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Date: 06/25/10 11:03 AM

67 Responses to God Trying To Reach The Young And Illiterate [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:16 am
    Link: God Trying To Reach The Young And Illiterate - Yep, society is getting dumber.
  2. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:19 am
    Oh pls. Lol.
  3. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:22 am
    lol the worst part is the atrocious shade of pink they chose to advertise with.
  4. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:22 am
    I can`t really understand that, am I getting too old?
  5. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:25 am
    watt?
  6. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:32 am
    kinky.
  7. Profile photo of Bananananana
    Bananananana Female 13-17
    80 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:33 am
    oh DEAR.
  8. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:35 am
    i think this poster was designed by stever jobs, its your fault if you dont understand it
  9. Profile photo of ledouxrt
    ledouxrt Male 30-39
    321 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:37 am
    I thought God was now just "G" as in OMG.
  10. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:38 am
    *facepalm*
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36873 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:48 am

  12. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    *facepalm*
  13. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    Don`t do this if you are trying to appeal to teenagers. I honestly don`t know anyone who does this and it makes it seem like you`re trying too hard.........and failing.
  14. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    That makes me... wow.
  15. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    LOL Gerry
  16. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    maybe if "god" starts talking like this to people then the kids might think that talking like that is not "cool" anymore and actually learn to spell
  17. Profile photo of b0sanac1
    b0sanac1 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    LOL spot on Gerry.
  18. Profile photo of NewYorkHippi
    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
    151 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    not every teen in the world talks like that..only the stupid ones
  19. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    lol wow... They have to be trying to appeal to like 8 year olds... Sometimes, when i feel over tired or drunk, i substitute "u" for "you" but never have I used coz, sez or luv and what the drat is 1anova? I`ve never even seen this in my life... I promise you I-A-B when I go into advertising (My major going into college) I`ll make better ads... not for God, of course, he doesnt exist :)
  20. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    respect!
  21. Profile photo of Tartanist
    Tartanist Female 40-49
    3 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    Oh Hell - we are moving toward an Idiocracy!!!!
  22. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    I had a tough time trying to figure out what 1anova means....
  23. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    Who the hell says `1anova`!?!?!?
  24. Profile photo of izzielee
    izzielee Female 18-29
    94 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    I think "1anova" is supposed to say "one another". But I read it as ANOVA and then quickly had horrific flash backs to my Stats classes a few semesters ago. But I digress.

    To say the world is going to hell when you see advertisements like this one is an understatment.
  25. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    And on the 8th day...God said "LET THERE BE GRAMMAR!" And there was grammar. And the grammar was good.
  26. Profile photo of util
    util Male 18-29
    136 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    God says to love Jenova? Off course this ad was paid by Sephiroth himself.
  27. Profile photo of vampyre459
    vampyre459 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    Bioshocker
    "Who the hell says `1anova`!?!?!?"

    One another.
  28. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    As I`ve said before, all advertisements will be like this in the future.
  29. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    I found that kind of hard to read... o.o

    Darn those annoying cliche-followers.
  30. Profile photo of clp2010
    clp2010 Female 30-39
    126 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:38 pm


    Bioshocker
    "Who the hell says `1anova`!?!?!?"

    vampyre459
    One another.


    I`m with Bioshocker, who the heck says that?
  31. Profile photo of campofclay
    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    Mi brane herts
  32. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    Lanova? Ianova? Janova?
  33. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Wait...what?
  34. Profile photo of bardockjerms
    bardockjerms Male 30-39
    232 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Pretty safe to say this is from England (1 an ova) = (one and ava) = (one and other).
  35. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    ok, if you love everyone then you`ll forgive me for not believing in you, cuz if you don`t then you don`t love everyone
  36. Profile photo of beckpratt
    beckpratt Female 18-29
    204 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    1anova is supposed to be one another.
  37. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    I want to find people who type like that and punch them in the throat.
  38. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

    2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
    --------

    More, Much more in the Lolcatz bible
  39. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    other network charges may vary.
  40. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    I want to find people who type like that and punch them in the throat.

