Fabulous Man Turns Straight For Jesus

Submitted by: Pooptart19 6 years ago Funny

Adam Hood says he isn"t gay anymore, but at least he"s still faaaaaaaaabulous!
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Female 18
Lol, this is a parody, right? RIGHT?!
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Male 1,045
finally religion does something right
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Male 4
Geez..
Faggot xD
Nawt kewl
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Male 373
I cannot stand some people...
The bible and the church (at least not anymore) do not look down on homosexuals for what they are, but what they do.
Being homosexual is fine. God created them that way and it is not their fault if they are homosexual. However, the church does look down on homosexuals who do homosexual activity. Those that do, go against God`s reason for making man and woman. God specifically put man and woman to love and reproduce. Since man and man and woman and woman cannot reproduce, same-sex marriages and relationships are not allowed in the church. The Church encourages chastity for homosexuals, but if their hunger for a more, uh, physical cravings drives them, they must resort to becoming straight. Hopefully that all made sense...
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Male 307
You and I must of went to the same bible camp, Gerry... my first experience was with a church youth counselor.

I saw the Virgin Mary over the headboard and knew I had found my path...
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Male 152
"heroine feels great"
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Female 9
@MCM2010
You know what I don’t tolerate, as a raving liberal?
Slavery. Stoning someone to death for committing adultery. Not eating shrimp.
The Bible is confusing, but that’s because it was written by people, not a god.
I do think that the Bible can be a way to follow your own moral compass, but only as a metaphorical tool not a literal one and should not be used to declare that someone, for whatever reason, is an evil person or sinner .
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Male 49
warning: opinion ahead..... personally i think anyone who actually believes in the bible god as written in the christian bible are mentally ill. people who use an outdated tome writen for superstious sheep hearders as a way to live their life in todays day and age need help. i know that is a broad brush i am painting with, but still.
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Female 2
I do not come to this site often - only if I`m really looking for something to do, and honestly, most of the comments posted here are so liberal. I honestly think that most of you would have tolerance for anything. I am a Christian. I don`t know this Adam Hood guy. But regardless, to me he sounds like he`s got his head on pretty straight. I think the Bible is pretty clear on this matter, and I am really sick of all this negative slander toward it. Yes, the Bible can be confusing at times because it WAS written by many authors, but I believe the meaning is clear to those who have read it.
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Male 37,916
People really can change their sexuality through religion.

I was straight until I went to bible camp! woo hoo!
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Female 3,574
@Angilion, thanks for that link!
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Male 594
So he`s all like; Sperm shouldn`t go that way. It`s..dirty.

For a second. JUST for a second..
I could see undisclosed desire in his eyes.

You, sir, are fooling no one.
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Male 14
By the way,

The Bible isn`t right because it`s been tainted by humans. No matter what God`s real intention was when he told humans to write the Bible, the real message got lost the moment people started making their own versions and interpretations.

drat the churches and drat the bible.
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Male 14
"Being homosexual is fine"

You realize the stupidity of what you just said?

You can`t be homosexual if you don`t act in homosexual ways. You would be abstinent.

What you`re saying is the equivalence of telling a black man to stop being black because he`ll burn in hell for it.

You sir are retarded. Believing that the Bible has no flaws.

It was written by people, not God.

"I cannot stand some people..." Most people can`t stand you
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Male 12,365
Can anyone explain why quote tags in my posts, which appear as quote tags in the editor, are mangled into `[quote">` between the editor and posting if I also include HTML links in the post? It happens every time and it`s a bit irritating.
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Male 12,365
This website bends over backwards to give equal showing to wildly different points of view on religious topics. It`s deliberately co-written by people with very different views in order to try to prevent personal opinions:

[quote">We are a multi-faith group. As of 2010-FEB, we consist of one Atheist, Agnostic, Christian, Wiccan and Zen Buddhist. Thus, the OCRT staff lack agreement on almost all theological matters [.."> [/quote">

Unsurprisingly, there`s a huge section on homosexuality

If you want multiple viewpoints and examination of possible interpretations of various passages of the Christian bible, that`s a very good place to go.
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Male 12,365
[quote]However, the church does look down on homosexuals who do homosexual activity.[/quote]

Some churches don`t. It is open to interpretation. It`s nowhere near as clear-cut as you make it out to be.

