Hey Gamer Nerd, Get Back In Your Hole [4 Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Tech

In theory, this custom-made gaming pod is epic, but let"s hope it has ventilation because as we know, gamers don"t bathe
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Female 5,222
XDDDDDD
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Male 321
what is also called the cronic masterbation station.
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Male 134
i so want you
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Male 41
i so want one
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Male 958
get a lock ultimate masturbation privacy.
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Male 958
DUDE EVE ONLINE paint the inside to look like a ship lol AWSOME!!!
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Male 69
unless he has a liquid cooling system i`m pretty sure overheating is an issue with this
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Male 2,591
that is pretty sweet i`d make one
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Male 531
that is pure GENIOUS...but look at how cluttered his desktop is
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Female 2,352
Lol Byrdman beat me to it!

I wouldn`t want to game in that but I would fap in that.
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Male 32
@Zolaki

"...unless you have the beta! Haha! :D (trust me, Its drating awesome)"

I know, im in it, cant wait for phase 2 to start.
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Male 34
GreenBasterd, you Bastard! You took the words right out of my mouth!
And it is an impressive amount of stain-age on the floor..*shudder* Eeesh..
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Male 107
I am stealing this design and marketing is a a masturbation station! I will make millions! no, billions!! HAHAHAHA!! >:D
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Female 58
WANT WANT WANT
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Male 1,370
Kick ass.
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Male 69
@Danmw

"`Nope, starcraft 2 isnt out yet. `

only 28 days to go though :D "

...unless you have the beta! Haha! :D (trust me, Its drating awesome)
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Male 96
Id move the heaviest thing in the room in front of the door when someones inside... just to be an ass :)
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Female 3,828
Thats so awesome!! I like it :-)
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Male 32
`Nope, starcraft 2 isnt out yet. `

only 28 days to go though :D
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Female 245
Nope, starcraft 2 isnt out yet.
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Male 142
What happens when the boss checks in on the apparently absent worker and, as he is leaving, a stream of obscenities erupts from the file cabinet/closet/whatever that box is supposed to be?

Hilarity, that`s what.
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Male 2,376
judging by the stains on the floor it aint games hes playin with
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Male 1,523
Awesome elegant rug mousepad.
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Male 876
I wonder how hot it gets in there, hope there`s a fan somewhere in there too
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Male 794
im building one of these at work to look like a file cabinet :) that would be awesome, but i would have an xbox in there, i dont do comp games no more, except maybe when starcraft 2 comes out, or is it out already?
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Female 961
dude, that`s amazing!
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Female 12
That mouse pad is the bomb!
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Female 111
that`s awesome!! i would be in there all the time.
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Male 42
Pretty cool. Want it.
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Male 237
hot box
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Male 126
Yeah, I hate it when I get excited and spray mountain dew all over the floor, happens to me all the time...
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Male 2,893
I like being able to see that I`m actually in the real world and not WoW all the time.
but damn is it hard to leave.
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Male 575
... I want...
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Male 64
i`d kill for that~ oh god
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Male 2,220
Prejudiced said "No jizz stains on the floor of mine though please. That`s just nasty. I hope its Mtn Dew and not what O think."

I`d be more concerned with the smegmatites hanging from the keyboard shelf if I were you...
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Female 876
it looks it`s made specially for me <3
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Male 3,915
that is so epic....i would so have that!
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Female 249
Add a fan and some ventilation, and I would have one. No fridge or anything though, I need some motivation to stop raiding and GTFO back to the real world.

If you remove the clock on windows (bottom right corner). You could spend days in there and not even realise. I don`t even know if you can remove the clock? Oh well you get my point.

No jizz stains on the floor of mine though please. That`s just nasty. I hope its Mtn Dew and not what O think.
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Male 1,219
That chair looks so freaking comfortable.
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Male 201
Does he not care about ventilation?
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Male 1,083
if i was wanking in there, my jizz would be on the wall under the desk, not the floor. i vote the stains are mountain dew.
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Male 317
Looks pretty cramped for wanking. I like to stretch out.
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Male 420
he has clearly jizzed all over the floor
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Male 43
total jerk off hole
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Male 2,332
Britt566, it`s probably Mountain Dew.

Hopefully it`s Mountain Dew.

...
...

It`s jizz
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Female 665
Fapping has never been so good. <3
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Male 446
I guess they couldn`t run plumbing to the gaming cocoon for "the toilet as chair" option.
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Female 2,289
there`s spots on the floor of it...

I don`t want to know.
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Female 305
This is awesome. Dust-proof?
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Female 199
make it sound proof.

I want to hear spies uncloaking on the other side of the map
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Male 2,506
That would be epic <3
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Male 312
That would have been a perfect lair for the me of the past. It`s still awesome.
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Male 215
Oh man. I have visualized this so many times. Just throw in a harness, tie everything down, add some batteries, mini-fridge, air conditioning, and make the outside harder, and I would be content with shipping myself.
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Female 263
Whoa... that`s awesome!
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Male 194
That guy has a sweet mousepad.
Pretty classy.
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Male 1,083
it just needs a toilet and it`s perfect.
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Male 123
Needs a vent. And a cupholder.. Then were talkin!!
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Male 86
Have to admit, that`s pretty beast. Pop in an A/C, a mini fridge and I`d be all set for hibernation.
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Male 2,748
O.o want
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Male 12
I want one!
Coulda done with some internal padding or paint though
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Female 94
F-ing awsome!
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Male 768
Omg, I need to make me one of those....except I bet it gets really hot though.
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Female 106
lololol he`s in the ZONE
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Male 15,832
Gamer or wanker?
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Female 515
I have the same back round on my phone that`s on his desktop...weeeiiirrrdddd
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Male 5,189
I want one haha.
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Male 3,310
Aww look, he`s got two handles on the door. One close enough so his fat ass doesn`t have to get up to reach the other one.
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Female 477
ew what are those stains on the floor......
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Female 329
I think the darkness whilst staring at the screen would mess up your eyesight.
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Male 69
This thing is awesome...I WANT ONE!
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Male 69
yo, you have to read zombiebish`s post. she`s a sploogh expert. i damn near splooged myself.
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Male 1,287
@Jazzycakes I hadn`t considered the old G15 model, but I guess you`re right. Unless someone buys one used, though, they`re unobtainable.

