Best Computer Invention Since Boob Mousepad [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Tech

If they can add a Cheeto bowl on that thing, we"re in business.
There are 71 comments:
Male 101
Its the thought that counts, I dig it.
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Male 301
Doesn`t help with the way i type(Randomly throw Pens at the keys hoping they hit the.)
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Male 1,043
Now what am I supposed to hit when I get pissed @ internet?!
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Male 11,740
That wouldn`t work for me. Fail.
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Male 1,351
I would hate the lack of mobility of my hands and would constantly be taking them out so they don`t feel cramped.
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Female 151
nah not that great of an invention :(
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Male 1,195
My keyboard died on me. I`m using my PS3.
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Male 2,703
I love it!
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Male 1,148
but my keyboard is too large for that :(
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Male 37,888
this is why we need voice interaction with computers. but then, my mouth would be full of toast and it wouldn`t understand me
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Male 6,694
paper plate seems to work just fine for me. I also have a huge desk.
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Male 10,845
yum
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Male 907
Because your toast and coffee couldn`t be placed, say, on the desk right in front of you...
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Male 2,290
I would knock that poo everywhere.
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Female 1,435
Oh thats not a bad idea. Might have to be a little bit taller though. I can see my hand catching the sides and then having hot tea splashed everywhere except the keyboard.
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Male 1,108
Mybe I shold gt on of tese, my kybard is fll of crms.
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Male 1,704
who uss moniters still?
wheres the flatscreens at?
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Male 178
do you have one in size hotpocket?
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Male 17,512
CaptainPat: I`ve seen even worse, Like nicotine coated cobwebs so thick you couldn`t see the motherboard.

And they wondered why their computer was acting `funny`.
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Female 3,696
but how will I aggressively hunt and peck?
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Female 92
MadP I was thinking the same thing!! Because that is something that I would do :D
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Male 3,014
"...until you jerk your hand up too quickly and knock it"

And suddenly this has become the most impractical invention of 2010.
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Male 645
needs napkin holder
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Female 332
...until you jerk your hand up too quickly and knock it
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Male 312
I want.
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Male 1,184
Obviously they need a USB IV next.
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Female 1,048
Good idea in principle - but will it work with nachos?? Where`s the serviette holder??
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Male 795
I knock food over that`s five feet away, this would be disastrous.
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Female 94
I would be the kind of idiot to lift my hand to quickly under it and flip the damn thing over.
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Male 185
There is no way to prevent food that is in the room with the keyboard from getting in it, it is scientific fact.
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Male 1,584
CrakrJak, that`s not real, is it? That can`t be real, can it?
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Male 2,841
Looks like somebody will end up accidently raising their hands and flinging that poo everywhere.
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Female 728
I totally need one of those sized for a laptop. :D
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Male 2,748
@crakrjak: KILL IT! KILL IT!!
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Female 1,515
ACK! I really want that! Cause I always get food in my keyboard >.<
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Male 2,748
now, if only it could hold the food to my face while i eat so i can`t get grease on the key board...
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Male 17,512
paulyshore: Have you ever had to clean a desktop computer from a smokers house ?





Yeah, Pretty gross isn`t it ? Imagine what`s in their lungs !
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Male 152
and after hearing about it, i just had to look up the boob mousepad...
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Male 1,013
How is this in any way better than a baby feeder mouse pad???

1. The mouse is no where near the keyboard. 2. It`s not even nearly close to the ergonomics of a funbag mousepad. 3. Lastly, no respectable programmer would have grape drink in a gay tea-party teacup. Bring on the Mt. Dew!!!
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Male 152
that is definitely not enough space to fit what i eat while on the computer...and lol @brit566..."oh the memories..."
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Male 2,005
i would buy it if i could fit a dinner plate on it
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Female 89
@crakrjak - why cigarettes?
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Male 1,184
I think the issue is actually that that is a grilled cheese sandwich. Meaning it is doused in butter. Butter that should not be on keyboards.
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Male 246
Just wait and see what happens when the user has to quickly lift the hands...
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Female 2,289
"Is that grape drank?"

It`s purple drank actually.
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Male 34
To bad hes not playing games (you can see from the way he got his computer)
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Male 17,512
All food, Drink, And cigarettes should be at least 10 feet away from computers at all times. Sorry Starbucks people your breaking the rules.
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Male 25,416
Awesome, expect the correct technique is using your palms off the table!
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Male 877
thats poo...dry toast!
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Male 152
Is that grape drank? I want five.
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Male 26
-IssatheFiend Then the product is clearly not for you.... jesus
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Female 517
OMG i want one! where do i get those, this is amazing :D
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Female 1,264
WANT
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Male 5,190
I could use that actually.
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Male 1,523
Must find.
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Female 676
Nice idea, but I know I`d move my hand too fast just once and end up with soda or whatever all over my desk.
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Female 2,352
I use my laptop most of the time so this would be pretty useless. Great idea though.
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Male 3,819
THIS IS GENIUS.
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Male 79
The monitor is in the top right people...:-/
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Male 37,888
I keep liguids 4 feet away from my computer area and STILL manage to spill coffee on the keyboard. It`s not safe for me to own this
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Male 397
Yeah, they apparently haven`t seen how I play my games.
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Female 133
@xKiesix - because everyone else saw the monitor.
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Female 612
And calm down, the monitor`s off to the right side. See it?
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Male 999
something i cant trust
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Female 612
"Knocked flying much?"

Yeah, I could totally see that happening. If I got one of these, I don`t think I`d trust myself enough to put liquids on it.
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Female 477
..really?
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Female 448
Where`s the monitor? Why is she typing if there is no monitor? WHY ISN`T ANYONE ELSE ASKING THESE QUESTIONS?!!
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Male 1,929
Knocked flying much?
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Female 9,400
I want.
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Male 36
Where can I get one of these?
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Male 19,835
Link: Best Computer Invention Since Boob Mousepad [Pic] [Rate Link] - If they can add a Cheeto bowl on that thing, we`re in business.
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