German Student Attacks Hell`s Angels With Puppy

Submitted by: boyblunder1 6 years ago Weird
http://www.timeslive.co.za/world/article505813.ece/German-student-attacks-Hell-rsquo-s-Angels-with-puppy

And then the story gets weird...
There are 47 comments:
Male 1,360
I throw kitties........... at necrobitch
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Male 368
Cool guys throw puppies at explosions.
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Male 794
stole a bulldozer, that sounds like a fun day, throw some puppy at hells angels, get away on the slowest vehicle known to roam the streets of germany, AWESOME!!
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Male 2,332
A puppy? Who throws a puppy? Come on! Really?
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Male 236
I like to think that the reaction of the Hell`s Angels afterwards were "Awwww! PUPPY!!"
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Female 330
captnawesome, yea, necrobitch is a crazy B*tch.
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Male 9,306
You ever get the feeling that this crap is put together like one of those Myspace Bulletin Memes?

1) A (suspect)
January-Young boy
February-Black male
March-Asian woman
...

2) Was (crime)
1st - Public urination
2nd - Animal abuse
3rd - Drunk driving
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3) Ending in (result)
Blue - Being apprehended
Green - Killing themselves
Red - Initiating a statewide ban on...
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Male 236
I don`t even know who the girl is, but necrobitch pisses me off.
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Male 1,505
Drugs are bad, mmkay?
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Male 2,592
i woulda hurled something more dangerous. gangs piss me off. i believe EVERYONE should be armed so these non-nice individuals get put in check.
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Female 91
That`s ironic. My husband threw a kitten at me last night.
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Female 665
The fu?
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Female 467
lmfao
then the puppy explodes XD POP
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Male 37,897
a stolen bulldozer?

and the bikers couldn`t catch him?
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Male 145
The classic one-up headline.
Student attacks Hell`s Angel
w/ a puppy
escapes on bulldozer?!
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Male 2,199
well this story made absolutely no sense...
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Female 3,598
wow... a pug? if your gonna throw a puppy it should probably be a chihuahua or something.
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Female 1,264
WTF

I wanna know if the puppy is ok, though.
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Male 537
God damn punk mofo!
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Female 423
me too salted_eggs, me too
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Male 321
hahaha drating metal!!!
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Female 924
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Female 30
OK... soo i dont care what happened to the German student or the bikers.....is the puppy okay?
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Male 2,056
you did WHAT!?
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Male 25,416
Thats just awesome, throw a puppy at a bikey and escape on a bulldozer. well thought out!
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Male 774
I hope I can confuse the crap outta people like this one day.
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Female 276
thats too unrealistic - must be true!! lol
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Male 167
Sounds like something that would happen in South Carolina.
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Female 2,509
Quick, we need a distraction!

*tosses puppy at them*
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Female 2,927
poor puppy :(
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Male 58
i need wayyyyy more details and if at all possible video of the biker/puppy/bulldozer shenanigans
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Female 412
You what? >>
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Male 3,255
Hahahahahaha, what the drat?
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Female 1,001
But what happened to the puppy?!
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Male 177
some clarification...

Bulldozer /= Steamroller

Forget the pic of Austin Powers in your head.
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Female 7,838
What was he ON!!!!
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Male 4,680
Presumably the `bulldozer` is just a nickname for a sports car he owned and the puppy was rigged with explosives.
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Male 4,547
What. The. drat?
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Male 136
Watch out for retaliation when the Hells will hurl bulldozers at him before escaping on their puppies.
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Male 6,694
What was he thinking.
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Male 953
How do you escape on a bulldozer? Don`t they go like 5 mph????
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Male 368
what
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Male 915
that puppy looks traumatized lol
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Male 5,314
short, but sweet. hahaha.
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Female 635
... Whut?

My instant reaction is to say `This show!`, but I`m not watching TV. This is real life being weird as hell.
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Male 213
My hero!
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Male 31
Link: German Student Attacks Hell`s Angels With Puppy [Rate Link] - And then the story gets weird...
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