[quote]God specifically put man and woman to love and reproduce.[/quote]

*By your own argument* all sexual activity not intended for reproduction is wrong. Is that really what you believe?

[quote]The Church encourages chastity for homosexuals, but if their hunger for a more, uh, physical cravings drives them, they must resort to becoming straight.[/quote]

Do you really think people can switch their sexual orientation at will? Seriously?

[quote]Hopefully that all made sense...[/quote]

Of course it didn`t - it`s the usual semi-Christian argument against homosexuality.
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Male 12,365
[quote]The Old Testament isn`t to be followed by Christians. It happens before Jesus Christ and everything within it you had to do to absolve your sins. Jesus came to be the final sacrifice (apparently). Therefore, only the New Testament is written for today`s Christians. [/quote]

Matthew 5:18-19 is in the NT and explicitly stated to be a direct quote from Jesus very explicitly stating that Christians must follow every rule of Judaism, i.e. the OT.

[quote]There are plenty of cases within the NT that document homosexuality as an act against God.[/quote]

Please supply chapter and verse so I can make a counter-argument against any examples you might have. I`m also interested where you get "plenty" from, because I`ve not seen anyone else come up with more than a handful at a stretch.
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Male 373
I cannot stand some people...
The bible and the church (at least not anymore) do not look down on homosexuals for what they are, but what they do.
Being homosexual is fine. God created them that way and it is not their fault if they are homosexual. However, the church does look down on homosexuals who do homosexual activity. Those that do, go against God`s reason for making man and woman. God specifically put man and woman to love and reproduce. Since man and man and woman and woman cannot reproduce, same-sex marriages and relationships are not allowed in the church. The Church encourages chastity for homosexuals, but if their hunger for a more, uh, physical cravings drives them, they must resort to becoming straight. Hopefully that all made sense...
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Male 20
Homosexuality isn;t a sin.

Its not a sin because for it to be a sin, it implies there is a god. There is no god, ergo, homosexuality isn`t a sin.

Homosexuality is biologically unnatural. But its not a sin.
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Female 9
Why, if God loves gays, would he want them to burn in Hell for their "sins"? And is he is a "father for all", why wouldn`t he intervene and punish after the "sins" were committed, especially is He`s "all seeing"?
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Male 1,164
Wow, I gotta say, seeing a flamboyant guy talking about how wrong it is to be gay is REFRESHING. It`s like finding the lesbian section of the porn store after being locked in the missionary room for 3 years. It`s something you don`t normally see.
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Female 1,048
So - he`s straight on Sundays but gay the other 6 days of the week??
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Female 374
I like how he`s "straight". That scarf just screams "GAY".
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Male 4,014
"Who wears an ascot?"

"Cured" homosexuals, apparently.
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Male 4,014
"The Bible can burn in hell."

It won`t, but if its right, you will!
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Male 14
Don`t blame God.
Blame religious fanatics who have to blame homosexuals for their insecurities, worries, faults, and shortcomings
The Bible can burn in hell.
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Female 48
I went to the website this was made for and I`m convinced this isn`t a joke HOWEVER I highly recommend the site. It has several videos on there pertaining to homosexuality (and other hot button topics in the Christian community) but has ALL viewpoints.
I for one agreed with Kathy`s video, I don`t see homosexuality as a sin and even if others do it doesn`t matter because we are to treat everyone with respect and love.
I think the point of this video was to show you can`t hide who you are and being a gay Christian isn`t an oxymoron.
Unfortunately, no one told him.
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Male 2,549
@Xerasia

I`m pretty sure this is a joke thing. (ShadyJaney)

Can`t be positive but I`m pretty sure that this is real.
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Male 246
Romans 1:26-27

"Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion."

