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Date: 06/08/10 01:18 PM

145 Responses to Do Not Read This Unless You Want To Go Nuts [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    Link: Do Not Read This Unless You Want To Go Nuts - Uggh! Now you can`t stop focusing on it.
  2. Profile photo of nielzz
    nielzz Male 18-29
    75 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    ah fu/ck it`s treu
  3. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    knew that anyways. and yes can get annoying at times, worse when its a popping sound though
  4. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    I already knew that.
  5. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    really, someone had to be told this. they need to start paying attention to their surroundings

  6. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    Always known about that... and I can always hear the sound the refrigerator makes, and I always hear clocks ticking.
  7. Profile photo of zombieland
    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    no I am not
  8. Profile photo of drewrew
    drewrew Male 18-29
    68 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    Meh, I`m used to these. Like... Did you know that you`re now consciously breathing?
  9. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    and I always hear clocks ticking.
    I can`t sleep with an analog clock in the room. It drives me nuts.
  10. Profile photo of sonikku
    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    that made me lol :)
  11. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    yeah.... so? Is this supposed to bother me or something?
  12. Profile photo of alimander
    alimander Female 18-29
    182 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    Ahhh make it go away, make it go away!!!
  13. Profile photo of mearnhart
    mearnhart Female 18-29
    177 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    lmao wtf
  14. Profile photo of JNAtheDUDE
    JNAtheDUDE Male 13-17
    203 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    Damn.
  15. Profile photo of sonikku
    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    omg, I don`t hear any crackle! what`s wrong with me???
  16. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    Over it..
  17. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    wtf? I knew my swallowing made noises...
  18. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    "yeah.... so? Is this supposed to bother me or something?"

    Good guessing! That`s exactly what it`s implying. Obviously it`s just an internet thing so everyone will forget about in like 5 minutes but the humor is indeed that after you read it you`ll think of it every time you swallow.
  19. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Ah damn it.
  20. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    i knew this and was aware of it since before i could walk.
  21. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Well... I know the crackle actually comes from the Eye Worms playing with bubble wrap....
  22. Profile photo of jesseg
    jesseg Male 13-17
    98 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    I do not.
  23. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    typically if i move my jaw the right way i can hear that sound at will so its nothing new to me...

    ....or is it........



  24. Profile photo of SiN_iN_Me
    SiN_iN_Me Female 18-29
    217 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    haha! brilliant!
  25. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    I`ve always heard this. I messed around with it a lot as a kid, I can now do one ear at a time which is pretty awesome.
  26. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    is that meant to be news to me or something?
  27. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Duh... who doesn`t know that?
  28. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Even the deaf people?
  29. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    Also, doesn`t work if the person is deaf.
  30. Profile photo of kasprague84
    kasprague84 Female 18-29
    43 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    well thank you for this, now I will be aware of it and it will bug me
  31. Profile photo of mikehatesyou
    mikehatesyou Male 18-29
    121 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    too late....i already knew that
  32. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    haha!! I did it without the crackle. BOOYAH.
  33. Profile photo of XxSpitfirexX
    XxSpitfirexX Female 18-29
    88 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    yeahh, pretty much realized this before.
  34. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Booom! I already knew that.
  35. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    I`ve known that for a while :/
  36. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    "Also, doesn`t work if the person is deaf."

    OR BLIND :p

  37. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Big deal. I`ve been aware of this for over 30 years.
  38. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    you can also hear a high pitched sound if you bite hard or maybe thats just me
  39. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    Mine won`t crackle, what is wrong with ME!!!!! wait there it goes... NOW IT`S GONE AGAIN, no wait...
  40. Profile photo of Earl_Grey
    Earl_Grey Female 18-29
    131 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    @HarryBalszak
    Same here.
  41. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    yeah, mine got so bad one time I needed pills to lower the fluid in my ears? TMI? probably....
  42. Profile photo of hootie12
    hootie12 Female 13-17
    71 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    im eating a giant lollipop, thanks :-P

