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Date: 06/15/10 08:06 AM

79 Responses to Craigslist: Looking For Michael Jackson Pal [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 7:51 am
    Link: Craigslist: Looking For Michael Jackson Pal - Do you like masturbation? Do you like Michael Jackson? Do you like joining those two things together? Read on, friend...
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:11 am
    Classy
  3. Profile photo of gafa
    gafa Male 18-29
    17 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:15 am
    oh that doesnt sound gay at all
  4. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:17 am
    "It doesn`t matter who`s gay or not, Just beat me...uh it"

    hmm me thinks clever gay guy is not so cleaverly trying to lure striaght guys into some gayness with him...nice attempt not so gay gay guy but your plan is too obvious! I mean come on MJ??? That gave it away to me right there!

    hahaha
  5. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:17 am
    soooo gay
  6. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:19 am
    that is both the most awesome and terrifying thing i have ever seen
  7. Profile photo of mysticalrose
    mysticalrose Female 18-29
    158 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:20 am
    I`m so confused...
  8. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:24 am
    What the hell is JO?

    And you`re not allowed to touch his junk, unless you use your own junk.
  9. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:25 am
    I like how he lists a bachelor`s degree in a related field as a requirement. Do they give degrees in faux knife fighting? Or acting queer? Sign me up!
  10. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:33 am
    @fabarati
    Jerk off?
  11. Profile photo of GothPirate
    GothPirate Female 18-29
    121 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:53 am
    Really? NOBODY has called fake on this?

    Alright then.

    FAKE.
  12. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:54 am
    Seriously. What the drat?
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:01 am
    ROFLMAO!

    "profound spiritual act" HA
    "parry and thrust" HAHAHA
    "Beat It" !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    "NOT GAY"!!! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

    stop! I can`t take anymore! my sides hurt!
  14. Profile photo of DragonMeta
    DragonMeta Male 18-29
    44 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:04 am
    uh.....how do they "finish" in a knife fight multiple times?
  15. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:05 am
    Your gayness is proportional to the amount of times you say your hetero/not gay. You don`t need a gaydar to know this guys gay but is in some serious denial.
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:05 am
    He`s playing the wrong song.
    he should play "EAT IT!"

    EAT IT video
  17. Profile photo of tazo
    tazo Female 40-49
    31 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:13 am
    JO??? Please explain
  18. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:27 am
    JO = Jerk Off
    BF in the M = Back Fist(?) in the Mouth
    Knife/sword/bat = synonyms for penis

    The creepiest part to me is that he wants to tie his wrist to the poor SOB who responds while they do this. idk why but this guy reminds me of the character Gary Oldman plays in Hannibal.
  19. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:29 am
    I just lost faith in humanity myself. I guess I`m out then.
  20. Profile photo of madallycat
    madallycat Female 13-17
    8 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:30 am
    wtf does "I will BF you in the M." mean?

    so confused
  21. Profile photo of kate_
    kate_ Female 13-17
    26 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:31 am
    P.P.S Where I recently discovered I was, indeed, a homosexual bro.
  22. Profile photo of BigPappa
    BigPappa Male 40-49
    163 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:31 am
    He`s gayer than the real Micheal Jackson. I can see him now, getting all pissy with his JO-BRO,
    "Man why you bring a dagger to a sword fight? NoHomo.
  23. Profile photo of BigPappa
    BigPappa Male 40-49
    163 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:33 am
    could BF in the M possibly mean - butt f$&k you in the minge, mouth or mind? I don`t get it either.
  24. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:35 am
    ...this guy is looking for a jack-off buddy where they touch penises together and he doesn`t think he`s gay?
  25. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:38 am
    This guy cannot pass off as a straight guy

    JO= Jack Off probably
  26. Profile photo of 1qwertyuiop
    1qwertyuiop Female 18-29
    17 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:49 am
    ah I understand now.

    At first I imagined two guys fencing with their wrists tied together to make it harder/more competitive. And in an old warehouse to start some sort of `fight club.` I liked what I thought at first better :/
  27. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:52 am
    Well in all fairness, MJ most definately would be proud of this tribute.
  28. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:56 am
    WHAT!?!
  29. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 10:03 am
    I`M NOT GAY.
  30. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 10:18 am
    Talk about gang rape.
  31. Profile photo of beccajdavis
    beccajdavis Female 18-29
    160 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 10:23 am
    Definitely gay.

    "...I`ve gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now."

    I mean, just. now. Proves he isn`t gay, there`s a chick drating him as he types up a craigslist ad for another dude to tie up with him and *achem* spar...

    Yeah, he`s not gay
  32. Profile photo of pizzaroll
    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 10:24 am
    Strangely, I`m aroused.
  33. Profile photo of Will_Ashi
    Will_Ashi Male 18-29
    41 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 10:28 am
    It`s not gay if you are reenacting the Beat it knife scene. I thought this was common knowledge by now... Two points for mutual groin thrusting.
  34. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 10:29 am
    I WILL BF YOU IN YOUR M!
  35. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 10:35 am
    He would`ve done this sooner, but he has little faith in humanity.
  36. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 10:38 am
    "points for accuracy" ?????? WTF

    what`s he want the guy to aim at? his mouth?
  37. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 10:57 am
    hes gotten with hot chicks as recently as now? Did anyone tell him Michael Jackson posters dont count?
  38. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 11:13 am
    BF on your M.... ?

