Heavy Metal Dads Make The Best Dads

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 6 years ago Misc

Sigh, if only this had been my father.
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Male 415
\m/, d(-.-)b .\m/
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Male 454
Gotta teach them younins how to burn churches at an early age. Yep. \m/ MUYA.
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Female 3,598
"Maybe I am making a big deal out of nothing and someone can point me to an IAB post that shows Jesus or a Christian in a positive light? "

Can someone point me to something funny that Christians have created? (intentionally that is, i mean without mocking them?)
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Male 101
drat YEA! METAL!
\m/
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Female 517
AWESOME!
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Male 877
JoeSmash
Male, 40-49, Southern US
4 Posts Saturday, June 19, 2010 12:19:17 AM
Ignore the fact that I have zero posts, I`ve been visiting IAB almost daily for years.
From what I have seen more and more here is the passive agressive hatred for God.
This video was cute untill they burned they church.
I think maybe it is time for IAB to be honest and just come out and say they don`t want Christians here.
Maybe I am making a big deal out of nothing and someone can point me to an IAB post that shows Jesus or a Christian in a positive light?


aseirinn : ^^^say something funny and yer in^^^
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Female 14
Awww, almost makes me change my mind about having kids someday. Couple cute little headbangers running around causing chaos. Lol.
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Male 411
good times!
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Male 2,688
Barbarossa... You win my respect... :) High Five
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Female 52
I love you daddy!

I want to be a mum like that \m/
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Male 220
@ imjussayin
Who cares if that burning hell is actually an imaginary place, and if you have a redwood up your ass. I`m jus sayin...
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Female 2,352
That was f*cking awesome. \m/
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Male 337
that was truly awesome
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Female 57
wow that was so awsome, a blatant display of a 5 year olds hate for God. amazing. i mean really who cares if you and your daughter are gona burn in hell. rock on
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Male 152
This is epic.
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Male 418
u ever try and get white glue off of a glass table?? that was horrifying
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Male 698
what am i watching?
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Female 4,447
That was so cute! =D Super adorable at the end. If I could be guaranteed that my kid would turn out that awesome, I`d actually consider having one.
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Male 9,306
I laughed when she threw up the horns. XD That little girl is cute AND hardcore!
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Male 144
Joe: "I`m more of a WEED SMOKING KIND OF GUY, so if you can point me to where that is kept?"

Its a damn wonder why people dont take Christians serious on here? o.O
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Male 153
That was freaking cute
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Male 1,484
correction, not a heavy metal dad, a black metal dad
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Male 553
that was drating cool! i shall be a heavy metal dad one day...
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Male 3,255
@JoeSmash

Hey, I know man. With me its the redhead poo. My wife and half my kids are redheads, and it gets me so drating hard when they talk about how disgusting they are. But I`ve fought, and I`ve lost. IAB, and most of it`s posters just don`t give a drat. My only options are whine like a bitch or deal with it. I just chose the latter, lol.
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Male 13
HAHA!!! YES! OMG.
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Male 3,619
NORWAY! NORWAY! NORWAY! NORWAY! NORWAY! NORWAY!

also: Tokiokoos is alitle... uneducated.
/me is too lazy to correct her anyway. i suggest if there`s further intrest to this metal + church burning; then you should google it. or something.
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Male 41
@Gloostikk: it`s "Summoning Lupine" by Leviathan!
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Male 1,297
what was the song?
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Male 3,314
Little boy, or little girl?
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Male 41
every house should have this kit, and all children should play like this!
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Female 412
Norway indeed; there used to be hundreds of ancient woorden churches there, but loads were burnt down by satanists. Not saying all people who like metal are satanists; I`m a metal lover myself, but I would never ever consider burning down anything, especially not an ancient historical artefact. That`s why I think this clip is at the same time rather cool and rather tasteless, when you consider there`s only about 30 wooden churches left in Norway.
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Male 2,332
haha, norway I`m guessing :p
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Male 1,357
lmao!!!! thats brilliant
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Female 225
The end is soo cute! (clenched hand)
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Male 7
Thanks Taylor, but I`m more of a weed smoking kinda guy, so if you can point me to where that is kept?
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Male 2,688
Come on, Joe. Leaving means they win! Half the fun of this site is in arguing your side of the fence. If you disagree with something, SAY SO. And people will disagree with you... and you`ll get flamed... and people will agree with you... and they`ll get flamed... Its all a happy bunch or masochistic lunatics here...

By the way... Welcome to the party... Punch is in the fridge... Beer is in the freezer... Stay away from the Trolls, they get real ugly. And whatever you do, stay away from Uncle Davy... He`s a bit strange, if you know what I mean...
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Male 7
@Zerocyde
Commenters who hate don`t bother me. Being from Florida I enjoy all the Florida jokes, stupid fat American jokes from the Europeans (who are just as fat and stupid) and Ginger jokes ect. I could care less about commenters like NotAllowed who says her fav past time was to burn churches. It is the hate I`m feeling from IAB that bothers me.
I should probably just sign out and go back to lurking or maybe just leave IAB.
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Male 591
To all the haters..

Stop making a religion that`s easy to poke fun at.
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Male 2,688
"Oh no a lot of these links have content that I disagree with!" Sorry. But I`ll join your side on it after about 2000 years of IAB coming to your house and burning your family alive. (yes: exageration, no: dont give a drat)

That about sums it up right there... +10 points
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Male 3,255
@@JoeSmash

And if you`ve really been here for years then you should probably know by now that the links are really only like 20% of IAB. The comment sections are some of the best debate\discussion areas on the entire drating internet. You like this god of yours so damned much? Quit crying about how hard life on the internet is for you and throw down some debatin`
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Male 3,255
@JoeSmash

"Maybe I am making a big deal out of nothing and someone can point me to an IAB post that shows Jesus or a Christian in a positive light?"

