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Date: 06/02/10 01:31 PM

82 Responses to Facebook: The Pregnancy Stork`s Messenger [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    Link: Facebook: The Pregnancy Stork`s Messenger - Facebook: Bringing slutty teenage girls and stupid guys together forever (or at least until babby turns 18).
  2. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    He had a good counter-point.
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Im late too! seeee yaaa!
  4. Profile photo of willyfoofoo
    willyfoofoo Male 18-29
    17 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    hahaha win all over.
  5. Profile photo of Atropos
    Atropos Female 18-29
    15 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    The poor baby is going to fail at English grammar too D:
  6. Profile photo of evilmonkey
    evilmonkey Male 18-29
    143 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    HA nice
  7. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Hmmmm...If only they had had access to those kid sized condoms from a few days ago...
  8. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    LOL! Now there`s a comeback. Kudos Alan Harris.
  9. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    why isnt his name blacked out?
  10. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    lmao!! lad.
  11. Profile photo of batdyke
    batdyke Female 18-29
    149 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    retards
  12. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    lol
  13. Profile photo of Mickets
    Mickets Male 30-39
    246 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    Classic one to remember.

    4 *****. Not that many get 4 *****
  14. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    from her tone I would say she should be starting any minute...
  15. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    Just look at her grammer compared to his! No wonder he bailed...
  16. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    that kid is drating hilarious...omg, lol....im adding him on facebook o.O
  17. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    nvm, too many alan harris` on facebook...
  18. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    "You`re"
  19. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    LMAO - Instant classic.
  20. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    Well DUH he`s a f-ing prick, what the h*ll do you think made you preggers??? lolz!
  21. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    Yes!!! WIN!
  22. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    617 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    "Just look at her grammer compared to his! No wonder he bailed..."
    grammar*
  23. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    Hahahahaha. Oh my goodness.
    I can`t help but laugh because of his reaction.
    Feel bad for the lady, though.
  24. Profile photo of JimmyRocks
    JimmyRocks Male 30-39
    145 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    Poor girl. Her keyboard`s shift button must be broken.
  25. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    Maybe he didn`t realise what she meant. Even by today`s standards, it`s a weird thing to say publically.

    Or maybe it`s another joke. That`s one thing Facebook is good for.
  26. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    Best Reply Ever!!
  27. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    Good call!
  28. Profile photo of odle
    odle Male 13-17
    29 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    ....why doesn`t she just get an abortion? whats the big deal?
  29. Profile photo of tohac
    tohac Male 18-29
    51 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    hahaha omg i love this best response ever
  30. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    I swear his next response should be "*you`re"
  31. Profile photo of grahamm
    grahamm Male 18-29
    249 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    i like how they cover her name and leave his
  32. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    Odle: the big deal is they suck like hell. Your hormones go freakin nuts. Even if you hate babies, your homones will make you want to rip your eyeballs out for doing it. Really. Female hormones are freakin scary, dude. Not only that, but she will be looked down upon for it by hundreds of people. Poor girl.
  33. Profile photo of TheSnowSheep
    TheSnowSheep Male 18-29
    120 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    win
  34. Profile photo of 100stories
    100stories Female 18-29
    59 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    @odle
    "What`s the big deal?" Seriously?! Of course it`s a big drating deal. I agree with han5nah.
  35. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    Alan wins one internets.
  36. Profile photo of mogman45
    mogman45 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    "you`re"
  37. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    Lol that`s a pretty terriblesituation but I have to admit, it`s a funny response.
  38. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    Hahahaha. Thats pretty win.
  39. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    Alan is an ass but that was pretty damn funny. XD
  40. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    Hahahahaaaaa alan can have my children too
  41. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    um, DON`T TALK ABOUT THAT SH*T ON FACEBOOK!!! dumbass b*tch...
  42. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    LOL
  43. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    FAKE
  44. Profile photo of Max13007
    Max13007 Male 18-29
    200 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    lmao. dont care if its fake, so f-ing funny haha
  45. Profile photo of Lejjena
    Lejjena Male 18-29
    68 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    found him lol http://tinyurl.com/23y4soq
  46. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    @Lejjena....I kinda want to friend him. Only kinda....
  47. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    FAKE AND LAME.
    Oh comon.
  48. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 9:59 pm
    ROFLMAO!!!!!!

