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Date: 06/23/10 11:01 AM

45 Responses to Craziest Way To Get Sent To Jail [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18931 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 10:25 am
    Link: Craziest Way To Get Sent To Jail - That said, this sounds like most I-A-B readers` Saturday night.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:06 am
    sounds like a fun party!
  3. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:12 am
    Betting 5 bucks the actual article isn`t nearly as interesting as the headline.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:14 am
    By the way the title was written, it sounds like he was shocked for him to be behind bars.
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:18 am
    ..OR A NEW COUNTRY SONG.
  6. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:19 am
    I`ll bring the snacks.
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    Django Male 30-39
    230 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:20 am
    "That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent..."
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:23 am
    Hatchet Harry is at it again.
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36838 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:28 am
    He deserves jail!

    Breaking a good dildo that way!
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:32 am
    I did what she wanted with the dildo and accidentally ran over her dog when I was leaving. Why would she do this? She said she loved me.
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    r3tr0r0ck3r Male 18-29
    187 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:33 am
    "That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent..."

    OMG you`re right! It`s straight out of A Clockwork Orange! Although I`ve only seen the film, and I remember no dog.
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    sarhamac Female 18-29
    40 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:57 am
    At least he didn`t kill the dog with the dildo. Or i home he didn`t kill the dog with the dildo.
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    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    That is so not a clockwork orange.

    dildo bash
  14. Profile photo of HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Male 18-29
    363 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    He killed a dog? Behead him.
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    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    This sounds like a country song.
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    I`ve never actually heard a true country song, only country rock/folk rock, but those don`t sound like this.
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    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    She`s lucky she just got hit with the dildo, things could have gone so much worse. LOL
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    wow, just wow!
  19. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Bash her with a dildo as in hitting her? or as in, you know
  20. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    poor dog
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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    I hope I never have to read this from a real newspaper in my area...ever.
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    Gorodetsky Male 18-29
    203 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    A bit of the moloko for me rot, and some the old in, out, in, out.
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    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    The question therein is what he killed the dog with. I hope it`s not the dildo. Poor dog.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    This reminds me of something I saw on Cracked only I think the dude jumped out a 3 story window saw a woman walking a dog then choke slammed the sh*t out of the dog. .
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    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    how big was the dildo?
  26. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    Sounds like my Monday morning.
  27. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    I`d like to hear more please!!
  28. Profile photo of RickDagless
    RickDagless Male 18-29
    59 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    Is this Bruce Mckean bragging about what he got up to?
  29. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    MOAR!! WE DEMAND MOAR!!! but seriously... im really curious about this..
  30. Profile photo of wertiana
    wertiana Female 13-17
    221 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    i hate animal abuse
    so this just pisses me off
  31. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    I was expecting it to be in Texas.
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    kuman424 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    @wertiana, considering that you think animals have more rights than humans, one would expect that you would only be in the 13-17 year old age gap.

    According to your comment, animals have more rights than dogs.

    We should be catching bullets to save animals from now on. Your point of view is truly inspiring.
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    LanceVance Male 13-17
    46 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    I wanna bash a woman with a dildo..but not in the way this guy did
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    w31rd0 Female 13-17
    142 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 10:32 pm
    at least it wasn`t a cat.
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    "Burke had alcohol and mental health issues and would get better treatment if granted bail, Mr Strutynski said."

    Gawd, you know what would give this country a lot more money? Giving mental criminals the death penalty. That would stop murderers from pleading insanity, and we wouldn`t have to worry about people with mental problems doing batpoo stuff like this.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    Shaun Michael Burke, 38, appeared in the Magistrate`s Court yesterday charged with burglary, armed robbery and wilfully and unlawfully killing a dog at night.
    Is the penalty for that more or less severe than wilfully and unlawfully killing a dog during the day?
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:01 am
    Sounds like a fun night out in Vice City to me.

    LanceVance, I should make a joke about your penis after reading that, but I won`t.
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    IzzehBleh Female 18-29
    29 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 9:12 am
    As usual :D
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    last-iconOC Male 13-17
    152 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    he did more than just kill that poor dog O.O
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    Wow, now I`m just wondering how long did it took him to bash that woman, and why the f*ck using a dildo?
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    timbledum Male 18-29
    42 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    Does this remind anyone else of clockwork orange?
  42. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 7:19 am
    "I SAID DON`T TOUCH THAT!"
  43. Profile photo of NewYorkHippi
    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
    151 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    wow...hes a bitch..
  44. Profile photo of campofclay
    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    From the article: "Shaun Michael Burke, 38, appeared in the Magistrate`s Court yesterday charged with burglary, armed robbery and wilfully and unlawfully killing a dog at night."

    So, are the penalties less if you willfully kill it in the day?

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