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172 Responses to George Carlin And His Take On Religion [Pic]

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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
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    June 21, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    Link: George Carlin And His Take On Religion - It would be interesting to see a complete opposite argument for this statement.
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    Norris Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:34 pm

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    Siyanor Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    George Carlin needs to stop being dead. :(
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    Frankii Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    God is not invisible nor does He live in the sky nor is he a man. He is beyond human understanding. God doesn`t watch, He is omniscient. You are not immediately damned for breaking any of the ten commandments. If you`re sorry for it then you are forgiven. I`m not going to try and convert you, but if you`re going to criticise religion, at least get your facts straight.
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    pui Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    ah, misunderstandings.
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    JimboSlice Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    As bad ass as George Carlin was, that`s way too vague and generalized to make much sense. the whole thing with religion is it was used as a control mechanism a few thousand years ago because people in large groups e.g; cities... act retarded eventually. The deities vary from religion to religion; and where he (and I`m sure a lot of people here) got the idea that there is an invisible man in the sky, I don`t think anyone will ever know. pshhh... "watches us".... GODS are all knowing.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    he is awesome!
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    shappy Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    ha, im christian and i still say ha cuz its funny
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    I wonder how many people will just read "convinced people there`s an Invisible Man in the sky" and instantly start ranting?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    Carlin was a genius. I`m sure he`s having a blast wherever he is now.
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    awsome-guy Male 13-17
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    i still wonder how people actually beleive such crazy things in 2010
    but it is funny for the rest of us.
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    thats not actually funny. people just like it cause i bashes Christianity. im not a religious nut either. i just dont think george carlin is that funny
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    JeffBeau Male 30-39
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    Nowhere in the bible nor in any religious interpretation is it claimed that God is an "invisible man, living in the sky"

    He`s semi-right about the money part - it`s the churches who angle for money, not God.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    He took the 10 Commanment and made them 2:

    Thou shalt always be honest and faithful
    to the provider of thy nookie.

    &

    Thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone, unless of course
    they pray to a different invisible man than you.
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    I like Carlin, and most people here probably see me as a religious nut.

    I was saying this pretty much last week, where we differ though, is minor details, such as if any religious organization ever told me that they needed money I`m not stupid enough to fall for it.

    I`m very good at noticing who is trying to take stuff off me. It`s not God.

    Now, everyone on IAB, send me your money, it`s for erm, cancer cures.

    Notice here, it would be a pretty stupid thing to send me money.
    It would be equally stupid to blame cancer cures for wanting your money.

    Similarly, if I claim to be a Nigerian Prince or Banker, I`m probably lying. Nigerian princes don`t really want your money, the non-nice individual pretending to speak on their behalf does.

    Etc.
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    "Carlin was a genius. I`m sure he`s having a blast wherever he is now."

    Well, he`s clearly an atheist. So... in a box? in the ground?
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    Treadlong Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    if you don`t think George Carlin is that funny who do you think is funny?
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    APJ311 Male 13-17
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    I just watched the video of him saying this. :D
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    dracokain Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    R.I.P George
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    patchouly Male 40-49
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    R.I.P. Mr. Carlin.
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    Frankii, I think YOU need to get your facts straight. You obviously believe your sect-- sect, not religion-- is the only religion in existence. Well, sorry to tell you, but there are millions of Christians-- yes, Christians-- who believe that God is an invisible man in the sky.
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    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    ahh very clever...rest in peace, my good man
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    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    The greatest stand up comedian to ever live. No questions.
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    Bleedz Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Well had to make an account to comment on your very eye opening answer about where nonbelievers end.

    Personally i would rather be in a box in the ground than get up top, because then i would have to beat the crap out of the thing up there.

    Oh and people in the box in the ground don`t really give a damn about it, because you know, they are kinda dead, and that means your brain is not working, and that means the person is not really a person anymore, that means he doesn`t exist anymore :) peace! Anyone got Satans number?
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    ILikeApples Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    i miss him
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    minitimm Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    Still don`t see why he was ever famous. I have never heard him utter a word even close to funny. Now he`s dead, so who really cares what he thinks?
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    tanman999 Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    too bad he obviously has no idea about what Christianity is
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    MildCorma Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    @ Minitimm

    Perhaps he`s too intellectual for you? You know, you actually have to listen to what he says. He dosn`t do fart jokes for the illiterate ;)
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    mastrmind Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    Frankii
    Female, 13-17, Europe
    213 Posts Monday, June 21, 2010 1:37:33 PM
    God is not invisible nor does He live in the sky nor is he a man.


