Brad The Gamer Very Dependant On Delivery Guy [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

You gotta love Brad the Gamer"s enthusiasm for his hobby.
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Male 50
DarkFerret: What makes you think he would shower? :p

Gamer jokes aside, though, I would have done this with my latest computer. I had a major freakout when my video card was left out in the rain in a cardboard box, and then it turned out the neighbors picked it up. Oh yeah, and it was on the other side of the country and my dad was out of town when it got to him, so I had to wait even MOAR.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Angillion:
you are rarely in and awake when the post arrives?

so I take it you are outside sleeping for some reason? [/quote]

Why would you think that?

I work a shift pattern quite different to the usual mon-fri 9-5 thing. So when the post arrives I am usually either at home but asleep or awake but at work.

I said that I`m rarely in AND awake, not that I`m rarely in OR awake.
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Male 2,868
I can relate- I`m eagerly anticipating the delivery of a laptop I ordered from newegg.
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Male 8
I love the bit he`s scribbled out: `I am not above bribery`. Excellent.
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Female 250
"That`s hilarious. I can identify with his frenzied anticipation, though."

Don`t we all have that "When will it arrive!" moment when waiting for something in the post? I know I do at least, regardless of what it is. Unless it is a bill I guess.
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Male 2,748
now THAT is dedication... i would laugh if he walks up to the door soaking wet with soapy hair and forgets to grab the towel :P
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Female 76
Oh... Brad.
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Male 58
Angillion:
you are rarely in and awake when the post arrives?

so I take it you are outside sleeping for some reason?
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Female 332
or a doorbell
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Male 11,740
Wow, next time spend that money on a life.
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Female 1,190
haha its so true though, when i shipped out my box (RROD :P) it took the guy like three tries to get it back to me cause i was still in school :S
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Male 1,081
Deliveryman: *Knocks once, leaves immediately*
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Male 1,596
everyone has to deal with the sorting office, a matter of life get used to it
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Male 12,365
[quote]Ah, we have much the same problem in Britain with delivery drivers leaving a card and taking your parcel to the sorting office when you are at home.[/quote]

I was recently told something so ridiculous that it must be true.

I`d had two packets delivered on consecutive days. I`m rarely in and awake when the post arrives, so I got the cards.

No worries, I`ll just arrange local collection on the website and pick them up from a nearby post office. RM now use a secure server for entering your name and address (why on earth they didn`t always do so, who knows?) so it`s no problem.

RM customer services line is unmanned. It`s a simplified phone copy of the website. No people at all. Useless.

So I phoned the sorting office. The other packet was there. When you request a redelivery online, the information is *not* sent to the sorting office. Someone has to write it down and post it to the sorting office.

Seriously.
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Male 169
@pajogu

wat
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Male 42
Thats cool.
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Male 152
I would love to be his delivery guy. That`d be the least amount of work I`d ever done for a beer.
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Female 1,515
@pajoqu Er..what? Did you just type random words and somehow form them into pseudo-sentences?
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Female 1,515
That`s the worst part of getting a delivery, possibly not being there when they bring it! >.<;;
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Male 113
I have to agree, i dont like man ass either. and that crappy theroy of evolution, i mean come on my man-glaze tase nothing like ape sea-men how can we cum fron the same speices?
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Male 289
I know the feeling!
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Male 144
win
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Male 1,357
Love for the game
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Male 500
Ah, we have much the same problem in Britain with delivery drivers leaving a card and taking your parcel to the sorting office when you are at home. I`d never tell a British postie there was something valuable in the parcel though!
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Male 177
That is rad lol. It is disappointing coming home with a 12 pack and not seeing the gamefly sleeve in my mailbox.
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Male 612
thats funny cuz my SSD came today, though i did not leave a similar note for my delivery guy.
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Male 762
I had just got up to check for my new sound system at the door and came back to this, nice!
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Female 126
Hey, it could be raid night! I`m just sayin`.
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Male 12,365
Completely understandable. Beer? I`d wash the van.

I don`t have hardware delivered as a rule, with the exception of peripherals or extras I don`t mind waiting for (e.g. another HDD when the one I`ve got fitted is working fine). If I want hardware, I want hardware now. For my current graphics card, I spent £25 extra to fetch it from a fairly nearby shop. I always fetch hardware - that way I can have it in an hour or two.
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Male 1,287
That`s hilarious. I can identify with his frenzied anticipation, though.
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Male 1,416
It`d be fun to have a group of people blast the horn 3 times randomly throughout a day. When he comes to the door, "I just wanted the beer."
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Male 158
haha. hit 3 times to bring beer
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Male 25,416
wow, take the airhorn and run! :)
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Male 1,184
Scott, he can`t play WoW, he needs his new video card.
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Male 37,888
what? no flowers and candy?
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Male 1,287
That`s hilarious. I can identify with his frenzied anticipation, though.
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Male 206
I`d be pretty embarrassed being the delivery guy.
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Female 477
lol i wish i was that delivery guy
that woulda made my day
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Male 5,314
i guess you need an air horn to know when someone`s at the door when you`re all the way down in the basement playing WoW.
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Male 4,014
F*ckers did the "quick knock / no wait" bulls*it on Christmas Eve with my fricken Wii and I had to wait till AFTER the holidays to get it. F*ckers.
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Male 4,014
"I just dont really get it."

Its like this.

"Dear Delivery Hero, You have my video card. Please do not leave with it. If you need a signature, please ring the door bell... which is this air horn. I will be at the door in 2.5 seconds. /s/ Brad Clark.

Hit horn 3 times if you need me to bring beer. Nothing is too good for the saint who brings the video card."

That should clear up your confusion.
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Male 92
"I just dont really get it."

You would if you were a nerd, and had ever waited for the delivery of a computer component.
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Male 208
Haha...I think I`m gonna try that next time I get a package. I usually opt out of signature when I can though, and most of the time I know when to answer the door because my dog starts barking two minutes before the delivery truck even pulls up...it`s amazing how smart dogs can be.
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Female 165
Whut? o.O
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Male 6,694
I just dont really get it.
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Male 3,014
Brad > Chad
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Male 19,838
Link: Brad The Gamer Very Dependant On Delivery Guy [Pic [Rate Link] - You gotta love Brad the Gamer`s enthusiasm for his hobby.
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