BP: Bringing People Together

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 7 years ago in Funny

Due to the recent concern over the oil spill in the Gulf, BP released this public service announcement.
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Female 1,043
well that was terrible.
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Male 25,417
that wasnt funny!
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Male 2,868
"THEIR DOING THE BEST THEY CAN GUYS JUST BE PATIENT!"
Are you joking? This spill happened specifically because they`re not doing their best. They have a pathological tendency to ignore their employee`s warnings about poorly maintained equipment. They don`t give a fcuk because they know they aren`t going to have to suffer any consequences for their negligence. Or rather the consequences will be cheaper than it would have been to simply keep their sh*t in working order.
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Female 282
@Keg74 awwww snap. you`ve got a good point there. :|
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Female 28
looked like chocolate? o-o

when It was pouring on the guys head I mean~
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Male 478
Goddam. It`s just an oil leak. This isn`t anywhere near as bad as the Valdez.
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Female 3
THEIR DOING THE BEST THEY CAN GUYS JUST BE PATIENT!
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Male 14,331
YAY!!! ERRRMM Hoilcanes!!
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Male 410
Folks we haven`t even begun to see the worst of this catastrophe yet. The Gulf hurricane season is about to rev up and when it does that oil is gonna go everywhere. I feel like this is the biggest ecologic disaster our country has ever faced and we can`t really do anything about it.
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Female 4,039
@Belunan - I wonder if anyone has thought of a giant Tampax yet. You may have just saved the Gulf.
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Male 226
They`re saying that it probably won`t be resolved until August.
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Male 32
imo just close the pipe XD
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Male 153
They will never clean it up
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Female 3,828
man this whole oil thing is a disaster. is it still leaking? are they cleaning it up? I havnt heard any positive news about this yet.

Its sad, but Im sure all the ships in that area have destroyed the coral and over fished it by now anyway.
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Male 1,360
oldollie stick to crapping and stop speaking for a change
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Male 1,505
0:18 - If Augustus Gloop has a sibling, this pig is it.
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Male 15,832
Maybe if BP spent more time and resources on oil instead of pissing it all away on wind and solar crap, they wouldn`t have blown up their oil well. Hey, in case you forgot, you`re a goddamn OIL company. Stick to what you know and get it RIGHT for a change.
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Female 472
@mal_BB: That`s kinda what I saw too.

The oil is representative of the "blood on our hands" for being consumers. We as consumers are enabling the oil companies to flourish and any negative situations are the fault of consumers by proxy.

That`s what I saw in that...I don`t know about you guys.
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Male 12,138
[quote]I don`t get it.[/quote]
With ya blue. What`s your point, caller?
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Male 195
Scorpions ftw
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Male 12
Jamie Moyer FYW!
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Male 39,540
did anyone but me find that erotic?
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Male 773
The fat bitch didn`t care what it was. "Give `er inches, and feed `er well!"
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Male 894
im not going to vouch for anyone in the gulf oil situation, but if i may throw some wisdom out there: SH!+ HAPPENS!
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Female 6
`that had to be a piss take :L
it looks like they wer after stickin their hand up into a goatsie and hittin off the anus walls`

was is this i don`t even...
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Female 467
that had to be a piss take :L
it looks like they wer after stickin their hand up into a goatsie and hittin off the anus walls
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Male 599
The next generation? drat you, I`m the one who`s going to be paying for social security, medicare and medicaid for the rest of my life when I wont see a dime.

I get that it was a joke, but that just kind of set me off... it pisses me off.
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Male 516
"with the fat lady it looked like bbq sauce"

But only with the fat lady.
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Male 124
@belunan
"The government does one of those, Tampax does the other. Of the two, BP called the wrong one."

Ya know what else would work? BP stock. Worthless and plenty of it to go around. I`m sure THAT could plug the darn thing.

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Male 1,505
"It would seem you don`t realize how flying to the moon is very different from plugging a leak."

The government does one of those, Tampax does the other. Of the two, BP called the wrong one.
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Male 64
second city is a comedy troupe.

so, I would say this is most likely a parody.
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Male 75
I don`t want to sound like an idiot, but, was that a p*ss take or was it serious?
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Male 719
@Smileyguy1: That is one hell of a compilation of non-sequiturs.

It would seem you don`t realize how flying to the moon is very different from plugging a leak.
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Male 149
brown is the new green? wtf? how the hell is burning something and sending excess co2 into the atmosphere helping the environment??? HOW CAN YOU MAKE CLEAN SMOKE??? WE ARE ALL F*CKED!
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Female 8,043
@Smileyguy1
nicely said!
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Male 124
We can send people into space and launch probes to explore other planets and distant places. We can connect the world almost instantly through the internet, share discussions in realtime, with anyone. We can transplant organs and extend people`s lives through modern medicine. We can build huge machines that smash particles of matter so as to understand the building blocks of the universe. All these wonderful things humans can do, yet we can`t f*cking PLUG A LEAK IN A PIPE.
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Male 1,625
We`re all F*cked.
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Male 1,598
that looked like chocolate, not oil :P
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Female 115
wut
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Male 1,231
is that saying that no one who uses oil can criticize BP, because as a consumer they`re partly to blame? I don`t quite get it...
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Female 7
with the fat lady it looked like bbq sauce
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Male 614
I don`t get it.
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Male 221
sludge: it`s only funny when it happens to someone else
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Male 15,510
)-|
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Female 8,043
Link: BP: Bringing People Together [Rate Link] - Due to the recent concern over the oil spill in the Gulf, BP released this public service announcement.
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