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Date: 06/11/10 03:32 PM

87 Responses to Four And A Half Minutes Of The Best of COPS

  1. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    Link: Four And A Half Minutes Of The Best of COPS - Not like you needed to lose anymore faith in humanity, but here you go.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    i don`t know what black holes have to do with this, but it was hilarious and full of rednecks and white trash.
  3. Profile photo of Tophat13
    Tophat13 Male 18-29
    16 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    JESSE!!!
  4. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    I`m guessing most of these are in Florida.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    My hopes for America are renewed!
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    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    This would be an EXCELLENT
    anti-immigration ad... You know,
    for America to transmit in Mexico

    A lot of people would think twice
    about crossing the border with
    this image of the USA
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    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    my teeeth hurt maannnnn
  8. Profile photo of kinky_afr0
    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    hehehe americans
  9. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    "Why were you in a tree?"
    "Because I like climbing trees."


    Well there ya go~
  10. Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    It is sad when people with heavy mental illness are on this show.
  11. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    America! F*ck Yeah!
  12. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    POINT BLANK PERIOD. It`s the new "I been had money"... I hear this stupid phrase at least 10 times a day.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    I actually feel bad for cops right now. WTF with these people?!?
  14. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    "hehehe americans"

    I apologize on behalf of my countrymen that we aren`t as pristine as the Scots.
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    themetalhead Female 13-17
    155 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    I HAVE A BROKEN TOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE! ...nail
  16. Profile photo of thebandit
    thebandit Male 18-29
    363 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    lol "you have the right to remain violent"
  17. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    The only thing missing from this video is "I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn."

    My favorite Cops moment was when the crackhead called the cops on some guy because she tried to buy crack and the dealer just kept her money and didn`t give her anything.
  18. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    "hehehe americans"

    Yes, a video made by an American, of Americans, posted on an American website. How hard is this to believe?
  19. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    lolololollololololl All the white people were super rednecks
  20. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    I love Cops.
  21. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    lol "I`m in sales" wink wink
  22. Profile photo of 520
    520 Male 13-17
    432 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    I HAVE A BROKEN TOOEEEEEE... nail.
  23. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    Ha, nice compilation!
  24. Profile photo of kelknaughty
    kelknaughty Male 18-29
    11 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    "I HAVE A BROKEN TOE...... nail."

    i lold
  25. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    Awesome. Raw awesome.
  26. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    4:01 is the best part

    "........ooh kay..."
  27. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    $5 says that 95% of those people were drunk as hell.
  28. Profile photo of TheGosus
    TheGosus Male 13-17
    52 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    My brain got spaghettified after watching that.
  29. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    omg i started laughing
    then i went into hysterics at 2.19am and woke up my boyfriend i was crying that much from laughing
    that was drati`n brilliant
    10 drati`n star **********
  30. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    "$5 says that 95% of those people were drunk as hell."

    the other 5% must`ve been the kid with the moobs who kept hitting the wall in his cell
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    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    Oh my god. The really scary thing is how many of these people were probably not on any kind of substance at the time this was filmed. O__o
  32. Profile photo of BRITATTACK
    BRITATTACK Female 13-17
    198 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN A VERY LONG TIME!!!!! I thiink Im gonna start watching COPS after I have seen this.
  33. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    "Doesn`t even look like it`s good weed man..."
    "It`s not but it`s blah blah blah...."

    Lmao
  34. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    This is why I have sympathy for the police, They have to deal with this kind of idiocy all the time.
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    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    So beautiful. I love it.
  36. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    " `Grown men don`t go round here paintin everything` `Some men do` "

    "I HAVE A BROKEN TOE!....NAIL
  37. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    he belly bopped me. I am in sales, that isn`t even good weed, I know but that is all I can afford rofl ahh the quotes..
  38. Profile photo of Omphaloskept
    Omphaloskept Male 40-49
    181 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    Okay, what is Dr. Tyson doing on this video?!?
  39. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    i love climbin trees....
  40. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    Silly silly!
  41. Profile photo of buttsdowhat
    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
    374 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    That guy climbing out of the car at 20 seconds looks just like a guy I know. XD
  42. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    white. trash. that is all
  43. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    That`s such a great show.
  44. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    LOL - i remember those teeth, *sucks teeth* no u don`t man! that was funny
  45. Profile photo of tylertooo
    tylertooo Male 40-49
    240 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    LOL, ahhhh memories.
  46. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 12:02 am
    "Ayym a very polite vaaaampire!" xD
  47. Profile photo of spacemermaid
    spacemermaid Female 18-29
    84 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 12:51 am
    I love the look on the womans face after she says "I`m in sales."
  48. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 1:36 am
    we need to ONLY show these shows to the rest of the world and convince them all we aremicans are like this...then let the fun ensue!
  49. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    226 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 2:23 am
    Hey kinjo, the rest of the world DOES think we are like this. I have friends all over the world, and their stereotype of americans is just this. So the fun you`re waiting to ensue has been ensuing for decades now....
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    thecurt Male 18-29
    411 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 2:26 am
    I have a broken TOOOOOOOOOEE!!!! nail.
  51. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 4:51 am
    "Why are you in a tree?"
  52. Profile photo of lemonstand
    lemonstand Female 18-29
    169 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 6:12 am
    omg so funny i had to watch it a 2nd time!!
  53. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 7:11 am
    the best show on TV seriously
  54. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 7:27 am
    lolz! The dregs of humanity, ON TV!
    Alcohol = 75% of people`s problems.
    Just MHO, and from watching Cops...
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 8:02 am
    Just proves how doomed the human race is....But hell you gotta love this show :)
  56. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 8:58 am
    Man without pants: "What`s happening?"
    Cop: "You tell me!"
  57. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 9:24 am
    Your pants

