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Date: 06/28/10 07:35 AM

37 Responses to Cortney Graduates From High School [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    June 28, 2010 at 7:38 am
    Link: Cortney Graduates From High School - And it looks like she has a really bright future ahead of her...
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    pui Female 18-29
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    June 28, 2010 at 7:42 am
    lol they couldn`t have at least made it two separate parties? I guess they were on a budget.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    June 28, 2010 at 7:47 am
    Florida ?
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    edana42 Female 50-59
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    June 28, 2010 at 7:47 am
    I`m gonna be the optimist and say she graduated from college.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
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    June 28, 2010 at 7:50 am
    In other news; Cortney`s mom wishes out loud that she`d have had an abortion some 18 years ago.
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
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    June 28, 2010 at 7:57 am
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    June 28, 2010 at 8:03 am
    Once the baby is born Cortney will be on the Jerry Springer Show to find out Who Da Baby Daddy?
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    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
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    June 28, 2010 at 8:07 am
    how do you know its not a college graduation
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    Smokeylove11 Female 13-17
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    June 28, 2010 at 8:11 am
    Maybe it`s a college graduation party? :D
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    travis35911 Male 13-17
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    June 28, 2010 at 8:29 am
    "how do you know its not a college graduation"

    In these days... I wouldn`t be surprised if it was a Middle School graduation.
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    June 28, 2010 at 8:40 am
    Well, she`s graduating, so she`s already a step above the teen mothers who simply drop out. But I know a lot of teen (or young) mothers who are already doing well for themselves, they just had to learn to become responsible real quick because they have another mouth to feed and body to clothe. :P
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    mamerv Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2010 at 8:44 am
    Kids these days they`re crazy
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2010 at 8:59 am
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    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    June 28, 2010 at 8:59 am
    LillianDulci: Exactly. At least it wasn`t a Welfare/Baby Shower party. God, I`m sick of seeing posts about pregnant women (seemingly of any age) that are just there to call them sluts. People get pregnant, and not all of them are dumb slutbags. Jesus christ.
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    Same4Walls Female 18-29
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    June 28, 2010 at 9:07 am many college/universities colors are red and blue? I know my high school and blue. Oh dear, I wouldn`t be shocked if this is my school. We had a day care on campus for pete`s sake!
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    Prejudiced Female 18-29
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    June 28, 2010 at 9:08 am
    Could be her uni graduation. Say she`s just finished a 4-5 year course, is 25 and knocked up. Thats not so bad. She`ll ba able to have the kid then go get a decent job to support it.

    Then again, it could be some high school kid D:
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    shappy Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2010 at 10:42 am
    both high schools ive been to have had daycares inside them, is that bad?
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    Eh, it`s 8th grade graduation.
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    gothmo Female 18-29
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    June 28, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    It`s sad when highschools have daycares >>; not so much when they`re for the teachers, but when the kids start using them... It`s called a condom, I have no pity for you. Unless you honestly tried and life screwed you over anyway.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    June 28, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    wow, thats knocking 2 birds with 1 stone!
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    June 28, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    Giving children stripper names is usually a mistake.

    It`s not really a huge deal though. She obviously has support from her family. It could all work out fine.
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    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
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    June 28, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    It could have been a different graduation. Like college, and all that. But, anyway, how is it really all that surprising? There are billions of humans, they need to be kept down somehow, and they`re all influencing each other, it`s inevitable that a majority will be f*cktards.
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    Stay classy cortney...
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    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
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    June 28, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    Where does it indicate that this is a HS graduation?
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    lol... idk... that looks highschool to me
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    June 28, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    lol sorry but that just looks so wrong.
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    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
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    June 28, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    Could be college, good point. But SO much funnier if it is high school...let`s all pretend!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    June 28, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    Probably, hopefully, college. No way to know, so this is dumb.
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    VaJayJay Female 30-39
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    June 29, 2010 at 12:02 am
    Cortney got jipped.
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    moscoworbust Male 18-29
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    June 29, 2010 at 3:03 am
    this is what the feminists wanted.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    June 29, 2010 at 8:28 am
    ha lol.
    serves you right.
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    SeaBassEX Male 30-39
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    June 29, 2010 at 9:18 am
    Graduating college with a kid on the way isn`t any better. Now she has a kid AND student loans.

    Unless she convinced the poor schmuck she trapped for the next 18 years to pay them off for her.

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    JimmyRocks Male 30-39
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    June 29, 2010 at 11:30 am
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    howlingwolf Male 18-29
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    June 29, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    I`ll bet her real name is Courtney, so she`s an idiot too.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 4:37 am
    digusting person....
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    rachcake1 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:32 am
    at least she`s graduating. im my high school most girls who had babies went to the continuation school and were never heard from again
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    peahprincess Female 13-17
    137 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 6:52 am
    will there be cake ?

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