    That made me laugh. So he`s a ghost!?

    You`re 13-17 and think you have the entire concept of "religion" down.

    George Carlin was a god........... In the comedian industry.
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    Frankii Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    @Siyanor, I`m basing this on having studied religion. Admittedly I have overlooked the subdivisions, I`m going to hold my hands up and admit that but the original teachings are that He isn`t which was more what I was getting at.
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    Frankii Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    @mastrmind How did that lead you to the conclusion that God is a ghost?
    Also your point about age, according to your age group I could be just months younger than you.
    Side note, don`t actually know who this bloke is I`m just not a fan of people having a go at religion
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    Shadowsnipr Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    *cough*CatholicChurch*cough*
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    I was a big fan of George Carlin, but as he got older, he became less funny and more bitter.
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    Kaoru13 Female 13-17
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    June 21, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    everything this man said was true...and hilarious.
  35. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
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    June 21, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    One last thought, our old pastor could very well give a very interesting and articulate opposite argument.
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    Gunit1 Female 13-17
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    June 21, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    That is actually one of my quotes on facebook! :D
  37. Profile photo of mastrmind
    mastrmind Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    Hah, maybe you should quit taking things out of context then.

    He`s simply pointing out that a "god" who supposedly loves and forgives all of mankinds weaknesses, will condemn you to eternal pain and suffering out of "Love" and people Love him for it. And throw money at him.

    If god isn`t a man, or invisible or lives in the sky. Then the logical assumption is he must be living somewhere in the plane between mortality and the "beyond", thus... a ghost!
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    Kadinsky Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    Frankii:"Side note, don`t actually know who this bloke is "

    Boy, are you missing out on something. Just check this guy out on Youtube. He`s probabely on of the most influential commedians in history of modern stand-up.
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    Kadinsky Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    Side note: that should have been: "was".

    May God (?) have mercy on his soul.
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    Frankii Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    @mastrmind How have I taken anything out of context? I`ve got a quote here to work from, I don`t know anything beyond that. If there`s context to be considered then it isn`t me that`s taken it out of it. And it`s more that God is timeless and spaceless, He`s completely beyond our universe and our understanding; and yes even I accept that that does seem to be a bit of a get-out clause
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    NoArms5534 Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    Why discuss the actual tenets of a particular faith when you can just reduce them to ridiculousness and continue on with your smug sense of self worth?
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    Davek1013 Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    carlin was always my favorite. Even if you dont agree with everything he says you cant deny that he had a wit and a sense of humor that was totally unique and no one can replicate
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    The original teachings in the years following 30 AD? Or in the 900`s AD, when it is commonly believed among historians that the Bible was first written (in Latin, I might add, which most people could not understand)?
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    Piepig Male 13-17
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    June 21, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    Religion is one ridiculous thing. I can`t imagine why people believe that crap.
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    NottaSpy Male 40-49
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    June 21, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    If there is a God, I`m sure Carlin made Him laugh as well.
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    stargazer109 Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    And now he`s dead and probably in hell. I say this because of all the other ignorant comments on this board, I figure why not add another.
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    Mahaloth Male 30-39
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    June 21, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    Uh, siyanor, you are way off. The bible was pulled together in 325, in Herbrew, Greek, and a bit of Aramaic.

    ???
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    June 21, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    well, no proof one way or another, but my personal opinion... based on nothing at all is that

    God is an imaginary play-friend for adults.
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    Gleeballs Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    it was more than a paragraph long, so i didnt read it.
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    Mantolwen Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    That whole statement is rubbish. Firstly, God isn`t a man. Secondly, we`re all destined to go burn in hell, and God wants to get us out of there.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    "it was more than a paragraph long, so i didnt read it."

    I weep for the attention spans of your children.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    June 21, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    tanman999: All he learned about Christianity came from TV evangelists... Not good sources in my humble opinion.
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    Armond Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    >Mantolwen

    >That whole statement is rubbish. Firstly, God isn`t a man. Secondly, we`re all destined to go burn in hell, and God wants to get us out of there.

    Yeah, if you believe in religion, you`re destined to burn in hell. If you don`t, well, one less thing to worry about. (You can tell me I`m going to burn in hell for not believing in your religion, but I don`t believe you.)