I agree, it is biased and it kinda sucks that the good(few) religious types are feeling excluded, but honestly, you guys have kind of had your way for thousands of years, so I don`t really give a drat. :P

"Oh no a lot of these links have content that I disagree with!" Sorry. But I`ll join your side on it after about 2000 years of IAB coming to your house and burning your family alive. (yes: exageration, no: dont give a drat)

Besides, it`s not like we don`t want you here. IAB hates redheads and I hate people who hate redheads and we both still love each other, lol.
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Male 7
@Iceblack
I don`t mean to come across as holier than thou, I just can`t help but notice an on going theme.
Like I said, I have been visiting this site for years, and I like IAB. I`m not a humorless person who can`t take a joke. I guess I`m saying that as a Christian I am begining to feel the hate.
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Female 526
burning churches was my favorite pass time as well when i was her age..
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Female 261
Best. Dad. Ever.
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Male 551
@JoeSmash

That`s because Christians are too busy
going to church and praying... They just
don`t have the time to visit IAB

We sinners have all the fun here =D
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Male 133
This is full of WIN! LOL
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Male 7
Ignore the fact that I have zero posts, I`ve been visiting IAB almost daily for years.
From what I have seen more and more here is the passive agressive hatred for God.
This video was cute untill they burned they church.
I think maybe it is time for IAB to be honest and just come out and say they don`t want Christians here.
Maybe I am making a big deal out of nothing and someone can point me to an IAB post that shows Jesus or a Christian in a positive light?
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Male 877
i think theres history to this piece...

Black metal has been met with great hostility from mainstream culture, mainly due to the misanthropic and anti-Christian standpoint of many artists. Moreover, a handful of musicians have been linked with church burnings, murder or National Socialism. For these, and other reasons, black metal is often seen as an underground form of music.

obviously i dont agree...but i like the humour in it though...
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Female 2,927
in a sick twisted way this is the cutest thing Ive ever seen. awesome! i love it!
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Male 1,686
that girl`s gonna be a badass
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Female 20
:[ What`s wrong with you people.
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Male 2,688
All things considered, this will be me when I have kids... I`ll be rocking full metal gear playing with my children... I will be the proudest dad EVER when my son (or daughter) asks to wear a metal band t-shirt to school. I think I`d cry a little.
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Female 1,190
awww :D
that was so cute!
i wish my dad did cool stuff like that with me when i was younger :/
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Male 256
bwahahahhaha
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Female 19
Lords of Chaos is actually a great book lol
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Female 351
Aww, I seriously thought this was too cute! I hope if I have kids they turn out to be awesome rockers like that!
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Male 37,902
was there some point to this?
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Male 61
@bananajojo. Isn`t it a boy?
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Female 1,401
the girl`s face at the end was awesome
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Male 695
That was so fudgeking awesome! \,,/(-_-)\,,/
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Male 680
Haha awesome.

For a project back in Primary School, I made a ~40cm tall siege tower out of paddle-pop sticks and glue. Then we got little samples of different materials and cut them and stuck them on the outside of the tower (as the animal skins that were usually hung outside).

Man that was awesome.
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Female 1,515
That was stupid.
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Male 1,627
drink blood and throw it up on her
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Male 621
That was the greatest! :D
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Female 231
Zepher: Not all people fit into that stereotype. My husband and I listen to harder music like that and my husband works for Costco and is a valued employee and meat cutter.
We are owners of a three bedroom, two bathroom, house up in a mountainous area called Placerville. And, not to mention, that we have two children. One of which was solving puzzles and walking long before his first birthday.
I am only mentioning it to let you know that not all people who dress this way and listen to hard music are "deadbeats".
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Male 76
At least he is an involved Dad!
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Male 594
I laughed -SO- hard. Especially at the end.
Where the girl is all.. RAWR!!!! With her hand like a claw.

Pure awesomeness.
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Female 4,376
lol that was cute at the end
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Female 414
Can`t say he`s a dead beat dad thats for sure lol
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Female 231
Hahaha This is my husband and my son right now!! I have to save this!
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Male 645
lmao.. when he puts the cross on all i could think was "light it on fire".. and he did!
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Male 774
This fills me with happiness.

\m/
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Male 17
fricken awesome
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Female 1,894
haha i love the end
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Male 321
That just looks like it was a really fun video to do...
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Male 576
Lol @ deyv87. Agreed
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Male 5,194
Fcukin` awesome dad.
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Male 226
lol, just goes to show, you don`t need to be Ward Cleaver to spend quality time with your kids. =)
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Male 383
drating awesome! D:
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Female 843
That was cute in a very creepy way. At least he spends time with his daughter
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Female 71
XD
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Male 17,512
It`s nice that he`s spending time with his daughter and all, But that was really a disturbing ending.
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Male 448
That kid will probably grow up to be a 10 times better person than your average Sunday church goer.
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Male 7,585
that was kind of awesome, hes such a good daddy.
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Male 18
satanic enough??
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Male 302
Awesome? Yes.
The beginnings of an arsonist? Also yes.
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Male 25,416
wow, thats kinda messed up!
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Male 15,510
Inducing Satan to your family values WIN
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Female 1,427
This is frickin adorable. Lmao.
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Male 2,551
Link: Heavy Metal Dads Make The Best Dads [Rate Link] - Sigh, if only this had been my father.
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