    i can hear it
  43. Profile photo of sprinkies
    sprinkies Female 18-29
    172 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    i hate you. AHH!
  44. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    oh nan now its driving me nuts!! aaaaah
  45. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    LOL
  46. Profile photo of southernboy
    southernboy Male 13-17
    132 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    Pff, I`ve been aware of this since I was five, and I`m sane right? RIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT?????!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
  47. Profile photo of Tr4shman
    Tr4shman Male 18-29
    105 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    I just love this site.Helps me get through my nightshift:) tnx for funny comments folks.. I havent yet found an appropriate avatar yet, but im working on it.
  48. Profile photo of kittyRAH
    kittyRAH Male 70 & Over
    7 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  49. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    the only cackle I hear is me popping my ears and I do it w/o swallowing
  50. Profile photo of CreweAlex
    CreweAlex Male 18-29
    76 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    I always thought I was the only one :)
  51. Profile photo of Gwillers25
    Gwillers25 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    i had to swallow to test the theory, i`m used to it already!
  52. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    hehehehe XD everyone will soon forget about this and their lives will return to normal XD
  53. Profile photo of Loveabye
    Loveabye Female 18-29
    163 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    This has bugged me for a long time :/ And it will never cease... /sigh
  54. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    I`ve always noticed this constantly. It`s nothing new to me.
  55. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    I`ve known about it for awhile and I find it satisfying like stepping on a crunchy leaf :)
  56. Profile photo of thebandit
    thebandit Male 18-29
    363 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    oh god no!
  57. Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Can`t hear because my jaw usually crackles.
  58. Profile photo of Hitaki318
    Hitaki318 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    I can do that without swallowing.
    -Already called the "That`s What She Said".-
  59. Profile photo of 600R3d
    600R3d Male 18-29
    144 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    you are now breathing manually
  60. Profile photo of demonbaby
    demonbaby Female 13-17
    20 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    i always knew that, i find it annoying sometimes
  61. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    No, thats not true, kos you hear the sound of the saliva going down the through and the air bubbles popping, no its not a crack its a pop!
  62. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    I`ve known about it for awhile and I find it satisfying like a crunchy bug.
  63. Profile photo of daninicki
    daninicki Female 18-29
    185 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    You are now aware you are reading a comment.
  64. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    I was already aware of that
  65. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    @.@
  66. Profile photo of dkstudios
    dkstudios Male 18-29
    130 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    You are now breathing manually.
  67. Profile photo of ROADCONE
    ROADCONE Male 18-29
    23 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    @ dkstudios
    Damn you !
  68. Profile photo of Runemang
    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    I was aware of the crackle too, but I guess I wasn`t aware that it was every time.
  69. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    I don`t hear it. (No, I`m not deaf.)
  70. Profile photo of Emirox
    Emirox Female 13-17
    112 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    you are now aware every time you breath you are a breath closer to death
  71. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    I have always heard it.
  72. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    Yeah I`ve known this for ages (`cause, you know, I hear it) and it`s always annoyed me :P
  73. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    i dont have a crackle
    :O
    im deformed :O

    i hear my saliva tho being sawllowed down my throath and whatever that muscle is that helps u swallow.
  74. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    That`s nothing. I just have to open my mouth to hear cracking jaw joints. TMJ sucks.
  75. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    You are now breathing and blinking manually
  76. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    This is due to a small part of your brain exploding while trying to decide if it is an African or European swallow...
  77. Profile photo of TNoussis
    TNoussis Male 18-29
    63 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    You are now aware that bears poo in woods.
  78. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    You are now aware of your tongue. It seems like it`s too big for your mouth.
  79. Profile photo of Blandino123
    Blandino123 Male 13-17
    88 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    ive always known this..
  80. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    You are now aware that a bear is in your ceiling pedoing you
  81. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    I knew that.
  82. Profile photo of DiegoDeFuego
    DiegoDeFuego Male 18-29
    241 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    Hoodafakizit, a pun and a monty python reference rolled into one? HIGH FIVE!
  83. Profile photo of pandabear21
    pandabear21 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    fail.
  84. Profile photo of Max13007
    Max13007 Male 18-29
    200 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! now i cant ignore it...
  85. Profile photo of util
    util Male 18-29
    136 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    @Fatninja01 : more of a snapple, actually.

    Hoodafakizit, you are my idol of the day.
  86. Profile photo of -acceptance-
    -acceptance- Male 18-29
    165 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    Make it stop!!!
  87. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    could be worse. If you turn it around every time you hear something you`d taste ear-wax
  88. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
  89. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    its not a crackle per se, and i`ve always been aware of it, just never cared
  90. Profile photo of IA-Gilgamesh
    IA-Gilgamesh Male 18-29
    5 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    Well I can`t say I wasn`t warned... feh
  91. Profile photo of dance_freek
    dance_freek Female 13-17
    14 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    iv always noticed that XD
  92. Profile photo of solobueno
    solobueno Female 18-29
    134 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    I`ve always heard that sound, but now i keep swallowing (yes, thats what she said)
  93. Profile photo of AmberMichele
    AmberMichele Female 13-17
    68 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    Hm. Interesting. I guess I`m not that involved with myself that I have ever stopped to notice silly little things like that. Quite entertaining, I may say! :D
  94. Profile photo of HollyA
    HollyA Female 13-17
    44 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    i dont have a crackle, is there something wrong with me?
  95. Profile photo of Barbarossa69
    Barbarossa69 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    Duh?
  96. Profile photo of Tommasso1618
    Tommasso1618 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    DAMN IT!!!!!