    Oh! Not to mention that everyone`s going to burn in hell for not believing in every religion that says you`ll burn in hell for not believing in that religion.
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    katluver Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    *gasps!!*
    GEORGIE!!!! I wish Youtube didn`t take all of the videos off... I miss him... :`(
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    dax2009 Female 50-59
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    June 21, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    The Union Rescue Mission takes money people give to God to help the homeless, the abused women, the drug and/or alcohol inslaved, and pretty much all the dregs of our American society. (Don`t know if they operate outside of the US or not.) So, yeah, if I think God wants me to give Him money, I`ll put it there, and know His ministers are using it wisely. Pat Robertson, the Roman Catholic Church, not so much. Although, they both do some good along the same way. I have no doubts about the nature of the Union, tho.
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    dax2009 Female 50-59
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    June 21, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    Obviously I don`t agree with everything the man said, but I do agree he was a comedic `God`.

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    akinis Male 30-39
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    June 21, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    I like the second part of this Carlin bit better, where he says he prays to Joe Pesci. Because Pesci is the kind of guy that gets sh.t done.
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    Mahaloth, I was talking about the Christian Bible, not any other monotheistic Bible-like book.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    June 21, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    if you believe in the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost while simultaneously professing your faith is monotheastic, well then, you can talk yourself into anything.
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    Django Male 30-39
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    June 21, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    I-AM-BORED with these atheism vs. religion diatribes. It`s philosophical masturbation. It`s unrealistic to assume any society will exist without some diety controlling the masses, so I`m not sure why the Atheists bother. The Atheists aren`t going to convert over IAB, so I`m not sure why the Christians bother. Aren`t you kind of getting tired of the same dialogue on this subject?
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    michaelcsr Male 40-49
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    June 21, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    Even though I am a Christian, it doesn`t mean George Carlin can`t be my favorite comedian. I may not agree w ith his views sometimes, but I still think he`s the funniest man who ever lived.
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    @Django

    I`m not, LET THE DEBATE CONTINUE! WHOOO!
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    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    I don`t know. Maybe it`s just me. But does anyone else just want religious people to say "OK, I give up, we can`t go on playing pretend anymore."?
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    Django Male 30-39
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    June 21, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    @Zerocyde, I can`t say I`m completely bored. There is the occasional lunatic... I`d just rather reserve these issues over a spliff and a beer. I guess I need to get twisted before I visit IAB.
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    @jimbobsthebe: I just wish everyone would shut the hell up. ^^
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    alexander_xx Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    @jimbobsthebe: yes i would love that to happen haha, but even when you point out the only people to have not commited one of the seven deadly sins are stillborn babies, and that some of the most atrocious wars in history have been waged due to religious beliefs... they keep on believing

    the debate will never end, however i like to look on the brightside of this, as every time i come accross a god pimp, i smile and i laugh and i taunt, and i bully them with points they have no credible answers for :D

    and umm realistically if they argue back theyre hypocrites, their own religion says that you should just turn the other cheek... strange how few do that lol
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    izzy_meow Female 13-17
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    June 21, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    here`s a link to the origional video =">
    Enjoy....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOfurmrjxo
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    Wow. Not even close.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    Just a post excuse to start a flame war and get more hits so the site gets more traffic
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    piiink1 Female 13-17
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    June 21, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    if you believe in the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost while simultaneously professing your faith is monotheastic, well then, you can talk yourself into anything.

    Thats because it`s supposed to be three parts of one entity. I don`t get it or question it. I much rather sleep in religion class, all I know is that it`s really only opinion so it can`t be wrong.
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    emrsncptv Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    i`ll agree that this is a huge generalization, but anyone saying george carlin isn`t funny was tragically born without a sense of humor
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    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    @Alexander

    You are an ignorant moron. Don`t talk about a subject you haven`t been educated in.

    Stooping down to your level, can you prove there is no God? No? So shut up.
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    TPGman Male 13-17
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    June 21, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    OK, imagine you are a fish in a fishbowl. There are certain rules that you have to follow in that fishbowl. For example, you have to breathe water and food falls from the sky. That fish is watched over by the owner of the fish (you and I). That owner has completely different rules that he has to follow.
    Now, let`s take that one more level outward. The owner is owned by our god. Who, also, has his own set of rules and ways of living. Why is this so hard to understand??
    I hate how people automatically dismiss religion when they know very little about it. Like the man represented in this picture.
    For one, God does love you. But heaven is a place of no evil, and if a bad person gets let in, then the evil will spread and heaven will be corrupted. God send you to hell because he is disappointed in you. If you`re son just turned his back on you and walked away would you be happy?
    And God doesn`t need money. The church needs to pay the bills and raise money for ways of outreach
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    Animecha Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    @Lblaxplaya20

