Craziest Way To Get Sent To Jail [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

That said, this sounds like most I-A-B readers" Saturday night.
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Male 177
From the article: "Shaun Michael Burke, 38, appeared in the Magistrate`s Court yesterday charged with burglary, armed robbery and wilfully and unlawfully killing a dog at night."

So, are the penalties less if you willfully kill it in the day?
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Female 151
wow...hes a bitch..
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Male 558
"I SAID DON`T TOUCH THAT!"
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Male 42
Does this remind anyone else of clockwork orange?
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Female 1,623
Wow, now I`m just wondering how long did it took him to bash that woman, and why the f*ck using a dildo?
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Male 152
he did more than just kill that poor dog O.O
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Female 29
As usual :D
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Male 2,159
Sounds like a fun night out in Vice City to me.

LanceVance, I should make a joke about your penis after reading that, but I won`t.
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Male 15,832
[quote]Shaun Michael Burke, 38, appeared in the Magistrate`s Court yesterday charged with burglary, armed robbery and wilfully and unlawfully killing a dog at night.[/quote]
Is the penalty for that more or less severe than wilfully and unlawfully killing a dog during the day?
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Male 1,164
"Burke had alcohol and mental health issues and would get better treatment if granted bail, Mr Strutynski said."

Gawd, you know what would give this country a lot more money? Giving mental criminals the death penalty. That would stop murderers from pleading insanity, and we wouldn`t have to worry about people with mental problems doing batpoo stuff like this.
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Female 142
at least it wasn`t a cat.
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Male 46
I wanna bash a woman with a dildo..but not in the way this guy did
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Male 14
@wertiana, considering that you think animals have more rights than humans, one would expect that you would only be in the 13-17 year old age gap.

According to your comment, animals have more rights than dogs.

We should be catching bullets to save animals from now on. Your point of view is truly inspiring.
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Male 1,054
I was expecting it to be in Texas.
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Female 221
i hate animal abuse
so this just pisses me off
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Male 2,748
MOAR!! WE DEMAND MOAR!!! but seriously... im really curious about this..
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Male 59
Is this Bruce Mckean bragging about what he got up to?
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Female 1,515
I`d like to hear more please!!
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Male 333
Sounds like my Monday morning.
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Male 999
how big was the dildo?
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Female 2,352
This reminds me of something I saw on Cracked only I think the dude jumped out a 3 story window saw a woman walking a dog then choke slammed the sh*t out of the dog. .
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Male 637
The question therein is what he killed the dog with. I hope it`s not the dildo. Poor dog.
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Male 203
A bit of the moloko for me rot, and some the old in, out, in, out.
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Male 1,371
I hope I never have to read this from a real newspaper in my area...ever.
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Female 627
poor dog
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Male 15,510
Bash her with a dildo as in hitting her? or as in, you know
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Male 25,416
wow, just wow!
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Male 342
She`s lucky she just got hit with the dildo, things could have gone so much worse. LOL
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Male 1,184
I`ve never actually heard a true country song, only country rock/folk rock, but those don`t sound like this.
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Male 1,195
This sounds like a country song.
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Male 363
He killed a dog? Behead him.
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Male 658
That is so not a clockwork orange.

dildo bash
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Female 40
At least he didn`t kill the dog with the dildo. Or i home he didn`t kill the dog with the dildo.
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Male 187
"That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent..."

OMG you`re right! It`s straight out of A Clockwork Orange! Although I`ve only seen the film, and I remember no dog.
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Male 6,694
I did what she wanted with the dildo and accidentally ran over her dog when I was leaving. Why would she do this? She said she loved me.
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Male 37,890
He deserves jail!

Breaking a good dildo that way!
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Male 1,442
Hatchet Harry is at it again.
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Male 230
"That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent..."
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Male 1,108
I`ll bring the snacks.
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Male 953
..OR A NEW COUNTRY SONG.
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Female 9,402
By the way the title was written, it sounds like he was shocked for him to be behind bars.
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Male 3,014
Betting 5 bucks the actual article isn`t nearly as interesting as the headline.
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Female 3,574
sounds like a fun party!
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Male 19,873
Link: Craziest Way To Get Sent To Jail [Pic] [Rate Link] - That said, this sounds like most I-A-B readers` Saturday night.
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