female 803
eeeesh. its like my grandpa: he will wear neither shorts nor sandals. pretty sure this is what he`d look like, to a slightly lesser degree.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Angillion, I suppose black peoples` palms and feet are immune to that rule.[/quote]

Have you seen anyone`s palms and soles change colour by such a large amount over time?

I wasn`t referring to variations in different parts of the same person`s body. Palms and soles are unusual in that respect anyway. Unlike legs, arms and torsos.

For example, I have very pale skin, pale enough for the colour of it to be affected more by blood than melanin. Exposure to UV would make my skin go darker, but I think it wouldn`t go *that* much darker. I think there`s a limit to how much a person`s skin colour can vary in response to UV - that`s the variation I was referring to.
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Male 152
...Shudder
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Female 444
Bonnabränna!
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Male 1,184
Angillion, I suppose black peoples` palms and feet are immune to that rule.
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Female 1,329
Is that like the other white meat?
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Male 1,625
Thats just so wrong...
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Male 12,365
[quote]Anyone who`s ever dated a roofer has seen this type of thing before.[/quote]

To that extent? I thought the limit to which a person`s melanin production can vary was smaller than that, i.e. that a person whose skin can be as pale as his legs can`t tan as dark as his torso.
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Male 1,184
Anyone can take off his shirt... (not his/her, because women can`t [legally] in most countries)

Perhaps it`s just because I live near the beach, but shirtlessness is VERY common here.
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Male 15,510
Enter The Yin Yang Man!
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Male 378
If he tanned his feet, he`d look like an oreo.
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Male 1,287
I`m not saying this case is real, but it`s entirely possible. Like others have said, construction workers can and frequently do take off their shirts. Dropping trou is another matter. That said, I`d never let myself get that dark or pale. Guy`s gonna have shoe leather for skin up top.
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Female 257
haha that takes dedication.
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Female 2,927
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Male 25,416
not right
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Male 1,184
No, he`s just wearing thick cream-colored men`s pantyhose.
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Female 4,039
Anyone who`s ever dated a roofer has seen this type of thing before.
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Male 2,034
That`s not right...
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Male 238
woah...
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Female 83
Can you say, " i like to swim in my tights?" oO
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Male 6,693
Wow. Not exactly a ladys man.
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Male 230
gotta be some type of construction worker or something.
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Female 1,690
lmfao
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Male 39,958
his legs are so surprising at first you don`t even notice his gay little speedo
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Female 9,572
That my brother right there, lol.
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Male 49
This is actually one of those very rare, half mexican, half albino creatures from myths and tales of weird genetic experiments that the evil evil germans carried out prior to the civil war. Luckily for us, Abe Lincoln was on a break from hunting vampires and was able to rescue the poor creature, as a reward he gave them kentucky.
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Female 3,726
That cannot be real...
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Male 907
What? That`s just the offspring when a black man tops, and a white woman bottoms.
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Male 2,056
my friend looks like that

im not that far behind them either
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Female 326
I feel sorry for my eyes.
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Female 6
Oh Em Gee
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Male 97
What.. the... I hope to all things holy this guy just has a skin condition that doesn`t allow those legs to tan.
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Female 708
That can`t be real! He might just have too much sunscreen on or something.
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Male 422
He`s 50% Italian and 50% Irish.

Duh
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Male 20,920
Link: Hey Sunbathers, Don`t Forget The Sun Block [Pic] [Rate Link] - This guy just looks... foul.
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