    Why would anyone need to prove there is no God when there`s no reason to believe there is one in the first place? Should I also prove there is no magic word that ends the universe?
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    Lelio Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    This entire website is an attention-whore.
    Isn`t that just magical?
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    genericuser Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    @emrsncptv: I have a sense of humor and I don`t find mocking others personal beliefs to be funny. Imagine that.
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    Animecha Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    @TPGman That fish can see the person feeding it and directly correlate him or her with food.

    Unlike that fish we cannot sense even vicariously any kind of higher being that for some perverse reason fixates on our species. Food doesn`t magically fall from the sky and sustain us, everything we know and everything we need to survive is right in front of us to touch and examine.

    Love of hate it, the fact is there is NO evidence for a god or creator and even religion concedes this fact by demanding faith. Not all of us are willing to believe something without reason which is what religions demand.

    How is THAT so hard to understand?
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    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
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    June 21, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    hmm
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    alexander_xx Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    @Lblaxplaya20,
    LMAO, i come from a heavily irish background and was raised as a roman catholic, i went to two catholic schools, saint elizabeths, and saint francis, we had morning assembly and morning mass every day. i was also dragged to sunday mass every week. i am pretty sure i know more about the religion in question that you will ever learn.

    this is the reason i am now an atheist, and the reason i can raise points to which no christian has a credible answer

    and yes i can prove their is no god, i can prove it just as well as you can prove there is one.

    also thank you for taking the bait and failing to turn the other cheek, obviously the man in the sky has failed with you.. hmm guess that means your going to hell, see you there ;)
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    Argondey Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    @TPGman:
    "OK, imagine you are a fish in a fishbowl. There are certain rules that you have to follow in that fishbowl. For example, you have to breathe water and food falls from the sky. That fish is watched over by the owner of the fish (you and I). That owner has completely different rules that he has to follow.
    Now, let`s take that one more level outward. The owner is owned by our god. Who, also, has his own set of rules and ways of living. Why is this so hard to understand?? "

    the problem with your assumption is that the fish does not magically join me outside of the fishbowl if i let it die, nor do i have any moral requirements of it, nor do i have a skillet prepared should it disobey me. i think if there is a god, it is doubtful whether he gives a sh.t what we do
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    TheBLB Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    I-am-bored

    The place to go for religious intolerance when there aren`t any videos of cats left to exploit.
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    http://www.godisimaginary.com/

    enough said, pray harder, maybe enough denial will make the good sky fairy come back to your head.
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    wellsy57 Male 50-59
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    June 21, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    I can prove there is a god. I prayed to Allah and asked him for a million dollars. I got nothing. There`s no Allah. But, I then prayed to God and asked him to do absolutely nothing. And you know what. IT WORKED!!!!! Checkmate.
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    xKiesix Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    Anyone got a pro-religion, anti-atheist link?
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    Animeniac Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    Religion is the single most important entity to control the masses. If all of the sudden the as$h0les of society weren`t afraid of going to hell then mass chaos would ensue, I do believe. Plus, it`s dug in like an Alabama tick in almost every facet of our society. I am an Atheist but I want the sheep to keep being sheep, because sooner or later the sheep get eaten by the wolf, lmao.
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    alexander_xx Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    xKiesix `Anyone got a pro-religion, anti-atheist link?`

    not one that holds any merit, one wouldnt be frowned upon for believing such a thing to be a myth, simply something that has never left a trace and cannot be seen.. but you should believe its there anyway

    @Animeniac
    whilst i do concur with your sheep to the wolves comment, the thought of hell does not scare me, my morals and a half way decent sense of right and wrong keep me in check, and a law system keeps me assured that people without a sense of right and wrong, shall go punished

    essentially is religion not the law system of old? punishment for rules broken?
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    meaganxo Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    religion is a very personal thing, and it should be kept that way. why can`t people just leave it alone? if someone wants to believe in god, get over it. same with atheism. i think we`re all sick of ignorance and feeling insulted, therefore NO MORE RELIGION POSTS. i really don`t give a poo if atheism is the prominent belief of IAB, everyone needs to think of the muslims and the catholics and the christians and hindu, buddists, everyone! and stop it with the anti-religous posts. same goes for everyone shoving the idea of god in other`s faces. being ignorant will not change anyone`s minds about what they personally believe. honestly...
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    Isn`t everybody familiar with this routine? It`s like, one of his iconic routines right up there with the swear word bit and baseball vs. football argument.
  89. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    For one, God does love you. But heaven is a place of no evil, and if a bad person gets let in, then the evil will spread and heaven will be corrupted. God send you to hell because he is disappointed in you. If you`re son just turned his back on you and walked away would you be happy?

