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75 Responses to Facebook Military Facts: Give Piece A Chance [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:16 am
    Link: Facebook Military Facts: Give Piece A Chance - A piece of cake that is...
  2. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 11:41 am
    Why not just make a special military regiment for fat people? Let them start 2 or 3 weeks earlier and run all that fat out of them.
  3. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:42 am
    huh...
  4. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 11:50 am
    No.

    This is where drones and other sorts of arms come in.
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    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:54 am
    Ha! A good use for fat ppl!
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    deathshdw Male 13-17
    17 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:56 am
    Bring in the robots...
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 11:59 am
    No.

    Its the answer for the global population reduction plan
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Good point.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    yes and teh US military already knows this which is why the military issues and order stating that any new technology must be unmanned unless it is impossible to do so...it seems that people have gotten so used to sitting in a big comfy chair eating cheesy poofs that they want to be able to wage war like that too!
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    hahahaha yes everybody armed and ready with twinkies and ben and jerrys!!
  11. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    ...fabarati, I don`t know about you, but most of us here aren`t fascists.

    Of course... Europeans probably view the military as less horrific than I do.
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    Kaagan Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    give cake a chance
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    fabarati Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    @Siyanor: i`m not a fascist, I just think that if you have a group of people who want to enlist and the only thing that`s holding them back is their physical size, why not set up a temporary exercise regiment, get them in shape, then put them i proper brigades.

    It`s a waste, that`s all.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    Hmmm.. something to ponder!
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    They would just fly a plane to a enemy base, drop a cake in and the resulting stampede would do the work.
  16. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    Now I know I sound disrespectful here, but perhaps a fixed percentage fat people(chosen by draft) should be in the military. First off, the military will not let them indulge in their bad habits, and this will teach them discipline. If boot camp training time is lengthened by a little they will be able to lose the weight and gain considerable muscle mass, because when fat people exercise they have to move their fat. Now, use these individuals as both recruiters and voluntary public speakers when not in wartime, and we would have the solution to the obesity problem. They would tell the truth about how anybody can lose weight and grow physically fit(excepting those who have true glandular problems, but those are a very small percentage.) Also, a CORRECT way to lose weight would be publicized and companies that fool and feed off the lazy would die out. Somehow we`ve got to prove that Obesity is a mental illness, not a physical one. This could work. Its better than shooting them.
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    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    mmmmm cheesy poofs! slurp!

    hahaha
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    petshadow Male 40-49
    38 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    The Army should just send all the overweight recruits to the Navy, since all that extra fat would make the new recruits float better.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3234 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    World peace would be a wonderful thing, however it is impossible at this point in time. There are too many different peoples with too many different ideologies, with too many conflicts of interest. Unfortunately, world peace is a fool`s dream...
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    ...Perhaps we should stop focusing on the problem of obesity, and focus more on the problem of the EXISTENCE OF A MILITARY, a problem for which obesity is presented as a solution IN THIS POST...

    Maybe I`m the ONLY one here who absolutely despises the military...
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    @mithraela
    I think I agree with everything there bar the drafting...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    Ever seen two fat chicks fighting of some wings?

    The only differance I expect to see is that instead of marching they`ll be riding those scooters
  23. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    "Maybe I`m the ONLY one here who absolutely despises the military..."

    have you not watched simpson`s treehouse of horror II, with the monkey paw? Lisa wishes for world peace, they destory all weapons, Kang and Kodos come down and conquer earth with like a slingshot...

    but instead of kang and kodos it`d be kim jong il or castro, someone is always going to militarily take control of somewhere, do you not realize human nature is greed and power...
  24. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Siyanor... you resent the military until you want your a$$ protected by them.

    time to grow up
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Gerry, I would much rather die than be protected by the military. Or, be protected by the police... since, you know, that`s their job...

    Ike, you do realize that if there is no military, people cannot militarily take control? I never once said we should ONLY abolish military in the US. And no, I do not watch the Simpsons; also, the story of the monkey paw is centuries older than the Simpsons, and involves a single person who was wished alive and revived as a mindless zombie.
  26. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    the only way it`s considered world peace is because we wouldn`t be killing each other, we`d be killing ourselves.
  27. Profile photo of dance4life
    dance4life Female 18-29
    209 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    yes, Siyanor, I hope you are the only one. I know the ring on my finger shows that I very much love the military, considering the one who put it there is serving. And I couldn`t be prouder of him. Grow up. Militaries have basically always been a part of civilization and have been protecting even idiots like you for a loooong time.
  28. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    dance4life, just because it`s currently "a part of civilization" doesn`t mean it SHOULD be a part of civilization.

