Facebook And Sexing It Up With... With Jesus? [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

You can always rely on your Facebook friends for being completely inappropriate. Thanks, friends.
There are 36 comments:
Female 5,222
so.. what about glory holes??lmfao
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Male 999
jesus please fill my hole!
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Female 62
Facepalms with one hand, high fives facebook Brad with the other.
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Female 535
I find it a complete possibility that with all those people who love Jesus passionately, at least some of them want to phuck him with religious abandon.
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Male 606
I hate Dull ppl who have to talk about that shyt all the time b/c they them self are just very uninteresting!
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Male 275
um, so he`s saying that Jesus will fill your hole? That`s a bit suss...
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Male 619
What do you think, Jesus?

"Drink my blood (which is actually wine.)

Also, eat me."
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Male 9,305
Siyanor: Trust me, it was all a joke. When it comes to religion and the internet, it`s -always- a joke.
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Male 2,748
Jesus fills my hole, and my pockets. Im a religious whore :D
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Female 654
you do know that a lot of religions recognize jesus christ, not just catholics?
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Female 1,677
Some people enjoy drink/drugs for no other reason than they`re fun-- nothing about insecurely filling.. holes..

Anyway, all this Flying Spaghetti talk has made me hungry and I`m going to go fill my face hole.

Ramen.
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Male 1,627
i don`t want jesus christ filling up my holes
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Male 4,793
I could have done a better job commenting on that. Stupid jesus.
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Male 2,868
"Pope Benedict... Filling young holes for the last 80 years..."

The Catholic Church... Filling young holes for the last 2000 years.
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Male 1,013
Pope Benedict... Filling young holes for the last 80 years...
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Male 47
@Zerocyde
What AGAIN!!!!, I though I bitch slapped him back into his hiding hole after I battered a few pints whilst filling my missus hole!!!

oh well no rest for the wicked >:-D
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Female 3,598
nobody`s hole has ever been filled... ever, you may think you`ve filled your hole, but you probably just have a bunch of crap in there.
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Male 25,417
wow, never expect understanding in facebook!
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Male 312
@Zerocyde - Hell yeah!
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Male 2,688
Amen Zerocyde!!!!!!

All glory to the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!!!
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Female 1,963
Man. There are already so many Christians that seem to have a really creepy relationship with Jesus ("Jesus is the only man in my life" "I have to stay pure for Jesus"). Now Jesus is filling your hole. I will never look at Jesus the same way again.
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Male 3,255
Everyone`s trying to find the answer by drinkin, sexing it up, druggin it up... your hole will never be filled with those insecure activities..... your answer is The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Male 2,159
Of course sex gives your life meaning. It`s the biological purpose of one`s existence. If you sex it up with Jesus (not only will he be in HUGE trouble, but) you will just get Jesus babies instead of lame normal babies. If he`s catholic. I can`t remember...
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Male 5,314
so, jesus with fill those holes?
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Male 2,440
Sex sure does give my life plenty of meaning. :)
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Male 1,184
Nido, I think that was supposed to be a joke... but...

Jesus was going to be crucified anyway. He tried to get OUT of it by blabbering about the wrath of God, and claiming he was God.

Sorry, Christians, but even if Jesus IS God, he became God for revenge.
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Male 2,688
NIDONEMO FTFW!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 9,305
Pui: Jesus was a total exhibitionist, I mean he had balls to go out and do public bondage like that. XD
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Female 3,574
@Nidonemo lol who knew Jews were so kinky?
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Male 9,305
You guys all know how Jesus got himself crucified right?

He forgot the safeword. ;)
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Male 39,531
Jesus will fill your hole.




He`s the gardner
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Male 69
According to Christians, Jesus is already everywhere, so he`s filling all of your holes no matter what you do.
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Male 259
Maybe the big JC is packing plenty downstairs? Either way, I`m not sure Jesus filling my hole is going to be at the top of this year`s Christmas list.
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Male 7,808
come on brad, im dissapointed. you went with the most obvious joke.
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Male 3,369
Rick must have a very big hole.
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Male 20,825
Link: Facebook And Sexing It Up With... With Jesus? [Pic [Rate Link] - You can always rely on your Facebook friends for being completely inappropriate. Thanks, friends.
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