    No, but I wouldn`t hunt him down and torture him forever.

    I also wouldn`t consider him to have turned his back on me and walked away if he failed to obey my every whim without question, no matter how harmful it was.

    Would you order your son to sacrifice his son to you simply because you commanded him to and he must obey you in all things at all times? Do so just as a test of how obedient your son is? Torture him if he wasn`t willing to murder his son for you?

    Basically, your god as described is a nutjob. Even if they exist, they are unworthy of humanity.
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    Still good, though. Best stand up comedian ever. Nobody will ever come close. RIP.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    "Carlin was a genius. I`m sure he`s having a blast wherever he is now."

    Well, he`s clearly an atheist. So... in a box? in the ground?

    Atheism doesn`t necessarily preclude an afterlife, but having faith in an afterlife (and it would be faith, as there`s no evidence for it) would be an odd position for an atheist to hold.

    George Carlin didn`t make the comment you replied to, so his atheism is irrelevant to it. It`s freddyferret`s religious beliefs or lack thereof that`s relevant, as they made the comment.
  92. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    Well, you don`t go to hell for doing any of those ten things. You go to hell for doing them and not being remorseful about it and continuing to do them even when common sense tells you it is wrong. So, basically being a total ass.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    The original teachings in the years following 30 AD? Or in the 900`s AD, when it is commonly believed among historians that the Bible was first written (in Latin, I might add, which most people could not understand)?

    10th century? That seems unlikely to me, given that the Christian bible was fixed by the council of Nicea in the 4th century. Are you claiming that the pre-10th century Christian bible was completely binned and replaced by a 10th century rewrite?
  94. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    Well, even without a heaven, we have an afterlife. We just become part of the Earth and the atoms that made us never disappear.
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    Ok...that`s two people now that have said 4th century...

    Why have no history books I`ve read mentioned anything about a written Bible before the 10th century?
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    sTuFFt Male 13-17
    72 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    "and yes i can prove their is no god, i can prove it just as well as you can prove there is one."

    ... So you can`t prove there is no god?
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    Loved Carlin. He was one of the greats!

    Too bad he is arguing Old Testament, not New Testament.

    Jesus died so we would be forgiven. That includes the ten commandments.
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    syke22 Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    They need money for an intergalactic space cruiser.
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    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    stufft: "and yes i can prove their is no god, i can prove it just as well as you can prove there is one."

    ... So you can`t prove there is no god?

    haha pick up on that subtle hint of irony there? well done, but like i say i can prove he doesnt exist, as well as you can prove he does exist.. as there is no proof for him in the first place there can be no counter argument made. like my invisible friend donald, oh he exists, but because i cant prove it to start with, you wouldnt be able to have a valid counter argument.

    and if you think about it i could disprove a pretty good chunk of the bible, simply by explaining dinosaurs, carbon dating, and evolution
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    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
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    June 21, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    My hero. RIP George.
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    rest in peace george carlin
  102. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    Ok...that`s two people now that have said 4th century...

    Why have no history books I`ve read mentioned anything about a written Bible before the 10th century?

    You need better history books.

    The OT was written long before, as it`s essentially the Jewish bible.

    The NT was made from the many Christian writings and stories that existed from the late 1st century AD, maybe earlier. The Christian church (only one of them in those days, since Paul`s followers had won the internal war and further divisions hadn`t really happened yet) formed a big council at Nicea to decide which Christian writings and stories would be officially approved of and which were to be suppressed. The ones they approved of became the NT, which was definitely written down. The whole point was for it to be fixed, officially approved and distributed, which required it to be written down.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    Hmm...off the top of my head, I think you might be referring to the vulgate bible, which was a translation into Latin that became a de facto standard...

    ...no, that was too early as well. ~400AD.

    So I`ve no idea where you get the 10th century from.
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    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    @vikingGuy good link!
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    gecibebele Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 9:59 pm
    Legend. R.I.P.
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    Yeah, I don`t know...

