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Date: 06/18/10 02:00 PM

58 Responses to Craigslist Bargain: One Cheap Diamond Ring [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    Link: Craigslist Bargain: One Cheap Diamond Ring - The ring is new, never used. Unlike something else that won`t be mentioned here...
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Surely it wasent what happen really, he is just mad at her for a silly reason more likely
  3. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    Apparently carat is not only a measurement of purity, but also a measurement of mass equal to 200 milligrams...didn`t realize that...
  4. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    wow, poor guy!
  5. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    poor groom to be
  6. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    Wow it would suck to be that guy. He should have gotten what he could on video and posted it online. Her parents would have been so proud.
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    Greenranger7 Male 18-29
    35 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Someone should have payed more attention when watching Old School :)
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    jayme21 Male 18-29
    585 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    http://louisville.craigslist.org/jwl/1796190452.html


    Actual posting is better lol
  9. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    My question is; why do males keep going after females who are attractive, thinking "I can hit that" when what they SHOULD be thinking about is "How many others are hitting that too?".
    I mean, it is simple logic, why do males not have it?
  10. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    Lamiacraor:

    spoken like a true ug-o
  11. Profile photo of unlk
    unlk Male 18-29
    233 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    poor guy ;/
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    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    guys go after hot girls because if we went after ones we were not attracted to then it would not work out and alot of guys would just end up cheating on them, its messed up but true
  13. Profile photo of Namikaze
    Namikaze Male 18-29
    222 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    When you come home early from a business trip make sure your shotgun is loaded. This guy missed out on a chance to eliminate 4 goombas and only serve an hour in jail.
  14. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    sucks to be him
  15. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    Ikeray: Don`t judge how I look without actually seeing me. It only shows how retarded you are. I have myself on Myspace and Facebook. If you are interested in being proven wrong, I can send you the links.
    xhaseox: Yes but, most males keep going after party girls and girls who look like they already whore it up and they are surprised when these girls actually do. It really makes no sense.
  16. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    Poor bastard.
  17. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    acutal listing is different.
    "Bride to Be who I Found in the middle Gang Bang consisting of Four Black Males after arriving home "
  18. Profile photo of LawyerScum
    LawyerScum Male 30-39
    28 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    he should start his own fraternity
  19. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    Apparently carat is not only a measurement of purity, but also a measurement of mass equal to 200 milligrams...didn`t realize that...

    Weight of a type of bean or seed, if I recall correctly. Old measurements were usually based on something conveniently to hand.

    Purity for gold, weight for gems.

    I was curious enough to look up the origin of its use for purity in gold. It`s still connected to weight - a Roman gold coin that entered common usage as a de facto standard for gold coinage weighed 24 carats.
  20. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    I`m cynical enough to think the story is not true and designed to elicit sympathy which would help sell the rings.
  21. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    Lamiacroar:

    It`s a social status thing for guys and girls. You`ll probably notice the people who are married to ugly-moderately attractive people aren`t really that concerned about appearances and/or impressing others. *cough* potheads *cough*
  22. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    That must have been one awkward thing to walk in on. Like I wonder what his first thoughts were.
  23. Profile photo of Tr4shman
    Tr4shman Male 18-29
    105 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    doesnt say if the gangbang was voluntary or not.doesnt matter.she she is stupid enough to let in four big black men into the house, she probably aint worth marrying.Bur as it turned out, she was a S L U T
  24. Profile photo of Dilluxia
    Dilluxia Female 18-29
    237 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    umm Tr4shman, a gangbang doesn`t mean it`s just black guys, or just guys for that matter.
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    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    I wonder what set shes claimin`
  26. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    Brassbull: Females and males are a lot a like. I agree. It frustrates me how retarded they both can be.
    Hahaha Potheads? Those people are just as frustrating and useless, so I can understand completely.
    Although, I would say that myself and my husband do not exactly fit into that stereotype; you would understand if you saw us.
  27. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    Cool, life imitates art, via Old School.
  28. Profile photo of yoiyoi
    yoiyoi Male 18-29
    89 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    A gangbang is when there`s 3 or more guys of any race and one girl.
  29. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    It was just rude to interupt us... I mean them...
  30. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    oooooooooh.... ouch.
  31. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    wow, that is not cool
  32. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    Ouch... I feel bad for the guy..
  33. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    better to learn now than after 3 kids.

