Do Not Read This Unless You Want To Go Nuts [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Uggh! Now you can"t stop focusing on it.
There are 145 comments:
Male 22
Its even worse when you become aware of how bulky your tongue is...
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Male 5
lmao pwnisher!!!!! xD
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Male 2,159
I already knew that. HA!!

PLEASE DO NOT READ unless you want to feel INDIFFERENT:

Goldfish have a memory-span of at least three months and can distinguish between different shapes, colours and sounds.
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Male 17
PLEASE DO NOT READ unless you want to be scared for life...

Next time you take a poo imagine that it is a penis.
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Female 193
My husband and I do this to each other, "Don`t you hate it when you are aware that you have to breath?" Or "Do you hate it when you realize that you have to blink?"
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Male 2,199
"I`m so fat that other people have asked me not to crackle so loud when I am swallowing."

I loled...
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Female 317
*their
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Female 317
it would be more annoying if i had not already known that. it`s your eustachian tubes doing there thing.
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Female 351
Why, WHY would you do this! you better hope i forget.

Also..does anyone elses ears feel weird now
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Female 4,376
I just swallowed a little bit and didn`t hear anything. I did it again and heard a tiny something but then the third time i didn`t hear it. Guess it depends on how hard you swallow.
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Female 491
You are now voluntarily blinking and breathing.
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Female 74
I knew this anyway, now I just think about it. ¬_¬
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Female 388
i would like to know: WHY.
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Female 305
its pressure on your ears when you swallow that make that noise. it does it when ur at high or low altitudes. science.
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Male 6
i thought i was just crazy all this time...
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Female 708
WHY?! I swallowed just to see if it`s true, and it is!
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Male 464
I knew that! i didnt know other people had it..
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Male 129
who ever wrote this should burn man, i can no longer truly enjoy food.
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Male 28
Really? I thought I was the only one!
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Female 934
lol
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Male 422
I knew that before.....thank god its not just me :D
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Male 677
thats how i `unpop` my ears on planes...
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Male 6,693
Moving on. . .
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Male 131
britt566:now i can`t stop swallowing

-Facepalm-
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Male 1,357
already knew...
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Female 3,001
i already was aware of this...
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Male 2,893
I already knew that.
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Male 619
I`m so fat that other people have asked me not to crackle so loud when I am swallowing.
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Female 2,289
now i can`t stop swallowing
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Male 768
try this, swallow till mouth is dry then go slowly through the motions of swallowing, if im normal (unlikely) youll hear a small pop in your left ear (maybe right) just before you finish, lol....
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Male 115
haha *swallows 10 times consecutively*
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Female 2,352
I`ve heard it before but it isn`t that noticeable.
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Female 451
I always hear it. Plus I`m sick so it`s worse. :(
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Female 74
I already knew that… and I`ve gotten used to it..
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Male 391
If reading about something makes you that immediately aware of it without the ability to tune it out, you have a weak, weak mind.
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Female 170
AH! Crazy o.o
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Male 1,265
I don`t hear it, either.
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Female 170
cant unread D: haha
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Male 96
Depends on when was the last time for him!
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Female 91
pfft, already knew that o__o; doesn`t bother me.
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Male 503
sorry im the pitcher not the catcher
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Female 635
i lol`d
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Male 559
wwwooowwwwww
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Male 3,842
I don`t hear any crackle in my ears when I swallow
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Female 1,006
You are now blinking on manual.
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Male 38
To people saying "i already knew that" and "duh;" It isn`t supposed to TEACH you that there`s a crackle, it`s supposed to make you AWARE of it, so you can`t help but focus on it. It`s like some people get too focused on their breathing and it becomes strictly voluntary.
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Male 196
also you are now aware you are reading this if you are reading this
and if you laugh, you are great
if you dont i feel sorry for you
side not, you might be aware your read this all
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Female 460
ARRRGHHHH!!
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Male 202
DAMN IT!!!!!

(you guys are missing the point though.... when we are reminded of it, suddenly, we cant help but swallow a lot and hear that sound...)
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Male 220
Duh?
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Female 44
i dont have a crackle, is there something wrong with me?
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Female 68
Hm. Interesting. I guess I`m not that involved with myself that I have ever stopped to notice silly little things like that. Quite entertaining, I may say! :D
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Female 134
I`ve always heard that sound, but now i keep swallowing (yes, thats what she said)
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Female 14
iv always noticed that XD
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Male 5
Well I can`t say I wasn`t warned... feh
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Female 587
its not a crackle per se, and i`ve always been aware of it, just never cared
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Female 1,190
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
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Male 39,887
could be worse. If you turn it around every time you hear something you`d taste ear-wax
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Male 165
Make it stop!!!
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Male 136
@Fatninja01 : more of a snapple, actually.