    Were there any specific translations around 10th century?
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    yanging Male 18-29
    172 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 10:23 pm
    "and yes i can prove their is no god, i can prove it just as well as you can prove there is one."

    ... So you can`t prove there is no god?

    Technically, you can`t absolutely prove that there is no god, but absolute truth is useless in the realm of day-to-day reality.

    However, it is not necessary for one to disprove the existence of a god, as the burden of proof is on the person positing the claim that "A god exists". It is completely rational for another to say that they simply reject this claim due to lack of evidence; this is Atheism.
  108. Profile photo of sTuFFt
    sTuFFt Male 13-17
    72 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    "stufft: "and yes i can prove their is no god, i can prove it just as well as you can prove there is one."

    ... So you can`t prove there is no god?

    haha pick up on that subtle hint of irony there? well done, but like i say i can prove he doesnt exist, as well as you can prove he does exist.. as there is no proof for him in the first place there can be no counter argument made. like my invisible friend donald, oh he exists, but because i cant prove it to start with, you wouldnt be able to have a valid counter argument.

    and if you think about it i could disprove a pretty good chunk of the bible, simply by explaining dinosaurs, carbon dating, and evolution"

    Oh no, I don`t doubt you could haha. I was just trying to be a d*ck ha.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    Who would have thought this could have turned into a "is there a God" debate?

    It`s almost like Fancy plans this stuff
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:14 pm
    Carlin=awesome
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    vv "It`s almost like Fancy plans this stuff"

    You think?



    In semi-seriousness though, whether a post makes you incensed, amused, bemused, or just confused, you gotta admit all of those states of being are not bored. Which is kinda the Prime Directive.
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:21 pm
    George Carlin has spoken, your religion is invalid
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    JayElDoubleU Male 13-17
    87 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:16 am
    There is no god!
    There is a god!
    Prove there is!
    Prove there isn`t!
    In the end we`re all dead in box. Whether you think you`ll wind up in paradise or just disappear Frankly I just don`t care. I find it hard to believe anyone will change there mind over an argument over the internet so theres no point in arguing in the first place.
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:21 am
    mandem
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:23 am
    VikingGuy: Have fun in that lake of fire, Maybe then you`ll believe.
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    Froggybuster Male 13-17
    122 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:25 am
    When people say things like that you can tell they understand nothing abou Christianity. You just can`t argue with someone who is too stubborn or belligerent to understand what he is actually trying to criticise...
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:34 am
    Hah! i am so glad that religion is a dying fad.
  118. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:35 am
    vv Thats right, I called your beliefs a fad. Religious newbs.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:54 am
    Hey Midwest corn husker! Try traveling around the world. Especially the Muslim countries and say that. Pull your head out of a pigs ass, and get a better perspective of cultures. The world doesn`t revolve around central United States shmuck.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 1:06 am
    VikingGuy: Have fun in that lake of fire, Maybe then you`ll believe.
    Crakr, once again, you`re proselytizing (threatening?) your particular set of religious beliefs on someone who happens not to share your particular set of religious beliefs. And that`s all they are. Religious beliefs.

    Not to worry, I`m sure you`ll counter-accuse me of something such as personal Ad Hominem attack, or atheist diatribe, or somesuch.

    F*ck me, VikingGuy thinks he`s a Vampire. I`m not even joking about that. Do I personally think he`s a bit unhinged? Yes. Do I publicy attack him and tell him he`s going to burn in a lake of fire unless he converts from vampirism? No. Each to their own.

    Alright, I`m done. Catch you guys in the next flame-war.
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    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 1:27 am
    I`ve done the ouija board 20+ times, and every time, people on the other side have told me there aren`t any angels/demons/Gods. Just energy. Energy everywhere. Different levels, different ways to manipulate it.
    Even previously religious spirits had to admit there was no `God`. Not that they were upset. It`s still a nice place to go when you pass away.
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    Adokenai Female 18-29
    40 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 1:54 am
    @JaundiceCake

