Craigslist Bargain: One Cheap Diamond Ring [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

The ring is new, never used. Unlike something else that won"t be mentioned here...
There are 58 comments:
Female 5,222
suck >.<. However that price is awesome XD
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Male 24
yum i dont what the ring just your ex`s number
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Male 999
hahahah what a loser
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Male 415
That sucks.
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Male 794
wait is this the beginning of OLD SCHOOL????
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Male 236
Damn, I feel ya bro.
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Male 2,893
if only i had a button.
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Male 2,893
damnit.
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Male 2,893
[ quote ] good job SLC77 [ /quote ]
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Male 3,819
Stole this from the movie Old School just for the sake of lulzworthy Craigslist ad.

Lame.
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Male 7,378
Going out with a nympho has it`s downsides.
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Male 569
this is kinda sad. i`m just gonna try to make a quote since i read what recycleelf said

[quote] i hope this works so i dont look stupid. i suppose i can just delete it though. [/quote]
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Male 12,365
[quote]How to tell when your Fiance is a whore- When you walk in on a gangbang featuring her.[/quote]

Only if she`s charged them for it (and charged more than her usual fee times the number of customers).
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Male 322
"That must have been one awkward thing to walk in on. Like I wonder what his first thoughts were"

I bet is was something like.... WTF!!!
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Male 368
[quote]How to tell when your Fiance is a whore- When you walk in on a gangbang featuring her.[/quote]

This.
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Male 107
How to tell when your Fiance is a whore- When you walk in on a gangbang featuring her.
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Male 3,619
@ChrisRlive

you can write "[ quote ] blablabla [ /quote ] without the spaces to make a quote text

[quote] I think there should be a place or a help-button on iab that tells people these kind of things [/quote]
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Male 541
yeah ChrisRlive, I think IAB should do a good renovation on their commenting system
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Male 260
Also it could send us a message when our comments are replied to, that would be nice :D
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Male 260
Gerry10f1:"I wish he had written here name.

now that I know she`s a sure thing and all"

Haha, best commentI`ve read today :P

p.s Does anyone else think I-A-B should get a comment qouting system? I know it doesn`t really matter but it would make it easier to find the comments people are replying to and stuff...just my two cents.
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Male 133
Gerry1of1: "I keep sayin `Why Get Married?` Save time and find a bitch who hates you and buy her a house."

LMAO, Yeah its kind of sad but true for most.
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Male 13
wow.. well, look on the bright side. He didn`t get married to the girl, an he might have a kick ass "re-releasing into the wild" party featuring snoop dog and a bunch of college girls.
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Male 336
reminds me of old school,
"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... "
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Male 661
I read that and thought much like many others here. That poor, poor bastard.
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Male 37,889
I wish he had written here name.

now that I know she`s a sure thing and all
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Male 37,889
better to learn now than after 3 kids.

I keep sayin `Why Get Married?` Save time and find a bitch who hates you and buy her a house.
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Male 1,136
Ouch... I feel bad for the guy..
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Female 1,401
wow, that is not cool
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Male 2,893
oooooooooh.... ouch.
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Male 1,793
It was just rude to interupt us... I mean them...
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Male 89
A gangbang is when there`s 3 or more guys of any race and one girl.
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Male 2,085
Cool, life imitates art, via Old School.
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Female 231
Brassbull: Females and males are a lot a like. I agree. It frustrates me how retarded they both can be.
Hahaha Potheads? Those people are just as frustrating and useless, so I can understand completely.
Although, I would say that myself and my husband do not exactly fit into that stereotype; you would understand if you saw us.
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Male 285
I wonder what set shes claimin`
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Female 237
umm Tr4shman, a gangbang doesn`t mean it`s just black guys, or just guys for that matter.
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Male 105
doesnt say if the gangbang was voluntary or not.doesnt matter.she she is stupid enough to let in four big black men into the house, she probably aint worth marrying.Bur as it turned out, she was a S L U T
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Female 4,376
That must have been one awkward thing to walk in on. Like I wonder what his first thoughts were.
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Male 1,610
Lamiacroar:

It`s a social status thing for guys [quote]and[/quote] girls. You`ll probably notice the people who are married to ugly-moderately attractive people aren`t really that concerned about appearances and/or impressing others. *cough* potheads *cough*
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Male 12,365
I`m cynical enough to think the story is not true and designed to elicit sympathy which would help sell the rings.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Apparently carat is not only a measurement of purity, but also a measurement of mass equal to 200 milligrams...didn`t realize that...[/quote]

Weight of a type of bean or seed, if I recall correctly. Old measurements were usually based on something conveniently to hand.

Purity for gold, weight for gems.

I was curious enough to look up the origin of its use for purity in gold. It`s still connected to weight - a Roman gold coin that entered common usage as a de facto standard for gold coinage weighed 24 carats.
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Male 28
he should start his own fraternity
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Male 1,627
acutal listing is different.
"Bride to Be who I Found in the middle Gang Bang consisting of Four Black Males after arriving home "
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Male 5,194
Poor bastard.
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Female 231
Ikeray: Don`t judge how I look without actually seeing me. It only shows how retarded you are. I have myself on Myspace and Facebook. If you are interested in being proven wrong, I can send you the links.
xhaseox: Yes but, most males keep going after party girls and girls who look like they already whore it up and they are surprised when these girls actually do. It really makes no sense.
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Male 4,867
sucks to be him
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Male 222
When you come home early from a business trip make sure your shotgun is loaded. This guy missed out on a chance to eliminate 4 goombas and only serve an hour in jail.
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Male 519
guys go after hot girls because if we went after ones we were not attracted to then it would not work out and alot of guys would just end up cheating on them, its messed up but true
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Male 233
poor guy ;/
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Male 2,703
Lamiacraor:

spoken like a true ug-o
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Female 231
My question is; why do males keep going after females who are attractive, thinking "I can hit that" when what they SHOULD be thinking about is "How many others are hitting that too?".
I mean, it is simple logic, why do males not have it?
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Male 608
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Male 35
Someone should have payed more attention when watching Old School :)
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Male 11,740
Wow it would suck to be that guy. He should have gotten what he could on video and posted it online. Her parents would have been so proud.
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Female 877
poor groom to be
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Male 25,416
wow, poor guy!
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Male 1,184
Apparently carat is not only a measurement of purity, but also a measurement of mass equal to 200 milligrams...didn`t realize that...
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Male 15,510
Surely it wasent what happen really, he is just mad at her for a silly reason more likely
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Male 19,868
Link: Craigslist Bargain: One Cheap Diamond Ring [Pic] [Rate Link] - The ring is new, never used. Unlike something else that won`t be mentioned here...
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