    Be Friendly on your Manhood
  39. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 11:14 am
    Fancy?
    Why do you have an 18+ rating on this? don`t you think 12 year olds masturbate?
  40. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 11:16 am
    he had me at "abandoned warehouse" ...
  41. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 11:19 am
    this sounds like it was written by Napoleon Dynamite. and what the hell does BF you in the M mean? Best Friend you in the Morning? Buy Frapuccino in the Mall? wha?
  42. Profile photo of lightbluenym
    lightbluenym Female 18-29
    272 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 11:33 am
    What the hell does he need a Bedazzler for???
  43. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 11:40 am
    Dude, he`s got laser tag! Just give him a chance!
  44. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 11:58 am
    I wish I didn`t read that. Ugh. Nasty.
  45. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    INTENSITY!!!!....while jacking off?
  46. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    LMAO "i`ve got laser tag too"
  47. Profile photo of bubbleyumm
    bubbleyumm Female 18-29
    22 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    look at the list of things you need to have to get in good with this guy, what is he bringing to the party other than his profound straightness
  48. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    how the hell do you jack off and/or knife fight? I don`t even...
  49. Profile photo of angelo0317
    angelo0317 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    I get the feeling he`s gay.
  50. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    "If you touch my junk with anything but your own.."

    Nothing says hetero like a good old-fashioned sword fight.
  51. Profile photo of brutalnewt
    brutalnewt Male 30-39
    111 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    Um..... I don`t really like to mix my knife fighting time with my JO time.
  52. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    what does "BF in the M" mean?
  53. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    I`d go just for the laser tag.
  54. Profile photo of Skim
    Skim Female 13-17
    250 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    Gaaaaayyyyy.
  55. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    Bum Fudge you in the Mouth.
  56. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    He sounds very "Straight. As in not gay."
  57. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    oh my... i do believe this young man is VERY confused..
  58. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    It took me ages to realize what he was talkiing about.
    JO didn`t strike anything with me, I haven`t seen the Beat It video, and I thought he was talking about a literal knife fight rather than one in which your penis is the knife. Wow am I naive.
  59. Profile photo of Golden1
    Golden1 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    This is awesome but creepy. I wonder about the response if it was a woman asking?

    LOLs @ OmgZelda. My thoughts exactly.

  60. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    napolean dynamite...iiiii d i o t!
  61. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    No homo.
  62. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    stop being silly! you are way confused!
  63. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    I`d go. For the laser tag of course...
  64. Profile photo of Trollinhomes
    Trollinhomes Male 18-29
    81 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    same.
  65. Profile photo of pincuishin
    pincuishin Male 13-17
    6 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    BF in the M????
  66. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    IVE CRACKED THE CODE:

    JO- Jack off
    BF in the M - butt F**k in the mouth (yeah im confused about this too)

    also i think he intends to knife fight with his d... thats pretty drated up.
  67. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 12:34 am
    bf in the m >> I think he momentarily forgot what he was saying... then again he`s asking straight guys to have a jack off contest together while I`m assuming hitting eachother with their jizz... Yeah, that`s TOTALLY not gay.
  68. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 3:03 am
    I don`t understand. If we touch his junk with anything but our own? He wants us to make our junk touch?
  69. Profile photo of needles_nny
    needles_nny Male 18-29
    153 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 3:40 am
    uhhh .... mmmmm.... hmmm....
  70. Profile photo of BeerEngineer
    BeerEngineer Male 18-29
    15 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 6:11 am
    JO scenarios, listening to "beat it" while J`ing O and dancing and thrustingat the same time not to mention the "junk" touching. This should be a GCSE exam question.
    Wtf is this guy trying to say?
  71. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 7:08 am
    @phantom

    ohhh... see i was a bit confused until the part about junk touching, which threw me for a complete shutter-island-esque loop, and then made things more clear...
  72. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 7:22 am
    hilarious
  73. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    This seriously made me freaking laugh.
  74. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    oh poo... laser tag Bro!
  75. Profile photo of TheEpicGenga
    TheEpicGenga Male 13-17
    32 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    That`s amazing
  76. Profile photo of Stormwolf
    Stormwolf Female 40-49
    74 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    Gaytroll is gay.
  77. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:18 am
    WTF of the year- whether it`s real or a troll. A person`s gotta be brilliantly twisted to come up with something like that as a joke.
  78. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    June 19, 2010 at 1:49 am
    hes not gay though. he says `and ive gotten with hot chicks as recently as now`. and what does BF you in the M mean anyway?
  79. Profile photo of insanepirate
    insanepirate Female 18-29
    364 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:57 pm
    BF you in the M = butt f*ck you in the mouth? At least that`s what I got out of it... Doesn`t make much sense though...

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