Four And A Half Minutes Of The Best of COPS

Submitted by: Brassbull 7 years ago in Funny

Not like you needed to lose anymore faith in humanity, but here you go.
There are 87 comments:
Male 2,345
I HAVE A BROKEN TOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE........nail

that was genius!
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Female 15
3:13 GEorge Clooney.
3:58 I LOVE CLIMBING TREES
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Male 151
"what do i look like a helicopter"
i loled
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Male 4,004
Jessie!

MOAR!
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Male 275
Jessie!
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Male 69
I like the woman`s haircut at the 0:22 Mark haha...
then the two guys
"you dun blew it!"
"i dun blew it, man!" hahahahahahahaha
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Male 313
finally.
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Male 907
The helicopter comment actually makes sense. The men were about to lift him by the arms when his legs were crossed, so his feet wouldn`t be touching the ground.
He was resistant to walking and didn`t want to travel like a helicopter.

Drunks are rarely as incomprehendable as people make them out to be.
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Male 480
"What do I look like, the helicopter?" BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Female 152
heehee i lol`d...

the dude at 1:07 looks (and sounds) like Lucky fron King of the Hill ^.^

and how bout that dude getting busted for the pot.
" that doesnt even look like good pot."
"yeah well its not. i get cause its all I can afford!" eh at least the cop was nice and dropped the subject.
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Male 695
What do I look like? A helicopter?

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1
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Male 3,631
Beautiful!
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Male 452
3:13, George Clooney, if things had turned out differently.
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Male 2,199
cocaine is a hell of a drug...
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Male 430
I was gonna pick my favorite quote from this video, but there are just too many to choose from.
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Male 165
i just red POPCORN.. xD
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Male 141
Fat man being tazered, EPIC
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Male 12,365
Oh, this is better. A person calls the cops alleging theft. The theft in question being that she gave someone $20 for crack and they gave her a lump of plaster instead. So she called the cops, as you do...no, you don`t.

The alleged dealer has an excellent explanation for why she doesn`t sell drugs.

I don`t sell crack...
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Male 12,365
[quote]hehehe americans[/quote]

Well, they`re hardly going to bother going abroad to make the series, are they?

I think this actually shows the USA in a good light. This is what happens in a relatively free and relatively rich society. You could film the same sort of thing in the UK. Sure, it`s far more common in the USA, but that`s because far more people live there. More drunks, more druggies, more babbling idiots, more thugs, more dangerous nutters, more geeks, more kinky weirdoes, more altruists, more philanthropists, more boring people, more tasteless people, more heroes...just a lot more people, simple as that.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I actually feel bad for cops right now. WTF with these people?!?[/quote]

The police get much worse than this. People making idiots of themselves are nowhere near as bad as people who might stab or shoot you.
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Male 193
What do I look like? A helicopter?
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Female 247
Cops always made me feel good about myself. I miss that show.
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Male 22
Isn`t spaghettification what happens when you go into a black hole? o.O or is it something else? =/
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Male 101
Cop: Why were you in a tree?
Lady: Because I love climbing trees.
Cop: .... Okay,..

Lol, so epic. Now I wanna watch Cops xD.
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Male 454
I tripped over a gopher. Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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Male 88
lmao
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Female 91
cops are hot
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Male 914
i miss this show , it reminds me of my mother lol
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Female 304
"JESSE!"
*sigh* Some people...
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Male 2,056
ive only seen one episode
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Male 774
Your pants