New International Version (NIV)
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Female 322
And the old testament IS for Christians, as much as the new - it is just seen in a different light, taken is context with the new.
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Female 322
times? Yes. Can they be a practicing homosexual and also a Christian? Yes. IF they acknowledge their sin. We have ALL sinned and fallen short of the Glory of God. Go ahead and cast the first stone. I won`t.
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Female 322
jamie76 - the laws in Ex. and Liv. are specifically for the nation of Israel, whom God had called out to be a nation unto Himself. The rules about upsurping authority over a man stand... although there is a lot of differences in Protestant Churches` interpretation of that scripture. Paul does say that homosexuals, adulterers, murderers, ect. are practicing abominations "and such were some of you" = indicating God can help repentant sinners out of those practices. I the Bible is God`s Word - including what Jesus said, "render unto Caesar what is Caesars and unto God what is Gods". Yes, it`s about paying taxes, but I believe it is also about other things - such as keeping separate church and state. If gay people wish to get married, for example, I have no problem with that, as long as they don`t demand my minister has to perform the ceremony. Do I believe gays can repent of their sin and be `cured`? Yes. Can those same gays "backslide"? Yes. Will they
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Female 513
The Old Testament isn`t to be followed by Christians. It happens before Jesus Christ and everything within it you had to do to absolve your sins. Jesus came to be the final sacrifice (apparently). Therefore, only the New Testament is written for today`s Christians.

There are plenty of cases within the NT that document homosexuality as an act against God. The mention of it in Leviticus (OT) is actually in reference to RITUALISTIC CLEANSING; i.e. before you undergo a ritual, say a baptism, you cannot do this, this and this. Laying with a man as one would with a woman (i.e. screwing) is one of those things. But the NT puts greater emphasis that it`s not to be done -at all-.

And no, I`m not a Christian (or religious). I`m more of a Humanist.
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Male 7,378
Who wears an ascot?
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Female 13
@Xerasia

I`m pretty sure this is a joke thing.
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Female 1,181
what a weak, gay man. way to stand up for what you used to believe in, retard.
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Male 12,365
Another example...eating shellfish, shrimps, pork, bacon, ham and all sorts other things is toevah, just as sex between men probably is (but might not be - there is scope to argue about the intended meaning). That one`s almost next door - Leviticus 20:25 and 20:13.

Cheeseburgers are also toevah (mixing meat and dairy products).

It`s fair to say that most people are just as wrong according to the Christian bible as men who have sex with each other. Which probably refered to sexual rituals in other religions that early leaders of Judaism wanted to usurp, not in general.
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Male 12,365
[quote]All I heard there was that anal sex is a sin. Not homosexuality.[/quote]

Depends who you listen to. The Christian bible isn`t actually very clear on the matter. The passages about it do seem to apply only to men, though, so you`re fine anyway.

However you interpret the Christian bible, men having sex with each other certainly can`t be any worse than working on a Saturday or a whole host of other things.

There`s a couple of verses in the OT that probably (the meaning of them isn`t clear, despite the language used in English versions) forbid men to have sex with other men. There`s a huge amount of other rules in the OT that Christians ignore, so they`ve no real reason to support that rule and not the other ones. Wearing two different kinds of fabric, for example. There`s an astonishing amount of stuff that is forbidden or required to meet purity rules. That`s what men having homosex comes under (if it does) - the KJV babble about `abomination` is j
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Male 768
A woman must quietly receive instruction with entire submissiveness. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

hear that ladies?
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Male 1,625
He`s not gay? Riiiight.
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Female 682
Hon, lemme tell ya,that scarf is a sin....
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Male 1,678
hahaha from around 4:00 to 4:12 he sounds like he`s turning himself on
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Male 12,138
Jamie, thank you.
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Male 25,416
THAT IS SILLY
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Male 2,345
I am a Christian...or rather I have faith that God exist and have my own beliefs on that but to all the "true Christians" out there, I am curious why you don`t also follow the bible to the letter on these sins also:

Exodus 35:2)

Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death.

Timothy 2:11-15)

A woman must quietly receive instruction with entire submissiveness. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

Leviticus 21:18-20)

For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach [to offer the bread of his God]: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or
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Female 1,190
i lolled when he said "its so dirty"
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Female 1,006
All I heard there was that anal sex is a sin. Not homosexuality.
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Male 390
When will people realize that there is no god and we are nothing more than a big blob of chemicals?

Oh, and if this man is straight then I am Elvis Presley.

