Body Piercing Has Saved This Person`s Life? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Wait a second, has I-A-B just posted TWO PIECES OF PRO-RELIGION CONTENT IN A ROW? Is this the end of days?
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Female 5,222
lmao Ive actually seen that in quite a few places. I like :)
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Male 20
@Rauron: You were right up until "Where, in the Bible," He did not need the comma`s. It would be the same either way, to be perfectly honest.
Learn to use English properly before calling someone else an idiot, please.
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Male 1
do you mean chimp explores new uses for frogs? if so... i agree
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Male 239
@rauron

my keyboard doesnt work so i`m using the on screen keyboard and i`m lazy.
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Male 563
"this is one of the most retarded things i`ve ever read. where in the bible does it mention anything about technology. and almost noone takes the first part of genesis literally."

Correctly written, this would read as follows:

"This is one of the most retarded things I`ve ever read. Where, in the Bible, is technology mentioned? Besides, few interpret the first part of Genesis literally."

Learn to use English properly before calling someone else an idiot, please.
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Male 2,868
"and almost noone takes the first part of genesis literally."

If by almost noone (sic) you mean 45% of the US population (according to a 2004 Gallup poll).
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Male 699
oh i get it....LIES
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Male 239
"If you were scientifically literate and thought through the religious arguments, you would realize that taking the Bible as truth would contradict all Science and the products of Science, such as the computer you just used to post your comment. You do believe in the existence your computer, don`t you?"

this is one of the most retarded things i`ve ever read. where in the bible does it mention anything about technology. and almost noone takes the first part of genesis literally.
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Female 614
people are just people.

although, i think that this was kind of sort of an involuntary piercing... i remember my sunday school, he did volunteer to die for the sins of mankind according to lore. but still... must have sucked...
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Male 1,067
I love how still, no one is happy.

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Male 265
Can we just go back to trashing Scientology? Nobody on IAB is rich enough to be a member of that pseudo-religion.
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Female 1,190
TKD_Master, yeah im going to have to say you are just ignorant :P
not all christians are nuts okay?
and on the topic of the fish, the second i get a car, im getting the dinosaur eating the regular fish, cause i have heard the crazy christians ranting about how satan put dinosaur bones on the earth, OH HELL NAW i love me some dinos :)
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Male 583
this is clearly pro religion sugarhyped are u stupid or what?
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Male 4,793
christians are ignorant. all there is to it.
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Female 329
i dont see this as pro-religion...
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Female 106
eff this man just no *violently shakes head*
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Male 1,195
Here`s a close up of the fish magnet.

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Female 798
"Wait a second, has I-A-B just posted TWO PIECES OF PRO-RELIGION CONTENT IN A ROW? Is this the end of days?"

only so fancy could back up his claim of posting both pro and anti religious posts :-/
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Female 547
Whatever makes Christ "hip"
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Male 225
LOL
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Female 536
And yet these are the same people who would get all preachy about people today having body piercings, giving some crap-ass reason like, "the Bible says it`s bad" It`s clever, until you think about it for a second (like a lot of religious things......!)
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Female 8
The fish says TRUTH
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Male 593
My step-dad has the Ichthys (fish symbol) with `DARWIN` written inside of it and it has little legs... It owns :)
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Male 2,056
lmao wow

well, if that`s how you justify it...
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Male 25,416
o no he didnt!
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Male 165
Daddy didn´t hug him/her..
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Female 134
what does the little fish say?
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Male 567
crucifixion = body piercing? WWJP? a prince albert maybe?
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Female 126
I love the fish thing. :3
I have a necklace with a jesus fish with legs, that says evolve inside :D
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Male 559
That is the funniest thing I have seen all day.
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Female 2,352
Truth fish goes om nom nom.
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Male 111
Because when you have something important to say, say it with a bumper sticker.
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Female 57
but youre kinda making fun. oh well atleast youre trying.
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Male 177
I ARE ATHEISTIAN, I ARE MAD AND YELL AT YOU, CALL YOU DUMB.

Seriously?

