Germany Manager Joachim Loew Caught Picking Nose

Submitted by: MCpeepants 6 years ago Funny

Where"s Loew"s yellow card for this atrocity?
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Male 2,402
PayN8tention replied:
You guys, steady yourselves because this ones going to shock you.

Tissues. Don`t. Work.

Your nose has to be very blocked for you to just cannon-ball one out of your nostril. Even when using the tissue like a nose condom, it`s just going to push the boogy deeper in there. Nonono, you need to hook the booger between your finger and the nail, like using a pair of tweezers. Or you can scrape it out and you`re all set.

If there was a tool designed to extract your boogers, it`d look exactly like a finger. What the real crime is is that this man hasn`t mastered the roll-and-flick technique.

Rolf! You should market the tool since you thought of such.
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Male 42
*almost
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Male 42
ewww i almot puked
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Female 877
"An Austrian scientist says, he can proof that eating your bogey can sustain your power of resistance to sickness" yeah i heard that too!

but iab posted a link loooong ago of an article who claims drinking the first urine you pee in the morning is very good for you. i wonder when the news will tell "eating your poo is the secret of being immortal"
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Female 877
"and also, there`s two videos of Löw doing that in two separate matches LOL but on the other one he also scratches his armpits and sniff his hand"
lolololol does he farts and bends down to smell it too?
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Male 7,378
OMG! No way did he just do that with a camera aimed at his head. Dude will never ever live that down. It will forever be a bane on his existence.
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Male 3,915
agreed with payN8tention
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Male 191
I-A-B. You are making me vomit.
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Male 907
You guys, steady yourselves because this ones going to shock you.

Tissues. Don`t. Work.

Your nose has to be very blocked for you to just cannon-ball one out of your nostril. Even when using the tissue like a nose condom, it`s just going to push the boogy deeper in there. Nonono, you need to hook the booger between your finger and the nail, like using a pair of tweezers. Or you can scrape it out and you`re all set.

If there was a tool designed to extract your boogers, it`d look exactly like a finger. What the real crime is is that this man hasn`t mastered the roll-and-flick technique.
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Female 387
Maybe this is the secret to Germany`s success...
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Female 56
He kisses his kids and wife with that mouth? ewwww!
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Male 4,004
"(that`s portuguese fyi, before someone says it`s spanish) "

As Russell Peters has said, Portuguese sounds like drunken slurred Spanish.
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Male 4,004
"We made tissues for a reason!"

What about the portable napkins we invented, and later re-named them "pants".
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Male 2,402
Oh he ate it! He deserves a red card. Thank God they don`t touch the ball when playing.
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Male 190
I find it offensive when people make fun of nose-pickers.

I dont mind nose picking that much and dont find it big news, but when you eat it after? Nasty.
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Male 69
We made tissues for a reason!
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Male 815
@ sonikku

true story, man
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Male 49
that`s not even nose picking. he straight up attacks his nose at the 5 second mark.
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Male 22
An Austrian scientist says, he can proof that eating your bogey can sustain your power of resistance to sickness.
Nose picking, he said, is reducing stress.
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Female 160
I find it offensive when people make fun of nose-pickers.
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Male 757
AND HE EATS IT TOO! XD
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Male 1,287
drating disgusting. It`s bad enough when I witness my nephew doing it, but for drat`s sake, this guy`s an adult! blech
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Male 1,678
The nose picking isn`t as embarassing as the dodgey matching outfits he and his assistant wear
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Male 350
"but on the other one he also scratches his armpits and sniff his hand"

OMFG :D
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Male 25,416
Thats horrible, i hate to see that!
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Male 815
the first guy that appears in the video with the brown jacket said "well he didnt want to throw it away, he doesn`t like dirty soccer fields" LOL
(that`s portuguese fyi, before someone says it`s spanish)

and also, there`s two videos of Löw doing that in two separate matches LOL but on the other one he also scratches his armpits and sniff his hand
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Male 15,510
Ill not shake that guys hand
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Female 3,598
EWWWW he ate IT!!!!! oh god terrible traumatic memories are coming to mind...
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Male 1,299
Nutritious.
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Male 6,694
He did the pick.
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Male 6
slick...real slick
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Male 1,108
Where`s his yellow card?

I think he just ate it.
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Male 37,888
How gross! If he`s gonna pick his nose he should do it like an adult!!!!

Get a car and sit in traffic!
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Male 592
did he eat it? Xd
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Female 1,894
EWWWWWWWW hahahahahaha this is funny
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Male 47
Link: Germany Manager Joachim Loew Caught Picking Nose [Rate Link] - Where`s Loew`s yellow card for this atrocity?
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