Facebook: The Pregnancy Stork`s Messenger [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Facebook: Bringing slutty teenage girls and stupid guys together forever (or at least until babby turns 18).
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Female 1
wow good for him
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Female 149
Well, apparently he`s not ashamed to have his name not censored, since the same picture is on his own blog. XD

http://alanharris.tumblr.com/
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Male 17
This makes me think of the Gingerbread man chant.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Wow baalthazaq that is amazing because i know loads of people and not one has ever had a condom not work, propaganda and lies go read up on it, if you use it as instructed and lets be honest it isnt rocket science the maximum recorded faliure rate is 2%....... back to your corner[/quote]

The recorded failure rate *in the real world* is 15% here in the UK. Maybe it is 20% in the USA.

Sure as hell isn`t 2%. Maybe in lab trials, perhaps, maybe.

Or maybe you`re using a different way of measuring contraception failure.

The standard way is per year (i.e. 10% would mean that 10% of the women in the study became pregnant in a period of one year).
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Male 425
Haha, good answer.
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Male 190
Hah. Would have been great if he corrected her spelling.
You`re*
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Female 276
haha awesome, she should have at least made sure she was pregnent before bothering him, not just late, jesso.
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Male 686
Wow baalthazaq that is amazing because i know loads of people and not one has ever had a condom not work, propaganda and lies go read up on it, if you use it as instructed and lets be honest it isnt rocket science the maximum recorded faliure rate is 2%....... back to your corner
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Male 25,417
g2g! Brilliant!
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Male 487
Nice! this guys from toronto according to his FB profile... If there`s any other locals here We should buy this guy a drink.

and to those in the `use a rubber argument` My daughter came to be even despite the use of condom + birth control.

So remember kids, if you think you`re mature enough to do it be ready to accept the potential consequences. /end PSA
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Female 1,435
hahaha!
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Male 794
@baalthazaq - you never get laid, do you?

the picture made my day
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Male 31
LMFAO
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Female 80
uhm baalthazaq sounds like he`s a sex ed teacher or reading off of a condom box
;0 lol
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Female 635
lmao
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Male 4,290
Haha wow, that`s cold.
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Female 40
that was f`ing hilarious!
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Male 4,546
FFS.
"That`s why you use a rubber".

If you just use a rubber, on average, you`re gonna have a baby within 3 years.

If you have multiple kinds of birth control, then it`s another story, and then you`re gonna just be one of the 1/50 people who have a kid.

If you have 3+, then the chances drop further, just keep in mind not all forms of birth control "stack". Spermicide is already on most condoms and adding a second kind of spermicide can sometimes dratup the spermicide on condoms, reducing your safety rather than increasing them.

Older spermicides could even make the condoms more likely to break.

Double bagging increases the chance of slippage and breakage too.

Typical use of a condom results in upto a 20% failure rate.

I know at least 2 people who have gotten pregnant despite 3 t
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Male 2,593
HAHAHA!!! This may go down as one of the best responses ever typed
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Male 6,694
Im late too. gotta run. = (classic)
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Male 56
Abort that accident ^_^ .. slightly harsh, maybe just change your name and head for the border.
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Male 2,703
"thats why you use a rubber."

you`re an idiot
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Male 350
(1) Delete the FB profile
(2) Move to Mexico
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Male 199
paddyt07 - agreed
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Male 2,893
Alan Harris FTW!!!
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Male 154
lol. too bad for her.
thats why you use a rubber.
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Male 3,819
This isn`t your a f*cking prick, it`s my a f*cking prick.
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Male 1,067
This is the first literal laugh out loud moment I`ve had on I-A-B in a while!
This is drating brilliant!
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Male 439
if your gonna play...
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Male 89
Sounds like Janet`s party was a cracker.
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Male 15,832
Could this be a Literal Post of the Day?
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Male 18
added him lmao funny sh/it
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Male 798
Alan is my new hero.
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Male 39,576
ROFLMAO!!!!!!

now THATS why I come to IAB
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Female 517
FAKE AND LAME.
Oh comon.
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Female 448
@Lejjena....I kinda want to friend him. Only kinda....
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Male 68
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Male 200
lmao. dont care if its fake, so f-ing funny haha
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Female 467
FAKE
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Male 496
LOL
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Male 2,748
um, DON`T TALK ABOUT THAT SH*T ON FACEBOOK!!! dumbass b*tch...
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Female 1,894
Hahahahaaaaa alan can have my children too
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Female 2,352
Alan is an ass but that was pretty damn funny. XD
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Female 1,682
Hahahaha. Thats pretty win.
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Male 447
Lol that`s a pretty terriblesituation but I have to admit, it`s a funny response.
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Male 224
"you`re"
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Male 1,882
Alan wins one internets.
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Female 59
@odle
"What`s the big deal?" Seriously?! Of course it`s a big drating deal. I agree with han5nah.
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Male 120
win
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Female 735
Odle: the big deal is they suck like hell. Your hormones go freakin nuts. Even if you hate babies, your homones will make you want to rip your eyeballs out for doing it. Really. Female hormones are freakin scary, dude. Not only that, but she will be looked down upon for it by hundreds of people. Poor girl.
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Male 249
i like how they cover her name and leave his
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Male 2,033
I swear his next response should be "*you`re"
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Male 51
hahaha omg i love this best response ever
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Male 29
....why doesn`t she just get an abortion? whats the big deal?
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Male 779
Good call!
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Male 1,625
Best Reply Ever!!
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Male 12,365
Maybe he didn`t realise what she meant. Even by today`s standards, it`s a weird thing to say publically.

Or maybe it`s another joke. That`s one thing Facebook is good for.
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Male 145
Poor girl. Her keyboard`s shift button must be broken.
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Male 594
Hahahahaha. Oh my goodness.
I can`t help but laugh because of his reaction.
Feel bad for the lady, though.
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Male 614
"Just look at her grammer compared to his! No wonder he bailed..."
grammar*
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Male 1,136
Yes!!! WIN!
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Male 40,343
Well DUH he`s a f-ing prick, what the h*ll do you think made you preggers??? lolz!
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Male 1,505
LMAO - Instant classic.
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Male 5,194
"You`re"
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Male 768
nvm, too many alan harris` on facebook...
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Male 768
that kid is drating hilarious...omg, lol....im adding him on facebook o.O
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Female 709
Just look at her grammer compared to his! No wonder he bailed...
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Male 451
from her tone I would say she should be starting any minute...
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Male 246
Classic one to remember.

4 *****. Not that many get 4 *****
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Female 3,574
lol
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Female 149
retards
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Male 1,357
lmao!! lad.
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Female 587
why isnt his name blacked out?
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Male 2,159
LOL! Now there`s a comeback. Kudos Alan Harris.
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Male 4,745
Hmmmm...If only they had had access to those kid sized condoms from a few days ago...
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Male 143
HA nice
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Female 15
The poor baby is going to fail at English grammar too D:
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Male 17
hahaha win all over.
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Male 15,510
Im late too! seeee yaaa!
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Male 1,148
He had a good counter-point.
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Male 20,827
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