    now THATS why I come to IAB
  49. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    Alan is my new hero.
  50. Profile photo of famous4life
    famous4life Male 18-29
    18 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 11:04 pm
    added him lmao funny sh/it
  51. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    Could this be a Literal Post of the Day?
  52. Profile photo of SonicWolf
    SonicWolf Male 13-17
    89 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 12:51 am
    Sounds like Janet`s party was a cracker.
  53. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:46 am
    if your gonna play...
  54. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 2:20 am
    This is the first literal laugh out loud moment I`ve had on I-A-B in a while!
    This is drating brilliant!
  55. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 3:04 am
    This isn`t your a f*cking prick, it`s my a f*cking prick.
  56. Profile photo of Kingreggie
    Kingreggie Male 18-29
    154 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 3:44 am
    lol. too bad for her.
    thats why you use a rubber.
  57. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 5:20 am
    Alan Harris FTW!!!
  58. Profile photo of PENtrap
    PENtrap Male 18-29
    199 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 5:35 am
    paddyt07 - agreed
  59. Profile photo of sonikku
    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 5:40 am
    (1) Delete the FB profile
    (2) Move to Mexico
  60. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 7:09 am
    "thats why you use a rubber."

    you`re an idiot
  61. Profile photo of MrPointless
    MrPointless Male 18-29
    56 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 7:46 am
    Abort that accident ^_^ .. slightly harsh, maybe just change your name and head for the border.
  62. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 7:48 am
    Im late too. gotta run. = (classic)
  63. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 7:53 am
    HAHAHA!!! This may go down as one of the best responses ever typed
  64. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 8:27 am
    FFS.
    "That`s why you use a rubber".

    If you just use a rubber, on average, you`re gonna have a baby within 3 years.

    If you have multiple kinds of birth control, then it`s another story, and then you`re gonna just be one of the 1/50 people who have a kid.

    If you have 3+, then the chances drop further, just keep in mind not all forms of birth control "stack". Spermicide is already on most condoms and adding a second kind of spermicide can sometimes dratup the spermicide on condoms, reducing your safety rather than increasing them.

    Older spermicides could even make the condoms more likely to break.

    Double bagging increases the chance of slippage and breakage too.

    Typical use of a condom results in upto a 20% failure rate.

    I know at least 2 people who have gotten pregnant despite 3 t
  65. Profile photo of tiffbafb
    tiffbafb Female 18-29
    40 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 9:04 am
    that was f`ing hilarious!
  66. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 9:09 am
    Haha wow, that`s cold.
  67. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 9:09 am
    lmao
  68. Profile photo of izzylyn
    izzylyn Female 13-17
    80 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 9:54 am
    uhm baalthazaq sounds like he`s a sex ed teacher or reading off of a condom box
    ;0 lol
  69. Profile photo of jonbow
    jonbow Male 30-39
    31 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 11:08 am
    LMFAO
  70. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 11:13 am
    @baalthazaq - you never get laid, do you?

    the picture made my day
  71. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    hahaha!
  72. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Nice! this guys from toronto according to his FB profile... If there`s any other locals here We should buy this guy a drink.

    and to those in the `use a rubber argument` My daughter came to be even despite the use of condom + birth control.

    So remember kids, if you think you`re mature enough to do it be ready to accept the potential consequences. /end PSA
  73. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    g2g! Brilliant!
  74. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    Wow baalthazaq that is amazing because i know loads of people and not one has ever had a condom not work, propaganda and lies go read up on it, if you use it as instructed and lets be honest it isnt rocket science the maximum recorded faliure rate is 2%....... back to your corner
  75. Profile photo of acanatane
    acanatane Female 18-29
    276 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    haha awesome, she should have at least made sure she was pregnent before bothering him, not just late, jesso.
  76. Profile photo of Weakmonkey
    Weakmonkey Male 18-29
    190 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    Hah. Would have been great if he corrected her spelling.
    You`re*
  77. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    Haha, good answer.
  78. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 4:17 am
    The reason Baalthazaq is anti-condom.
  79. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    Wow baalthazaq that is amazing because i know loads of people and not one has ever had a condom not work, propaganda and lies go read up on it, if you use it as instructed and lets be honest it isnt rocket science the maximum recorded faliure rate is 2%....... back to your corner

    The recorded failure rate *in the real world* is 15% here in the UK. Maybe it is 20% in the USA.

    Sure as hell isn`t 2%. Maybe in lab trials, perhaps, maybe.

    Or maybe you`re using a different way of measuring contraception failure.

    The standard way is per year (i.e. 10% would mean that 10% of the women in the study became pregnant in a period of one year).
  80. Profile photo of user-error
    user-error Male 18-29
    17 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    This makes me think of the Gingerbread man chant.
  81. Profile photo of bayoubengal
    bayoubengal Female 18-29
    149 posts
    June 5, 2010 at 11:56 pm
    Well, apparently he`s not ashamed to have his name not censored, since the same picture is on his own blog. XD

    http://alanharris.tumblr.com/
  82. Profile photo of lilahfaye08
    lilahfaye08 Female 18-29
    1 post
    June 13, 2010 at 10:37 am
    wow good for him

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