God Trying To Reach The Young And Illiterate [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Yep, society is getting dumber.
There are 67 comments:
Female 914
lol @ Adamam.
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Male 698
well now religion is conforming to technology, lol
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Male 111
With the phones that are coming out now, they have a really good predictive (T9) option, so hardly anyone types like the poster any more. God is 5 years too late :(
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Male 43
you think the bible was originally written in English?

It`s been translated from Aramaic, Hebrew, Greek, etc into many languages, to meet the needs of the reader. Based on that, I don`t see anything too wrong here.
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Female 1,386
Wow I C teh lightz. Ima go2church. Tey spek my lingo!

Seriously, this is bad. This is...
Hmm, I want to say utterly retarded but I think it goes a shade past that.
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Male 680
If it said "John 13:37" at the bottom I would`ve actually found it funny.
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Female 3,828
ugh this made me actually phisically cringe
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Female 99
so kids can`t write and read proper english anymore then? (and I know I can`t spell)
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Male 928
They don`t understand their brand`s appeal. Christianity trying to market itself as modern and hip is like trying to market Slim Jims as Kobe beef.
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Male 4,793
God sez, worship me or i`ll drat you up.

Sh*t, if i said that, i`d get punched in the mouth. why are people afraid of something that may or may not exist.
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Male 12,138
Trying too hard.
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Male 2,703
LtFurpie, my phones always auto-correct "bitch" to "citag", at least on T9, now I have a touchscreen so it just yells at me [text=red]you`re doing it wrong[/text]

aupersmash, I had no idea what that word was...I thought it said, "love one a nova", which I do, Nova is an awesome TV show
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Male 1,013
...but if u turn back an look at da city I just burned, I will turn u to salt beaach!

I guess that`s what he meant by "I luv u"
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Female 99
But I hate statistics! *badumts*
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Female 199
what the hell is a wonan over-

ohhhh...

it`s still stupid
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Male 84
Thanks, sugarhyped... I.. was staring at that for a while and was like "... what??"
I was hoping someone in the comments could read it.
=D
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Male 3,755
It`s kinda funny because "1anova" is really confusing and only cuts out two letters from "1another."
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Male 519
o_O I know people that text like that and it drives me insane
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Female 203
Wow...and to think I had to sit here and think about it... Does that mean I`m dumber or smarter than society?
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Male 295
anyone find it really drating annoying the way this is spelled?
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Female 329
God says love one another because I love you.
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Male 236
wtf does 1anova mean?!
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Male 3,842
I`m confused. God says love Analysis of Variance (ANOVA)? But I thought there was some sort of conflict between religious faith and scientific testing for evidence?
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Female 540
Angilion seems to be on the right track.
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Male 325
Ugh, this is embarassing. Damn it. Damn it all.
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Female 3,598
ugh... seriously?
Christians: "how can we try to be hip and cool like they youngsters? OOH!! let`s be illiterate!!"
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Male 2,056
I`m joining Angilion
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Male 12,365
[quote]I want to find people who type like that and punch them in the throat.[/quote]

I want to lock them away in the primitive society they want to inflict on the world, a society without a language complex enough to allow higher thought. An island of primitive primates in human form.

There are many differences between humans and other apes, with an opposable thumb being the most famous, but underlying all the truly important ones is a more advanced mind *and language complex enough to express the thoughts of that mind*.
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Male 769
other network charges may vary.
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Male 15,510
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
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More, Much more in the Lolcatz bible
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Male 2,034
I want to find people who type like that and punch them in the throat.
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Female 204
1anova is supposed to be one another.
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Male 2,004
ok, if you love everyone then you`ll forgive me for not believing in you, cuz if you don`t then you don`t love everyone
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Male 232
Pretty safe to say this is from England (1 an ova) = (one and ava) = (one and other).
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Female 1,593
Wait...what?
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Male 2,419
Lanova? Ianova? Janova?
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Male 177
Mi brane herts
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Female 126


Bioshocker
"Who the hell says `1anova`!?!?!?"

vampyre459
One another.


I`m with Bioshocker, who the heck says that?
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Male 1,523
I found that kind of hard to read... o.o

Darn those annoying cliche-followers.
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Male 1,195
As I`ve said before, all advertisements will be like this in the future.
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Female 52
Bioshocker
"Who the hell says `1anova`!?!?!?"

One another.
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Male 136
God says to love Jenova? Off course this ad was paid by Sephiroth himself.
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Male 456
And on the 8th day...God said "LET THERE BE GRAMMAR!" And there was grammar. And the grammar was good.
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Female 94
I think "1anova" is supposed to say "one another". But I read it as ANOVA and then quickly had horrific flash backs to my Stats classes a few semesters ago. But I digress.

To say the world is going to hell when you see advertisements like this one is an understatment.
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Male 593
Who the hell says `1anova`!?!?!?
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Male 394
I had a tough time trying to figure out what 1anova means....
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Female 3
Oh Hell - we are moving toward an Idiocracy!!!!
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Male 25,416
respect!
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Male 443
lol wow... They have to be trying to appeal to like 8 year olds... Sometimes, when i feel over tired or drunk, i substitute "u" for "you" but never have I used coz, sez or luv and what the drat is 1anova? I`ve never even seen this in my life... I promise you I-A-B when I go into advertising (My major going into college) I`ll make better ads... not for God, of course, he doesnt exist :)
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Female 151
not every teen in the world talks like that..only the stupid ones
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Male 234
LOL spot on Gerry.
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Female 1,435
maybe if "god" starts talking like this to people then the kids might think that talking like that is not "cool" anymore and actually learn to spell
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Male 7,378
LOL Gerry
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Female 675
That makes me... wow.
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Male 748
Don`t do this if you are trying to appeal to teenagers. I honestly don`t know anyone who does this and it makes it seem like you`re trying too hard.........and failing.
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Female 9,572
*facepalm*
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Male 39,927

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Female 446
*facepalm*
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Male 321
I thought God was now just "G" as in OMG.
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Male 794
i think this poster was designed by stever jobs, its your fault if you dont understand it
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Female 80
oh DEAR.
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Male 10,855
kinky.
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Male 5,314
watt?
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Male 900
I can`t really understand that, am I getting too old?
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Female 3,574
lol the worst part is the atrocious shade of pink they chose to advertise with.
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Male 6,693
Oh pls. Lol.
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Male 20,916
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