Hoodafakizit, you are my idol of the day.
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Male 200
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! now i cant ignore it...
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Female 150
fail.
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Male 239
Hoodafakizit, a pun and a monty python reference rolled into one? HIGH FIVE!
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Female 9,572
I knew that.
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Male 1,135
You are now aware that a bear is in your ceiling pedoing you
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Male 88
ive always known this..
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Male 5,194
You are now aware of your tongue. It seems like it`s too big for your mouth.
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Male 63
You are now aware that bears poo in woods.
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Male 353
This is due to a small part of your brain exploding while trying to decide if it is an African or European swallow...
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Male 291
You are now breathing and blinking manually
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Female 3,562
That`s nothing. I just have to open my mouth to hear cracking jaw joints. TMJ sucks.
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Female 467
i dont have a crackle
:O
im deformed :O

i hear my saliva tho being sawllowed down my throath and whatever that muscle is that helps u swallow.
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Female 2,674
Yeah I`ve known this for ages (`cause, you know, I hear it) and it`s always annoyed me :P
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Female 1,264
I have always heard it.
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Female 112
you are now aware every time you breath you are a breath closer to death
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Male 3,330
I don`t hear it. (No, I`m not deaf.)
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Male 2,675
I was aware of the crackle too, but I guess I wasn`t aware that it was every time.
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Male 23
@ dkstudios
Damn you !
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Male 130
You are now breathing manually.
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Male 2,688
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Female 1,604
I was already aware of that
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Female 185
You are now aware you are reading a comment.
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Male 5,194
I`ve known about it for awhile and I find it satisfying like a crunchy bug.
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Male 25,416
No, thats not true, kos you hear the sound of the saliva going down the through and the air bubbles popping, no its not a crack its a pop!
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Female 20
i always knew that, i find it annoying sometimes
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Male 144
you are now breathing manually
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Female 193
I can do that without swallowing.
-Already called the "That`s What She Said".-
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Male 185
Can`t hear because my jaw usually crackles.
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Male 362
oh god no!
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Male 730
I`ve known about it for awhile and I find it satisfying like stepping on a crunchy leaf :)
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Male 350
I`ve always noticed this constantly. It`s nothing new to me.
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Male 5,189
Never knew that.
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Female 163
This has bugged me for a long time :/ And it will never cease... /sigh
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Female 295
hehehehe XD everyone will soon forget about this and their lives will return to normal XD
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Male 17
i had to swallow to test the theory, i`m used to it already!
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Male 76
I always thought I was the only one :)
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Male 2,703
the only cackle I hear is me popping my ears and I do it w/o swallowing
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Male 7
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Male 105
I just love this site.Helps me get through my nightshift:) tnx for funny comments folks.. I havent yet found an appropriate avatar yet, but im working on it.
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Male 132
Pff, I`ve been aware of this since I was five, and I`m sane right? RIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT?????!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Female 1,593
LOL
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Female 3,828
oh nan now its driving me nuts!! aaaaah
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Female 172
i hate you. AHH!
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Female 71
im eating a giant lollipop, thanks :-P

i can hear it
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Male 443
yeah, mine got so bad one time I needed pills to lower the fluid in my ears? TMI? probably....
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Female 131
@HarryBalszak
Same here.
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Male 1,793
Mine won`t crackle, what is wrong with ME!!!!! wait there it goes... NOW IT`S GONE AGAIN, no wait...
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Male 497
you can also hear a high pitched sound if you bite hard or maybe thats just me
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Male 1,590
Big deal. I`ve been aware of this for over 30 years.
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Male 953
"Also, doesn`t work if the person is deaf."

OR BLIND :p

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Male 383
I`ve known that for a while :/
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Male 1,240
Booom! I already knew that.
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Female 88
yeahh, pretty much realized this before.
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Female 1,427
haha!! I did it without the crackle. BOOYAH.
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Male 121
too late....i already knew that
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Female 43
well thank you for this, now I will be aware of it and it will bug me
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Male 2,552
Also, doesn`t work if the person is deaf.
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Male 15,510
Even the deaf people?
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Male 2,552
Duh... who doesn`t know that?
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Male 4,867
is that meant to be news to me or something?
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Male 441
I`ve always heard this. I messed around with it a lot as a kid, I can now do one ear at a time which is pretty awesome.
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Female 217
haha! brilliant!
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Male 776
typically if i move my jaw the right way i can hear that sound at will so its nothing new to me...

....or is it........



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Male 98
I do not.
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Male 4,807
Well... I know the crackle actually comes from the Eye Worms playing with bubble wrap....
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Female 1,043
i knew this and was aware of it since before i could walk.
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Male 1,370
Ah damn it.
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Male 363
"yeah.... so? Is this supposed to bother me or something?"

Good guessing! That`s exactly what it`s implying. Obviously it`s just an internet thing so everyone will forget about in like 5 minutes but the humor is indeed that after you read it you`ll think of it every time you swallow.
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Male 2,307
wtf? I knew my swallowing made noises...
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Male 576
Over it..
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Male 350
omg, I don`t hear any crackle! what`s wrong with me???
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Male 203
Damn.
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Female 177
lmao wtf
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Female 182
Ahhh make it go away, make it go away!!!
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Male 2,034
yeah.... so? Is this supposed to bother me or something?
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Male 350
that made me lol :)
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Female 3,574
[quote]and I always hear clocks ticking.[/quote]
I can`t sleep with an analog clock in the room. It drives me nuts.
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Male 68
Meh, I`m used to these. Like... Did you know that you`re now consciously breathing?
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Male 418
no I am not
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Male 537
Always known about that... and I can always hear the sound the refrigerator makes, and I always hear clocks ticking.
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Female 2,509
really, someone had to be told this. they need to start paying attention to their surroundings

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Female 3,574
I already knew that.
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Female 1,435
knew that anyways. and yes can get annoying at times, worse when its a popping sound though
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Male 75
ah fu/ck it`s treu
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Male 20,901
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