    So how much did you pay for your energy crystal necklace?
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    Sharky19 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 2:21 am
    I really hate it when people say god is an "invisible man that lives in the sky"... Way to have an understanding of a 12 year old of what God is.
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    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 2:21 am
    I believe that the Christian religion is a dying fad, but not religion, itself. Christians believe that because Christianity lasted for 2000 years, it will last forever. No sense of history. Christianity in no way resembles what was going on in the first century. Even the apostle Paul, in the Christian bible, said that he traveled all over Asia minor and could barely find anyone who was still faithful to what the teachings were. Not only this, ancient Egypt`s religion lasted much longer, by about 1000 years. It died along with the empire. All we have now is ruins and a few who choose to honor those gods with new pagan beliefs. This will happen to Christianity as well. In fact, the most steadfast religion seems to be Hinduism. The goddess, Sarasvati, was originally considered the spirit of the Sarasvati river, which dried up between 5000 and three thousand years ago. Though Christianity will die, you can be certain some other group of non-nice individuals will take their place.
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    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 2:25 am
    In the meantime, just sit back and enjoy being censored by this phucking ridiculous politically correct forum bot. If it had nads I would pulverize them with my fist.
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    66stang Male 18-29
    225 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 2:38 am
    The true message of Christianity says that people like homeless, homosexuals, etc are here to see if you are deserving of entrance into heaven. When you get to the gates you will have to explain the actions of you life. If you mistreated any of God`s children you will have ti explain why (there is no acceptable excuse). Then all those who were so self righteous in life will be denied access to eternal paradise. Thats the general ideals of Christianity, though few Christians actually follow it. But maybe I got the message wrong since im agnostic and not christian.
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    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 3:42 am
    If you close your eyes hard enough and push your fingers in to your ears far enough... you may just be able to ignore the vast amount of logical and scientific evidence suggesting there is no god. If someone offers to open your eyes to the world just shout `NO` and keep your eyes sealed. Only then will God let you in to heaven as you have shown him faith. Keep faith people.
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    lacunaKelly Female 18-29
    13 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 3:58 am
    I am so freaking tired of these `Oh i`m an atheist and i`m so much smarter than christians!` people/posts.
    I`m no believer, but I find atheists often to be more religious than actually religious people. And twice as annoying as the jehova`s witnesses. Just shut up, alright!
  129. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 4:05 am
    @Davy

    VikingGuy: pray harder, maybe enough denial will make the good sky fairy come back to your head.

    Sorry, He drew first blood with that comment. Just decided to put a stake into him, Figuratively.
  130. Profile photo of GHudston
    GHudston Male 18-29
    182 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 5:59 am
    @Sharky

    It`s not a 12 year old understanding. People once actually believed that in some form or another. We`ve now been up to the sky (and beyond) and found that there is no god/heaven there so the various religions have had to reinterpret things to suggest that he lives "in all of us" or what have you.

    The interpretations of your chosen religious text change whenever the current interpretation no longer makes sense in the context of what we have discovered about the world that we live in. Ever play Chinese Whispers? It`s like that. Look far enough back in history and you`ll realize that you`re actually worshipping the sun.
  131. Profile photo of Jayno
    Jayno Male 18-29
    176 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 6:57 am
    @Sharky19 and all theists
    What is god then?
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 7:04 am
    @ Crakr, whoops sorry buddy, missed that first jibe. In that case, I call fair retort!
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    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 7:07 am
    I had a convo with a geologist pal abt god, not whether he xists or not, more of a "this is how religion was created and why it is fading out of society...etc." convo. The basic point he gave me was pretty good. That at first "god/religion" was there to explain things we didn`t understand, as we gain more understanding we have less need for it (other than faith of course) from a strictly scientific POV that works, but then there`s the spiritual POV... ugh it`s just too complicated for me!
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    boNeymiZz Male 18-29
    237 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 7:10 am
    i`ll fight god for money
  135. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 7:15 am
    God is at least a fifth dimensional being.
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    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 7:38 am
    Class.
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    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 7:43 am
    I`m an athiest:

    1) Suffer screaming forever in a pit of fire.

    2) Spend the rest of eternity in an afterlife solely inhabited by christians.

    Where did I leave those asbestos shoes?
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    Sonsglow Male 18-29
    201 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 8:51 am
    Whether or not you believe the Bible to be in any way inspired by divinity - his take on what the book *actually* says is fundamentally incorrect. The Bible absolutely does *not* say if you stray from the Ten Commandments that you go to hell. Surely it`s obvious the myriad views people have regarding the Bible, however that one is highly skewed, especially for someone claiming even moderate familiarity with the book.
  139. Profile photo of Zebrameat
    Zebrameat Male 13-17
    107 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 9:07 am
    @sunsglow.
    Yeah, but it says "Religion" not "the bible".
    I think he meant all the people who do make these claims(and there are a lot of them).
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 9:08 am
    So True.
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 9:23 am
    pui, I don`t know if you realize that we as humans live in the 5th dimension. If we didn`t, growth would be impossible.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 10:53 am
    Oh dear, look what I`ve started here...let`s keep it going, shall we?
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 11:38 am
    Needs money. ha.
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    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 11:56 am
    Does anyone else miss that man as much as I do?