    (you guys are missing the point though.... when we are reminded of it, suddenly, we cant help but swallow a lot and hear that sound...)
  97. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    ARRRGHHHH!!
  98. Profile photo of strivejaylen
    strivejaylen Male 18-29
    196 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    also you are now aware you are reading this if you are reading this
    and if you laugh, you are great
    if you dont i feel sorry for you
    side not, you might be aware your read this all
  99. Profile photo of Tifer
    Tifer Male 13-17
    38 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    To people saying "i already knew that" and "duh;" It isn`t supposed to TEACH you that there`s a crackle, it`s supposed to make you AWARE of it, so you can`t help but focus on it. It`s like some people get too focused on their breathing and it becomes strictly voluntary.
  100. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    You are now blinking on manual.
  101. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    I don`t hear any crackle in my ears when I swallow
  102. Profile photo of michaelcsr
    michaelcsr Male 40-49
    559 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    wwwooowwwwww
  103. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 10:44 pm
    i lol`d
  104. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    sorry im the pitcher not the catcher
  105. Profile photo of Aceyblob
    Aceyblob Female 18-29
    91 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    pfft, already knew that o__o; doesn`t bother me.
  106. Profile photo of stendec
    stendec Male 18-29
    96 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    Depends on when was the last time for him!
  107. Profile photo of marissameows
    marissameows Female 18-29
    171 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    cant unread D: haha
  108. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    I don`t hear it, either.
  109. Profile photo of tuesdayfool
    tuesdayfool Female 13-17
    170 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 11:28 pm
    AH! Crazy o.o
  110. Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 12:20 am
    If reading about something makes you that immediately aware of it without the ability to tune it out, you have a weak, weak mind.
  111. Profile photo of savoytuffle
    savoytuffle Female 18-29
    74 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 1:14 am
    I already knew that… and I`ve gotten used to it..
  112. Profile photo of daniellee_x
    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 1:19 am
    I always hear it. Plus I`m sick so it`s worse. :(
  113. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 1:21 am
    I`ve heard it before but it isn`t that noticeable.
  114. Profile photo of JonasQuim
    JonasQuim Male 18-29
    115 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 2:28 am
    haha *swallows 10 times consecutively*
  115. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 2:54 am
    try this, swallow till mouth is dry then go slowly through the motions of swallowing, if im normal (unlikely) youll hear a small pop in your left ear (maybe right) just before you finish, lol....
  116. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 4:17 am
    now i can`t stop swallowing
  117. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 4:41 am
    I`m so fat that other people have asked me not to crackle so loud when I am swallowing.
  118. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 5:12 am
    I already knew that.
  119. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 6:35 am
    i already was aware of this...
  120. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 6:46 am
    already knew...
  121. Profile photo of YoMommaSoFat
    YoMommaSoFat Male 13-17
    131 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:15 am
    britt566:now i can`t stop swallowing

    -Facepalm-
  122. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:26 am
    Moving on. . .
  123. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:11 am
    thats how i `unpop` my ears on planes...
  124. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:46 am
    I knew that before.....thank god its not just me :D
  125. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:53 am
    lol
  126. Profile photo of anymoose
    anymoose Male 18-29
    28 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:57 am
    Really? I thought I was the only one!
  127. Profile photo of togoth
    togoth Male 13-17
    129 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:29 am
    who ever wrote this should burn man, i can no longer truly enjoy food.
  128. Profile photo of Byfield
    Byfield Male 18-29
    464 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:40 am
    I knew that! i didnt know other people had it..
  129. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:42 am
    WHY?! I swallowed just to see if it`s true, and it is!
  130. Profile photo of DDBDYMN
    DDBDYMN Male 18-29
    6 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    i thought i was just crazy all this time...
  131. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    its pressure on your ears when you swallow that make that noise. it does it when ur at high or low altitudes. science.
  132. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    i would like to know: WHY.
  133. Profile photo of thename
    thename Female 13-17
    74 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    I knew this anyway, now I just think about it. ¬_¬
  134. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    You are now voluntarily blinking and breathing.
  135. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    I just swallowed a little bit and didn`t hear anything. I did it again and heard a tiny something but then the third time i didn`t hear it. Guess it depends on how hard you swallow.
  136. Profile photo of smo
    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    Why, WHY would you do this! you better hope i forget.

    Also..does anyone elses ears feel weird now
  137. Profile photo of genericuser
    genericuser Female 18-29
    317 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    it would be more annoying if i had not already known that. it`s your eustachian tubes doing there thing.
  138. Profile photo of genericuser
    genericuser Female 18-29
    317 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    *their
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    "I`m so fat that other people have asked me not to crackle so loud when I am swallowing."

    I loled...
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    mar95789 Female 18-29
    193 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    My husband and I do this to each other, "Don`t you hate it when you are aware that you have to breath?" Or "Do you hate it when you realize that you have to blink?"
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    Pwnisher Male 13-17
    17 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    PLEASE DO NOT READ unless you want to be scared for life...

    Next time you take a poo imagine that it is a penis.
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    I already knew that. HA!!

    PLEASE DO NOT READ unless you want to feel INDIFFERENT:

    Goldfish have a memory-span of at least three months and can distinguish between different shapes, colours and sounds.
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    Hose-A Male 18-29
    5 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 10:55 am
    lmao pwnisher!!!!! xD
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    taylorderek Male 13-17
    22 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    Its even worse when you become aware of how bulky your tongue is...

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