    And as I already said, I would rather not be protected if my protection is killing people in other countries.
  29. Profile photo of mastrmind
    mastrmind Male 18-29
    102 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    Must be a great life for siyanor to have never had to fight for anything.

    So if you were to be mugged.. you wouldn`t report it, Because you don`t want to be protected by the police. We wouldn`t have to worry about you fighting back either, because violence is wrong.

    Right?


    Awesome, Post your address for everyone then.
  30. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    mastr, I said that I DO want to be protected by the police INSTEAD OF the military. I realize the way I worded it was a bit vague.
  31. Profile photo of mastrmind
    mastrmind Male 18-29
    102 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    Ah,.. yeah you worded that pretty miserably..

    The military isn`t as evil as everyone makes it out to be. Did it for 6 years and got out. Helped me mature a good bit from the person I was out of HS..
  32. Profile photo of dance4life
    dance4life Female 18-29
    209 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    so if your house got bombed from someone from another country (not a military person from another country, just some lunatic who didn`t like the US) then that`d be cool? no worries? There`d be no need to be protected by the military? Are you sure you didn`t lie about your age? You`re not some 12 year old kid just spatting off something you heard and thought was cool? cuz that`s kind of what you sound like. Ever met someone in the military? Hear things that they have seen? What about military personal who help people in other countries? Who rebuild schools for girls in Iraq? No need for that. Let others suffer under their ruler that they have no control over. No big deal. As long as the US is ok, nobody else matters. Good thought process
  33. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    dance, the lack of logic in YOUR thought process is utterly astounding.

    Some lunatic bombing the US without government sanction is committing a crime. Crimes are handled by THE POLICE.

    Helping people in other countries DOES NOT REQUIRE A MILITARY. Those people can just as easily rebuild schools, or perform any other act of generosity, in other countries without being members of the armed forces.

    In the case of overthrowing a tyrant: I do not personally believe it should be within the rights of one country to eliminate a government in another country, no matter what the circumstances.
  34. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    Not cool to be hating on our armed forces, its not completely their choice to be sent to wherever our government decides they need to be.
  35. Profile photo of dance4life
    dance4life Female 18-29
    209 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    Siyanor, just to put it simply, i think you`re an idiot. Obviously you have never met someone in the military and listened to what they have to say about the pride most of them take in what they do. There will always be conflict with different countries, and because of that there will always need to be a military. I`d love for there to be peace since it would bring my fiance home. But it`s not going to happen anytime soon. Get over yourself, get educated, and grow up. Advanced defense technologies are an on-going nature of human societies.
    And how about to protect people, like from pirates. Should we send our police overseas to protect people? That sounds a lot like a military actually...
    I`m a very liberal person, but i`m not so blind as to think that no military will ever be needed. I love our men and women in uniform and appreciate everything they do for us. HOOAH! ahaha
  36. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    There is only one thing constant in our world`s history, only one, and that is war.

    Peace is a fantastic goal, but world peace is an unrealistic goal which ignores basic human nature. As long as someone has something that another does not have, or thinks differently from someone else, there will be war.

    We will always need a military, see the concept of "Mutually Assured Destruction".
  37. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    OK, Dance, that last part was hysterical laughter.

    Step away from the military discussion and find a nice, peaceful slice of German chocolate with coconut frosting.
  38. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    ...And I think you are an idiot, dance, since you seem to be randomly assuming I think the military can magically be abolished. Never have I said it can. I said it should be. I am quite aware that the abolition of military is unrealistic, but that does NOT mean we should SUPPORT the military.

    Also, send our police to protect people overseas? What the hell? If you think I suggested that, you clearly failed at comprehending anything I typed.

    So, your fiance takes pride in what he does. What exactly is it that he does? And why is it absolutely necessary that he be in the military to perform this task? If it`s something that people not in the armed forces can do, clearly it`s nothing to be proud of, and if only people in the armed forces can do it, I don`t see what value it has to society.

