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Date: 06/23/10 03:01 PM

71 Responses to Best Computer Invention Since Boob Mousepad [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    Link: Best Computer Invention Since Boob Mousepad - If they can add a Cheeto bowl on that thing, we`re in business.
  2. Profile photo of ajackmanuk
    ajackmanuk Male 18-29
    36 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    Where can I get one of these?
  3. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    I want.
  4. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    Knocked flying much?
  5. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Where`s the monitor? Why is she typing if there is no monitor? WHY ISN`T ANYONE ELSE ASKING THESE QUESTIONS?!!
  6. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    ..really?
  7. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    613 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    "Knocked flying much?"

    Yeah, I could totally see that happening. If I got one of these, I don`t think I`d trust myself enough to put liquids on it.
  8. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    something i cant trust
  9. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    613 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    And calm down, the monitor`s off to the right side. See it?
  10. Profile photo of Hellioness
    Hellioness Female 18-29
    133 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    @xKiesix - because everyone else saw the monitor.
  11. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    Yeah, they apparently haven`t seen how I play my games.
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    I keep liguids 4 feet away from my computer area and STILL manage to spill coffee on the keyboard. It`s not safe for me to own this
  13. Profile photo of Hybrovi
    Hybrovi Male 18-29
    79 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    The monitor is in the top right people...:-/
  14. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    THIS IS GENIUS.
  15. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    I use my laptop most of the time so this would be pretty useless. Great idea though.
  16. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    Nice idea, but I know I`d move my hand too fast just once and end up with soda or whatever all over my desk.
  17. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    Must find.
  18. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    WANT
  19. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    OMG i want one! where do i get those, this is amazing :D
  20. Profile photo of Cliffey
    Cliffey Male 18-29
    26 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    -IssatheFiend Then the product is clearly not for you.... jesus
  21. Profile photo of bloodwrage
    bloodwrage Male 18-29
    152 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    Is that grape drank? I want five.
  22. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    thats poo...dry toast!
  23. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    Awesome, expect the correct technique is using your palms off the table!
  24. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    All food, Drink, And cigarettes should be at least 10 feet away from computers at all times. Sorry Starbucks people your breaking the rules.
  25. Profile photo of Wariaman
    Wariaman Male 18-29
    34 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    To bad hes not playing games (you can see from the way he got his computer)
  26. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    "Is that grape drank?"

    It`s purple drank actually.
  27. Profile photo of Mickets
    Mickets Male 30-39
    246 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    Just wait and see what happens when the user has to quickly lift the hands...
  28. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    I think the issue is actually that that is a grilled cheese sandwich. Meaning it is doused in butter. Butter that should not be on keyboards.
  29. Profile photo of paulyshore
    paulyshore Female 18-29
    89 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    @crakrjak - why cigarettes?
  30. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    i would buy it if i could fit a dinner plate on it
  31. Profile photo of last-iconOC
    last-iconOC Male 13-17
    152 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    that is definitely not enough space to fit what i eat while on the computer...and lol @brit566..."oh the memories..."
  32. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    How is this in any way better than a baby feeder mouse pad???

    1. The mouse is no where near the keyboard. 2. It`s not even nearly close to the ergonomics of a funbag mousepad. 3. Lastly, no respectable programmer would have grape drink in a gay tea-party teacup. Bring on the Mt. Dew!!!
  33. Profile photo of last-iconOC
    last-iconOC Male 13-17
    152 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    and after hearing about it, i just had to look up the boob mousepad...
  34. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    paulyshore: Have you ever had to clean a desktop computer from a smokers house ?





    Yeah, Pretty gross isn`t it ? Imagine what`s in their lungs !
  35. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    now, if only it could hold the food to my face while i eat so i can`t get grease on the key board...
  36. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    ACK! I really want that! Cause I always get food in my keyboard >.<
  37. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    @crakrjak: KILL IT! KILL IT!!
  38. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    I totally need one of those sized for a laptop. :D
  39. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    Looks like somebody will end up accidently raising their hands and flinging that poo everywhere.
  40. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1586 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    CrakrJak, that`s not real, is it? That can`t be real, can it?
  41. Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    There is no way to prevent food that is in the room with the keyboard from getting in it, it is scientific fact.
  42. Profile photo of izzielee
    izzielee Female 18-29
    94 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    I would be the kind of idiot to lift my hand to quickly under it and flip the damn thing over.
  43. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    I knock food over that`s five feet away, this would be disastrous.
  44. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    Good idea in principle - but will it work with nachos?? Where`s the serviette holder??
  45. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    Obviously they need a USB IV next.
  46. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    I want.
  47. Profile photo of MadP
    MadP Female 18-29
    332 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    ...until you jerk your hand up too quickly and knock it
  48. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    needs napkin holder
  49. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    "...until you jerk your hand up too quickly and knock it"

    And suddenly this has become the most impractical invention of 2010.
  50. Profile photo of Ninabear3
    Ninabear3 Female 18-29
    92 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:36 pm
    MadP I was thinking the same thing!! Because that is something that I would do :D
  51. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:42 pm
    but how will I aggressively hunt and peck?
  52. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 12:00 am
    CaptainPat: I`ve seen even worse, Like nicotine coated cobwebs so thick you couldn`t see the motherboard.

    And they wondered why their computer was acting `funny`.
  53. Profile photo of jeffcomedy
    jeffcomedy Male 30-39
    178 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 12:20 am
    do you have one in size hotpocket?
  54. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 12:42 am
    who uss moniters still?
    wheres the flatscreens at?
  55. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 12:49 am
    Mybe I shold gt on of tese, my kybard is fll of crms.
  56. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 1:26 am
    Oh thats not a bad idea. Might have to be a little bit taller though. I can see my hand catching the sides and then having hot tea splashed everywhere except the keyboard.
  57. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:08 am
    I would knock that poo everywhere.
  58. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:32 am
    Because your toast and coffee couldn`t be placed, say, on the desk right in front of you...
  59. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 6:30 am
    yum
  60. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 6:52 am
    paper plate seems to work just fine for me. I also have a huge desk.
  61. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 7:00 am
    this is why we need voice interaction with computers. but then, my mouth would be full of toast and it wouldn`t understand me
  62. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 7:33 am
    but my keyboard is too large for that :(
  63. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 8:08 am
    I love it!
  64. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:43 am
    My keyboard died on me. I`m using my PS3.
  65. Profile photo of NewYorkHippi
    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
    151 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    nah not that great of an invention :(
  66. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    I would hate the lack of mobility of my hands and would constantly be taking them out so they don`t feel cramped.
  67. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    That wouldn`t work for me. Fail.
  68. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 6:33 am
    Now what am I supposed to hit when I get pissed @ internet?!
  69. Profile photo of Marcko98
    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    Doesn`t help with the way i type(Randomly throw Pens at the keys hoping they hit the.)
  70. Profile photo of lordpoee
    lordpoee Male 30-39
    101 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    Its the thought that counts, I dig it.

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