    So much truth in that little statement.
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    JimmyRocks Male 30-39
    145 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    @ screwzloose: I do. Damn.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    T.T RIP George.... The comedy world misses you!
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    dax2009 Female 50-59
    322 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    66stang. Yeah, you got the message wrong.
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    craigarlen Male 18-29
    72 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    I wonder what his thoughts on religion are now...
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    louisecstasy Male 18-29
    88 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    george carlin, DO ME!!
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    lacunaKelly replied

    "I am so freaking tired of these `Oh i`m an atheist and i`m so much smarter than christians!` people/posts.
    I`m no believer, but I find atheists often to be more religious than actually religious people. And twice as annoying as the jehova`s witnesses. Just shut up, alright!"

    Your the first European I`ve come across with a head on their shoulders. Bravo!
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    cyborgmonkey Male 13-17
    95 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    hes like a cleanly shave gandalf in a black long sleeve shirt..
  152. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    This man is a genius. He said what I have always thought but I couldn`t find how to organize the thoughts.
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    FemBot Female 18-29
    262 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    "Your the first European I`ve come across with a head on their shoulders. Braco!"

    YOU`RE the first Euorpoean...

    And try not to lump a whole continent of people together as "not having a head on their shoulders"
    it makes you sound dumb and intolerant.
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    craig, he`s dead...he has no thoughts.
  155. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    what if my dick was soo big that it cupcaked my moms elephant hot stepsister?
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    last-iconOC Male 13-17
    152 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    i think this guy is hilarious even though i`m technically christian... :D
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    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    who cares.
  158. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 1:09 am
    LostinKorea, not getting embroiled in the religious debate here in the thread, but thanks for the link! I read every word, thanks for making me un-bored for a few hours!
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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    George Carlin was awesome.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    @Siyanor, you`re an idiot.
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    Adokenai Female 18-29
    40 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:27 am
    @JaundiceCake

    So how much did you pay for your energy crystal necklace?
  162. Profile photo of Blue3Love
    Blue3Love Male 18-29
    1 post
    June 24, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    I don`t know why many people misunderstand the Bible..
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    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    Here is how this poo is broken down most of the Loyal Christians out there have never even read, look into or, inquired anything in the bible except for the few interesting parts like revelations ,so go on forever believing in it. The reason atheist act like they know it is because they one day were Christians who decided to read it and wondered WTF i believe in this poo am I retarded??!!!

    Atheist on the other-hand are the Matthew Mcconaugheys`/Ashton Kutchers` of Religion Strolling around with a superior complex thinking all religious nuts are little kids believing in bedtime stories,and that your the experienced adults with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.

    Just so JA know I`m not saying that crazy poo isn`t real(REPEAT NOT SAYING IT ISN`T REAL.. IT MIGHT BE, IM NOT OVER 2000) but most of you don`t bother to learn the Religion you defend and act like you know it better than anyone and i believe the probability of it is the same as zenu dropping soul essence in
  164. Profile photo of Marcko98
    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    That paragraph and sentence explain it(here) are chalk full of errors; if you got a problem with it...... GO #$%^ YOURSELF!!!!!
  165. Profile photo of Adokenai
    Adokenai Female 18-29
    40 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    Marcko, I read most of the bible, and I still believe... I`m also only 22 and used to be pretty much Athiest... What poo do you have to say about people like me?
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    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    I love this man!
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    itsmyisliand Male 13-17
    12 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 1:00 am
    ive seen that standup show 1000 times and its just as funny every time, yet we waste our time with dedication concerts and stuff to michael jackson?
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    Adokenai Female 18-29
    40 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:56 am
    @JaundiceCake

    So how much did you pay for your energy crystal necklace?
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    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    He left us... lots of humor.
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    DogSoldier Male 18-29
    87 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    RIP George Carlin. I`m soo glad you didn`t die, but instead just passed away :)

    A little man with a great mind.
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    Happy_Pandas Female 13-17
    307 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    *does religious flamewar dance*

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