You guys need something to argue about.
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Male 881
@DHalo, Pooptart19 is right, there is a big difference the use of "theory" in casual conversation and the scientific definition of the word. Evolution is a theory, which means you can pretty much treat it as fact. Religion is a hypothesis and can be treated as if it is as factual as Peter Pan.

2nd, Science has done a very good job of explaining why people perceive that there is life after death. Nobody knows 100% proof positive that there is or isn`t life after death, but now that we have reasonably explained all the evidence for life after death, there is no longer any reason to expect that it exists.

If you were scientifically literate and thought through the religious arguments, you would realize that taking the Bible as truth would contradict all Science and the products of Science, such as the computer you just used to post your comment. You do believe in the existence your computer, don`t you?
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Male 103
I like the "truth" fish eating the "Jesus" fish.
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Male 185
I don`t get it, was his hand bitten by a snake at an abandoned railroad site? Also, what is action D2?
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Male 2,345
I`m not really sure NAILING someone to a CROSS is the same thing there sparky...
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Female 322
oxyl, if you don`t like the content of a thread, IGNORE IT... or are you so simple minded you don`t know how to do that? Now make a stupid rebut to this - I will ignore it. See, it`s that simple.
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Male 915
my god ( no pun intended) you are all idiots and apparent gluttons for punishment. is it really necessary to have the same fu cking argument every second thread??? STFU and GTFO
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Male 2,440
[quote]Evolution is, regardless of its acceptance in the scientific community, still regarded as a theory.[/quote]
No sh*t, Sherlock. You don`t have slightest f*cking clue what the difference is between a scientific theory and a law, do you?
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Male 1,958
As the nails were being hammered in, he thought "man these really hurt." Thats when he got the irony of a carpenter being nailed to a tree
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Female 49
"This is probably a theist, he even has the "WWJF" sticker."

Where is that? all i see is the "WWJD?" on the right side of the car...
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Male 467
This is probably a theist, he even has the "WWJF" sticker.
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Male 10
@NottaSpy

First off, just by saying that Jesus saved their life doesn`t mean the don`t appreciate science. Evolution is, regardless of its acceptance in the scientific community, still regarded as a theory.

Secondly, as a Christian the person is referring to their life after death. Clearly eternal life after death is more important than living a few more years on Earth.
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Female 2,289
I don`t really think there`s any way to be pro religious and funny at the same time.
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Male 500
WWDD?
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Male 500
That mean we can nail you to a tree then?
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Male 881
That would be a Truth fish eating a Darwin fish. See the little feet on the smaller fish?

Too bad this person doesn`t realize how science has probably already saved his life by an order of magnitude more than Jesus has.
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Male 48
i think this is against religion. notice the truth fish eating the jesus fish. i do believe this person is atheist :D
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Male 2,516
haha pro religion?
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Female 803
is that jesus fish eating another non-jesus fish?
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Female 133
GothicQueen: I pretty much did the same thing..but I didn`t feel bad after I giggled.
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Female 3,574
wow that`s gross
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Male 15,510
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Male 2,604
think what you want, but thats bad form
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Male 38,494
that`s just tacky

Really Christian Community? Nail jokes?
tsk tsk tsk
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Female 448
Where`s the second one?
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Male 730
Haha
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Female 4,376
So for a split second I didn`t get it. Then I giggled. Then I felt bad.
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Female 305
Haha!
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Male 6,694
Fancy said that for every anti post there is a pro post as long as its funny, wierd ect. I think this one is funny.
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Male 3,322
At least they got the location of the body piercings right. It never happened in the hands. The Romans always crucified through the wrist (a little lower than pictured here, I think). The bone structure here could support the weight of the victim, where the bone structure in the hand couldn`t. Sure, He was Christ, and it would have worked on Him if He wanted it to (assuming you believe that sort of thing), but remember, the people doing the nailing didn`t, so they would have done it the same way they did everyone.
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Male 656
OOOOH!
Thats epically creepy to think about, yet totally mind blowing at the same time!
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Male 20,188
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