    I keep sayin `Why Get Married?` Save time and find a bitch who hates you and buy her a house.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    I wish he had written here name.

    now that I know she`s a sure thing and all
  35. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    I read that and thought much like many others here. That poor, poor bastard.
  36. Profile photo of mjfoxman
    mjfoxman Male 18-29
    336 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    reminds me of old school,
    "True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... "
  37. Profile photo of cokercola337
    cokercola337 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    wow.. well, look on the bright side. He didn`t get married to the girl, an he might have a kick ass "re-releasing into the wild" party featuring snoop dog and a bunch of college girls.
  38. Profile photo of Delta2Alpha
    Delta2Alpha Male 18-29
    128 posts
    June 19, 2010 at 12:06 am
    Gerry1of1: "I keep sayin `Why Get Married?` Save time and find a bitch who hates you and buy her a house."

    LMAO, Yeah its kind of sad but true for most.
  39. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    June 19, 2010 at 1:01 am
    Gerry10f1:"I wish he had written here name.

    now that I know she`s a sure thing and all"

    Haha, best commentI`ve read today :P

    p.s Does anyone else think I-A-B should get a comment qouting system? I know it doesn`t really matter but it would make it easier to find the comments people are replying to and stuff...just my two cents.
  40. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    June 19, 2010 at 1:03 am
    Also it could send us a message when our comments are replied to, that would be nice :D
  41. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    June 19, 2010 at 6:32 am
    yeah ChrisRlive, I think IAB should do a good renovation on their commenting system
  42. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    June 19, 2010 at 8:32 am
    @ChrisRlive

    you can write " blablabla without the spaces to make a quote text

    I think there should be a place or a help-button on iab that tells people these kind of things
  43. Profile photo of Byrdman1525
    Byrdman1525 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    June 19, 2010 at 9:12 am
    How to tell when your Fiance is a whore- When you walk in on a gangbang featuring her.
  44. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    June 19, 2010 at 9:42 am
    How to tell when your Fiance is a whore- When you walk in on a gangbang featuring her.

    This.
  45. Profile photo of Mo73
    Mo73 Male 30-39
    322 posts
    June 19, 2010 at 10:42 am
    "That must have been one awkward thing to walk in on. Like I wonder what his first thoughts were"

    I bet is was something like.... WTF!!!
  46. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 19, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    How to tell when your Fiance is a whore- When you walk in on a gangbang featuring her.

    Only if she`s charged them for it (and charged more than her usual fee times the number of customers).
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    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    June 19, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    this is kinda sad. i`m just gonna try to make a quote since i read what recycleelf said

    i hope this works so i dont look stupid. i suppose i can just delete it though.
  48. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    June 19, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    Going out with a nympho has it`s downsides.
  49. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    June 19, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    Stole this from the movie Old School just for the sake of lulzworthy Craigslist ad.

    Lame.
  50. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 5:07 am
    good job SLC77
  51. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 5:07 am
    damnit.
  52. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 5:08 am
    if only i had a button.
  53. Profile photo of Arvz
    Arvz Male 18-29
    236 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 11:47 pm
    Damn, I feel ya bro.
  54. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 8:02 am
    wait is this the beginning of OLD SCHOOL????
  55. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    That sucks.
  56. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    hahahah what a loser
  57. Profile photo of buckeye82183
    buckeye82183 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 7:39 am
    yum i dont what the ring just your ex`s number
  58. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 12:51 am
    suck >.<. However that price is awesome XD

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