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Date: 06/28/10 02:00 PM

35 Responses to Beer: The Cause & Problem To Every Situation

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    June 28, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Link: Beer: The Cause & Problem To Every Situation - As told by Homer Simpson, the patron saint of hops and barley.
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    fishyboy Male 30-39
    183 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    Isn`t it "Beer: the cause of, and solution to, every problem!" ?
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    Handsompod Male 30-39
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    June 28, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    MMMM beer.
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    Is_it_in_yet Male 13-17
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    June 28, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    11: whats wrong with this??>.. oh.
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    LifeRocker Male 13-17
    54 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    Actually it`s "Beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of life`s problems."
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    Homer Simpson: "Ah, Beer, the cause of and the solution to all of life`s problems"

    Sorry Fancy but, Simpsons quotation FAIL
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    22 is just wow!
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    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    No, actually it`s "To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life`s problems". Episode 18 of season 8. Proof.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    June 28, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    Why does everything awesome have to shorten my lifespan?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36848 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    I swear, I actually herad a chorus of angels when I saw the beer stein made of Bacon! ..... "Haaaaa-le-lu-yeah!"
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    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    Maybe someone else should correct him. I guess it can`t be that hard to read what the person before you said and just repeat it to make it look as if you know something.
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    glassjawdave Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    Actually I believe the proper quote would be "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life`s problems."
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    dieMFKRdie Male 18-29
    42 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    #1 made me lol
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    unsub Female 18-29
    924 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    Actually I believe the proper quote would be "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life`s problems."

    Indeed, that`s the right quote.
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    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    goaliejerry

    "Why does everything awesome have to shorten my lifespan?"

    Because for every minute you spend not doing something awesome your life extends to punish you for not doing something awesome.
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    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    "Indeed, that`s the right quote."

    you are correct.... i started to post just to correct that lol
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    woozlez Male 13-17
    74 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    Is 13 all that funny? The guy is dead...
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    thecolor9 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    The guy with the drum in #1 is hot
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    VaJayJay Female 30-39
    56 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 11:28 pm
    That`s talent in #22. I`m envious
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    ElijaBlack Male 18-29
    275 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 1:05 am
    i thought it was the cause of and solution to every problem
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    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 1:26 am
    @ ElijaBlack... you are correct. This title is a bag of excitement for a proud grammar Nazi like myself. ^_^

    Even more specifically, as a Simpsons Nazi (if there is such a thing), I believe the quote is:

    "Mmmm... Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life`s problems."
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    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 1:27 am
    Unsub... I stand corrected! lol you have the correct quote! :)
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    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 1:27 am
    @ ElijaBlack... you are correct. This title is a bag of excitement for a proud grammar Nazi like myself. ^_^

    Even more specifically, as a Simpsons Nazi (if there is such a thing), I believe the quote is:

    "Mmmm... Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life`s problems."
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    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 4:14 am
    why is the family in the 2nd pic is so skinny? does beer make them lose weight?
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    JimboSlice Male 18-29
    149 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 6:28 am
    wickedsngr is right... and im one too
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    laomao0078 Female 18-29
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    June 29, 2010 at 7:05 am
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
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    June 29, 2010 at 8:50 am
    haha number 12 i always tend to do
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 11:26 am
    I do like a good beer.
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    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    was...was that a mug made of bacon - filled with cheese?

    Must...own..
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    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    Uhm... That is not correct.
    Homer said, and I quote,

    "Beeeer... The cause - and solution - to all of lifes problems."
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    dieMFKRdie Male 18-29
    42 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    alikabul, no is to alcohol....
  32. Profile photo of dieMFKRdie
    dieMFKRdie Male 18-29
    42 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    I cant spell LOL
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    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    #7 kinda looks like Simon Cowell, the guy on the right.

    And I think the guy in the pool is dead.
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    FrigginMo Male 18-29
    266 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    Way to fail at quotes.
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    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
    321 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 12:51 am
    oh beer, how i do love you so much

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