    Drop them
  58. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 9:36 am
    ive only seen one episode
  59. Profile photo of beenyweeny
    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 10:50 am
    "JESSE!"
    *sigh* Some people...
  60. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 11:14 am
    i miss this show , it reminds me of my mother lol
  61. Profile photo of Queen-Neve
    Queen-Neve Female 18-29
    91 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 11:31 am
    cops are hot
  62. Profile photo of louisecstasy
    louisecstasy Male 18-29
    88 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    lmao
  63. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    I tripped over a gopher. Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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    clwnz Male 13-17
    101 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    Cop: Why were you in a tree?
    Lady: Because I love climbing trees.
    Cop: .... Okay,..

    Lol, so epic. Now I wanna watch Cops xD.
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    ThatGuyChris Male 18-29
    22 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Isn`t spaghettification what happens when you go into a black hole? o.O or is it something else? =/
  66. Profile photo of MandyLea
    MandyLea Female 18-29
    247 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    Cops always made me feel good about myself. I miss that show.
  67. Profile photo of Wtfidklol
    Wtfidklol Male 13-17
    193 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    What do I look like? A helicopter?
  68. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    I actually feel bad for cops right now. WTF with these people?!?

    The police get much worse than this. People making idiots of themselves are nowhere near as bad as people who might stab or shoot you.
  69. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    hehehe americans

    Well, they`re hardly going to bother going abroad to make the series, are they?

    I think this actually shows the USA in a good light. This is what happens in a relatively free and relatively rich society. You could film the same sort of thing in the UK. Sure, it`s far more common in the USA, but that`s because far more people live there. More drunks, more druggies, more babbling idiots, more thugs, more dangerous nutters, more geeks, more kinky weirdoes, more altruists, more philanthropists, more boring people, more tasteless people, more heroes...just a lot more people, simple as that.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    Oh, this is better. A person calls the cops alleging theft. The theft in question being that she gave someone $20 for crack and they gave her a lump of plaster instead. So she called the cops, as you do...no, you don`t.

    The alleged dealer has an excellent explanation for why she doesn`t sell drugs.

    I don`t sell crack...
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    DaDooode Male 18-29
    141 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    Fat man being tazered, EPIC
  72. Profile photo of -acceptance-
    -acceptance- Male 18-29
    165 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    i just red POPCORN.. xD
  73. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    I was gonna pick my favorite quote from this video, but there are just too many to choose from.
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 11:20 pm
    cocaine is a hell of a drug...
  75. Profile photo of odeed
    odeed Male 18-29
    453 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 12:19 am
    3:13, George Clooney, if things had turned out differently.
  76. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 12:26 am
    Beautiful!
  77. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    696 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 8:08 am
    What do I look like? A helicopter?

    BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1
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    CreepyShanny Female 18-29
    152 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 10:25 am
    heehee i lol`d...

    the dude at 1:07 looks (and sounds) like Lucky fron King of the Hill ^.^

    and how bout that dude getting busted for the pot.
    " that doesnt even look like good pot."
    "yeah well its not. i get cause its all I can afford!" eh at least the cop was nice and dropped the subject.
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    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 10:35 am
    "What do I look like, the helicopter?" BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  80. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    The helicopter comment actually makes sense. The men were about to lift him by the arms when his legs were crossed, so his feet wouldn`t be touching the ground.
    He was resistant to walking and didn`t want to travel like a helicopter.

    Drunks are rarely as incomprehendable as people make them out to be.
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    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    314 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    finally.
  82. Profile photo of Zolaki
    Zolaki Male 18-29
    69 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    I like the woman`s haircut at the 0:22 Mark haha...
    then the two guys
    "you dun blew it!"
    "i dun blew it, man!" hahahahahahahaha
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    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 7:07 am
    Jessie!
  84. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 9:30 am
    Jessie!

    MOAR!
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    awsome-guy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 10:32 am
    "what do i look like a helicopter"
    i loled
  86. Profile photo of sofyolga
    sofyolga Female 13-17
    15 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 10:04 am
    3:13 GEorge Clooney.
    3:58 I LOVE CLIMBING TREES
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 12:40 am
    I HAVE A BROKEN TOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE........nail

    that was genius!

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