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Date: 06/28/10 12:06 PM

47 Responses to Brad The Gamer Very Dependant On Delivery Guy [Pic

  1. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    Brad > Chad
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    I just dont really get it.
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    Blutdurstig Female 18-29
    165 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Whut? o.O
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    ferrari91169 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    Haha...I think I`m gonna try that next time I get a package. I usually opt out of signature when I can though, and most of the time I know when to answer the door because my dog starts barking two minutes before the delivery truck even pulls up...it`s amazing how smart dogs can be.
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    glassjawdave Male 18-29
    93 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    "I just dont really get it."

    You would if you were a nerd, and had ever waited for the delivery of a computer component.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    "I just dont really get it."

    Its like this.

    "Dear Delivery Hero, You have my video card. Please do not leave with it. If you need a signature, please ring the door bell... which is this air horn. I will be at the door in 2.5 seconds. /s/ Brad Clark.

    Hit horn 3 times if you need me to bring beer. Nothing is too good for the saint who brings the video card."

    That should clear up your confusion.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    F*ckers did the "quick knock / no wait" bulls*it on Christmas Eve with my fricken Wii and I had to wait till AFTER the holidays to get it. F*ckers.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    i guess you need an air horn to know when someone`s at the door when you`re all the way down in the basement playing WoW.
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    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    lol i wish i was that delivery guy
    that woulda made my day
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    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    I`d be pretty embarrassed being the delivery guy.
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    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    That`s hilarious. I can identify with his frenzied anticipation, though.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36204 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    what? no flowers and candy?
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    Scott, he can`t play WoW, he needs his new video card.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    wow, take the airhorn and run! :)
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    Is_it_in_yet Male 13-17
    158 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    haha. hit 3 times to bring beer
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    korahn Male 30-39
    1249 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    It`d be fun to have a group of people blast the horn 3 times randomly throughout a day. When he comes to the door, "I just wanted the beer."
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    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    That`s hilarious. I can identify with his frenzied anticipation, though.
  18. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    Completely understandable. Beer? I`d wash the van.

    I don`t have hardware delivered as a rule, with the exception of peripherals or extras I don`t mind waiting for (e.g. another HDD when the one I`ve got fitted is working fine). If I want hardware, I want hardware now. For my current graphics card, I spent £25 extra to fetch it from a fairly nearby shop. I always fetch hardware - that way I can have it in an hour or two.
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    clp2010 Female 30-39
    126 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Hey, it could be raid night! I`m just sayin`.
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    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    I had just got up to check for my new sound system at the door and came back to this, nice!
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    WeePee Male 18-29
    612 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    thats funny cuz my SSD came today, though i did not leave a similar note for my delivery guy.
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    Wraithix Male 30-39
    178 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    That is rad lol. It is disappointing coming home with a 12 pack and not seeing the gamefly sleeve in my mailbox.
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    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Ah, we have much the same problem in Britain with delivery drivers leaving a card and taking your parcel to the sorting office when you are at home. I`d never tell a British postie there was something valuable in the parcel though!
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Love for the game
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    600R3d Male 18-29
    144 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    win
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    billy66bare Male 18-29
    289 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    I know the feeling!
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    pajogu Male 18-29
    113 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    I have to agree, i dont like man ass either. and that crappy theroy of evolution, i mean come on my man-glaze tase nothing like ape sea-men how can we cum fron the same speices?
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    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    That`s the worst part of getting a delivery, possibly not being there when they bring it! >.<;;
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    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    @pajoqu Er..what? Did you just type random words and somehow form them into pseudo-sentences?
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    bloodwrage Male 18-29
    152 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    I would love to be his delivery guy. That`d be the least amount of work I`d ever done for a beer.
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    dieMFKRdie Male 18-29
    42 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    Thats cool.
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    Sidragasum Male 18-29
    169 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    @pajogu

    wat
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    Ah, we have much the same problem in Britain with delivery drivers leaving a card and taking your parcel to the sorting office when you are at home.

    I was recently told something so ridiculous that it must be true.

    I`d had two packets delivered on consecutive days. I`m rarely in and awake when the post arrives, so I got the cards.

    No worries, I`ll just arrange local collection on the website and pick them up from a nearby post office. RM now use a secure server for entering your name and address (why on earth they didn`t always do so, who knows?) so it`s no problem.

    RM customer services line is unmanned. It`s a simplified phone copy of the website. No people at all. Useless.

    So I phoned the sorting office. The other packet was there. When you request a redelivery online, the information is *not* sent to the sorting office. Someone has to write it down and post it to the sorting office.

    Seriously.
  34. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    everyone has to deal with the sorting office, a matter of life get used to it
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    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    Deliveryman: *Knocks once, leaves immediately*
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    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    haha its so true though, when i shipped out my box (RROD :P) it took the guy like three tries to get it back to me cause i was still in school :S
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    Wow, next time spend that money on a life.
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    MadP Female 18-29
    332 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 9:59 pm
    or a doorbell
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    ignotus Male 18-29
    58 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    Angillion:
    you are rarely in and awake when the post arrives?

    so I take it you are outside sleeping for some reason?
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    RandomRamen Female 18-29
    76 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    Oh... Brad.
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    now THAT is dedication... i would laugh if he walks up to the door soaking wet with soapy hair and forgets to grab the towel :P
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    Prejudiced Female 18-29
    250 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 11:27 pm
    "That`s hilarious. I can identify with his frenzied anticipation, though."

    Don`t we all have that "When will it arrive!" moment when waiting for something in the post? I know I do at least, regardless of what it is. Unless it is a bill I guess.
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    Flashman07 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 6:56 am
    I love the bit he`s scribbled out: `I am not above bribery`. Excellent.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 8:54 am
    I can relate- I`m eagerly anticipating the delivery of a laptop I ordered from newegg.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 9:10 am
    Angillion:
    you are rarely in and awake when the post arrives?

    so I take it you are outside sleeping for some reason?

    Why would you think that?

    I work a shift pattern quite different to the usual mon-fri 9-5 thing. So when the post arrives I am usually either at home but asleep or awake but at work.

    I said that I`m rarely in AND awake, not that I`m rarely in OR awake.
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    Armond Male 18-29
    50 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    DarkFerret: What makes you think he would shower? :p

    Gamer jokes aside, though, I would have done this with my latest computer. I had a major freakout when my video card was left out in the rain in a cardboard box, and then it turned out the neighbors picked it up. Oh yeah, and it was on the other side of the country and my dad was out of town when it got to him, so I had to wait even MOAR.

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