I have the new G15. It has less macro keys, but I like it just fine. I`ve never used the G11, but it`s based on the original G15.
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Male 4,807
Throw in a beer fridge and a piss pot and its all win
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Male 285
Dude thats awesome hhaha. Nice car seat.
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Male 108
jizz stains on the floor
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Male 418
and of course, the parent`s motto is "well if you don`t see the problem, you ignore the problem until it goes away"
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Male 535
where`s the dolby 7.1 system?

I want.
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Male 959
more like a custom made masturbation pod
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Female 329
I think the darkness whilst staring at the screen would mess up your eyesight.
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Female 9,572
"I want one of these so badly, I`d just insulate it so when my bf throws a fit I don`t have to listen to him :)"

Same but for my brother.
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Female 275
I want one of these so badly, I`d just insulate it so when my bf throws a fit I don`t have to listen to him :)
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Male 18
am I the only one that thinks it`s pretty freaking awesome?
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Male 217
It`s a G15 keyboard, nice sized screen. I`d assume this would only be for wow, gamers aren`t ashamed of playing bfbc2 / l4d, but they are ashamed of playing wow. And if they aren`t...*cracks knuckles*
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Male 5,194
FAP FAP FAP
(closes door)
fap fap fap
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Male 7,830
i would watch horror films in that, that would be awesome.
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Male 1,287
I`m a gamer. I shower every day. The keyboard is Logitech G11. As far as their gaming keyboards go, this one is pretty fail.
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Male 2,033
Must be one of those gay gamers they talk about so much on the internet, just hasn`t come out of the closet yet.
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Female 137
To be fair, that probably isn`t splooge. Splooge probably wouldn`t follow that trajectory unless he was aiming down, which would be awkward. Unless it dripped from the underside of the ledge holding the monitor and keyboard.
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Male 2,688
I would SO want one of these when I do my zombie games... No light, AWESOME acoustics inside the cabinet.... It would feel like i was in a movie theater, just a bit more cramped.
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Male 4,745
George Costanza would be proud.
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Male 339
Nicknamed the Ejaculation-Station.
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Male 31
Needs to be able to recline back so you can get in the perfect WoW position. Just saying
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Male 931
Must...have....
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Male 81
I hate to break the bad news to everybody, but FROM THE SPLOOGE ON THE FLOOR, I DON`T THINK IT`S FOR "GAMING"!!!!
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Male 25,416
THat would be horrible!
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Female 52
do the stains on the floor bother anyone else?!
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Male 593
Claustrophobia would get the better of me in there... wow :)
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Female 170
Omg I want this XD
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Female 123
All this needs is an air conditioning unit sticking out somewhere.
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Female 3,598
i like the oriental rug mousepad...
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Male 559
needs a foot rest
i have always had a foot rest
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Male 774
First thing`s first. I`m going to take advanced wood shop.

Second: Build this.
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Male 29
Clearly a closet gamer.
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Male 397
Now you can be gay and a nerd at the same time.
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Male 15,510
That is all what I really need
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Male 28
Lots of jizz stains on the floor lol.
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Male 907
Haha, nice choice of computer background. That`s gotta look sweet when you`re in the dark nestled in your reclined chair.
And lulz for Baalthazag, I didn`t even see that! xD
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Male 2,592
no place for pizza? Burn it
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Female 130
Better than the old cardboard box/sheet trick to stop glare . . I guess. .

No, it`s still just a nerdcave.
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Male 54
look like my floor
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Male 39,913
nice mouse pad
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Male 56
I do not want to go in there with a UV light
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Male 698
so where can i get one and where can i get one of those keyboards
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Female 673
WANT!
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Male 45
I need one.
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Male 1,162
looks cozy
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Male 541
would be a lot better if it was a 360 rather than a PC
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Male 497
seriously i like it
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Male 1,299
Sad and brilliant at the same time.
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Male 158
thats pretty sweet, knowing me i would cut out a couple vent holes and make a hole for a small A/C
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Male 620
cum stains on the carpet.
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Male 2,159
Honey, why is that cupboard screaming "Yes, Level 60 Mage!!"?

"`tis the ghost of the gamer, Lindsey. Some say he signs in to W.O.W at night to pick up where he left off..."

*muffled* "I`m right here! You just blocked the door a week ago! I`ve been eating my armrest dammit!"

"Let me show you the guest room..."
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Male 6,693
Well I guess you dont really have to worry about waking up the roommates. Seems like it would get hot though.
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Female 1,148
That is so epic.
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Male 390
that`s lame....he only has space for one monitor....what kind of gamer is he?
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Male 69
Can you imagine the stench?
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Male 1,108
Right next to the radiator too, mmmm niffy.
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Female 4,376
That is freaking awesome and I do too bathe.
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Male 4,546
why is the floor stai.... no, you know what, nevermind.
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Male 20,909
Link: Hey Gamer Nerd, Get Back In Your Hole [4 Pics] [Rate Link] - In theory, this custom-made gaming pod is epic, but let`s hope it has ventilation because as we know, gamers don`t bathe
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