And one more thing, homosexuality isn`t a "choice" nor is it because they didn`t have a father figure. It is a chemical imbalance. Chemicals drive our sexual desires, therefore they can also skew them.
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Female 56
I want this guy to be my Sassy Gay Friend.
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Male 977
Arguable squircifer... arguable. The fact of god`s omniscience does not necessarily negate the possibility of free will. Perhaps this all knowing God just chooses not to intervene with our own personal wills. Maybe he just doesn`t give a cluck.
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Male 6,694
Thats funny cause all of the straight dudes I hang with all wear ascot ties when we are out macking on chicks or watching the game and pounding beers.
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Male 49
I wonder if people realize that if god is all knowing, then there is no free-will. He already knows what you will do before you ever decide to do it---- Time to get with the times.
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Female 3,574
@jib that is kind of the point of free will lol. Besides, pro-choice means you have a choice! You are pro choice as long as you let people have the right to make the choice themselves, even if you would make a different choice.
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Male 503
sorry but that scarf is FABULOUSSSSS
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Male 230
pssst, dude... you`re still gay...
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Male 5,314
what the f*ck was this? i thought it was a joke or a parody or something. 1 minute into it and he`s still talking about being gay is bad or some crap like that.
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Female 130
lol, rentboy. perfect comment.
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Male 117
Depravity? I get all the d**k I can handle! If anything I`m sleep deprived. We`ll see him on rentboy humping the leg of a Republican senator in no time.
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Male 1,442
We should make a reality TV show that trys to convert Christian Fundamentalists to homosexuality. Queer Mind for the Straight Guy!
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Male 784
I use the same trick a lot. Gives me a lot of nice...eh...what was the name of US last president again...?
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Male 314
wow gchimmel,if god gave us free will then maybe we can choose not to be pro-choice?
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Female 448
......
I didn`t have a father growing up...
OH poo!
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Female 4,039
@Gerry - now that you mention it, I guess I could get down with some sensible shoes and soft flannel for a day.
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Male 37,916
@Angelmassb "I am a lesbian trapped on a males body"

" ON " a male body?

Get off of him before you crush him to death!
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Female 667
If god gave us free will, then she must be pro-choice, right?
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Female 330
Wait, I thought this was a spoof!??
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Female 248
"I admit I am gay, I am a lesbian trapped on a males body"

So you are a transsexual?
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Female 3,574
lol this guy is oddly adorable.

"a man`s seed is not meant to eat crap and die" LOL
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Female 171
i bet he`s still gay...secretly lol
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Male 15,510
I admit I am gay, I am a lesbian trapped on a males body
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Female 23
hehe. God loves homosexuals. hehe. God is gay...
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Male 37,916
@Oystah... Gay for a Day is even better for the ladies!

You get to ditch that bra and and uncomfortable thong in favor of a wife beater and boxers.

Forget make up! And waxing or nipple hair plucking...I don`t think so!

Imagine the soft feel of flannel shirts and the comfort of sensable shoes!

Enjoy Oystah...my gift to you :D
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Male 6,694
Not going to touch this one at all other than he is just gay.
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Male 144
Wait... does this mean I can`t do that "filthy" things with women either.
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Male 518
NATURE EVEN TELLS YOU! Except for lets say these animals that come up when you type in List of animals displaying homosexual behavior into wikipedia. DAMN THEM TO HELL!!!
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Female 4,039
@Gerry1of1 - I like your gay for a day plan, except what`s in it for us ladies? A dirty pair of Birkenstocks and a Justin Beiber hairdo? Guys always get to have all the fun.
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Male 37,916
I think we should all be gay. I want good hair, a perfect tan and a fabulous wardrobe!

I want to know how to decorate and to understand what the hell Lady Gaga is screaching about.

I want to adopt brown babies and host marvelous parties!

Let`s all be gay for a day. :-X
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Male 5,194
Who the fcuk is Adam Hood?
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Male 801
Yeah, I`m sure this guy still `preys` over the homosexual community =D
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Male 1,596
homosexuality is gay!
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Male 970
homophobia is gay
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Male 1,596
christianity is gay
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Male 737
nice manicure, sweetie.
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Male 142
If that doesn`t pave the way for a religion bashing session, I don`t know what will...

But I still appreciate him sharing. It took guts.
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Male 37,916
P.S. I gave this a high score not because the video was good... but because I expect the responses to be very entertaining!
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Male 37,916
he said to call a spade a spade. . . okay

. B I G O T !

I wonder if he actually knows what "abomonation" means. HINT: It does not mean "sin".
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Male 2,440
Link: Fabulous Man Turns Straight For Jesus [Rate Link] - Adam Hood says he isn`t gay anymore, but at least he`s still faaaaaaaaabulous!
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