Craigslist: Looking For Michael Jackson Pal [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Weird

Do you like masturbation? Do you like Michael Jackson? Do you like joining those two things together? Read on, friend...
There are 79 comments:
Female 364
BF you in the M = butt f*ck you in the mouth? At least that`s what I got out of it... Doesn`t make much sense though...
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Male 439
hes not gay though. he says `and ive gotten with hot chicks as recently as now`. and what does BF you in the M mean anyway?
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Male 2,868
WTF of the year- whether it`s real or a troll. A person`s gotta be brilliantly twisted to come up with something like that as a joke.
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Female 74
Gaytroll is gay.
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Male 32
That`s amazing
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Male 645
oh poo... laser tag Bro!
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Female 4,376
This seriously made me freaking laugh.
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Male 590
hilarious
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Female 614
@phantom

ohhh... see i was a bit confused until the part about junk touching, which threw me for a complete shutter-island-esque loop, and then made things more clear...
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Male 15
JO scenarios, listening to "beat it" while J`ing O and dancing and thrustingat the same time not to mention the "junk" touching. This should be a GCSE exam question.
Wtf is this guy trying to say?
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Male 153
uhhh .... mmmmm.... hmmm....
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Male 1,540
I don`t understand. If we touch his junk with anything but our own? He wants us to make our junk touch?
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Female 1,324
bf in the m >> I think he momentarily forgot what he was saying... then again he`s asking straight guys to have a jack off contest together while I`m assuming hitting eachother with their jizz... Yeah, that`s TOTALLY not gay.
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Male 510
IVE CRACKED THE CODE:

JO- Jack off
BF in the M - butt F**k in the mouth (yeah im confused about this too)

also i think he intends to knife fight with his d... thats pretty drated up.
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Male 6
BF in the M????
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Male 81
same.
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Male 1,351
I`d go. For the laser tag of course...
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Male 25,416
stop being silly! you are way confused!
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Female 2,352
No homo.
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Male 877
napolean dynamite...iiiii d i o t!
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Female 123
This is awesome but creepy. I wonder about the response if it was a woman asking?

LOLs @ OmgZelda. My thoughts exactly.

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Male 1,067
It took me ages to realize what he was talkiing about.
JO didn`t strike anything with me, I haven`t seen the Beat It video, and I thought he was talking about a literal knife fight rather than one in which your penis is the knife. Wow am I naive.
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Male 2,748
oh my... i do believe this young man is VERY confused..
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Male 383
He sounds very "Straight. As in not gay."
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Male 1,164
Bum Fudge you in the Mouth.
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Female 250
Gaaaaayyyyy.
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Female 1,593
I`d go just for the laser tag.
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Female 831
what does "BF in the M" mean?
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Male 111
Um..... I don`t really like to mix my knife fighting time with my JO time.
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Male 1,505
"If you touch my junk with anything but your own.."

Nothing says hetero like a good old-fashioned sword fight.
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Male 331
I get the feeling he`s gay.
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Female 914
how the hell do you jack off and/or knife fight? I don`t even...
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Female 22
look at the list of things you need to have to get in good with this guy, what is he bringing to the party other than his profound straightness
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Male 1,136
LMAO "i`ve got laser tag too"
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Female 448
INTENSITY!!!!....while jacking off?
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Male 6,694
I wish I didn`t read that. Ugh. Nasty.
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Male 701
Dude, he`s got laser tag! Just give him a chance!
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Female 272
What the hell does he need a Bedazzler for???
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Male 479
this sounds like it was written by Napoleon Dynamite. and what the hell does BF you in the M mean? Best Friend you in the Morning? Buy Frapuccino in the Mall? wha?
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Male 2,050
he had me at "abandoned warehouse" ...
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Male 38,456
Fancy?
Why do you have an 18+ rating on this? don`t you think 12 year olds masturbate?
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Male 38,456
BF on your M.... ?

Be Friendly on your Manhood
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Female 1,071
hes gotten with hot chicks as recently as now? Did anyone tell him Michael Jackson posters dont count?
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Male 38,456
"points for accuracy" ?????? WTF

what`s he want the guy to aim at? his mouth?
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Male 1,195
He would`ve done this sooner, but he has little faith in humanity.
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Male 1,313
I WILL BF YOU IN YOUR M!
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Male 41
It`s not gay if you are reenacting the Beat it knife scene. I thought this was common knowledge by now... Two points for mutual groin thrusting.
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Male 232
Strangely, I`m aroused.
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Female 160
Definitely gay.

"...I`ve gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now."

I mean, just. now. Proves he isn`t gay, there`s a chick drating him as he types up a craigslist ad for another dude to tie up with him and *achem* spar...

Yeah, he`s not gay
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Female 9,475
Talk about gang rape.
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Male 1,078
I`M NOT GAY.
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Male 5,314
WHAT!?!
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Male 907
Well in all fairness, MJ most definately would be proud of this tribute.
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Female 17
ah I understand now.

At first I imagined two guys fencing with their wrists tied together to make it harder/more competitive. And in an old warehouse to start some sort of `fight club.` I liked what I thought at first better :/
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Male 415
This guy cannot pass off as a straight guy

JO= Jack Off probably
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Male 1,347
...this guy is looking for a jack-off buddy where they touch penises together and he doesn`t think he`s gay?
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Male 163
could BF in the M possibly mean - butt f$&k you in the minge, mouth or mind? I don`t get it either.
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Male 163
He`s gayer than the real Micheal Jackson. I can see him now, getting all pissy with his JO-BRO,
"Man why you bring a dagger to a sword fight? NoHomo.
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Female 26
P.P.S Where I recently discovered I was, indeed, a homosexual bro.
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Female 8
wtf does "I will BF you in the M." mean?

so confused
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Male 3,322
I just lost faith in humanity myself. I guess I`m out then.
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Male 1,610
JO = Jerk Off
BF in the M = Back Fist(?) in the Mouth
Knife/sword/bat = synonyms for penis

The creepiest part to me is that he wants to tie his wrist to the poor SOB who responds while they do this. idk why but this guy reminds me of the character Gary Oldman plays in Hannibal.
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Female 31
JO??? Please explain
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Male 38,456
He`s playing the wrong song.
he should play "EAT IT!"

EAT IT video
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Female 331
Your gayness is proportional to the amount of times you say your hetero/not gay. You don`t need a gaydar to know this guys gay but is in some serious denial.
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Male 44
uh.....how do they "finish" in a knife fight multiple times?
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Male 38,456
ROFLMAO!

"profound spiritual act" HA
"parry and thrust" HAHAHA
"Beat It" !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
"NOT GAY"!!! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

stop! I can`t take anymore! my sides hurt!
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Male 621
Seriously. What the drat?
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Female 121
Really? NOBODY has called fake on this?

Alright then.

FAKE.
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Female 583
@fabarati
Jerk off?
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Female 547
I like how he lists a bachelor`s degree in a related field as a requirement. Do they give degrees in faux knife fighting? Or acting queer? Sign me up!
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Male 1,240
What the hell is JO?

And you`re not allowed to touch his junk, unless you use your own junk.
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Female 157
I`m so confused...
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Male 915
that is both the most awesome and terrifying thing i have ever seen
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Male 1,610
soooo gay
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Male 2,345
"It doesn`t matter who`s gay or not, Just beat me...uh it"

hmm me thinks clever gay guy is not so cleaverly trying to lure striaght guys into some gayness with him...nice attempt not so gay gay guy but your plan is too obvious! I mean come on MJ??? That gave it away to me right there!

hahaha
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Male 17
oh that doesnt sound gay at all
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Male 15,510
Classy
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Male 20,110
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