Do Bears Poo In The Woods?

Submitted by: madest 7 years ago in Funny

Your answer is in this 11 second video.
There are 49 comments:
Male 317
I am a salesman and I sell a product that may involve dumping water outside that is full of pet hair, dust and dirt. And people say "Isn`t that bad for the enviroment?" then I say, "Put it back where it came from right? Does a bear shed in the woods?" And I get confused looks......

Sometimes I wish I carried a picture of a face palm with me....
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Male 317
Anyone who even doubted if a bear shats in the woods, is a complete moron and probably says this - (hillbilly voice) - huh huh, if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? huh huh.............seriously?????
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Female 59
@Spocom
It`s more a rhetorical question than an actual question. It works the same way as "Is the Pope Catholic?".
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Female 1,386
Winnie the pooh`ed on.
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Female 3,598
oh my god she almost shat on her cub. the little bear was like, "oh god! what was that?!" and i`m pretty sure they didn`t want to follow mom around anymore...
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Female 708
Who even came up with the question "Do bears crap in the woods"? Where else would they crap? In your toilet when you`re not home?
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Male 179
Holy poo, that was just gross ass poo....that was quite the bout of explosive poo. Just for good measure, one more time, poo.
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Male 14,331
[quote]Haha, amazing.

He just totally sprayed it.

I`m pretty sure -some- of you would give
anything to become able to do that.[/quote]

You don`t need to give anything just eat alot of Taco Bell.
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Male 151
thats something you don`t see very often
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Female 4,039
That took me right back to May 6th.
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Male 2,690
Omg he sprayed all over the place! rofl!
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Male 1,610
[quote]Yes, yes they do, kos bear Grills eats it in survival situations![/quote]

Lol, thanks, that made my morning!
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Female 4,376
Tosh gets his stuff from the internet and he usually keeps the titles the same as they are online so people can find the originals on youtube. I can`t believe that even needs to be said. Of all the things for people to whine and b*tch about.Christ almighty.

Also this vid= ROFL
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Male 559
an eleven second vid of a beat pooing

wow
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Female 3,828
I figured it must come out kinda wattery like that, bear crap is like 90 percent berries in the summer. I see it in like every park i go to.

BC FTW <3 :-)
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Female 152
lame . . . even the title was ripped off from Tosh.0. You`ll never match up to daniel tosh, so just stop trying
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Male 6
The little guy got it in the face. Yep.
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Male 15,832
Apparently this one doesn`t bother to go into the woods and just poos on the trial.
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Male 1,505
I always figured they arched their backs like dogs and made neat piles. Now I know they sandblast their kids.
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Male 8,300
If they do, explain this then:

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Male 8,300
I`m only gonna believe its bear poo if there`s bells in it.
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Female 654
my life is complete

"...oh god! its everywhere! its in my rakoon wounds!"
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Male 1,256
So no, they don`t poo in the woods. They just do that..
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Male 9,305
Hah!

*Splrrrrrrrt*

AWWwwhhh duuuuude...I`m RIGHT behind you...auugh it`s eeeeverywhere. Jeeze...just...augh.
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Female 291
explosive diarrhea
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Male 25,416
Yes, yes they do, kos bear Grills eats it in survival situations!
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Male 554
LOL i like how the cub was like `eww wth, was that poo!? *sniff sniff* `
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Male 592
Haha, amazing.

He just totally sprayed it.

I`m pretty sure -some- of you would give
anything to become able to do that.
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Male 213
Woah.
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Male 39,955

not sure which is more sick
the guy who thought this was entertaining enough to post or us for being entertained by it
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Male 15,510

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Male 1,078
Gee, I`m really glad that I just saw that.
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Female 1,604
again seen this on Tosh.0
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Male 4,807
I love how baby bear stops.. takes a step back..has a sniff.

Kinda like what people do when I fart in an elevator.
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Male 3,255
lol yuk
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Male 2,049
Don eat da poo poo
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Male 112
Um... it`s hard to type while my eyes are burning.
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Male 2,551
Why did I click this?
WHY? D:
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Male 165
Why the small ones eat it? X.x Ur answer on necrobitch comentary
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Male 2,516
it`s not a video of a bear taking a crap, it`s a video of a bear shooting a huge stream of diarrhea.

EW! WTF
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Male 15,510
Actually, the answer is in the first 2 seconds
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Female 467
two bears one tree
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Male 1,064
did it actually hit her cub in the face? Am i starting to see a "Animal takes sh*t on offspring" trend here?
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Female 1,095
holy crap!! Her cubs are so confused lol
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Male 3,431
Seriously? A video of a Bear taking a Crap?
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Male 1,764
Watch out, it might stink of pepper and have bells.

But really, does IAB need a video of a bear taking a dump? What the hell, madest.
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Male 554
First time that I`ve seen a bear with explosive diharrea
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Male 715
thanks for the unneeded visual! now the question does a human vomit on a keyboard?
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Male 7,378
Link: Do Bears Poo In The Woods? [Rate Link] - Your answer is in this 11 second video.
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