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Date: 06/20/10 07:36 AM

36 Responses to Facebook And Sexing It Up With… With Jesus? [Pic

  1. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 8:12 am
    Rick must have a very big hole.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 8:14 am
    come on brad, im dissapointed. you went with the most obvious joke.
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    number696969 Male 30-39
    257 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 8:19 am
    Maybe the big JC is packing plenty downstairs? Either way, I`m not sure Jesus filling my hole is going to be at the top of this year`s Christmas list.
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    dremkast Male 18-29
    69 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 8:31 am
    According to Christians, Jesus is already everywhere, so he`s filling all of your holes no matter what you do.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 8:38 am
    Jesus will fill your hole.




    He`s the gardner
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 9:53 am
    You guys all know how Jesus got himself crucified right?

    He forgot the safeword. ;)
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    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 10:08 am
    @Nidonemo lol who knew Jews were so kinky?
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 10:13 am
    Pui: Jesus was a total exhibitionist, I mean he had balls to go out and do public bondage like that. XD
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 10:46 am
    NIDONEMO FTFW!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 11:39 am
    Nido, I think that was supposed to be a joke... but...

    Jesus was going to be crucified anyway. He tried to get OUT of it by blabbering about the wrath of God, and claiming he was God.

    Sorry, Christians, but even if Jesus IS God, he became God for revenge.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Sex sure does give my life plenty of meaning. :)
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    so, jesus with fill those holes?
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Of course sex gives your life meaning. It`s the biological purpose of one`s existence. If you sex it up with Jesus (not only will he be in HUGE trouble, but) you will just get Jesus babies instead of lame normal babies. If he`s catholic. I can`t remember...
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Everyone`s trying to find the answer by drinkin, sexing it up, druggin it up... your hole will never be filled with those insecure activities..... your answer is The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    Man. There are already so many Christians that seem to have a really creepy relationship with Jesus ("Jesus is the only man in my life" "I have to stay pure for Jesus"). Now Jesus is filling your hole. I will never look at Jesus the same way again.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    Amen Zerocyde!!!!!!

    All glory to the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!!!
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    TysonRP Male 13-17
    312 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    @Zerocyde - Hell yeah!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    wow, never expect understanding in facebook!
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    nobody`s hole has ever been filled... ever, you may think you`ve filled your hole, but you probably just have a bunch of crap in there.
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    ukfra Male 18-29
    47 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    @Zerocyde
    What AGAIN!!!!, I though I bitch slapped him back into his hiding hole after I battered a few pints whilst filling my missus hole!!!

    oh well no rest for the wicked >:-D
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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Pope Benedict... Filling young holes for the last 80 years...
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    "Pope Benedict... Filling young holes for the last 80 years..."

    The Catholic Church... Filling young holes for the last 2000 years.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    I could have done a better job commenting on that. Stupid jesus.
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    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    i don`t want jesus christ filling up my holes
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    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    Some people enjoy drink/drugs for no other reason than they`re fun-- nothing about insecurely filling.. holes..

    Anyway, all this Flying Spaghetti talk has made me hungry and I`m going to go fill my face hole.

    Ramen.
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    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    you do know that a lot of religions recognize jesus christ, not just catholics?
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 10:50 pm
    Jesus fills my hole, and my pockets. Im a religious whore :D
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:01 am
    Siyanor: Trust me, it was all a joke. When it comes to religion and the internet, it`s -always- a joke.
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    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:04 am
    What do you think, Jesus?

    "Drink my blood (which is actually wine.)

    Also, eat me."
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    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:54 am
    um, so he`s saying that Jesus will fill your hole? That`s a bit suss...
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    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 6:16 am
    I hate Dull ppl who have to talk about that shyt all the time b/c they them self are just very uninteresting!
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    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    I find it a complete possibility that with all those people who love Jesus passionately, at least some of them want to phuck him with religious abandon.
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    ThisIsMe2 Female 18-29
    62 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 6:07 am
    Facepalms with one hand, high fives facebook Brad with the other.
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    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    jesus please fill my hole!
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:44 am
    so.. what about glory holes??lmfao

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