    Perhaps you should grow up, and learn that how things are and how things can be are not always how things should be. That should have been the first thing you learned gr
  39. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    The last sentence was cut off, it should read:

    That should have been the first thing you learned growing up.
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    Tr4shman Male 18-29
    105 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    I just can`t wait to see the headlines:

    World peace restored, Mc.Donalds saves the planet ! :)
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    Xh8FYHnG Male 40-49
    36 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    Give `bese a chance!
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    Hahaha awesome.
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    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    HAHAHA. I like this guy.
  44. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    I can`t help but like this guy.
  45. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    More like give pizza a chance!

    Get it?
  46. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    Bahahaha.
  47. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:05 pm
    A large percentage. Bwahahaha.
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 11:09 pm
    *Like*
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:58 am
    Give Twinkies a chance!
  50. Profile photo of slickrstickr
    slickrstickr Male 13-17
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    June 22, 2010 at 5:20 am
    @Lobotomy. If you had to say get it, you know it was a stretch!
  51. Profile photo of Miquaight
    Miquaight Female 18-29
    129 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 5:32 am
    PEACE

    "Piece"....

    Who edits this site?!
  52. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 6:28 am
    @miquaight, you missed the pun. and a pun is the most MOST simplest form of humor. ever. back to school with you.
  53. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 6:59 am
    vv "PEACE "Piece".... Who edits this site?!"



    You know what that is? That, my dear, is a joke. Flying directly over over your head.
  54. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 7:04 am
    Siyanor, that kind of wishful thinking is just the kind of soft-logic that has brought the U.S. to the sad place we are in.

    to paraphrase your wish for a lack of military ... "If we get rid of all protection there will be no violence"

    That`s like saying if you get rid of condoms there will be no std`s.

    "I believe in fairies! I believe in fairies!"
  55. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 7:31 am
    Well said davymid, well said.
  56. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 7:55 am
    vv Not. Maybe "Give A Piece of Pie A Chance" or something.
  57. Profile photo of Sonsglow
    Sonsglow Male 18-29
    201 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 8:59 am



    uh. exactly *how* obese must you be to face rejection?
  58. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 9:04 am
    @samudoll Your grammar isn`t that great either.
  59. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 9:27 am
    Gerry, when did I once say anything remotely similar to "If we get rid of all protection there will be no violence"? Please show me what you believe sounds like that, and I`ll try to tell you what you`re misinterpreting.
  60. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 10:44 am
    o.O
  61. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 11:35 am
    Fat = dead.
    War = dead.
    Healthy + peace = happy
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    TheNameless Male 13-17
    55 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 11:36 am
    no it is not the answer to world peace because we have A, B, & C warfare... a fatass can press a button and with that said war would then be fought over major pie exports and countries with the most mc donalds stock holders so saying i have fast food then becomes a global threat oh noes!!
  63. Profile photo of SkyeDragon
    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
    281 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 11:37 am
    *lol* Clever but I don`t think world peace works that way...
  64. Profile photo of JimmyRocks
    JimmyRocks Male 30-39
    145 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    Arm everyone. EVERYONE.
  65. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    Well, we`d have peace until we make robots. Then, the human race would be wiped out in a matter of /weeks/. We`d all be too fat to stop them.
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    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    the secret to world peace is killing everyone.
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    last-iconOC Male 13-17
    152 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    i would like a number one with a side order of world peace...that doesn`t sound like it`s gonna work
  68. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    I just can`t see it working in Sub-Saharan Africa.
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    badname_001 Female 18-29
    130 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 10:29 am
    If world peace means a populace confined to their jazzy power scooters ala wall-e, I`m out.
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:49 am
    funny thought.
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    axeman929 Male 30-39
    195 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    Stop with the Big Mac ads iab, making me hungry and keeping me out of the Marines. MMMM...BIG MAc.
  72. Profile photo of Earl_Grey
    Earl_Grey Female 18-29
    131 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 9:05 am
    @badname_001
    you`ve obviously never been to a war zone, have you.

    And anyway, don`t we have nuclear missiles that can be set off at the push of a button now, anyway?
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    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    lol
  74. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    Hmm interesting.

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