    I want to lock them away in the primitive society they want to inflict on the world, a society without a language complex enough to allow higher thought. An island of primitive primates in human form.

    There are many differences between humans and other apes, with an opposable thumb being the most famous, but underlying all the truly important ones is a more advanced mind *and language complex enough to express the thoughts of that mind*.
  41. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    I`m joining Angilion
  42. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    ugh... seriously?
    Christians: "how can we try to be hip and cool like they youngsters? OOH!! let`s be illiterate!!"
  43. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    Ugh, this is embarassing. Damn it. Damn it all.
  44. Profile photo of theHUSHSOUND
    theHUSHSOUND Female 13-17
    541 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    Angilion seems to be on the right track.
  45. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    I`m confused. God says love Analysis of Variance (ANOVA)? But I thought there was some sort of conflict between religious faith and scientific testing for evidence?
  46. Profile photo of CapnAwesome
    CapnAwesome Male 18-29
    236 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    wtf does 1anova mean?!
  47. Profile photo of sugarhyped
    sugarhyped Female 18-29
    329 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    God says love one another because I love you.
  48. Profile photo of tom-brady12
    tom-brady12 Male 13-17
    295 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    anyone find it really drating annoying the way this is spelled?
  49. Profile photo of kiriluv
    kiriluv Female 18-29
    203 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    Wow...and to think I had to sit here and think about it... Does that mean I`m dumber or smarter than society?
  50. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    o_O I know people that text like that and it drives me insane
  51. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    It`s kinda funny because "1anova" is really confusing and only cuts out two letters from "1another."
  52. Profile photo of Righteous_D
    Righteous_D Male 18-29
    84 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    Thanks, sugarhyped... I.. was staring at that for a while and was like "... what??"
    I was hoping someone in the comments could read it.
    =D
  53. Profile photo of FriskyRonnie
    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
    199 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    what the hell is a wonan over-

    ohhhh...

    it`s still stupid
  54. Profile photo of frajola
    frajola Female 18-29
    99 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 10:19 pm
    But I hate statistics! *badumts*
  55. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 10:45 pm
    ...but if u turn back an look at da city I just burned, I will turn u to salt beaach!

    I guess that`s what he meant by "I luv u"
  56. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:55 pm
    LtFurpie, my phones always auto-correct "bitch" to "citag", at least on T9, now I have a touchscreen so it just yells at me you`re doing it wrong

    aupersmash, I had no idea what that word was...I thought it said, "love one a nova", which I do, Nova is an awesome TV show
  57. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 12:24 am
    Trying too hard.
  58. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 12:56 am
    God sez, worship me or i`ll drat you up.

    Sh*t, if i said that, i`d get punched in the mouth. why are people afraid of something that may or may not exist.
  59. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 1:25 am
    They don`t understand their brand`s appeal. Christianity trying to market itself as modern and hip is like trying to market Slim Jims as Kobe beef.
  60. Profile photo of hansonrocks
    hansonrocks Female 18-29
    99 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 1:45 am
    so kids can`t write and read proper english anymore then? (and I know I can`t spell)
  61. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 5:18 am
    ugh this made me actually phisically cringe
  62. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 6:22 am
    If it said "John 13:37" at the bottom I would`ve actually found it funny.
  63. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 10:54 am
    Wow I C teh lightz. Ima go2church. Tey spek my lingo!

    Seriously, this is bad. This is...
    Hmm, I want to say utterly retarded but I think it goes a shade past that.
  64. Profile photo of Mainframe
    Mainframe Male 40-49
    43 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    you think the bible was originally written in English?

    It`s been translated from Aramaic, Hebrew, Greek, etc into many languages, to meet the needs of the reader. Based on that, I don`t see anything too wrong here.
  65. Profile photo of Adamam
    Adamam Male 18-29
    111 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    With the phones that are coming out now, they have a really good predictive (T9) option, so hardly anyone types like the poster any more. God is 5 years too late :(
  66. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 11:33 am
    well now religion is conforming to technology, lol
  67. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    lol @ Adamam.

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