Craislist Ads: Gangsta Piggy Back Edition [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Does anyone even know what this guy is asking for? Really, we"ve read it 5 times already. WTF, Calvin?
There are 35 comments:
Male 266
Wait wait. You marked out N*gga (I assume you`ll auto-fix) and kept Pusy? (Misspelled, haha, idiot.) Effing stupid. I hate you.
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Male 108
The man obviously needs a piggy back ride and doesn`t want to be embarrassed by the person who gives it. Really, I`m glad someone finally had the courage to ask for one.
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Male 383
@shneeblefish
4chan noob >_>
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Male 1,299
@GuardianGnome

People in Detroit no longer have cars... so, probably the latter.
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Male 2,893
i think he means he needs someone to drive him around in a car.
a `gangsta ass` car.
either that or he`s gay.
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Female 877
i guess he`s looking for this woman
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Male 509
"No doubt there`s a fetish site somewhere for gold penis lovers."

In accordance with the Rules of the Internet, Rule 34 (I think): "If it exists, there is porn of it."
And Rule 35: "If no porn is found, it will be made."

So yes, there probably will be.
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Male 363
i heard the accent too
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Female 250
"Anybody else legit HEAR his accent as you read this?"

Yes. It was like listening to my gangsta neighbour trying to communicate with me. I mean he`s a nice guy, but I do not get all the euphemisms used in his speech and hence have no idea what he`s saying half the time.


Also, I think the guy in the add is asking for someone to drive him places in a `gangsta ass ride"? That`s my best bet without throwing my mind in the gutter anyway.
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Male 907
Anybody else legit HEAR his accent as you read this? Awesome.
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Female 76
Craislist?
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Male 12,365
[quote]though it`s not any type of sex, it`s GANGSTA anal sex, with crunk teeth and a penis dipped in gold. 4 real.[/quote]

There`s an image I won`t forget in a hurry.

No matter how hard I try :)

No doubt there`s a fetish site somewhere for gold penis lovers.
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Female 1,181
man, i`m so close on this one--except for being a non-gansta white girl. $hit...
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Female 305
Oh Detroit :`D
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Female 1,798
I will also have to agree with Angilion on this one (shocking, I know).

though it`s not any type of sex, it`s GANGSTA anal sex, with crunk teeth and a penis dipped in gold. 4 real.
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Male 180
Wait, lemme guess ... nurse? ... nipple? ... noodle? ... nastay? ... uh, .. nail? ... native? ... napkin? ... nest? ... numa-numa? ... nob-gobbler? ... nickel?


drat Craiglist and their black rectangles!
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Male 15,510
Piggy... back... ride?...
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Male 1,108
On this very rare occasion I`m finding myself agreeing with Angilion.
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Male 12,365
Or maybe he`s after anal sex.
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Male 794
man those gangsta piggy back rides are the best, i had one like a few years ago, still looking for that gangsta dude that gave me the ride, thanks G-Money
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Female 1,071
nobody404, on criagslist you hit "reply to this post" to email them. It cuts out spam.
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Male 25,417
read deal dog!
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Male 245
Did anybody notice that he didn`t post any contact information?
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Male 1,184
Gerry, I`m guessing either you have never actually been to California, or you are WAAAAY too old.
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Male 2,229
i can`t get gay gangster out of my after reading this post, and comments
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Male 39,214
in California, the state will pay for your piggy back ride AND the guy can wait in handicapped space while you are inside shopping.
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Male 456
My feet hurt and poo yo
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Male 4,014
DTown - dude just needs a piggy back ride, and the "piggy" must be "gansta ass" as opposed to "pussy ass." This happens all the time in Detroit, and this is the first I`m learning that such requests seem strange to others.
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Female 1,652
I just imagined Flava Flav riding piggyback on Snoop Dogg.
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Female 1,677
He wants a piggyback ride/chauffeur. Makes perfect sense to me, see it all the time.

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Male 6,694
Uh Hu. I guess he gets tired.
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Male 757
just made my day
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Male 2,419
he clearly wants a slave to give him piggy back rides on demand
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Male 20,593
Link: Craislist Ads: Gangsta Piggy Back Edition [Pic] [Rate Link] - Does anyone even know what this guy is asking for? Really, we`ve read it 5 times already. WTF, Calvin?
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