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Date: 06/28/10 12:05 PM

35 Responses to Craislist Ads: Gangsta Piggy Back Edition [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 11:27 am
    Link: Craislist Ads: Gangsta Piggy Back Edition - Does anyone even know what this guy is asking for? Really, we`ve read it 5 times already. WTF, Calvin?
  2. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    he clearly wants a slave to give him piggy back rides on demand
  3. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    just made my day
  4. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Uh Hu. I guess he gets tired.
  5. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    He wants a piggyback ride/chauffeur. Makes perfect sense to me, see it all the time.

    ...
  6. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    I just imagined Flava Flav riding piggyback on Snoop Dogg.
  7. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    DTown - dude just needs a piggy back ride, and the "piggy" must be "gansta ass" as opposed to "pussy ass." This happens all the time in Detroit, and this is the first I`m learning that such requests seem strange to others.
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    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    My feet hurt and poo yo
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    in California, the state will pay for your piggy back ride AND the guy can wait in handicapped space while you are inside shopping.
  10. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    i can`t get gay gangster out of my after reading this post, and comments
  11. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    Gerry, I`m guessing either you have never actually been to California, or you are WAAAAY too old.
  12. Profile photo of nobody404
    nobody404 Male 13-17
    247 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    Did anybody notice that he didn`t post any contact information?
  13. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    read deal dog!
  14. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    nobody404, on criagslist you hit "reply to this post" to email them. It cuts out spam.
  15. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    man those gangsta piggy back rides are the best, i had one like a few years ago, still looking for that gangsta dude that gave me the ride, thanks G-Money
  16. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    Or maybe he`s after anal sex.
  17. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    On this very rare occasion I`m finding myself agreeing with Angilion.
  18. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Piggy... back... ride?...
  19. Profile photo of JeffBeau
    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    Wait, lemme guess ... nurse? ... nipple? ... noodle? ... nastay? ... uh, .. nail? ... native? ... napkin? ... nest? ... numa-numa? ... nob-gobbler? ... nickel?


    drat Craiglist and their black rectangles!
  20. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    I will also have to agree with Angilion on this one (shocking, I know).

    though it`s not any type of sex, it`s GANGSTA anal sex, with crunk teeth and a penis dipped in gold. 4 real.
  21. Profile photo of CandyClown
    CandyClown Female 18-29
    305 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    Oh Detroit :`D
  22. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    man, i`m so close on this one--except for being a non-gansta white girl. $hit...
  23. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    though it`s not any type of sex, it`s GANGSTA anal sex, with crunk teeth and a penis dipped in gold. 4 real.

    There`s an image I won`t forget in a hurry.

    No matter how hard I try :)

    No doubt there`s a fetish site somewhere for gold penis lovers.
  24. Profile photo of RandomRamen
    RandomRamen Female 18-29
    76 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    Craislist?
  25. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    Anybody else legit HEAR his accent as you read this? Awesome.
  26. Profile photo of Prejudiced
    Prejudiced Female 18-29
    250 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 11:30 pm
    "Anybody else legit HEAR his accent as you read this?"

    Yes. It was like listening to my gangsta neighbour trying to communicate with me. I mean he`s a nice guy, but I do not get all the euphemisms used in his speech and hence have no idea what he`s saying half the time.


    Also, I think the guy in the add is asking for someone to drive him places in a `gangsta ass ride"? That`s my best bet without throwing my mind in the gutter anyway.
  27. Profile photo of Rheaonon
    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 12:17 am
    i heard the accent too
  28. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 1:49 am
    "No doubt there`s a fetish site somewhere for gold penis lovers."

    In accordance with the Rules of the Internet, Rule 34 (I think): "If it exists, there is porn of it."
    And Rule 35: "If no porn is found, it will be made."

    So yes, there probably will be.
  29. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 4:18 am
    i guess he`s looking for this woman
  30. Profile photo of laomao0078
    laomao0078 Female 18-29
    7 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 6:35 am
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  31. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 8:18 am
    i think he means he needs someone to drive him around in a car.
    a `gangsta ass` car.
    either that or he`s gay.
  32. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 11:01 am
    @GuardianGnome

    People in Detroit no longer have cars... so, probably the latter.
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    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    @shneeblefish
    4chan noob >_>
  34. Profile photo of Ilbeltz
    Ilbeltz Male 18-29
    108 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    The man obviously needs a piggy back ride and doesn`t want to be embarrassed by the person who gives it. Really, I`m glad someone finally had the courage to ask for one.
  35. Profile photo of FrigginMo
    FrigginMo Male 18-29
    266 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    Wait wait. You marked out N*gga (I assume you`ll auto-fix) and kept Pusy? (Misspelled, haha, idiot.) Effing stupid. I hate you.

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