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Date: 06/01/10 03:00 PM

45 Responses to BP: Bringing People Together

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    Link: BP: Bringing People Together - Due to the recent concern over the oil spill in the Gulf, BP released this public service announcement.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    )-|
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    DMoneys36 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    sludge: it`s only funny when it happens to someone else
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    bluethen Male 13-17
    617 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    I don`t get it.
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    tweetie8745 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    with the fat lady it looked like bbq sauce
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    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    is that saying that no one who uses oil can criticize BP, because as a consumer they`re partly to blame? I don`t quite get it...
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    ohserio Female 13-17
    115 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    wut
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    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    that looked like chocolate, not oil :P
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    We`re all F*cked.
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    Smileyguy1 Male 30-39
    124 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    We can send people into space and launch probes to explore other planets and distant places. We can connect the world almost instantly through the internet, share discussions in realtime, with anyone. We can transplant organs and extend people`s lives through modern medicine. We can build huge machines that smash particles of matter so as to understand the building blocks of the universe. All these wonderful things humans can do, yet we can`t f*cking PLUG A LEAK IN A PIPE.
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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    @Smileyguy1
    nicely said!
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    deadmeat553 Male 18-29
    149 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    brown is the new green? wtf? how the hell is burning something and sending excess co2 into the atmosphere helping the environment??? HOW CAN YOU MAKE CLEAN SMOKE??? WE ARE ALL F*CKED!
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    skine Male 18-29
    719 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    @Smileyguy1: That is one hell of a compilation of non-sequiturs.

    It would seem you don`t realize how flying to the moon is very different from plugging a leak.
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    EnglishDan Male 18-29
    75 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    I don`t want to sound like an idiot, but, was that a p*ss take or was it serious?
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    pnolan Male 18-29
    64 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    second city is a comedy troupe.

    so, I would say this is most likely a parody.
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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    "It would seem you don`t realize how flying to the moon is very different from plugging a leak."

    The government does one of those, Tampax does the other. Of the two, BP called the wrong one.
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    Smileyguy1 Male 30-39
    124 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    @belunan
    "The government does one of those, Tampax does the other. Of the two, BP called the wrong one."

    Ya know what else would work? BP stock. Worthless and plenty of it to go around. I`m sure THAT could plug the darn thing.

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    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    "with the fat lady it looked like bbq sauce"

    But only with the fat lady.
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    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    The next generation? drat you, I`m the one who`s going to be paying for social security, medicare and medicaid for the rest of my life when I wont see a dime.

    I get that it was a joke, but that just kind of set me off... it pisses me off.
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    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    that had to be a piss take :L
    it looks like they wer after stickin their hand up into a goatsie and hittin off the anus walls
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    MissRotten Female 18-29
    6 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    `that had to be a piss take :L
    it looks like they wer after stickin their hand up into a goatsie and hittin off the anus walls`

    was is this i don`t even...
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    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    im not going to vouch for anyone in the gulf oil situation, but if i may throw some wisdom out there: SH!+ HAPPENS!
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    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    The fat bitch didn`t care what it was. "Give `er inches, and feed `er well!"
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    did anyone but me find that erotic?
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    hivemonkey Male 18-29
    12 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    Jamie Moyer FYW!
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    axeman929 Male 30-39
    195 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    Scorpions ftw
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 10:21 pm
    I don`t get it.
    With ya blue. What`s your point, caller?
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    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 11:09 pm
    @mal_BB: That`s kinda what I saw too.

    The oil is representative of the "blood on our hands" for being consumers. We as consumers are enabling the oil companies to flourish and any negative situations are the fault of consumers by proxy.

    That`s what I saw in that...I don`t know about you guys.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    Maybe if BP spent more time and resources on oil instead of pissing it all away on wind and solar crap, they wouldn`t have blown up their oil well. Hey, in case you forgot, you`re a goddamn OIL company. Stick to what you know and get it RIGHT for a change.
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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    0:18 - If Augustus Gloop has a sibling, this pig is it.
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    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 3:17 am
    oldollie stick to crapping and stop speaking for a change
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 3:41 am
    man this whole oil thing is a disaster. is it still leaking? are they cleaning it up? I havnt heard any positive news about this yet.

    Its sad, but Im sure all the ships in that area have destroyed the coral and over fished it by now anyway.
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    needles_nny Male 18-29
    153 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 5:27 am
    They will never clean it up
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    da3nd Male 18-29
    32 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 5:53 am
    imo just close the pipe XD
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    Keyh Male 18-29
    226 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 6:50 am
    They`re saying that it probably won`t be resolved until August.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 7:47 am
    @Belunan - I wonder if anyone has thought of a giant Tampax yet. You may have just saved the Gulf.
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    keg74 Male 30-39
    410 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 8:08 am
    Folks we haven`t even begun to see the worst of this catastrophe yet. The Gulf hurricane season is about to rev up and when it does that oil is gonna go everywhere. I feel like this is the biggest ecologic disaster our country has ever faced and we can`t really do anything about it.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    YAY!!! ERRRMM Hoilcanes!!
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    tashabby Female 18-29
    3 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    THEIR DOING THE BEST THEY CAN GUYS JUST BE PATIENT!
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    seabass101dg Male 18-29
    478 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    Goddam. It`s just an oil leak. This isn`t anywhere near as bad as the Valdez.
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    KamaiCross Female 13-17
    28 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    looked like chocolate? o-o

    when It was pouring on the guys head I mean~
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    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    @Keg74 awwww snap. you`ve got a good point there. :|
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 8:21 am
    "THEIR DOING THE BEST THEY CAN GUYS JUST BE PATIENT!"
    Are you joking? This spill happened specifically because they`re not doing their best. They have a pathological tendency to ignore their employee`s warnings about poorly maintained equipment. They don`t give a fcuk because they know they aren`t going to have to suffer any consequences for their negligence. Or rather the consequences will be cheaper than it would have been to simply keep their sh*t in working order.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    that wasnt funny!
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    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    well that was terrible.

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