Drop them
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Female 781
Man without pants: "What`s happening?"
Cop: "You tell me!"
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Male 953
Just proves how doomed the human race is....But hell you gotta love this show :)
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Male 40,382
lolz! The dregs of humanity, ON TV!
Alcohol = 75% of people`s problems.
Just MHO, and from watching Cops...
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Female 855
the best show on TV seriously
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Female 169
omg so funny i had to watch it a 2nd time!!
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Male 2,033
"Why are you in a tree?"
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Male 411
I have a broken TOOOOOOOOOEE!!!! nail.
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Male 225
Hey kinjo, the rest of the world DOES think we are like this. I have friends all over the world, and their stereotype of americans is just this. So the fun you`re waiting to ensue has been ensuing for decades now....
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Male 914
we need to ONLY show these shows to the rest of the world and convince them all we aremicans are like this...then let the fun ensue!
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Female 84
I love the look on the womans face after she says "I`m in sales."
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Male 773
"Ayym a very polite vaaaampire!" xD
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Male 240
LOL, ahhhh memories.
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Male 554
LOL - i remember those teeth, *sucks teeth* no u don`t man! that was funny
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Male 5,194
That`s such a great show.
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Male 2,748
white. trash. that is all
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Female 374
That guy climbing out of the car at 20 seconds looks just like a guy I know. XD
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Male 25,417
Silly silly!
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Female 1,401
i love climbin trees....
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Male 181
Okay, what is Dr. Tyson doing on this video?!?
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Female 1,604
he belly bopped me. I am in sales, that isn`t even good weed, I know but that is all I can afford rofl ahh the quotes..
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Female 627
" `Grown men don`t go round here paintin everything` `Some men do` "

"I HAVE A BROKEN TOE!....NAIL
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Male 285
So beautiful. I love it.
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Male 17,512
This is why I have sympathy for the police, They have to deal with this kind of idiocy all the time.
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Male 1,149
"Doesn`t even look like it`s good weed man..."
"It`s not but it`s blah blah blah...."

Lmao
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Female 198
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN A VERY LONG TIME!!!!! I thiink Im gonna start watching COPS after I have seen this.
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Female 536
Oh my god. The really scary thing is how many of these people were probably not on any kind of substance at the time this was filmed. O__o
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Male 1,610
"$5 says that 95% of those people were drunk as hell."

the other 5% must`ve been the kid with the moobs who kept hitting the wall in his cell
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Female 467
omg i started laughing
then i went into hysterics at 2.19am and woke up my boyfriend i was crying that much from laughing
that was drati`n brilliant
10 drati`n star **********
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Male 52
My brain got spaghettified after watching that.
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Male 1,598
$5 says that 95% of those people were drunk as hell.
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Male 1,646
4:01 is the best part

"........ooh kay..."
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Male 3,255
Awesome. Raw awesome.
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Male 11
"I HAVE A BROKEN TOE...... nail."

i lold
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Male 12,138
Ha, nice compilation!
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Male 431
I HAVE A BROKEN TOOEEEEEE... nail.
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Female 798
lol "I`m in sales" wink wink
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Male 4,014
I love Cops.
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Male 1,064
lolololollololololl All the white people were super rednecks
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Male 537
"hehehe americans"

Yes, a video made by an American, of Americans, posted on an American website. How hard is this to believe?
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Male 3,819
The only thing missing from this video is "I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn."

My favorite Cops moment was when the crackhead called the cops on some guy because she tried to buy crack and the dealer just kept her money and didn`t give her anything.
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Male 362
lol "you have the right to remain violent"
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Female 155
I HAVE A BROKEN TOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE! ...nail
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Male 3,819
"hehehe americans"

I apologize on behalf of my countrymen that we aren`t as pristine as the Scots.
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Female 4,039
I actually feel bad for cops right now. WTF with these people?!?
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Male 3,819
POINT BLANK PERIOD. It`s the new "I been had money"... I hear this stupid phrase at least 10 times a day.
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Male 1,625
America! F*ck Yeah!
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Male 185
It is sad when people with heavy mental illness are on this show.
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Female 1,515
"Why were you in a tree?"
"Because I like climbing trees."


Well there ya go~
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Male 583
hehehe americans
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Male 583
my teeeth hurt maannnnn
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Male 551
This would be an EXCELLENT
anti-immigration ad... You know,
for America to transmit in Mexico

A lot of people would think twice
about crossing the border with
this image of the USA
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Male 15,510
My hopes for America are renewed!
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Male 394
I`m guessing most of these are in Florida.
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Male 16
JESSE!!!
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Male 5,314
i don`t know what black holes have to do with this, but it was hilarious and full of rednecks and white trash.
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Male 1,610
Link: Four And A Half Minutes Of The Best of COPS [Rate Link] - Not like you needed to lose anymore faith in humanity, but here you go.
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